I OWN NOTHING
Alright, time to see how far I can take this and remain sane.
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Izuku wasn't sure if he was lucky or unlucky after the events that shook his life to the core. He could be a hero; his lifelong dream was within reach. It was all thanks to Same, his familiar. However, it all came with a heavy price. If anyone told him he'd witness murder up close, the boy would've kindly told them to tell him they were kidding and leave with an awkward chuckle. He had seen far too many deaths in less than two days thanks to his new pet shark who was currently swimming circles in his room.
Looking at himself in a mirror, he could see a few dark rings forming from the lack of sleep thanks to some unpleasant dreams, "Wow, you're really taking it to heart."
"Yeah," the boy mumbled before his eyes snapped wide open. "What?! Mothula-san?!"
And he had a girl in his room, a drug-addict sadist who couldn't get enough of seeing retribution with no repercussions to her had habits, "Your window was unlocked."
Izuku blanched when the fairy took out a white powder and a steel straw made for her size to snort what he knew was illegal substances, "Can you not do that in my room?"
"Whew, no," Egter smiled and took in the high with a contented sigh. "You're so clean I could come here often and hide my stash. No cop would suspect you."
"Please, remove that idea from your head," he pleaded, knowing he couldn't do much against her since a certain event made sure she could air all his dirty laundry, the blood-soaked type thanks to Same.
"Kyu!" said shark was more than happy to be patted by the fairy.
"Oh, but I've grown fond of this fishy," Egter cooed back to the aquatic familiar. "Besides, I am actually a tad fond of you two."
"Do you really consider what we did to be the best way to befriend each other?" Izuku asked worriedly.
"Like it or not, partners in crime can stick together tighter than regular friends," Egter told him before she pulled out another blunt. "Also, I knew someone as pitifully goodhearted as you would get nightmares."
"I appreciate the concern, but-"
Egter cut him off sharply, "And you still want to be a hero, right?"
"Yes, I do," he didn't hesitate to answer.
"Good response, my hero," she teased him, getting a nice red tint on his freckled cheeks. "Anyway, I saw your room once, but I can tell you want to join UA. It's where All Might graduated, after all."
"It's… my dream to be the kind of hero who can help people," Izuku explained meekly, having finally, at long last, realized something. 'I've had a girl in my room… TWICE!'
"Well, let's see if we can make it happen," Egter told him with a smile, but hers was dark and malicious.
"Okay, I want to be excited, but…" he struggled for words.
"Do you really need some incentive other than your dream?" she quirked her eyebrow in disbelief. "I'm sure I've got enough weed to make you a joint. It's good kush if you need to vent out and-"
"No, no, no, no, for goodness' sake no," he told her flatly, crossing his arms in an X.
"Fine, I was just messing with you," Egter smirked and finally lit her thick cigarette. "We still need to pop that cherry of yours, though."
"WHAT?!" Izuku's cry made everything in his room jump up a few inches, as did he.
"Your hero-cherry," the fairy widened her teasing grin.
"Oh, you just love to bully me, don't you?" he asked with an accusing glare and a pout, looking adorable.
"Please, like anyone would pass the opportunity," Egter giggled. "Still, here's a simple idea for you: work out. Make sure you've got the kind of body which can fight alongside your cute pet. Otherwise, you'd be in trouble if someone went straight for you."
"I… never really thought of that," Izuku mused to himself.
"Anyway, if this shark really is your Quirk or something else, you've obviously just got him," Egter pointed out with a smirk. "Meaning you're either a real late bloomer or something else. Kukuku, which is it?"
Izuku started to sweat buckets when the fairy giggled, trying, and failing to come up with an excuse or any proper lie, "Um, I-"
"Doesn't matter, don't care," she casually told him and flicked back one of her long pigtails. "Truthfully, I wanted muscle to end that bitch and I got it. How it works or how you got it doesn't bother me. Besides, people seem to buy your story of it being a late-blooming Quirk."
