Hey guys, this is 1602jaw. Coming back with the first introduction of the Blaineley show. Sorry it took a while, since I been working on a lot of stuff for other projects, so apologized for the slow update.
Anyways, here it is.
Chef peeks out from the door. He sees the oddity of the cast sitting around and waiting to show off what they got and be potentially picked.
He was nervous, too nervous. The fact he's now back on a show mostly comprise with weirdos made him rethink his decision to be a part of this show.
After closing the door and coming back, he remarked, "Man, there's a lot of weirdos out there".
"Yea, they all look pretty weird", Brief comment, "And that saying something, consider I dealt with a bunch of demons and sickos".
"That's the point, idiots", Blaineley said, walking toward them, "We need special people competing on my show. If Chris, Don, or whatever that kid name can do the same, so can I".
"Don't you mean, our show?"
"Uhhh my name is in the title. I'm obviously important".
Chef sighs once again, "Whatever. It just seem to me it a bit out of place for a reality show. Are you sure you know what you doing?"
"Oh shut up, you don't know what I been through".
Back at the seating table, Heather and Onyx are obviously fighting for the more comfy seat available, with them squishing and trying to push one another.
"Move outta the way, weird boy! This is my seat and I sought it first!" Heather claim, before finally getting pushed off by Onyx, claiming this seat as his.
"Blaineley! This annoying brat stole my seat!" Heather told her, pointing at him.
"Deal with it!" Blaineley replied, "I'm not your mom, you know".
Heather groaned out of pure frustration.
When Onyx came to give her chair to seat, she retort back with a slam, hitting it away. She believed he was doing it out of sarcasm, but in actuality he was just trying to help a fellow intern.
"Okay everyone! Places!" Blaineley said, sitting down behind the table with her interns sitting beside her from different sides. On the left is Chef and Brief, and on the right is Heather and Onyx, "Now before we do this, we must all agree that I make the choices and decide who be interns and who be our victims- I mean, contestants. The rest of you will just be backup judges".
"Hold up" Brief asked, "No offense lady but isn't it unfair for us not to voice our opinion. You making all the decisions doesn't really-"
"Hey, you hear that?" Blaineley sarcastically asked, "That's the sound of someone getting their paycheck cut if you don't shut up!"
This startle him.
"Yes Ma'am!"
"Now let's do this", Blaineley said, cracking her fingers and twisting her neck left to right, "Okay, you can come in!"
The door slam open to reveal Johnny Cage!
"Hello Total Drama! Feast your eye on me, Johnny Cage!" He introduce himself.
"Johnny Cage, wow!" Blaineley presented by surprise, "Your Johnny Cage? The guy who starred and did all the stunt work?"
"Yep, that's me alright", Johnny said, pointing at himself with a smug look, "And I'm here to compete on this reality show, just to show off my skills and my skill alone. No CGI, no practical effect, nothing! Just my body alone".
"That's great", Blaineley remark, "You'll be perfect for my new show".
"Heheheh…..Wait, what?" Johnny drop his ego personality, confuse by what she meant, "Ummm, pardon?"
"You hear me, stunt guy. You sound like a perfect fit for my reality show".
"Uhh excuse me? Don't get me wrong, I like you lady and anything, but I'm here to audition for Total Drama".
"This is Total Drama….Only it include me", Blaineley said.
"Just be thankful you with us instead with Chris, tough guy", Heather said.
"No, no, no, no, this...must be some kind of mistake. I sign up here compete in the most famous reality show, starring Chris McLean".
"Sorry pal, your with me now", Blaineley then asked her interns, "What do you guys think?"
"Well we do need a celebrity sap on the show", Chef said.
Johnny: "HEY!"
"He seems like a perfect fit".
"Ugh, as long as it is not Gwen, I don't really care", Heather said, "So he's perfect".
"I guess he's not that bad", Brief said, having no other thing to say.
Onyx simply nodded.
"Alright, you're in as a contestant", Blaineley said, as Johnny was baffle, wanting to compete on the biggest reality show like Total Drama, to show his strength.
Unfortunately, he has to compete on a lesser show he isn't sure going to get enough attention, "Hope your happy! And nice muscle built, pal".
"But…..But…..I…"
"Anyways, moving on!"
As Johnny stepped aside with a puzzle on his face and muttered, another figure appear out of a black mist out from the floor.
"Hi, the names Demyx", He introduce himself, "Member of the organization 13".
"Sweet, already hear his voice and I hate it", Heather remark.
"So what your special ability?" Blaineley asked, "Anything else you want to tell us?"
"Well, first off I'm hard working, chill, and can use my guitar as a weapon".
"Awesome, your in".
"Really?!"
"As an intern".
This dumbstruck him, both confuse and outrage, "Huh?!"
"Yeah, Sorry pal", Blaineley said, "Your skill is cool and all, but we need someone hard working. Soooooo your a intern".
