Mr. Kobayashi's Dragon Maid
Warning: This fanfiction is a smut. If you're uncomfortable with frequent sexual themes and detailed lemon scenes, you may stop reading at any time. If this is your kind of thing, then strap in and prepare for a semi-genderbent version of Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid.
Cover art done by me.
Story and concept by me and Night.
(I do all the grammar edits too! -Night ^w^)
Chapter 3: Maid To Be
Maid in heaven, maid in heaven.
It was all maid to be.
Later that day...
Oh, I panicked. Not knowing when Mr. Kobayashi would be off work was scarier than knowing that he was going to be home in five minutes, giving me no time to wash the now come-soiled sheets. I'd already replaced the sheets and left no trace of me ever being in his room, but now what to do? Mr. Kobayashi had no cleaning devices in his apartment. I silently cursed the inconvenience of washing machines and dryers and the fact that Mr. Kobayashi didn't have- or rather, that the appliances couldn't fit into his apartment. No way I would curse my Mr. Kobayashi for anything, he couldn't be at fault!
"Oh no, oh no, oh no...! What do I do... what to do..." I glanced around, searching for a phone. Luckily, Mr. Kobayashi at least had that in his apartment. I say "luckily", but who doesn't have one by now?
Ah, I don't know what I'm talking about, ehehe... I just heard a man on the street say that...
"I'll try to contact Fafnir-san..." The phone made a low buzzing sound a few times, and then the line crackled and a voice spoke:
"Kill. Kill them all. Kill all the humans. Eradicate them. Decimate. Kill. Obliterate. Murder. Destroy them all. Crush them under your fist. Did I say kill them? Kill them all. Eradi-" I put the phone down.
"Yeah. Big help, Fafnir-san." I picked up the phone again. "Lucoa should be available..." The phone buzzed a couple times, and then another voice spoke from the other side:
"Hello? Miss Tohru, is that you?"
"Yes! Miss Lucoa?"
"Ohmigosh! Tohru! It's been like, sooo long since I've heard from you, like for real! How's everything like, going for you over there?"
"I've been alright, Miss Lucoa, but I need some help... I was... er..."
"Like, what's up? Tell me like, all the details? Yah, like, what's been up, like, it's totally been a long time since we talked, like, for sure."
"We'll catch up later, Miss Lucoa, I have a little issue..."
"Uh huh?"
"So about an hour ago..."
(One explanation later...)
"... and now I'm in a bit of a predicament, and I need you to help me."
"O. M. Gee! Like, you're gonna be in sooo much trouble, I'm sure? Yah, like, for real? And you can't, like, find a [otherwordly cleaning device]? Ohmigosh."
"No, they don't have a [otherworldly cleaning device] here... I don't know what to do..."
"Ohmigosh. Ahahhaha!" Miss Lucoa erupted into a guffaw, fist audibly banging on some table. "Like, I say you're S.O.L. sister, like, for real. Unless you, like, find a way to soak up your lady-juice, you're like, in sooo much trouble. That's like, gross-out, gag me with a spoon..."
"Soak up..." Before, I didn't know why the thought hadn't occurred to me, and upon her mention of it (whether intentional or not) I thought about... that... and to Miss Lucoa I spoke hastily, "That'll do, Miss Lucoa! Thank you for your help, Ihavetogonowokaybye!"
"Totally, sister. Like, don't mentio-" Practically slamming the phone down, I hurried into Mr. Kobayashi's room and rolled up the sleeves of my dress.
"Should've thought of this before, but here we go..." Lifting the soiled sheets, I licked my lips seductively...
"I'm home..." I stumbled into my apartment, positively drop-dead tired.
It certainly was unusual saying 'I'm home', in the same way as another person living in my house was unusual. I hadn't forgotten the 18+ years I'd lived at home, but it had been so long since I'd had another accompany me. I don't mean this in the manga trope sense (the main protagonist's "I forgot what this thing was, better spend an arc and a half trying to find out what that thing was" trope). Don't get me wrong, I know exactly what it is that I've missed. It's just that I'd rather not think about it. And now, instead of spending a few arcs trying to find out what it was, I'ma spend a few arcs trying not to think about it. However, not to worry. Being the main protagonist, I'll eventually Skyfall it in the end (which means I'll settle the score when the time is right. Can't do that in Chapter 3, because plot).
"Welcome home, Mr. Kobayashi!" Upon entry, Tohru was there to greet me. Immediately, my mind jumped to that anime trope, 'would you like dinner, a bath, or... me?' Only as a joke, though. It's just that she seemed like the type to do something like tha-
"I made you dinner in case you're hungry, or... ah, you just got home, wouldn't you rather take a shower or a bath first? I can go get that started for you if you'd like. Or perhaps, you had something else in mind?~" She winked and giggled cutely.
