A Lunch with the League

Chapter 3: A Chaos

Things were now no longer uncomfortable among them. Eri sat on Dabi's lap admiring his blue flames while All Might asked Aizawa how he had customized his ringtone. Twice at first, was abhorring on the fact that Dabi was entertaining Eri and despite his efforts, he was unable to catch Eri's attention. But he was now over it and taking selfies with Inko.

Toga was sticking out her tongue pointing a table knife at Midoriya. She was cutting Midoriya's throat inside her head, thinking how romantic that would be, while Midoriya was on his toes, ready to run far, far away from her at any time.

Shigaraki was staring out of the window trying to figure out what he must have done in his past life to deserve this. Then it occurred to him that he was a villain in his current life, so now he was just eavesdropping on All Might and Aizawa's conversation as Toga had changed his ringtone to 'Cha-Cha Slide', and wanted to change it back to the normal one, but had no idea how to.

The food remained ignored, Inko was not getting to now Eri, Midoriya was not happy, Shigaraki was nowhere along the lines of being on a break from his members, Twice wasn't liking how he was looking in most of his selfies, nothing was going as planned when—

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Came a sound from the front door to make everything even worse.

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Came the same sound but more intense.

"That's a really rude way to knock the door."

"You drink blood, Toga. Please shut up." Shigaraki snapped.

Inko stood up from her seat and looked behind the curtains. She turned around with a horrified look on her face.

"There's—there's" She said pointing her shivering finger at the window. "There's a huge crowd outside demanding to let them in."

"Why would they want to do that?" All Might asked.

"You are heroes, you've got four villains in here you can easily catch but aren't, so I'm pretty sure they're here to sing songs and take pictures, not revolt." Dabi leered.

"How did they know you were here?"

"It's not the time to start solving the mysteries" Aizawa aggressively whispered. "Let's just all stay quiet, maybe they'll go away—

BANG!

"—and they've burst in!"

The crowd came stomping and barging into the kitchen.

The nine of them sat frozen in their seats. Their eyes were fixed on the crowd and their breath got heavier with each passing second filled with suspense of the crowd's next move.

Midoriya gulped. He could hear his heart beat quite clearly. He saw his mother clench her chair as her eyes filled with tears of terror.

He saw Dabi loosen his grip on Eri. He positioned his right hand on the crowd.

Midoriya understood that he was getting ready to blow the crowd up so that they could escape.

He sprang up from his chair to stop Dabi before he could do any damages. His fist aiming for Dabi's head, Midoriya flew across the table and landed his head inside Dabi's rice bowl.

Dabi lowered his hand. The crowd wasn't after them. They were after—

"TWAAAA-ICE!"

The crowd began tackle him for autographs and selfies.

"What's happening?" Midoriya thought to himself.

"Maybe they're here after looking at Twice's recent posts. He has like 8 million followers. I should've known this was going to happen." Shigaraki told him.

"How did he hear me say that?" Midoriya thought.

"I don't know." Shigaraki replied.

Midoriya sat looking at the crowd that came running to Twice after seeing his post. "How come they're here and the police is not."

This was bad. As more and more people barged in, they were getting squashed and squeezed. There were also villains in there so it was pretty un-save for the people.

"We need to get them out of here."

"I could kill them if you like."

"…let's keep that as plan B for now." Midoriya said.

He looked at All Might and Aizawa to see if they had something figured out.

All Might was showing his phone screen to Aizawa. "How do I follow him?"

"WHAT THE HELL, ALL MIGHT?!"

He turned to his mother to ask her for help.

"Now there's definitely not going to be enough fruitcake for everyone." Inko sobbed.

"Why can't anyone see what the actual problem here is!"

Shigaraki had disappeared. He had become the crowd. Toga was standing beside Midoriya holding her knife waiting for his permission to stab someone. Dabi had started eating his lunch. Aizawa was teaching All Might how to like posts.

"What is happening?" Eri asked.

"I'll let you know when I figure it out." Midoriya replied.

"Is that Hawks?!" Eri shouted pointing out the window.

"HAWKS?" the crowd roared. "Is that really Hawks?!" "MY HAWKS!"

The crowd slowly vanished from the kitchen, revealing Shigaraki's body lying on the floor.

"Nah, that's just a regular crow, Eri. More importantly, is Shigaraki dead?"

"I wish." Shigaraki said lifting himself up.

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~Aizawa'sApprentice