"Uhhh Yeah, But-"
"No buts! Move to the side", Blaineley pointed, leaving Demyx baffled and pretty outraged by this, going on the side.
"Hey don't cry, pal", Johnny assured him, "At least your on a reality show. That sweet".
"Yeah, But I'm a intern. That means I have to work my butt off on a lot of things. This sucks".
"I feel ya, dude. I wish I was in Chris' show".
"Chris what now?"
"The other show, Total Drama".
"Yeah about that pal, this is kinda new to me, okay?"
Next up, a robotic figure came through the door and onto the floor, using it jetpack of some sort to land, and hover back down.
The robot figure transforms into a normal appearance girl.
"Sweet, nice introduction", Blaineley commented, making Heather eye rolled as if not impressed.
"Hey! My introduction was sweet too, you know", Johnny said.
"What is your name?"
She introduces herself, "The name Sari Sumdac, I'm an organic, cybertronian, and also a proud member of the Autobots".
"A…..what now?"
"Ummm a Autobot".
This didn't ring a bell to Blaineley.
"You know, protector of peace".
Still doesn't ring a bell.
"Robots in disguise?"
None.
Sari was in disbelief, "Seriously, none of you know about the Autobots?"
Onyx raises his hands up, as he was the only one that seem to acknowledge them.
This made Blaineley remember, "Oh yeah…..your the Gobots, right?"
She sigh, not getting anywhere with them, "You know what, forget it. I'm just really here to have some fun".
"Of course, kid", Blaineley said, "We need some girls on the show. You know, give points for making our show progressive or something like that. So your a contestant. Now move on".
As Sari stepped aside, another robot came in flying the same way as she did.
This time, her entire body was robotic with blue and white being her main color scheme.
"Holy crap, another flying entrance?" Brief remark.
"Wow, how original", Heather sarcastically said, rolling her eyes as the robot girl lands.
This surprises Sari, being in awe of her.
"So how's my entrance?" The robot girl asked, "Great? Fantastic?"
"Super! My friend!" Blaineley said, "Your in".
"Wait, don't we still have a say?" Brief said.
"I say she's in! Got a problem?"
"Uhhh Nothing".
"Good".
"Woah, another robot? With the same entrance?" Sari remark.
"Ummm hi", Jenny greets them, a bit anxious to meet them, but still try to act nice, "The names Jenny. Guess we're competing in this show, right?"
"Not me, unfortunately", Demyx mentioned, "I got myself placed as an internship, which sucks".
"Say, you're a robot, right?" Sari asked her.
"Uhh Yeah, isn't it obvious", She replied, "Are you a robot too?"
"Of course I am".
"No way".
"Well seems to me you girls are gonna get along real well", Johnny remark, then he ponder, "I wonder what other more unexpected guest we may encounter?"
Suddenly, a door slam open, revealing a black leather figure making it way by doing acrobatic. She flip again and again and again, until finally stopping and making a pose with her hands out like claws, responding, "Meow".
They were awestruck, but at the same impressed.
Blaineley clap her hands, "Wow, bravo. And your name?"
"The names Catwoman", She replied, "I'm a well known criminal and thief of Gotham. I'm also an expert of stealth and whipping".
The mention of whipping made Brief blush and squirmer a little.
"Cool, sounds like you would be perfect as a contestant"m Blaineley remark.
"Are you sure we should include an actual criminal on the show?" Chef asked Blaineley.
"Duh, we need more unique casts", She told him, then turn toward Catwoman, "Okay Catwoman, your in as a contestant".
"Peeeeeerfect".
Catwoman walk toward the contestants, where her eyes attracted to Johnny himself, "Ooooooh, you seem like a hot guy. Name?"
"Ummmm Johnny".
"Johnny, seem's to me you and I are gonna have some fun".
"Uhhhh, heheheh, yeah about that-"
"Okay, so how many characters we still have to interview?" Blaineley asked them.
"Uhhh I don't know, I thought you were the all knowing host", Heather sarcastically said.
"Heh, reaaaal funny".
"Oh boy, this is going to be a loooong day", Chef remark.
( 13 minutes later ).
"Sooooooo what's your quirk, pal?" Blaineley asked.
"The names Carl", Carl said from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, "And all you have to know is I'm a proud, rock man",
"Rock man?"
"Yeah, heheheheh", Carl laugh, as he begin to play a solo with a invisible guitar, which make them wonder if he's sane or drunk.
In Blaineley case, it annoyed her by his attempt of charming someone.
"But anyways, I'm here to...uhhh...sign up on the show".
"Umm why should we hire some grotesque freak like you?" Heather asked.
"First off, I'm cute. Second, my freaking house got destroyed!" Carl then proceed to pulled out a paper, "And it say here that your show can guarantee free money or something. And because I'm freaking poor due to shake man stealing my fortunate, I have to turn to a different solution like here for example".
