Lucifer woke up because of the loud obnoxious voices. What the hell? He covered his head with pillow. But it was no use. The voices kept making their way to his ears. He threw the pillow away and stand up with a grunt.

He opened the sliding door to balcony. He looked here and there sleepily. He turned to his left. His blue eyes met with green one. He frowned at the sight of older Winchester in the balcony besides his.

"Why in the hell at fuck o'clock of morning are you blasting that crap?" Lucifer asked, pissed. The other blond snorted and said, "It's half seven of morning, princess. You should be awake by now."

"It still doesn't explain why are you being such a nightmarish alarm clock." Lucifer yelled, the headache started to occur from the loud noises. Lucifer called them noises because that's what they were. Fucking damn noises. Dean was offended and snapped, "Looks like you don't have good taste in music. Because it's one of the most popular song. It's anything but nightmarish."

"One of the most popular song my ass! If you turn it on again, then I'll break in your house and kick your ass." Lucifer snapped back. The smug asshole that older Winchester was, he turned up the volume and shouted mockingly, "What? I can't hear you!"

"One day, you'll regret it, Winchester!" Lucifer shouted at his top of his lungs. And the other male just smirked and gave a smartass reply, "Yeah, yeah. But that day isn't today."

Lucifer flipped him off and slammed the sliding door shut behind him after he go back to his room.

The audacity of this guy!?

He gritted his teeth. Now, he was ready to break in someone's house and beat the shit out of them. Suddenly, he heard a knock in his door. He opened the door and shouted, "What?"

"Good to see you too, Luci." The shorter blond greeted. Lucifer looked at him and said, "Oh, it's you! What do you want?"

"Michael called you for breakfast. But you seemed busy with your Mr Charming." Gabriel said, with a mischievous glint in his eyes. Lucifer did a vomiting gesture. Gabriel laughed as they started making their way to first floor.

"So, how are you up so early, and most of all, functioning?" Lucifer asked, yawning. Gabriel shrugged and said, "Maybe I got a cup of coffee, not some 'nightmarish' alarm clock."

"Don't mention that pain in the ass! I'll murder him in his sleep as soon as I get coffee." Lucifer said, opening the door to downstairs. Suddenly, a blond rushed past them. Lucifer recognised him as Balthazar if he remembered correctly. But geez, didn't people had enough manner to apologise.

"And he's late again." Gabriel said, snickering. When they reached second floor, there were more people running in stair for offices and colleges. The second floor seemed more lively than third.

Finally, they reached first floor. First floor was quiet and less crowded unlike his which was filled with people yelling and madness.

A familiar brunette came in his vision. The girl gave a yakuza kick to a guy. The guy knocked out on the floor. She turned while flipping her hair. Lucifer jaw dropped and he said, "Hey! Are you- What th-"

"Yeah, she is Raphael." Gabriel introduced her. Lucifer was about to freaked out but before he could say something, Raphael said, "Before you ask, I'm not a shape shifter. And the only thing you and me know is once you throw all of Michael's underwear off the cliff."

"He what?" They heard an angry shout. Speak of the devil, no puns, Michael was right behind them. Lucifer gave him a sheepish brother and said, "There is no need to fire up like a cracker. It was a long time ago."

"How dare you to throw my underwear off a cliff, you brat!" Michael glowered. Lucifer rolled his eyes and said, "That's what you get for being an asshole."

"Uhm, guys! I don't know about you but we need food to function." Raphael said, cooly. They seemed to agree to that. Suddenly, all of their landed on the knocked out person on the floor. Lucifer asked, "Is he dead?"

"Nah, not dead yet." Gabriel replied, nudging the guy with his foot to check if he was still alive. The 'Shurley' siblings decided to let that guy there be. They headed to Michael's room, their main headquarter, and leaved the guy laying on floor like a corpse.

They almost launched themselves on food when they saw it on dinning table. Being human was weird. You had to do unnecessary things like eat and sleep. Michael looked at his three siblings and said, "You do know that you're going to school, right?"

"Why?" The three archangel said simultaneously. They caught Michael off guard. He didn't expect all three of them to question him. Michael sighed and said, "This universe you goes to school."

"What about you? Aren't you going to college?" Lucifer asked, raising an eyebrow. Michael shaked his head and said, "No, I'll be doing job. Someone needs to pay for your facilities."

"Why can't I do a job as well?"

"Because this universe you is in school."

"Who gives a damn about what this universe me does?"

"Me. And you're 18. At least, your vessel is."

"So, what am I going to do there anyway? Just sit and bore my ass to death while listening to those god damn lecture?"

"Yes. And don't say father's name like that."

"Come on! We're stuck in a fucking alternative universe and all you care about is how I use father's name?"

"Look we'll find a way out. Just cooperate with it for now."

"Whatever."

Lucifer stood up and putted his empty plate in sink. He intertwined his finger and rested his hands behind his head. He said, "Fine. Where's this so called school?"

"Oh. I'm going to give you all a lift to school."

"Why?"

"You know your way to school?"

"Fine."

They changed their clothes and met each other outside again where the car was parked. The ride was pleasant to Gabriel's and Raphael's school. The junior highschool was big, filled with mud rats.

They started to head to Lucifer's senior highschool. Since when did anything good happen in his life? The traffic embraced them. Lucifer scowled at blowing car horns. Since when did America had traffic? He gotta admit that the oddest thing happened to him.

"Come on, Mikey! Just spin the steering and go to other side." Lucifer whined. Michael shooted him an 'are you crazy' look. Lucifer nodded, knowing that he finally lose it.

After yelling few curses, the vehicles started working and the road got spacious. In no time, they reached the school. It's a big one too. He stared at it from the window.

He unlocked the door and got out. Just when he was about to got his bag, Michael said, "These people are going to call you Nick, not Lucifer. Be careful!"

"Fin- Wait, what?"

Michael shoved out Lucifer's bag to him and shutted the door, leaving a furious Lucifer.

To be Continued