"Why are you telling me all this?" he finally asked.
"It's so you know I've still got you by the balls and can decide how hard to squeeze them," she answered with a dark grin. "Honestly, you may be into that seeing how easy you let me push you around."
"I'd never!" the boy defended himself.
"Denial's one step to enlightenment," she sassily replied. Taking another drag of her blunt, she thought a brief moment on the boy before her, "Still, you in UA with heroes to see you and this fishy… It's going to be hard keeping him on a leash. Given what little I've seen, you're like a toddler pulled by a large dog."
Sulking, the boy had to agree, "Painfully true."
"And you could use someone to help you hide the secret," the moth girl informed him. "Be glad, I plan on entering that school as well. I hope we get along. Hell, I could even pop that cherry of yours."
Izuku's face went through several shades of red before he exclaimed, "Could you please NOT say anything sexual?!"
"But that mug of yours gives me a high as good as this weed," she giggled after taking another drag.
"God, give me strength," Izuku pleaded while looking upwards.
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"Goodbye, Baron von Explosion," Katsuki was in his room, praying to the feather which he framed in the traditional Japanese way for deceased relatives. "I shall avenge you, my son."
His mother many people want to see more of in all the right and wrong ways, Mitsuki, couldn't take the sulking and punched her son upside the head, "Katsuki, get out of your room and stop mourning the bird you knew for less than a day! Also, clean up this mess!"
Katsuki snapped like a gator from the punch, "Damn you, hag! I'm paying respects to the creature I bonded with!"
"Your superficial link to some chick is because you lack real friends, now get going to school and try to at least learn something!" Mitsuki roared back and bopped him again. "If you can make friends that easily with a newborn flying rat, you can befriend actual living humans for once and stop being an ass!"
"Everything I learnt from talking is from you, bitch!" and Katsuki was promptly drop-kicked as Mitsuki ran at him and jumped, slamming both heels on his face to send him out of his room through his open window and into the street!
"I didn't teach you to backtalk to me, punk!" the woman exclaimed while her child lied with his ass over his own face, bent at an unnatural angle from his landing.
One of the neighbors snickered, pausing form his early cup of joe, "This family drama sure beats anything on the good old tube…"
"Fucking bitch…" Katsuki groaned once he got up and went to school. Fuming, he kicked a nearby can and kept grumbling to himself, "Who does she think she is? All my classmates tend to drool around her and I have to be the one to beat them up. Bitch doesn't appreciate the work I do, like I'm some unpaid pimp. I lost my only child, and no bird shall ever replace him, so she could-"
"Mothula-san, don't you have a school to go to?" and he paused once he heard Izuku's voice and saw the reason his baby son died too soon giving the green-haired boy a ride.
"It's nearby, plus, I'm now able to mess with you some more and see how cutely you blush," said a fairy girl of all things with a smarmy smirk.
Obviously, her words made the meek boy blush. However, Katsuki saw red and launched himself at them. Like a feral beast, he let out a primal roar of pure, unfiltered rage. Izuku, too used to the blond boy's idea of a regular greeting, held onto Same with a yelp. Egter herself turned and quirked an eyebrow at what a sight she was greeted at. To her it looked like some Pomeranian had grown into a human and flying with the fiery flames of Hell. Not unusual given the world they lived in.
"DEEEEEEKUUUUUU! YOU AND THAT AQUATIC FUCK DIE TODAY! SO SMILE, YOU SON OF A-"
Katsuki's explosion was halted when Same leapt at him, tackling him right on the ribs. Izuku shrieked when his ride suddenly let him drop on his bum, and then panicked when the shark bounced up and down on top of his bully. Egter had to stifle a giggle with the back of her hand to her mouth, smiling quite evilly at the show. Before the explosive boy could say or do a thing, Same had latched onto his hands and started to lick like there was no tomorrow. Happy coos of joy and hunger echoed as Same rolled over with his favorite candy in his mouth, which meant he was steamrolling his summoner's former childhood friend.
