Johnny: A new chapter for a continuing story… sweet! I hope you guys are enjoying the story so far! I promise I will bust out these chapters three four This is going to be a long story, trying to go for essentially four seasons (and yes I do seasons in my story, shut up! It's episodic for awesomeness sake!) Anyway! After this chapter, I will be taking a break for a short while on this story, and going back to fixing up and updating my old stories. Also, I will be turning my Chaos Legacy story into a multi chapter arc in this story and deleting that story. Thank you to all your love and support for both stories!
Moonlight: Yeah. It means so much that you love me! I'm awesome, I know!
Johnny: Your an idiot and no one loves you. They love my genius!
Moonlight: Screw you! They love my sense of humor and cockiness!
Sarah: Ladies, your both just terrible people. Now, shut up!
Moonlight: Um, anyway… Johnny doesn't own any of the Sonic Heroes, and only own those unfortunate enough to work for him in his sweatshop of a studios.
Johnny: IT'S NOT A SWEATSHOP! If anything, it's more like Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory place warehouse thingy… shuch up! Anyway! I hope you enjoy this latest episode of Moonlights fuckery and Please! Read, Review, and Remember! I'll see you at the end! (Johnny, Moonlight)
As a super genius, you'd think I don't need to go to school to learn and what not, and your mostly right… but hear me out. Do you actually learn anything in school? (That one guy in the back raises his hand) SHUT UP JERRY! NO ONE LIKES YOU! The short answer is no. Long answer is sort of?
You learn life experiences, you deal with morons and jackasses on such a deep personal intimate level, that it helps you better yourself. But most importantly, going to high school is very beneficial; you meet your future friends, enemies, and all the other various assholes that make up life. So, if your thinking of ditching High school cause of how useless it is, reconsider. And, maybe, if you see what a typical week of High School is for me; it'll help you. This, is going to be so much fun!
(MONDAY)
"WHOOOO! OH YEAH! ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND! GOT NOWHERE TO GO, GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW!" I screamed sang as I flew through the air. I was on my way to school, riding a Blue Chaos snowboard through out the city. (Are you seriously ripping off the opening to Sonic Adventure 2? Don't judge me… it was the best opening to a video game ever. Seriously, how can you not get pumped with that opening? … Fair enough.)
I had left home and ran down the road till the freeway. I then leapt from there to building to building, using my tails to hover slightly, Sonic's friend Tails taught me about that. After a bit I had gotten on top of the city, standing on a skyscraper and looked over the city, chuckling happily as I looked over the city, enjoying the view. I walked off the edge and created the surfboard, bouncing off the building and landing on another skyscraper at high speeds, launching off it.
I continued to leap off skyscrapers in the city, flying through the air before crashing into the ground below, sliding down the street at super high speeds, avoiding cars and what not. I laughed manically as I approached the city bridge, it being raised for a boat and I launched off it like a ramp, flying through the air.
I spread my arms out like wings, humming 'I believe I can fly' as I flew through the air. I looked over at Chaos High, approaching it at high speeds before crashing into the courtyard, like a furry blue comet.
I used a bubble of Blue Chaos to protect my body from the dangerous impact. I climbed out of my crater and looked around and saw my best friend Gauntlet standing there with my new best friend, Silver. They watched me climb out of the crater and dust myself off as I smiled wickedly.
"What up bitches!? How's that for an entrance.?" I laughed, chuckling as walked up to the two of them. Gauntlet chuckled and high fived me.
"Man Moonlight. What is wrong with you?" He said, walking with me. Silver shook his head.
"You are absolutely crazy." Silver said, and I just shrugged and gave a meh face.
"I am what I am. Now let's do breakfast!" I laughed, and we headed to the cafeteria. We entered the cafe, heading to the lunch table to get some breakfast.
We all sat at a table, enjoying some crappy cafeteria food and talking about what we did over the weekend; I created an evil computer virus that doesn't so much want to take over the world, but just wants to brutally and viciously murder living beings. I call it Evil_ , Which reminds me… did I turn the internet off that computer? Meh, I'm sure it's okay.
