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'Thoughts'
Parseltongue
(With Harry)
Harry was in the library. He was getting his homework done. Soon though Ron sat down in front of him. Harry looks up at him with a smile.
"Hey Ron."
"Hey."
"Is something wrong?" He asked as he tilted his head to the side in concern.
He blushed at how cute Harry was being. "No, maybe. Dean, Seamus, Neville, and I want to talk." He told him. "In private."
"Oh, okay." He packed up.
"Thanks."
"Of course." He smiled at him.
Ron blushed once more. He took Harry back to the dorm. Harry sat on his bed and looked at the other four boys in confusion and concern. It was Ron that spoke.
"We really like you." He blurted out.
"Okay." He knew that.
"No we are attracted to you." He said.
"Oh." He blinked. "I see."
"We all want to court you." Dean said.
"All of you?" That was a shock.
"All of us." Neville confirmed. "We don't want to make you choose and we know you couldn't."
"I-i see."
"Please don't freak out." Seamus begged.
"I'm not. Just shocked." Harry assured him.
"You aren't disgusted?" He asked.
"No."
"Really?" Dean asked.
"My uncle taught me that I was a freak for being a wizard. I used to believe that until I talked with Hermione's mum after first year. She made me realize how much of an arse my uncle was. My general rule is to ignore my uncle and what he believes. Plus I'm gay so I would be a hipocrite." He shrugged.
"That's good." He was stunned.
"But all of us want to court you and we want to share you." Neville pointed out.
"It's odd and not common but when have I ever been normal?" He asked.
"True." He nodded.
"Plus Dumbledore told me that I would most likely need more than one partner to help ground my magic."
"Oh." The boys blinked at that.
"So you accept?" Ron asked in shock.
Harry smiled. "Yeah."
"Yes!" The boy cheered.
"Now as much as this is nice I do need to work on my potions homework." He said.
"Right." Dean said. "Let's go to the library."
"Okay."
(With Lavender)
Lavender had heard Ron ask Harry to speak in private. She followed behind them thinking she could overhear some juicy gossip. She nearly squealed when she heard that all the boys liked each other and were going to date. She smirked and ran off.
"Lavender?" It was her best friend, Parvati Patil.
"Come with me. I have news about the boys in our year. Well the Gryffindors."
"What is it?" She asked.
"Come here." She pulled her into a room. She failed to notice Malfoy following.
"What is it?" She asked.
"Ron asked to speak to Harry privately. He took him to the dorm where the other boys were. They admitted to liking him, romantically. He agreed to go out with all of them." She told her.
"Holy Merlin." Parvati gasped.
"I know."
Malfoy smirked before running off. He was soon in the Great Hall. He waited until the room was full. He stood up and grabbed the hall's attention.
"Harry Potter is dating Ronald Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Dean Thomas, and Seamus Finnigan. He's dating four people at once." He told them.
"What's your point Malfoy?" Harry asked.
The blonde gaped at him. "That is my point."
"So you think it's wrong?" He asked with a raised eyebrow.
"I do."
"So you are disgusted by it?"
"I am."
"Oh then you are disgusted by Salazar Slytherin." He smiled.
"What? No. Why would he disgust me?" He sneered.
"He was married to six woman and three men." He answered.
Malfoy laughed. "No he wasn't."
"He was."
"Liar!"
"Actually Mr Malfoy, Mr Potter isn't lying." Dumbledore said. "He was married to so many because he loved them and because they helped to ground him. He, like his fellow founders, were very powerful. Mr Potter wouldn't be able to be with one person."
"My office Mr Malfoy." Snape said.
"Yes sir." He said miserably and followed behind his head of house.
"Anyone else have a problem with my personal life?" He asked with a raised eyebrow. "I know many of you seemed to think that since I'm "famous" you have a say in my life." He used his fingers to make air quotes when he said the word famous. "Are you going to turn on me, again?" He looked around at their shocked faces. "Good." He began eating.
(With Malfoy and Snape)
"You stupid boy!" Snape hissed as he shut the door.
"What?"
"You presented yourself as an ass. No one will trust you. You looked like an idiot and Potter's image improved by him not getting angry. You look like a child."
"But-"
"There are no buts. Leave Potter alone."
"Yes sir." He said miserably.
"I mean it. No retaliations or picking on him. Leave him alone."
"Yes sir."
"Good. You may leave."
"Are you going to tell my dad?"
"I am."
"Ugh!" He rolled his eyes and left.
"If only you knew, child." He sighed.
He quickly wrote a letter before sending it off. He left his office soon after. He warned Lucius of what could happen when he spoiled his child but he refused to listen and now he was about to see the consequences of that decision.
(With the Boys)
After they finished eating they returned to the dormroom. Their professor was already there. She seemed to be casting a few spells. Harry already figured it out what she was doing.3
"Ah professor Mcgonagall, you don't trust us?" He asked.
"No. You are teenage boys." She responded dryly.
"What's going on?" Dean asked.
"She's placing spells in the room to prevent us from having sex." Harry answered him and the other boys blushed.
"O-oh."
"I do want to know how you knew about Slytherin's wives and husbands." Mcgonagall said.
"Oh after the Chamber of Secrets was open the headmaster had taken an unspeakable down there. I went with them since I'm a parselmouth. We found his library and I read some of his journals. That's when the headmaster informed me that I would most likely have more than one lover." He explained.
"Ah that's right. He wasn't happy that you had to be there."
"Yup. He threatened the unspeakable and said that I better be safe or else."
"Good. All done." She smiled.
She left after that. Ron went over to Harry, causing the green eyed boy to look at him.
"Would you like to go on a date with me tomorrow?" He asked.
"I would." He accepted.
"Great." He smiled brightly.
After that they grabbed their books and went to the library. They began doing more of their homework.