"Oh my, is this a sight!" Egter cackled, unable to hold herself when Katsuki started to look like a cartoon, getting flattened by the enormous fish.
Izuku rushed to grab something from his schoolbag, and immediately produced a snack, "Same, please stop! Down boy! Down!"
Throwing a cheap can of tuna into the air did the trick as Same let go of Katsuki for a better meal, leaving the spiky-haired teen a mangled pile of limbs and useless hatred. Without any way to fight against the big fish, he couldn't vent his anger at him or the nerd that summoned the deadly motherfucker. Egter had an idea on how to use and abuse Same after that display, and couldn't wait to test it out. Then again, such a thing could wait, since she just realized an important fact regarding the source of her entertainment.
"My, my, what fun it is to hang around you," Egter told Izuku, then snickered. "Oh, I didn't even get your name. Would you mind telling me it before I choose a cute pet name?"
"I'm Midoriya Izuku," the teen finally told her.
"Green hair, eyes and name, cute," she giggled, loving the reaction it got from him. "I suppose this guy's named you Deku to mess with you and that your little pet did a number on him before."
"That and he ate a baby bird he bonded with," Izuku admitted with increasing dismay. "I fear his anger will keep growing exponentially."
"Can anyone get madder than what we saw now?" Egter asked before giggling. "Kukuku, actually, I may have a little more fun now with this addition to the show. Thanks, Izu-kun."
Blushing up a storm, the boy pointed at her with an accusing finger, "Oi, no need for the first-name basis just yet! I've met you yesterday and my life took a turn for the craziest!"
"But I like that name," she told him cutely with the most adorable face she could muster.
Quaking where he was, Izuku tried to fight back the shivers as he knew, he just knew the truth, 'She's just messing with me! She's doing this for a sick thrill! I should be mad and call her out! I… I… Fuck!'
Egter smirked. She knew what she was and what Izuku was. The young teenager was so fun to tease and it would be a crime not to bully him with how cute his reactions were. She knew that if not her, with such a helpless Quirkless boy, there'd be only one outcome. Izuku would have been getting fucked by the first Quirk bearing alpha female who saw him and realized he's actually what they always wanted. A nice little beta male to femdom.
"Let's go to classes," she told him. "I'm ditching mine to see where you go to, so I can meet up with you and take you for a nice little date."
"Eh?!" Izuku gulped.
Far off, Mitsuki Bakugo saw the ordeal and smirked with a proud nod of approval, "Good girl, you grabbed your man by the balls just like you should. Keep a tight hold of that man-meat."
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Once his classes ended, Izuku sighed as he turned to Egter flying in front of him, "Did you really just play hooky? You'll get in trouble and-"
"Cram it, my classes are off for the day if I want them to," the moth girl told him, then winked as she flapped her wings. "Don't you recall these? I had the principal take a whiff to keep my grades up and let me come and go as I please."
"Are you a villain?!" the salad-head exclaimed.
"Please, I've got standards," the pixie waved him dismissively. Placing her hands on her hips, she gave him a lopsided smirk, "What? Caring for me like a hero should? Or did you fall for me? Maybe… you really are a pervert into tiny girls… I could easily-"
And Same came to the rescue, "Chomp!"
"Ow, ow, ow, owie!" Egter flailed her arms and legs uselessly after Same nibbled on her wings to keep her from making his summoner miserable.
"I really hope this doesn't become a recurring gag," Izuku groaned as he pulled out some cheap fish sticks he got from the cafeteria. "Let her go, boy."
"Fuck, next time I joke around with you I'm keeping my distance from your pet," Egter grunted once her wings were freed from the shark's jaws. "Anyway, I do owe you a date."
"Wha…" Izuku's brain stopped completely, the green hamster in All Might pajamas tripping on the wheel it was running on. However, it kept rolling, which sped up the gears and finally rebooted the boy's brain to let out a complete sentence, "I thought you were messing with me!"
