As the sun rose at the start of the weekend, Tori wiped the crust from her eyes as she went down the stairs with a yawn. In the kitchen, she was just about to craft some toast, when there was a knock at the door. "Who could that be?" she softly said to herself. The door swung open, to reveal none other than Jade West. "Jade, what are you doing here this early. I didn't have you pegged as a morning person," Tori mused. Jade rolled her eyes, saying, "I'm not, but I just wanted to make sure that someone like YOU, had a good night sleep, Tori Vega, if that IS your real name!"
Tori raised a curious eyebrow. "What...are you implying?"
Jade gave a sarcastic laugh. "Let's just say...I lowkey like Hannah Montana, but fuck Disney though!"
Tori scratched the back of her head. "This is easily one of the weirdest conversations I've been in in quite some time. Jade, you aren't making any sense!" were the words from Tori's mouth.
As Jade smirked a sadistic smirk, the next words from her mouth were; "Whatever! In any case, myself, Andre, Robbie, Cat and Beck are gonna train for that battle royal down at the beach. You coming?"
Tori cleared her throat, placing a telling on Jade's shoulder, and as Jade removed her hand, Tori's next line was; "Sorry, Jade, but I already have plans to train with Trina, plus I have some studying to do."
Jade slyly backed away out the door. "Well then, I'll go make sure Cat's jussy has healed enough for any...strenuous activities!"
Then, just as quickly as Jade arrived, she was gone.
"That was weird," Tori remarked. It was then that Trina came downstairs. "Tori, I think Jade might be onto you!" she said.
Tori nodded in agreement. "Yeah, but if she thinks it'll be that easy, she has another thing coming. She's gonna play checkers, so i'll play chess!"
At that moment, the doorbell rang, and Trina rubbed the bridge of her nose. "You'll get it," she said.
"Goddammit, Trina," Tori said as she got the door. It was the local delivery driver. "Hello, I have a package for one Tori Vega," he said. Tori said nothing, simply grabbing the package and signing the paperwork.
"What is that?" asked Trina.
"Dunno, sender unknown."
Tori grabbed a knife from out of the kitchen and cut open the box, pulling out a stuffed teddy bear. "What the hell?" said Trina. "Tori, it looks like you have a secret admirer. Also, it does look familiar, and a bit creepy."
Tori got up and took it to her room, placed it on her top shelf, opened up her laptop, then typed in; BLACK AND WHITE CREEPY TEDDY BEAR.
After a couple minutes of searching, Tori had ran across an article. "Wait! Tori! I've dealt with stalkers before, that's a Spy Stuffy! It's a spy camera disguised as a stuffed animal!" said Shelby.
"Dude! Based on how Jade was acting and what Trina had said, I'll bet Jade was the one who sent the Spy Stuffy. My cousin Lola once told me about a similar situation. She's trying to catch us in the act!"
Tori ran down the stairs, and came back with a box containing half-eaten baked potato.
"Jade is playing checkers, so we'll just have to play 4D wizard space chess! Jade West thinks she'll find out our secret, but this is the closest she'll get. Time to put on a show!
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Meanwhile, Beck's RV cruised down the road. Jade sat in the corner, staring at her phone. Cat tapped her on the shoulder. "Cat, what have I told you about touching me!" The red head quickly back away. "Jade, don't tell me you got Tori a Spy Stuffy!" Cat said, worry in her voice. "I think Shelby Marx and Tori Vega are the same person. Robbie raised a skeptical eyebrow, putting the Shapiro in Robbie Shapiro in the following statement: "Listen to me, Jade. Now, let's just say, hypothetically, that Tori really was the MMA fighter, known as Shelby Marx. Given everything that you've done to her, why has she not killed you yet?" he said. Jade tried to look for words to say, but she found that there were not any to say.
Back at the Vega household. Tori furiously wrote notes in her book. "We're a team, Shelby. I will protect you, no matter what! I'll study equations in one hour, and spar with Trina the next. I'll take this potato...AND EAT IT! I'll take these math equations, and SOLVE THEM! I'll take my vitamins...AND TAKE THEM. I'll take my bean….AND FLICK IT!
Over the next few hours, Tori alternated between sparring with Trina and studying. However, she could not shake the feeling that this was not enough. It was then, that Tori reached under her bad and pulled out a brown shoebox labeled 'FOR EMERGENCIES ONLY!', and pulled out a large, purple Bad Dragon Dildo.
"Hello, old friend. It's been a while, but desperate times call for desperate measures!
-To Be Continued
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