"So let me get this straight, you only came just because you want money to fix your damage house?" Chef asked.
"Uhh yeah, doesn't anyone care about the money? I mean, I do and I'm not ashamed of it".
Blaineley sigh, "Ok guys, what do you think?"
"Nope", Heather replied, "Too gross, don't like".
"I don't like his attitude, so no", Chef replied.
"Well screw you, pal", Carl gave the finger to him, "Here's a hello symbol from New Jersey!"
"Uhhh...I'm gonna say a no", Brief said.
Onyx simply gave a shrugged.
"Welp, the decision is made", Blaineley said, "Your in! As a contestant!"
"WHAT?!" They all shouted, except for Onyx.
"Oh yea! Finally!" Carl said, fisting himself, "I don't have to do illegal sh*t to get money now".
"Blaineley, what the hell?!" Heather demanded a answer.
"Sorry, I just can't help it. Having him on the show could pulled in some views".
"Oh come on! You telling me I'm place as a intern, while this random guy that has nothing on him become a contestants?!" Demyx asked, dumbfounded and outrage by her decision.
"Want me to cut your paycheck,pal?" Blaineley sarcastically asked him, "Be my guest".
"Hmph!" Demyx crossed his arm.
Carl, a bit too curious after taking a look at Catwoman, asked, "Soooo ummmm...are there going to be any hot chicks arriving? Because if not, I think I'm cool with this one".
"Back off, fatty", Catwoman claw him, then kick him in the nuts, which cause him to collapse in pain, "I'm not interest in romance".
( 5 minutes later ).
"Let me get this straight, you only came here because you think this show is cool?" Chef asked.
It turns out this person being asked was Peter from Deadpool.
He rubbed his arm, feeling a little bit nervous, but still kept smiling, "Ummm yeah...I mean, based off what I seen on Cruise, I think it sounds pretty lit to be part of the show. Heh, you know what I mean?"
Onyx nodded, which got Peter attention to point at him, "Ha, see. He gets it".
Heather sigh out of pure boredom, and asked Blaineley, "What's your decision?"
"Hmmm...well, he did say he's very good at taxes, so why not. He'll be our other intern",
"Eh, close enough", Peter said, as he is directed by Blaineley toward the other contestants and intern.
Demyx, still a bit not happy he's place as a intern, was greeted by Peter.
"Hi", Peter said, waving at him, "So guess you and I are work buddys, right?"
He sigh, looking away from him, "Yeah, whatever".
His respond made Peter feel off, asking the others, "What's his issue?"
"Oh it nothing", Johnny replied, "He just disappointed he didn't made it in as a contestant".
( 10 minutes later ).
"So your saying is that your sweet, good at cooking, is part of the Z fighters, and...has a disorder?" Heather retract, as she and others were a little puzzle by their next person to interview.
"Disorder? What disorder?" Launch from Dragon Ball asked, a bit confuse.
"Uhh you say you had a disorder. Remember?" Chef told her.
"Ooooh, I meant I deserted", She replied, "Most of the time, I never seem to hang out with my friends a lot, which is weird. It like they forgot about me".
"Ummm yeah", Brief said, turning toward the others, "So what do you guys think?"
"She seem cute", Chef replied, "A bit weird, but pretty nice. I dig her blue hair".
"Ugh, well at least she's not annoyingly dumb", Heather said, referring to Lindsey, "That's for sure".
"You know I'm willing to bet you aren't getting over with from past season", Chef told her.
"Hey, I got cheated multiple time! Of course I'm still not over with!"
"Uhhh excuse me", Launch asked, covering her arms together and rubbing it, "Does anyone feel a slight breeze here?"
"Oh yeah, it's the vents", Blaineley explain, "Somehow, this building insist we need more vents to cool the tension down".
"Tension? what does that mean?" Brief asked.
"Gosh, I'm beginning to feel...dreary", Launch said, as she sneezes, which causes her hair to change from blue to yellow and having a different expression.
"Woah, did her hair suddenly change?" Heather asked, pointing at her on perplex.
"Yeah...GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!" Launch proceed to pulled out her uzi and blast at them, causing them to hide under the table, as the contestants and interns ran from the destruction.
Onyx got out from his chair and ran to her, reaching his hand out and punching the gun out, until it diminish into hie black hole hand.
Launch once more sneeze again, turning back to her blue hair self.
She was unaware by what happen, asking, "Ummmm what happen?"
( 15 minutes later ).
"Okay, sooooooo...your good at technology and gadgets, correct?" Blaineley asked, as she and the others sat at the table that contains bullet holes, and they were little bruise up.
"Yep, that's my totally amazing quirks!" Mei Hatsume from My Hero Academia said, pointing at herself, "I can create anything! Like power suits! Gear suits! And...other suits!"
"Yeah, fantastic", Heather said in a unimpressed tone, "I can tell you are reeeallly special with technology".