Meanwhile, the brooding, dark, and emo hedgehog, Shadow, walked into the cafeteria and sat down alone, reaching into his backpack and started doing some school work. I noticed this, and smirked to myself before teleporting over to him, laying on the table in the Titanic position.
"Hey Shadow… Why don't you paint me like one of your goth chicks." I smirked, my eyebrow raising in a mocking way. He looked up at me, glaring angrily as everyone turned towards us, looking absolutely terrified of what was about to happen.
"Get… off… the table…." He sneered at me. I stick my tongue at him and leaned in and booped him on the nose. He growled angrily at me as I smiled innocently.
"Neeeoooopeee!" I said, to his face. He stares at me angrily, before sighing and going back to his schoolwork.
"You have the face that screams to be punched to death, do you want me to grant that wish?" He asked. I think for a second and chuckled shrugging, rolling over on to my back, still laying on the table.
"You know, your weirdly only the second person in the world to tell me that." I said, smirking as I turned towards him. He looked back up in half surprise.
"Really? Only the second person?" He said. Suddenly the bell rang and Shadow stood up and walked away, adjusting his backpack on his back. I turned towards Silver and Gauntlet as they walked over, Silver looking a little scared for me.
"Moonlight, your treading on dangerous ground messing with Shadow like that… he has no chill and pretty much hates everyone." He said. I hopped up and walked with the two, leaning back and put my hands behind my head, that stereotypical chilllaxed anime guy pose.
"Meh… what is he going to do? Kill me." I smirked, opening one eye at him. He looked at me and nodded his head.
"Uh, yeah… He will." He said, I thought about it and shrugged.
"Yeah… okay… you might be right about that; but… so what?" I smirked and headed off to class, splitting up from my friends.
Now, you might be asking… What are your classes like? What are your teachers like? DO I ever take anything seriously? Answers; Boring, interesting, and hell no! My first was English with an actually really nice 40 year old deer named Miss Barnes.
The class was fairly uneventful, mostly going over the typical works of literature; The Odyssey, The Iliad, Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet. You know, the usual biz She was very hippy, liking to take her shoes off and had a very flower child vibe to her.
She was nice, though a bit harsh when you piss her off. I like her! She's really funny and a bit spacey… and I'm pretty sure she is high as fuck.
After English, It was time for advance sciences with Dr Robotnik. Not even joking about that one. The Good Doctor apparently is also the teacher of this school. It was fairly entertaining having the big lug have such a condescending and non caring tone as he teaches everything from quantum mechanics, to the intricate nature of artificial intelligence.
He usually expects the students to be asleep, but I decided to have some fun by answering every thing he says with a dumb question. For example, he started going off on the properties of quantum entanglement and I immediately raised my hand asked. "So… if two quantums get entangled… who untangles them?" I said innocently. He groans and hit his head on the white board.
"Chaos help me… Moonlight, your not that dumb. Stop acting like you are." He glared to me. I gave a very sweet and innocent smile, but as he turned around, I started planning more dumb questions. He then started explaining Heisenberg's principal and again, I couldn't help but annoy the crap out of him.
"Mr. Wobotnik? Why does two link properties of a particle hate each other? Why can't they get along and get to know each other better..." I said sweetly, the class snickering as they tried to contain their laughter. "Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends!" I started singing.
Eggman banged his head against the whiteboard, groaning in agony. I actually started to hear him muffle a scream of pain. He recomposes himself and turns around, glaring at me. "Okay. Since you want to be such a smart ass, come up here and give me the formula for faster then light travel." He smirked, looking like he beat me at my own game.
"Depends. Do you want the Wormhole Equadric Formula, or the Warp-time Inverse Formula? Cause I have to be honest, the Warp-time Inverse Formula is a little bit of a pain in the ass for me; still haven't figured out that stupid warp field reaction to counteract the antimatter collision energy cloud. Such a pain in the ass..." I sighed annoyed. Eggman stared at me confused.
