Zatch Bell! Folgore and Kanchome's Epic Adventure (Chapter 3)

(Authors Notes: Okay, so I got moar feedback from my family and fredns. and they say that I need to have more Harry Potter elemnets in my sotry if it to count as crossother. I will try to correct this in the fulture.)

Folgore was do on way to the first stop in da village. He was serching for clues to evil wherabouts, but he maked no progress because the stupid old wise sage forget to gibe him instructions on where to go.

"That stupid old man, he cold have at least given me compass or somthing!" Folgore through one of the nearby weemen out of furstation. "Hmm, maybe I can get more information if we stop here for the day." He thinked and did.

The village was old and musty and gross and beat down and not look good. It lookt like no one liver there for weeks, maybe evan months! But it had convenient looking hotel with huge neon lights, it lookt kinda like Vegas but not exactly.

"Hey, Folgore! Why don't we stay there for the night?" Asked Konchame. "After all, I haven't slept in days!"

This was because, Kachome is light sleper and it diffcult fo him to slep whenever Falgore was haveing the sex, witch was all the time. SO they decided it was good idea for now, but what they dint know is that this was trap.

"Hmm, sure is spooky around here and this sign that say 'dont stay here' isnt halping!" Saider Folgore. But then he thinkt it was okay because he see that there cheese hanging from rope in thr doorway, the kind of anticks you see in saturday mourning cartons. "Ooh, that must be for me!" Said Folgore and took bit into it.

But before Kachome could warn him, he was thrown into burlap sac by comedically evil henchmen that I mention in previous chapter so it clever. "Were you taking us?" Asked Kachume, but no one herded it so no body say something.

"Woldnt you like to now?" Asked bad dude #1, whose real name was Ricky da Rat. He was the bosses favorite mini boss, usally used for more importint things. "Yeh, you keep her bill shut, duck!" Saidored hencemen number 2, Greg the Nasty Guy, who was Ricky da Rat's super secret sith apprentice.

(Authros notes: Okey I sorry for tinrodcue more Star Wars stuff in my stoires, but im big fan of the franchise and it just seemed cool to do.)

"If you after my fortune, yoll need do better than!" Folgore then rummaged thru his back pocket and took out switch blade. He did massive damage to the 3rd henchmen, whose real name was Yazooki, leader of the minor yakuza in these parts. But he use his speed maneuver and dog it with relative ease. "Yowtch!" He yelped like dummy. "You will pay for them!" He yelled at Folgore, but Folgore vanished like ninja man, but italian. "Whar he goes?!"

The three looked around but coldnt find him anywehre, until Folgore yelled, "Up here, sleeaze scum!" Then he drop kicked like my favorite action hero, Jakci Chan because he ove watching epice kool kung fu foreign films. One by one, they all falled and this made the boss angrey, who was watching from his secreat base somewhere far away.

"Stupid maroons! Cant get good halp these days…" Say the main viallain of the story who i cant reveal yet. "Oh well, i doubt theyll survive the night there anyway. I palnted not only my best suboridants, but also, radioactive super zombies were sighted there the other day. Im like see them get through those." Then he lit cigar god.

MEANWHILE

Folgore picked up burlack sap of his lil buddy and said, "Dont worry! Ill get yo out, as soon as i find the wizard scintist in this area. He can caste spell to get you out of bag."

"But can't you just use the switch blade to cut the bag?" He asked but then Folgore counter witht this. "Yeah, I cold, bu then the story wont be as interesting." SO he didnt so that the plot could keep going.

Just as they santer out of bad hotel, they were stormed by super egales, and were chimps, and rocket monkeys as well as Russian Nuclear Ninja Zombies who also had guns. So they fort them with strenght and courage and over interesting stuff. It was intense that if I write it you couldnt handle the imagination at work.

Then Godzilla Jr showed up, and he was furious. SO he try to take a swipe at them, but it was a good thing Folgore remembered to pack hi anti Godzilla Jr repelleant. "It's like my mother always said, you never know whn you have to fort a Godzilla Jr in a rundown villahe!"

After all the fighting, they thinked maybe it not good idea to stay here for the nihgt. However, they were really tired so they did anyway. Folgore made sure to pack extra weemen with him because its important for survival. So they had great sex and stupid Kachome was complaining like lsoer. "Oh man, if your gonna be a little bitch, yo can sleep outside with the fishes!" He said and threw Kachome out like a wet blanket bit npt that kind of wet in this instance.

Kachome had a terrible time fighting of the zonbies that Folgore neglected to take care of. "Y'see, I knew you would take care of them for me, thats why I left them alone!" Folgore wa right, the best kind of correct.

In the mourning, they decide to leave because this side quest got them no closer to the answers they seekd. It was almost like padding or filler, but not really.

To be contimued.