"Totally! Want me to show it to you guys?"
"We would totally love to", Blaineley confess, not glancing her, but looking down a photo of the Total Drama Infinite 2 casts, marking off Miu off like a check list, "But unfortunately, we have a strict schedule so move to the contestant side, will ya?"
As soon as Mei shrugged and head to the other, she saw something that made her gasp at awe.
It was Sari and Jenny, looking at her in confusion.
"Oh my gosh! are you two...robots?" Mei asked, pointing at them with excitement.
"Uhhh yeah?" Jenny replied.
She shriek and came up close to them, making them uncomfortable, "That's sooooo cool! I can't believe I'm in a show with actual robots! Living, breathing machines!"
"Umm actually, I'm actually more of a half Cybertronian", Sari mention, "Sooooo..."
"Pfff, whatever! I'm just extremely thrill I'm hanging with two robot gals", Mei hug both of them, very tightly.
( 10 minutes later ).
Blaineley, Chef, Heather, Brief, Onyx, and the others stood there watching what appear to be a Bandicoot dancing with a radio.
It was Crash Bandicoot, dancing along the rhythm with his hip shaking and his hand doing a odd swing.
They were...weirdly impressed, somehow.
"Okay, thoughts on this?" Blaineley asked the other judges.
"I have no words", Chef replied.
"Somehow I think I'm having the same reaction as Onyx boy", Heather replied.
"Honestly, I'm actually surprise he doesn't have a neck", Brief pointed.
Onyx nodded, not taking his eye off from Crash.
"Alright then, mister Crash", Blaineley said to him, "It seem's you have impressed us with your dance skill. Congrats! your in as a contestant".
This didn't stopped Crash dancing.
"Okay, you can stop now. That's enough".
Still not stopping.
"There's no need to show off more of your skill. We already got the memo".
None.
"Alrrrrriiiiight then".
( 20 minutes later ).
"So your a...sloth?" Heather asked, a bit tired at this point.
"Yep, my name is Sid", He introduce himself, "I'm kinda new to this. I only sign up because it sound interesting. Hey, can any of you ask me what those weird, moving animals outside are? They make those weird, honking noise and-"
"Okay, shut up. Your in as a contestant", Blaineley told him, "Now get out".
"But I didn't discuss about my-"
"Get on the side".
This left Sid disappointed, but a bit excited as he gets to join with the rest of the competitors, who gave him a serious and confuse look.
He nervously greeted, "Ummm...hi? How are ya?"
( 3 minutes later ).
"Well you seem...ummmm...unique", Blaineley remark, oddly.
"That's right, my lady. I am Captain Hook!" He introduce himself, swinging his sword around delegacy, "Greatest captain pirate of neverland".
"Never what now?" Heather asked, somewhat perplex.
"Neverland! A land filled with those blasted children's, especially Peter Pan!"
"Hun, this guy seem interesting", Johnny remark to Launch, "I met tons of weirdos back at Hollywood like him".
"Forever reason, this guy is pissing me off", Launch remark in a the gruff tone.
"Soooo what's your skill?" Brief asked Hook.
"Well my boy, I have many skills related to piracy!"
"Like illegally downloading videos and games?" Heather guesses.
"Uhhh...I think. I don't know what that even means, but it sounds related to that kind of stuff".
"Ok then...Welp, since you do seem like another oddball, your in", Blaineley told him, "As a contestant".
"Yes! Finally! I get to win something without the interference of Peter Pan!"
As he approach the rest of the casts, he greeted Launch who didn't took real kindly to their new friend.
"Hello my lady".
Launch proceed to pulled out her shotgun and aim it at him, threatening him, "F**k off".
This startle him, causing him to back away and stand next to Johnny, "This madam is quite rude, if you ask me".
"Eh, get use to it".
( 15 minutes later ).
"Alright, so your skill is to train and ride a dragon, correct?" Blaineley asked for clarification.
"Yep, I just thought this show might help me train further in my combat", Astrid from HTTYD said, "You know, consider most of my home consist of dragons. Not that I'm agains it or anything-"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it", Heather said, "You good at swinging axes and has a pet dragon".
"Hey, my dragon is not a pet", Astrid stated, "They more of a family, you know".
"Which count as a pet",
"HEATHER! Heheheheh, sorry about my intern there", Blaineley apologize, "She doesn't know a single thing about respecting others".
"Eh, it alright", Astrid shrugged.
"Cool, cool, now step aside, our new fellow competitor", Blaineley told her, then look toward Heather, "Seriously? what was that?"
"Oh I'm sorry", Heather asked sarcastically, "Am I not allow to judge a person, Blaineley? Seem's hypocritical of you".
"I swear Heather, if you do something like ever again, I will cut your salary".
"Fine, who cares. It not like you going to pay me enough anyways".
( 11 minutes later ).
