Eda:*chase the red light laser dot*

Lilith: Edalyn, you are the adult witch snap out of it.

Eda: I have this emotional need!

Principal Bump: We need to find a way to improve the working atmosphere. Any Ideas?

One teacher: *raises a hand*

Principal Bump: Ideas that do not involve murdering students or drinking while working.

Teacher: *lowers his hand*

Edric: So that's the plan.

Eda: Are you alright with constructive criticism, kid?

Edric: Go ahead.

Eda: We are doomed.

Luz: How long are we just gonna stand here before we help him?

Gus: Give him a minute.

Angry Mattholomule: *Trying get out of a Chinese finger trap*

*After Luz made the Clawthorne sisters talk about their feelings*

Lilith: Sister, are you crying?

Eda: No, I'm having an allergic reaction.

Lilith: To what?

Eda: To feelings.

Lilith sobbing: Me too.

Principal Bump: I hope you have an explanation for this.

Viney: We have several prepared.

Barcus: *woof* [I'm just going to start.]

Jerbo: Tell us when something starts making sense.

Camila: *showing Amity old pictures of Luz*

Amity: Why is there metal on her teeth?

Camila: Oh, you mean braces?

Amity: Why would she need to brace her teeth? Did Luz break them? Is she that clumsy?

Lilith: You need to stop ending up in jail.

Eda: It is part of my strategy.

Luz: ...You don't know get the rules of Monopoly, do you?

Unknow man: Are you Eda Clawthorne?

Eda: What are you, a cop?

Eda: Hey Lily. Remember that one time tengu got stuck in your hair and you refused to cut it off so you just walked around with a angry yōkai on your head for a few days?

Lilith: I thought we agreed to never talk about that.

Lilith: Have you seen-

Luz and King: *aggressively shushes her*

Lilith: ?

Luz: *points in the distance* Eda is siting on ground and playing with the baby jackalopes.

Lilith:*whispering* It's the best time to record things on film.

Emira: *opens shower* Edric- stop screaming, it's just me. Have you seen my scroll?

Edric: No! Get out!

Emira: Okay thanks bye.

Luz: So what happened when I was all pixe dustgged up? Did I say or do anything weird?

Willow:...no

Gus: *pull a notebook* You want it alphabetical or by degree of weirdness?

Eda: *passes by the sign that said, " Keep out"*

Eda: *passes by the sign that said, "Stay awey"*

Eda: *passes by the sign that said, "Turn back!"*

Eda: This has to be something good.

~After potion spilled in kitchen~

Luz: I've never seen kitchen appliances in conga line before.

Principal Bump: Edalyn. You can be very destructive.

Teenage Eda: I can?

Principal Bump: I wasn't giving you premission!

Teenage Eda: Too late! I alredy broke something.

Luz: What do you think Eda will do get us from here?

King: She'll probably, like, flirt with guard to stolen keys or

*Building explodes*

King: ...or she could do that.

Hooty: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Luz: Wasn't King with you?

King: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Luz: You know, I'm starting to regret teaching you how that blender works.

Gus*drinking toast with peanut butter, beacon, eggs smoothie*: Why do you say that?

Eda: King!

King: What?! It wasn't me!

Eda: Force of habit. Hooty!

Hooty: Not me either.

Eda: Then who set the couch on fire?

Luz: *whistles, holding a baby dragon behind her back*

Luz: Time for plan G.

Amity: Don't you mean plan B?

Luz: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Willow: What about plan D?

Luz: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Gus: What about plan E?

Luz: I'm hoping not to use it. Hooty dies in plan E.

Amity: I like plan E.