Flicking one of her long pigtails back, the moth girl looked at him with one eye closed and a wide smirk, "I promised you a date, didn't I? Let's go have some fun."
"B-B-B-B-B-"
"Don't stutter, it'll make it easier to mess with you," she told him with a soft giggle.
A nearby delinquent school girl who was gossiping with her friends witnessed everything and whistled, "Damn, she's not messing around laying her mark on his dick."
"I mean, it's Midoriya, who doesn't want to mess with such a cute if delusional virgin?" one in biker duds let out a giggle.
"Fuck, I'd tap his cute ass if he wasn't so skinny," said another while smoking a cigarette. "Can't really go all out with meek nerds if they can die from Snu-Snu."
"True that," the other two said and fist-bumped her.
Soon, Izuku found himself at a small café, gulping in his seat in a secluded corner.
Circling around the table he was in, Same took a short nap while costumers and waiters kept their eye on him to not trip on the fish, "Jittery, aren't you?"
Egter's question snapped him out of his thoughts and made him focus on the girl who had to float up to take a sip of her milkshake with a straw, bringing a new train of worries through his mind, 'I'm on a date with a girl! I'm actually going out with a girl! She may be pettier and far more manipulative than an actual villain, but I'm still in a girl's company!'
"Order up anything you want, it's my treat," she told him with a soft smile, making goosebumps go up and down his spine pleasurably.
"Um, sure, uh…" he pulled the menu to not look at her too much or risk being easily embarrassed. The cover made him lose sight of Egter, "So, what do you do?"
"The usual," Egter had flown next to him to whisper that answer into his ear. "I use my powers to get a little money from gullible idiots and buy some good drugs for real cheap given my size."
"Ah!" Izuku yelped and his eyes darted around for any particular onlooker. Once he realized no one was paying attention to her words but his antics, he whispered back, "Should you say that in public?!"
"Don't worry and just order up," she told him. "After all, the entrance test for UA is coming soon, isn't it? Now, I wonder, what made a boy like you get a Quirk like this just about a week before that? Could it be you… stole it?"
"You… wouldn't really believe the story," he admitted.
"I've seen a three-headed sharktopus and noticed you've got some actual magic wand in your jacket's breast pocket, so try me," she answered with a coy smile.
"How-"
"Being tiny has benefits like noticing the little details someone may try to hide," she answered bluntly. "So, this child of yours really is magical, huh?"
"And I summoned him by mistake," Izuku admitted. "I don't even recall the events or-"
"Doesn't matter," she told him bluntly with a wave. "What does matter is the fact that you've got the most powerful motherfucker to fight along you as your Quirk."
"Everything you've said worries me about how you see life," he admitted.
"When you can snort a whole bag of coke without negative consequences thanks to your Quirk, you tend to look at your existence in a different way," she said before flying to take another sip of her drink.
"Listen, I just wanted to be like All Might, a hero who can save everyone," he reminded her. "Same is… He is not a Quirk, but together he and I can save people like we did for you."
"Even if it means getting others killed?" she asked with a blank stare. Gulping, the boy looked down and tried to form words, but she beat him to it, "Well, you did save me, so why do I care?"
"Really, I just wish to help people," Izuku said and put down his menu. "To me that's the coolest thing not just a hero but anyone can do. Saving someone from their darkest moment with a smile…"
Egter felt a hint of heat on her cheeks, so she decided to go on the attack, "Helpless and hopeless as you are, you really needed all the help you could get, huh?"
"Agonizingly true," the boy muttered before raising a hand. "I'll have the strawberry cheesecake."
"Hup, hup, hup, an eating disorder's the first sign of depression," she teased him.
"I could really use the grub," he mumbled tiredly, ignoring her giggles.
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And that's my rap!
I usually don't do interludes, but I couldn't think how to get to the action and have some bonding at the same time. Getting to the test with this already in the way would've made the chapter too long. Therefore, I may do these when I need to transition and get creative. Who knows? This may as well be the only one.
Swordslinger out!