"So your a student of Hope's Peak Academy", Blaineley said, reading through resume, "And it say here you manage to survive a...killing game?"
"That's right", Makoto from Danganronpa bluntly said,
"And you don't seem to be bother by the fact you are literally entering a show that could...", Chef was going to say something, if not Blaineley giving him a threatening look, "Uhhhhh...hurt you a little?"
"I'm fine. I just wanted something to get my mind off, that's all", Makoto replied, "Besides, this show seem kinda promising".
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, promising we get it", Blaineley said, "Your in as a contestant. Now step aside".
( 7 minutes later ).
"Awwww who may you be, little guy?" Blaineley asked to the next person.
"My name Chopper", He introduce himself, "I'm part of a pirate crew called, the Straw Hat Pirates! And I'm a medic!"
"Aww cute", Blaineley comment, being adore by it small size.
"Sooooo why are you here...uhhhh...weird, deer boy?" Heather asked.
"Well ever since Sanji hadn't return home, I thought I could get in contact with you guys", Chopper explain, "But since I'm here, I thought why not. I mean, if Sanji, Nico, and Robin can enter, why can I you know?"
"YOUR IN!" Blaineley pointed at him, "As a medic".
"Why?"
"Because you get paid more, have less chance to get hurt, and I can just cuddle you forever!"
"Woah, what's that last part?"
"Nevermind!"
"Hold up, you paying him with salary than us?!" Heather asked.
"Mind your own business, Heather!"
( 8 minutes later ).
"Let me guess, your a fighter apparently?" Heather sarcastically asked, as if having another fighter character wasn't enough.
"Yeah, I'm also good at cooking, playing the bass", Rock Howard from Garou: Mark of the Wolves said, "...all that kind of stuff".
"Right, right, and you say something about having a...inner struggle or something", Chef mention, "I mean, what does that mean, boy?"
"It's...uhhhh, mostly a personal issue", Rock scratches his head, and looking down, not facing them, "But I'm good with Chi".
"Riiiiight, welp you seem pretty cool", Blaineley said, "Your in as a contestant".
"Wow, that's great", Rock walk toward the rest contestants, as he nervously stand next to Launch, who gave him a snarl ( Still in her yellow hair form ).
"Hey, another fighter like me", Johnny pat him on the back, "Seem's to me you and I are gonna get along reeeeal nice".
"Ummm yeah...who are you?"
"The names Johnny Cage. You might heard of me from before".
"Huh?"
"Listen pal, I don't think our new friend here knows anything about your movie career", Jenny point that out.
"Really? I thought everyone know".
"No offense tough guy, but I have seen your movies, and I gotta say they're pretty forgettable", Carl confess.
"Awww man, I should've been in better movies".
"I mean, they aren't bad, just you know not the great expectation, especially the Death of Johnny Cage".
Johnny sigh, "Yes, everyone seem to remember that".
( 8 minutes later ).
"Wait, you only sign up for this just for the fun of it?" Heather asked.
"Yeah, that's pretty much it", Killua from Hunter x Hunter replied, "The only thing you need to know is...I don't like getting annoyed".
"Riiight, and I'm gonna guess right, your another fighter?"
"Why do you guess?"
"I don't know, maybe because, you know, weird and all that kind of stuff".
"Well for you information, I'm actually a hunter".
"whatever, who cares", Blaineley said, "Your in as a contestant".
"Sweet", Killua approaches toward the rest, as he put both his hand in his pocket and having a blank expression, all while not interacting the cast.
The only character that try to interact with him was Side, attempting to make friends, "Hi, I'm Sid. How are ya?"
"Killua".
"Oooooh that's a cool name. I like it".
"How about you move twelve inch away from me".
( 13 minutes later ).
"So uhhhhh...it say here your want to compete because..." Brief asked reading the resume, nervously and blushing by the sight of her, "You want to win for your family or something like that?"
"Mostly just out of care and focus", Velvet Crowe from Tales of Berseriw said, "I need something that could...keep me busy from my friends and family".
"And by that, you mean what?" Heather asked.
"Look, I need something to take a break, okay".
"Alright, alright, your in as a...intern", Blaineley replied, which seem to surprise her a little.
"What?"
"yeah, your heard me".
"I'm sorry, but I thought this show was meant to allow anyone to compete for fun or passion".
"I did...only with a few exception".
She sigh, "Whatever".
As she look at the casts and approach them, Killua finally spoke and commented, "Huh, you know you kinda sound like me".
"Really? How so?"
"I don't know, probably based off your vocals".
"Finally, a chick intern", Demyx remark, sighing in relief.
( 16 minutes later ).
"It say here your a college dropout, correct?" Chef asked, reading off from the resume.
"True on that one", Mae from Night of the Woods said, "I'm also a trash, piece of garbage mammal".
"Whoa, what with that tone?" Blaineley asked, "You should be excited to be on this show, not having down syndrome".