"What? What are you talking about? There is no such thing as a formula for faster then light." He said like I was the idiot. I shrugged and headed up to the board and grabbed the marker. I then began writing on the board at the speed of sound, filling the board almost instantly. There was… well, let's just say hundreds of science mumbo jumbo explaining faster then light travel.
"Boom." I smirked as Eggman stared at the board in awe. He took his phone out and began photographing it.
"Class dismissed!" He called out, rushing out of the room; probably to use my formula to build a faster then light ship.
"Hmm… Wonder if I should tell him that this is an incomplete formula… Nah. It'll be fine." I shrugged as we all cheered for having a free class to fuck around in.
"Hey guys!" I called out to Silver and Gauntlet, who were sitting at the lunch-table during break time. I sat down next to Silver with a nice size bag of candy.
"Is that really what your going to eat all day?" Silver asked, eyeing my bag of candy.
"Nah. Of course not… It's my bank." I smirked. I stood up on the TV and cleared my throat. "ATTENTION STUDENTS. I AM SELLING PENCILS FOR TWO DOLLARS FOR EACH PENCIL. AND, IF YOU BUY TWO PENCILS, YOU GET A FREE CANDY BAR." I yelled out, holding up a massive candy bar, the size of my forearm. People immediately swarmed me, holding up money as their yells were drowning out others. After about fifteen minutes, I was sitting on the lunch table, counting up like a few hundred dollars.
"Wow… That is impressive!" Silver chuckled, looking over the large amount of money.
"Please. That's nothing. One summer, Moonlight actually made enough money to buy an entire arcade. It was crazy." Gauntlet chuckled, sipping his milk.
"That wasn't even the greatest one. There was a winter where the candy stores got snowed in; luckily I bought up half their stock the week before, the candy was going to go bad in about a week or two. Then that first day back after the weekend, I sold notebooks for three dollars, and every five notebooks, I gave away a candy bar. Cause the candy shortage was so intense, I made almost a million dollars. Best, week, ever." I laughed.
"That's incredible! But, question; why do you sell school supplies, instead of just the candy?" He asked confused, when suddenly Eggman walked up to our table with what looked like a security guard; a burly gorilla with a menacing snarl.
"MOONLIGHT! You little rodent! You broke school rules of selling contraband items on school property! You are so getting suspended!" He growled as the gorilla picked me up with ease by the back of my shirt.
I looked up at him and back at the gorilla. "Hmmm… And, pretell. What is considered contraband items?" I asked innocently.
"All the ridiculous candy you sold to everyone. I can clearly see the money in your hands and the hundreds of students with large candy bars in their hands!" He glared at me, sick of my games.
"Ah… And, it's against school rules to Sell candy right?" I asked, pretending to be confused.
"Yes. It is strictly against the rules to Sell candy." He groaned, rubbing the bridge of his large nose.
"So… what if I Gave Away candy instead? Just, tossed candy at people and walked away with no monetary gain from the candy?"
"Well… that… I guess I technically can't do anything then… But that's not what you did." He said, trying to find a fault in my reasoning.
"Yes it is. I didn't sell candy, I sold pencils; school supplies! Which is not only not against the rules, but also encouraged as it saves the school money on school supplies." I smirked.
"But… what about the candy?" He said, his face falling abit.
"Reward for multiple purchases; Sort of a Happy Customer Appreciation award. Buy multiple items, get a free candy bar. Not only am I not selling candy, I'm enticing people to buy a lot of school supplies so that they will have more for themselves. Thus, achieving two goals in one; teaching the valuable lessons of economics and saving the school hundreds of dollars in school supplies." I smirked, crossing my arms.
Eggman stared at me, processing what I just said, before finally giving a small annoyed yell as the gorilla drops me onto the floor and the two walked away. I hopped up and dusted myself off.
"And that, is why I sell school supplies, instead of candy." I smirked, giving a sly wink to the reader. (GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH)
(Tuesday)
"MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!" Yelled the gym teacher as we ran laps around the P.E field. Early Tuesday mornings is P.E class. Something about waking the mind with numbing exercise. Now sure, I can blast though this course like it's nothing, but much like the tortoise and the hare; it's better to move slow and steady, then super fast. Also it's financially beneficial if not probably very illegal to convince everyone to bet on your super fast friend, and then during the race, have him bet on you cause the odds will be like million to one; so that way when you win and he loses, he makes like a billion dollars on the bet in which he splits with you while everyone else loses millions on him… what, you never saw the True E! Story of those two? (To much of a thinker? Nah… I think people will like it.)