"I am...just in my own thoughts".
"Riiiiight, welp your in as a contestant".
"Cool".
( 20 minutes later ).
"My name is Ashley", She introduce herself to the judges, "I'm a witch diamond city".
"Diamond city, awww", Blaineley remark, "What a cute name and city".
"Anyone else is freak out by her appearance", Chef pointed at her.
"Nah, she seem pretty adorable".
"I also don't play with dolls", Ashely said.
"But your holding one right now", Brief point out, as she is holding a bunny dolll
"What do you mean? Are you accusing me of lying?"
"What? No, I just-"
"Shhhhhhut up", Blaineley told him, then faces Ashley, "Your in".
Ashley head to the cast, as Sid seem to be interested over her doll, "Wow, your dolly look nice?"
"It's not a doll. I don't play dolls".
"But it kinda looks like one".
"I could make a sloth", She then asked in a menacing way, "You want to see?"
This made Sid curl into fear, replying while waving his hands, "Uhhhhh no thanks, I'm fine".
( 11 minutes later ).
"you got...to be kidding me?" Heather remark in disbelief.
"I'm Chuck! Evil mastery of sandwiches!" Chuck introduce himself.
"Soooo your a super villain, right?" Blaineley asked, "Because the costume was kinda obvious".
"That's right! I'm also obsessed with everything involving sandwiches!
"Like seriously? You really that obsessed with food?"
"Why of course".
"Ugh, Hope he's not part of our internship", Velvet remark.
"Gosh, he looks ridiculous", Sari remark too, looking at Jenny, "And I thought my villains on Earth were this bad".
"Okaaaay then, since you do seem...kinda weird", Blaineley said, "I'm gonna place you as a contestant".
"Alright! Yes! I'm actually going to do something special!" Chuck said, "No more villainy, no more doing petty things. I'm actually going to be a star!"
"Okay, shut up and move aside".
Chuck greet the contestants, very cocky, "Hello my fellow is gamers".
This made Launch cringe, and Catwoman to remark, "Wow, gotta admit I do not want to see this guy go up against Batman".
( 20 minutes later ).
"Alright, who allow some homeless guy in here?" Blaineley asked, looking disguested by that sight.
"For your information, I'm Trevor", Trevor introduce himself, "And I'm here to compete for your show".
"And why that is?" Chef asked.
"Because money, obviously".
"Why do I get the feeling you going to spend it on illegal stuff", Heather sarcastically thought.
"Hey missy, I'm just trying to do something legal and pay off my debts".
"We are seriously not going to allow him to be on the show, right?" Chef asked Blaineley.
"Uhhh duh", Blaineley faces Trevor, "Your in as a contestant".
"God, finally", Trevor head toward the casts.
He bump into Carl, who didn't take it too likely.
"Move outta the way, dumba**", Trevor told him,
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, you just don't simply shove me, okay", Carl told him, "I'm here to compete too, you know".
"Oh yeah, well too bad because I'm gonna kick your sorry a** once the game begin".
"Oh, your challenging me, jacka**?! Because I can shove your a** into your mouth, son!"
"Come at me, then!" Trevor gesture him.
"No, you come at me!" Carl gesture back.
"Should we stop them?" Sari asked the others, as they don't seem to want to intervene in this fight.
"Ehhhh, as if I want to cut in the fun part", Johnny replied, "Anyone got a camera?"
( 14 minutes later ).
"Wow, holy crud", Blaineley remark, as the others were struck with shock by his appearance, "Uhhh you got a name, pal?"
"The name...is Hoss Delgado", He introduce himself in a serious tone, "I kill any foolish monster that come into my domain!"
"Okay then, so tell us why your here?" Brief asked.
"Well it simple. My mom say I needed a real job, but I say noooooooo".
"So in other words, you want to be a intern?" Blaineley asked.
"That's correct...unfortunately".
"Okay then, your in".
"Brilliant", Hoss said, "Oh, and by the way, I'm also part of a rack tag of team called...the UNDERFIST".
"The what now?"
"Nevermind", he replied in a whimper, as if the mention of his team isn't as important, due to not having any function anymore nowadays.
( 18 minutes later ).
"Okay, last person", Blaineley asked, "So what your name kid?"
"Robyn, I'm a hunter", She introduce herself.
"Look kinda...old timey if I have to say", Chef remark.
"That's because I came here by a portal", Robyn then look at Onyx, "I assume one of you help me get here".
"Yeah, he's our expert dimension person", Blaineley said, "So why do you qualify to enter?"
"Well, I actually thought it sound interesting, and I just want to see what the other world is like".
"Fantastic, your in".
"Really, that's it?"
"Yep, now move aside".
Not wanting to question it further, she shrugged and head to the casts, greeting them in a shy way, "Ummm hi".