"Hey Moonlight!" Silver huffed, jogging up alongside me. Like everyone else, me included, he was dressed in P.E clothes; lame short shorts with short sleeved thin Tee that has our school logo and mascot; a Death Egg holding the Master Emerald, guess who came up with that.
"Hey Silv. Are you getting tired? I thought you were speedy like Sonic and Shadow?" I said, looking him up and down as we jogged together, Silver occasionally giving a huff.
"Not really. I'm the slowest of the four of us. I'm more about the psychokinesis!" He smiled, his hands glowing blue as he lifted the surrounding rocks and dirt with his mind.
My eyes go wide as I stare in awe. "Ooh… That's so cool." I chuckled. He smiled happily and we high fived.
After P.E, I headed to science class to see my good buddy Eggman. I entered class to see that Eggman wasn't there but a substitute teacher; a tall golden kitsune with a fancy suit. "What up teach! Wheres the ovary professor." I smirked, hopping into my seat and propping my feet up on the chair. He turned towards me with a creepy smile on his face, and some obvious blood stains on his shirt; yep, not creepy at all.
"Oh don't worry about Eggman, hes taking a day off; something about being stuck in spacial warp bubble from, as he put it, that blasted rodents failed formula. I'm your new substitute teacher, Dr. Killkune." He then did that really creepy neck snap thing, where his head hung to the side as he stared at me. I stared back in fear, right into his insane eyes.
"Ah… well… I see… So… what will you be teaching us?" I asked. His smile just grew wider.
"Don't worry young man… you'll very much enjoy my, 'experiments.'" He smiled widely. I just sat there, taking a big gulp.
"Yeah… Nope." I then tried to hop out of my seat, but large metal braces suddenly appeared from behind the chair and wrapped around me, adhering me to the seat. "Oh… crap…." I gulped.
"Now…. The experiments; CAN BEGIN!" He crackled, pulling out a bunch of surgical tools and covering his face in a doctors mask.
"Um… can we talk about this?" I said meekly before he cackled again and started walking towards me with the weapons. He reaches with his knife to stab me when the door opens and a student walks in. The hedgehog walked in and stopped short as he looked over at the two of us.
"Um… am I interrupting something?" The student said. The doctor stood up straight and uncovered his mask.
"Yes! And its very rude! Now, either sit in your restraining desk and get ready to be experimented on, or get out!" He huffs. The student looks over at his desk before doing a full one eighty and walking away.
"Ugh. Can you believe this guy? Barging in so rudely like this?" I huff. The doctor nodded, crossing his arms.
"Right? The nerve of some people!" The doctor huffed.
"Ugh. So, rude." I shake my head. Then the doctor turned around and towards me.
"Now, where were we?" He then revealed his terrifying tools again and started his experiments as I scream in horror; what, I'm not stoic and badass all the time.
(Wednesday)
I walked into school, rubbing my head with a massive hangover from yesterday, one of my tails completely shaven. I ran into silver as I walked into the courtyard.
"Dude… what happened to you?" He asked, looking me over. I grumbled incoherently before walking away.
"Science class was horrid..." I grumbled as I head to my History Class with Daisy the Duck (No Relation to Daisy Duck or Donald Duck. Why… why do you have to be the way you are? Because it annoys the heck out of you. … (strangles Moonlight) GAGGHHHHGHGHGHGGGH).
History was probably my least favorite class. All the teacher does is ask us to write down whats in our textbooks while she reads her fashion magazines. Although, the peace and quite does a lot for my mind; I used this time to design ideas and blueprints for my inventions and sketch out the plans for my more crazy harebrained schemes. What, I'm a sneaky and conniving bastard.
I usually can sneak in a free period at least once in a week; Math being one of those periods that I can sneak away from, since I usually drive my teacher to insanity as I destroy his feeble mind with some real hardcore mathematics. Its gotten to the point, where now he just watches me walks in and says. "Just… go..." So you know, score!
Right now in fact, I'm messing with the large AC Unit on the roof of the building, trying to increase the fan speed to create propulsion. I sat on the side of the Unit, tweaking the power conduits. As I was working on the AC Unit, I heard someone climb up onto the roof. I looked over and saw Silver.
"Hey Boi! Whats up?" I said excitedly. He walked over to me looking at what I was doing.
"Not much, I got a free period today; Miss Barnes decided to play some movie about Woodstock and it got kinda boring really quick so I decided to come out and do some last minute homework and what not. What are you doing though?" He asked confused, watching me mess around with the AC Unit.
"Oh me? Don't worry. Its going to be good!" I smiled sneakily at Silver. Suddenly the AC Unit started up and the fan exploded with speed and force. A massive tornado turbine of air shot into the air. "Wow, that's even better then I hoped for. Alright, step 2." I stood up and began reaching into my bag for some more of my tools and what looked like a miniature rocket; but instead of a rocket capsule; it had a turbine engine. I grabbed a box out of my backpack as well and duct tape it to the rocket.
"Um, Moonlight, what are you planning?" Silver asked. I turned towards him and smirks, giving him a sly wink.
"Don't worry dude, I totally know what I'm doing!" I smirked. I took the rocket and placed it in the middle of the deadly tornado; not with my bare hands of course! I used Blue Chaos to secure it. As the air flow shot into the rocket, the propeller started spinning at speeds that seemed unreal.
"Why do I feel like that's a complete lie?" Silver raised an eyebrow. As the rocket started to vibrate, clearly ready to explode and take off, Silver started to back off and find cover. I was just about to let go and let it fly when I heard the loud and strangely Russian sounding voice of my favorite evil scientist turned community service principal; Dr. Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik!
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING MOONLIGHT BOOSTER!?" The evil doctor grumbled, floating up onto the roof in what looked like a hover pod. It was a half sphere with some pretty decent hyper turbines and repulsor tech to keep it flying.
"First, Can I just say your hover pod is awesome, serious talent had to go into those turbine engines. Second, I swear I had nothing to do with this, this rocket was here when I fueled it up." I said perfectly straight face. Robotnik glared at me, an eyebrow raised as well. "Hey! You and Silver have the same doubt face!" I beamed excitedly.
"LET GO OF THAT ROCKET, NOW!" He yells at me, fist smashing into his console. I looked at the rocket, the turbine tube beginning to bulge from the excess of air flow. I looked back at him and then back to the rocket a couple of more times before looking up at him finally.
"Are you sure about that?" I asked, a slow smile appearing on my face. Robo Dude continued to get angry, growling slightly as he glared at me.
"YES! OR YOU WILL BE SUSPENDED, AND ANNIHILATED!"He yelled at me. My smile grew wider and bigger.
"Are you really sure?" I said, a bit of a sing song in my voice.
"YES!" He yelled again.
"Are you really, really sure?"
"YES!"
"Are you really, really, really sure?" My smile reaching full slyness.
"JUST RELEASE IT YOU ANNOYING BUMBLING BLASTED BUFFOON!" Eggman yelled, smashing his fists again.
"Okaaaaay, you aaaaasked for it!" I sang, letting go of the rocket. Now, if your paying attention, you know that as a sly a vindictive asshole; I couldn't just let it go, and not have it smash into Eggman. As I continued to piss off Eggman, he floated closer and closer to me. Now, it's not myyyy fault that the rocket was aimed straight at his hovercraft; or that he floated over the AC unit making it super easy to re-angle the rocket to go right up his caboose.
Sure enough, the Rocket shot into the hover-pod and the turbine go into overdrive and propelled the hover-pod backwards, short-circuiting the electronics, causing his hover-pod to stutter and start flying erratically. Eggman started panicking and pushing buttons and flipping levers to gain stability. I sat down and watched curiously, wishing I had some popcorn as this was hilarious!