"Hi there, little girl! The names Mei!" She was the first to greet her, holding out her hand to her as Robyn was a bit startle by her weird gadgets that cover her, "Nice to meet you, kid!"
"Uhhh yeah, nice to meet you too", She replied back.
"Sooo now what?" Chef asked Blaineley, "Do we get the show started now or-"
"Now we need some transportation", She replied, then proceed to throw money at him, "Here, take the money and go look tor a ship. I need it to be luxurious as possible".
"Why me?"
"Because you asked. Now get on with it".
As soon as he left grumbling, she stood up and approach the new selective of interns and contestants, "Congrats of being pick, my fellow new competitors and interns! Today, we will embark on a journey around the universe that will include challenges and reward to those who win".
"Ummm question, do we get to choose our team names?" Rock asked.
"Unfortunately, there's not going to be teams, but you could try to alliance yourself with someone you like".
"I'll take these two chicks, baby", Carl wrap his arm around Catwoman and Launch, laughing to himself until being kick by the both of them.
"How about no", Catwoman told him.
"However, everything else is the same", Blaineley explain, "Elimination, snacks, challenges, and all the Total Drama related stuff".
"Say, are we going to travel to other parallel universes?" Mei asked, "Because I seen that certain episode of Total Drana, and man was that something. I would totally love to go to each of those universes".
"There's a possibility", Blaineley said, winking at Onyx.
At a near by deck, the casts, interns, and Blaineley were there waiting for their new maiden voyage to arrive.
She has order Chef to buy the ship that fits her style.
It didn't predict to her that they have to wait for a long, long, long time for Chef to buy and arrive here on bay.
"Gosh, what's taking sooooooo long?" Blaineley moans, "It's almost night time and I can barely stay awake".
"You know I wonder what our maiden voyage will be?" Johnny wonder, "Hope it classic".
"I'm hopping if the there's a room for me to have", Mae added, "I don't social with people that much".
"I'm sure it going to be amazing!" Mei said, very excited.
"You seem pretty hype".
"I am the hype!"
This made Catwoman rolled her eye, "Kill me".
"Ugh, Finally our voyage arrive", Blaineley said, "Cant believe it took Chef forty minutes to found the right boat, but here it is".
Indeed, the board has arrive near the dock. And what it was made some of them gag, disappointed, or at awe.
It was a steamboat, probably made around the 1800s. It has four black smoke pipes, a two wooden paddles on both side, and it was yellow and white.
It has two levels. One interior cabins on the top, while in the bottom is where the boiler and storage section is located.
It may seem average, but the main problem with the boat is it condition. There are missing wooden planks, scratches and worn off paint, two rats fighting over a dead skeleton, and one of the smoke pipe could fall apart at any moment.
Chef came down, as he is immediately berated by Blaineley, "What the hell is this?"
"It's our maiden voyage", Chef replied, "Like you say".
"I say it has to be luxurious as possible".
"It is, if you could tighten up the place a little then it may looks glamorous in some way. Besides, it was the only cheaptest boat I could found".
"Woah, that's our ship?" Sid asked, "Man, it looks weird".
"What the devil?!" Captain Hook remark, "I expect a ship to look like mine, not some garbage!"
"Uhhh we are seriously aren't going to stay on there, are we?" Heather asked, "Because I am not going to sleep in a infested cockroaches cabin with a potential leaking hassle"
"Everything is going to be fine", Blaineley said to all of the, assuring them, but at the same time frustrated at Chef, "While all of you unpack, Chef has some...ummm...tightening up to do, right?"
"What? Why me?"
"Like you say, tighten it up may look glamorous", She said to him, "Plus if you don't do it, I'm going to cut your paycheck".
After Chef groan from the sheer hatred to do work, above them in the clouds hid a mysterious blimp.
Inside the bimp is Nero Cortex, spying on them, especially Crash through a telescope.
"Well, Well, Well, Crash", He said, "Did he really think, I, Nero Cortex wouldn't take the opportunity to make my move on him? Wait a minute, the way I worded it sounds disgusting! Ew! But digress! Without his friends, he wouldn't expect a thing like me, sticking him down! And once he's gone! I'll be free from that vermin!"
"NEO!l Uka Uka appear, along with N Gin and N Brio, "What is the meaning of this?! You say we would crush Crash now!"
"I am working on it, Uka Uka! I'm just waiting for the right time to strike".
"Every time we wait, it wil never come!"
"Oh stop your whining! At least I'm doing something that doesn't revolve me lounging around".
"I'm warning you, Cortex! If you fail-"
"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, you'll destroy or whatever. Seriously, do you ever learn of being patient".
"I learn how to succeed"
"And here you are now".
As Uka Uka growl out of pure displeased by that comment, N Gin asked, "Master, what if those oddballs intervene with your plans?"
"Well they won't fool!" Neo replied, "Because I am a genius!...annnnnd I have a back up plan of they do so".