"WHAAAAAA!" He screamed, losing all control of the hover-pod as he started flying off around the school. I sat back and watched, a big smile on my face the entire time. Silver walked over and sat down next to me.
"Your an evil genius you know that?" Silver said. I turned to him and nodded. "By the way, what was the box thing on the rocket?" He asked.
"Oh yeah! I almost forgot!" I reached into my tail and pulled out a small controller device with a button on it. "I've been wanting to test out this baby." I pushed the button and looked over at Eggyboy, There was a long pause of absolute nothing, before his hover-pod exploded in a miniature mushroom cloud. Suddenly, a large rocket shot out from the mushroom cloud, heading straight up into space, carrying a scorched Eggster along with it.
"Huh, So that's what that does. Cool. I wonder if it'll turn into a satellite… I've always wanted my own satellite… well, a network satellite, already got a different satellite" I shrugged, watching the rocket disappear from sight.
"Wait, You already own a satellite?" Silver asked, looking shocked, and kinda impressed.
"A satellite? Please! Me and my sis built like, fifteen satellites. Three are military satellites with tactical surveillance and state of the art kinetic bombardment system. Five are orbiting Saturn, gathering information on the massive hurricane on it for a massive weather manipulator that I've been working on. The other five are just kinda wondering about the universe, monitoring for alien life and the last two are defunct laser weapons." I said, smirking all cocky like.
"Wow. That's pretty- wait, you have military satellites? Dude, isn't that illegal?" Silver asked, a bit nervous of me now.
I thought about it and shrugged. "Yeah probably." I said casually. I then turned and walked away, humming to myself. Silver watched me walk away before shrugging and walking away as well as the faint screams of Eggman faded away.
(Thursday)
"YOU BLEW UP MY EGG-POD, YOU DESTROYED SCHOOL PROPERTY, YOU SENT ME TO SPACE ON AN EXPERIMENTAL SPACE STATION ROCKET, AND YOU'VE BEEN A CONSTANT ANNOYANCE TO EVERY TEACHER IN THIS SCHOOL, INCLUDING ME! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF!?" Eggman roared at me, smashing his fist into his desk. He still had some scorch marks on his suit and face, plus his fabulous mustache was completely singed off, leaving a bare visible stubble where it used to be. I was in his office just after third period, it took over twenty four hours to get himself back down to Mobius, and he was trying to chew me out for all my antics.
"… hmmm… Did you say Space Station? Huh, I guess I got the modular metal blueprints mixed up. Cool! I got my own Space Station! How was it? Is it spacious, or is kinda crap. Whats the energy efficiency of the quantum radio panels? I've been experimenting with some new energy conversion generators." I said excitedly, my tails wagging happily. He facepalms as he sits in his seat.
"Ugh….do you even care at all about what I just said?" Hr groans, rubbing the bridge of his giant nose.
"Yeah! I blew you up, and in return I got a space station! Hey, you mind if I borrow your Egg-pod, lame name by the way," I said, completely comfortable with teasing the principal of my school.
He just stared at me annoyed and angry, before sighing and lowering his head. "Just go to class..." He said defeated.
"So… is that a no on the Egg-pod?" I asked, standing up, grabbing my backpack.
"Just go… please..." He whimpers, leaning back in his chair, looking all levels of destroyed. I shrugged and walked out of the office. Gauntlet and Silver was there looking up at me.
"So, what did he say?" Gauntlet asked nervously.
"He said no on the Egg-pod. Other then that, were cool. I like him!" I said happily. I walked away as they looked at each other and then looked into the office to see him crying while eating donuts.
During lunch, I was chilling with the best bullies in the school, Razor and Shredder. We were dropping fuzzy egg-bombs on people from the catwalk at the main archway to the cafeteria; they were eggs that were emptied out and filled with a goopy substance that upon being oxygenated expanding to about five hundred percent capacity; basically I was turning their whole person space area in a massive foam party.
"Yo, watch this bro." Shredder smirked, dropping a really large egg on a tuba player below us, going straight through the main blow hole at the top. It fell, broke, and foam exploded in all directions from every orifice in the tuba, soaking him and everyone around him. "BULLS EYE! ULTRA COMBO!" Shredder exclaimed, laughing manically.
"Noice." I smirked, watching him do a little goofy dance. Razor was chilling against the railing, shaking his head.
"Can you be anymore of a dork bro?" He said, glaring him down. Shredder stopped and turned towards him and sneered.
"Oh shut up, just cause I enjoy my work, your gonna shit on me?" He glared at him. Razor raised an eyebrow at him.
"Enjoying your work is fine, but over-celebration can cause one to become overconfident and underestimate ones ability. You must be zen in yourself as you achieve your goals, otherwise your goals will overrule you." Razor said, speaking like a zen Buddhist. It was funny how exactly the same and totally different these bros were.
The Wolfer bros were clearly masters of chaos and destruction. They loved to bully, tease, and just predatorize everyone they came across. They were the apex predators of the bulling kingdom and everyone was their prey. However, other then their both brown with black eyes, sharp fangs and even sharper claws, that's about where their similarities come to end.
Shredder was like a goofy anime antagonist with a psychotic mindset of chaos and anarchy. He died his hair bright blonde and put bout as much hair gel in as an entire episode full of anime e-boys. He has a bright yellow sports jacket with a Metallica t-shirt underneath, a pair of black biker gloves, and wears baggy jeans with lots of chains with a pair of black combat boots.
Razor was much calmer and more focused. He was surprisingly brilliant and had that more, 'I'm going to watch and calculate the best way to cause you the most trauma' mindset. He looked more like a greaser goth. All black clothing including his biker jacket and black gloves with the fingers ripped off. He had his light brown hair greased back and his fur was much smoother and brushed; he takes a lot of care in his appearance.
I was just hanging out with the bros, relaxing and illuminating on my crimes, err I mean my laurels. Hey, don't judge, I'm an agent of Chaos, I deserve to be an asshole all the time. Honestly, I was just chilling bored, trying to think of something to do. Speaking of, I heard my name being called by Silver.
"Hey! Moonlight! Come on, I wanna show you something cool!" Silver yelled out from below. I looked over the side and shrugged before flipping over the edge and landing with a perfect 10 landing.
"TaDa!" I chuckled. Silver rolled his eyes and gestured for me to follow him. I followed after and we headed out to the far end of the P.E. field. There was a just a giant crater in the far comer of the field. Inside was the wrecked remains of Eggy's Egg-pod. "Huh, I thought it was absolutely wrecked." I said, looking at the wreckage, before a light-bulb went off in my head.
"How would you like to go for a little joyride?" I smirked, looking over at Silver. He looked at me a little spooked at my slightly sinister smirk.
(Friday)
"YAHOOOOOOO!" I yelled as we flew through the school. Kids laughing, teachers screaming, and a very sad Eggman crying on a lunch table; Why you maybe asking yourselves? Well it could be those Monday Blues (It's Friday) Oh yeah. Well, maybe it's more likely cause we are causing thousands of dollars in damages as we flew about the school in the newly repaired and supped up Egg-pod.
Silver and I were piloting the egg shaped hover-pod, bashing through the quad after wrecking the outdoor cafeteria. Students diving out of the way as we knocked over tables and lunches on said tables. The teachers were chasing after us, trying to get the crazed evil scientist transportation under control. I was working with the controls of the device while Silver held onto the sides of the Egg-pod in terror.
"AHHHHH! STOP THIS MENACING CONTRAPTION!" He yelled out in fear. I just laughed manically.
"OH COME ON! THIS IS A GRAND TIME OF FUN!" I laughed happily, turning towards the enclosed hallways of the school. Silver yelled in fear and ducked as we crashed into the walls and roof of the hallways, scratching up the metal; sparks flying all over the place before busting out into another open area.
"I'M GOING TO BE SICK!" Silver yelled. I just rolled my eyes, before pulling on the controls and shooting us straight up into the sky. Silver started screaming as he nearly fell out, before grabbing hold of the side of the machine, barely hanging on. "MOOONLIGHT! YOUR INSANE!"