"Like what?" Uka Uka sarcastically asked, "Do tell. It does sound like you need one if you ever fail!"
"I do...but it top secret! So ha! I can't tell you!"
( Back on the ship ).
The door for the cabin open, revealing to the competitors where they going to sleep and stay together.
There were about six bunk beds, enough for each to sleep in. There in the center was a sink. The room itself was very cramp and has little room for anyone to do anything in it.
It was similar to design of a third class room on the Titanic.
"Huh, so this is where we going to sleep?" Mae remark, "This sucks".
"Well she did allow us to choose anywhere we can sleep", Astrid said, "Maybe the others aren't that bad".
Johnny appear to them, already check the rest of the cabins, "Already check guys, and I gotta tell you it is not something to admire".
"Damn it, and I was going to have some nice private time with my poster", Carl said, pulling out a poster of a bikini girl.
"Hmm, I wonder how our host is doing?" Makoto asked them.
"Who cares, I'm starting to unload my stuff now!" Mei pulled out her backpack and set it in front of the cabin, where with one push of a button it spit out paints, materials, and substances into the room, which made everyone struck with surprise look.
The room itself was not as terrible as it is.
It was less cramp, having enough room for nine people. The wood were clean and fresh, the ground itself was glitter green, and sink itself flourish itself with nice, clean steaming water.
"Holy damn! How the f**k did you do that?" Trevor asked.
"Ah, it a easy work", Mei replied, "If you have my quirk, you can make anything special".
"That's amazing", Robyn said, "Could you do that to the other rooms?"
"Way ahead of you, kid".
At the main bridge, Onyx was constructing a machine near the wooden steering wheel.
As he was doing that, a soda can was thrown at him by Blaineley, slumping on a couch and taking several slurp from three cans of soda.
She was bored and impatient, which annoyed Onyx a little, "Come on! Get your butt working on it! I need to start this show asap!"
Heather came in the scene, dragging a suitcase, which was ten time huge, "Aren't you gonna help here, Blaineley?"
"Oooooh, I would love to", Blaineley replied, "But unfortunately, as host I can't do petty work, you know what I mean?"
"Well at you could do is repay me with something".
"Fine, how about a soda?"
"A soda? seriously?"
"What, you expect me to just give you the money?" Blaineley asked, "No chance, Heather".
Heather snarl and continue.
( At the mess hall ).
The mess hall was a small with a round table. There is a open window at the front with a door on the right,
Everyone was sitting there, even if it a little cramp.
Blaineley came, making another announcement, and checking on her victims, "So what do you think about our new ship?"
"Eh, it's alright", Astrid replied, "The interior was fine, except for a few rats running by here and there".
"Also, I just discover several skeletons in a closets", Sid comment, "Is that suppose to be normal or not?"
"Okay, I know it's not special, but once we get the show started everything is going to be alright!" Blaineley state.
"Are there going to be fights? Why do I get the feeling there will be?" Rock asked, nervously.
"What? Is it because some of us are fighters?" Johnny said, not taking it seriously, "Dude, it pretty obvious there is going to be loads of action".
"I'm just saying. I mean, I'm more concern for what we may encounter".
"Don't be a pussy, Rock", Catwoman told him, "Of course there's going to be lots and lots of enemies".
"Okay, I'm sorry, but is it necessary for you to speak like you to seduce us?"
"I'm Catwoman, obviously".
"Yeeeaaah".
"Anyways, when are we going to go?" Sari asked.
"Uhhh, let go and check", Blaineley ran from the room and into the bridge, where she kick Onyx, telling him, "Hurry up! I can't take it anymore! Now it a good time to get this show on the road...or sea...or...nevermind, just come on already!"
Onyx, getting frustrated at this point, kick the machine, which cause it to short circuit, until creating a huze electrical bolts around the ship.
This result in Demyx, who was doing janitor duty and hated it, got electrocuted!
The contestants themselves were confuse and startle.
"Uhhh what's going on here?" Chuck asked, "I did not sigh up for this to die. I am freaking out!"
"Eh, I seen more weird things than this", Catwoman replied.
"Me too!" Mei told her.
"Hey, would you mind stay away from me".
Blaineley came back to the room, telling them, "Okay everyone! Hold tight because this is going to be one heck of a ride!"
As everyone scream, the ship suddenly vanish out of thin air, never to be seen again.
Welp, there it is. The first introduction of the Blaineley show! I hope everyone likes it.
Now yes, I know there won't much interaction, but I'm saving it for next chapter. I have been busy a lot, so I'm gonna take a little break from all the TD materials and come back to it after May because I have a lot of things to focus on.
Now this doesn't mean I'll stop updating.
I am planning on adding some side story chapters such as one going in depth of Onyx story ( Which I will publish on both here and Devianart ).
So I hope everyone likes it or hate it. The next chapter will be a simple treasure hunt, with a unexpected visitor.
So stay tune for more!