"BWAHAHAHAHA! WHAT GAVE IT AWAY!?" I laughed manically, quickly twisting the controls and plummeting straight to the ground. Silver fell forward, nearly falling out again. The engines suddenly shut off and we went into free-fall. And, once again, Silver started panicking, hugging me tightly as we plummeted to our deaths.
"I HATE YOU MOONLIGHT!" Silver screamed in terror. I rolled my eyes and pushed him off. I started climbing onto the back end of the ship, getting to the engines. I dug into my tails and started pulling out equipment and tools, all of which floated around me from the gravity and velocity (That's not how that works. Ah who cares, COMEDY!) and started to repair the engines.
"OH RELAX! WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU! JUST WASN'T TRYING HARD ENOUGH! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I laughed out loud again, before hitting the right engine part to restart the engines. I nearly got roasted from the engines that started back up. I pushed myself to the controls and pulls on the controls to avoid impact with the ground. We shot straight for the school once again.
"YES! OH GOSH YES! WE SURVIVED! WE'RE GOING TO LIVE!" Silver laughed terrified. I turned around towards Silver, smirking smugly, rubbing my nails against my shirt, before looking at them, you know that smug pose guys.
"PLEASE, WAS THERE EVER ANY DOUBT?" I gave a very cocky toothy smile… until the large south-side wall of the school just, came out of nowhere; like totally, I have no idea where it come from, it totally didn't just drive into it cause we weren't looking where we were going.
We crashed into the wall, the ship breaking into pieces, completely broken as we crashed through the wall. And of course, just our luck, we were in Eggman's office. Silver was collapsed on the ground in pain while I was sitting perfectly in his office chair. Eggman entered the office and just stared at me, unamused and defeated. I smirked as I gave him a wink and cocky finger gun.
"What up E-dude? How's your day going so far?" I gave a totally fake innocent smile. He facepalms and groans. But, before he could say anything about my misbehavior, the school bell rings and Moonlight hops up. "Whoop! School's out! See you next week! Can't wait to do this again!" I laughed excitedly, giving Eggman a peck on the cheek before Blasting Off at the Speed of Sound! (Nice. Thanks!)
Eggman collapses in his chair and just sighs, pieces of his office crashing around him. "I hate this school." He whines, before leaning back and falling asleep. And there you have it. A normal average school day, with your not so average highschooler. As you can see High School can teach you quite a bit; how to legally sell illegal stuff, how to avoid teachers that want to conduct terrifying invasive experiments, how to torment your poor principal, and how to enjoy lunch like a boss.
I hope all of this has been massively been informative and I hope to bring more wonderfully information that you can use to impress your friends, surprise your teachers, and annoy your worse enemies or best of bros. If there is anything you wish to know or see or hear, don't hesitate to ask in the reviews or PM this loser (WHY MUST YOU TORMENT ME LIKE THIS!? Because, you hired that Killkune dude to torture me! … yeah okay, fair enough; THANKS FOR READING!)
Johnny: FINALLY! I FINALLY FINISHED THIS FREAKING CHAPTER! Sorry this took so gosh darn long. Work, Life issues, my new YouTube career (CHECK ME OUT AT CONTROLLED CHAOS GAMING DIVISION). But, I'm hoping with this new found energy, we can continue future chapters on a much more faster basis. Also! I'm going to put a poll up later asking, What stories would you like me to rewrite for a better experience. I'm thinking of doing the unfinished ones first.
Moonlight: Like that'll ever happen.
Johnny: STOP TALKING! Anyway! We hope you enjoyed this wondrous chapter and that you'll continue to follow along as the story continues. Man it's been awhile since I've done this. Anyway! Don't know when the next chapter will come out, but will do my best to try and make the new uploading schedule at least once every two weeks
Moonlight: We'll see about that, your not very good at keeping schedules.
Johnny: Shut up! Anyway! Thank you all so very much for your support. Please! Read, Review, and Remember! Stay Chaotically Insane, My Little Psychopaths! Johnny , OUT! PEACE!
Moonlight: CIAO!