Well. Close enough.
More verbose.
"Well you know... I'm hungry, but I meant to talk to you for a bit after I got off from work." Noticing her subtly worried mannerisms (slight fidgeting, frequently looking anywhere but my face, etc.) I added, "Don't worry, it's nothing serious, I just wanted to figure out our living situation." Tohru nodded, and followed me into the living room.
"So Tohru..." I took a seat at the table in the living room.
"Yes, Mr. Kobayashi?"
"Well, I haven't had much time to think about it at work today. As you know, I had work to do. Naturally, all my focus diverted to solely that."
"Yes sir." She nodded quickly.
"But first of all, let's address the... well before that, take a seat, jeez..." Following my command, Tohru pulled out a chair and quickly took a seat across from me. "Let's start with the basics. You're a dragon who can turn into a human girl. Apparently I saved your life on a mountain and now you think you're indebted to me. You have nowhere to stay and you want to live here." Receiving a nod from her, I continued. "However... I'm conflicted. I don't just wanna kick you out, but I also don't know if I can keep you here. For one, I don't know if I can fully trust you..." Upon hearing this, she lowered her eyes for a split second, but so quickly that it was nearly undetectable. "I mean, can you blame me? Dragons are some of the most powerful mythical creatures, and God knows if you plan to kill me or eradicate all of mankind."
"Good heavens no! I could never kill you, Mr. Kobayashi! That would do me a disservice, if anything... after all, you saved me from the brink of death. I am forever indebted to you, not only for saving me, but for causing me to see humans differently."
"See, I'm flattered you think that way, but how do I know you're not just saying that just to make me trust you? I don't mean to hurt your feelings, that's just how I see it. The reality of the situation is, dragon or not you're a stranger in my apartment that's asking to stay. I can understand one or two nights, that's simple hospitality. I'd even let you stay a week. However, as I'm sure you must have in your world, there's a thing on Earth called bargaining. I can't just let you stay for nothing, I'm sorry."
Tohru began to fidget, and she looked down. "I understand, Mr. Kobayashi." Her saddened expression pierced my heart so that it hurt, and I couldn't help but feel a twinge of guilt.
"The thing is, I work at an office building as a software developer. That is my job, and I make just enough to sustain myself. If I had the resources, then maybe I could provide for you as well, but as it stands, you do owe me something. Listen Tohru, you seem like a really nice girl, and I hate that I must put it that way. Truth be told though, I'm not made of money." I sat staring at her as I spoke, almost as if examining her. Then looking at her outfit, I began to think. "Although... I have a few ideas of how I can let you stay..." At this, she perked up, sitting up straight with a hopeful look on her face.
"You know... I've always wondered why you were dressed like that...? You're dressed like a café maid, you know."
"Well... when I woke up this morning, I looked for a disguise to change my scales into, and I thought it looked stylish. It reminded me of home in a funny way... I miss Julina, I wonder how she's doing..."
"Who's... wait, your scales...?"
"Of course! My clothes are my scales, just reformed with magic."
"Right..." When I gave up on trying to think about how the hell that could possibly work, I sat there for a second trying to recall what I was thinking a moment prior. "What was I talking about...?"
"What, about my clothes?"
"No, something else... ah, right." I turned back to Tohru. "If you plan on staying here with me, how do you feel about being my maid? It's typically something that people pay for, but your pay is in the form of housing." As I expected, Tohru beamed from ear to ear and stood up excitedly.
"Gosh, I would love to! I'll make a great maid, I'm sure!"
"Cool. As long as you know the qualifications of being a maid, I'll let you stay here. Now, what do you know about being a maid?"
"Ah! Well, as a maid, I would be... well, cleaning I suppose, and uh..."
"Do you know what maids do besides cleaning, though?"
"N-not particularly... b-but if you can teach me, I'll be more than happy to do whatever you need me to!"
"Right... I figured. " I cleared my throat. "Now listen closely, Tohru. To be a maid, you must meet certain requirements such as: cleaning and laundry, cooking, greeting, and the like."
Tohru nodded, seemingly taking mental notes. "Right! I can do all of those things! I can prove it too! Let's start with cleaning, then! What do you need cleaned?"
"Well, looking around... I'm a slob, clearly. I don't ever have time to clean because I'm always working to sustain myself..." I grimaced. "Because of how much rent is, I've been working back to back for months just to earn enough so I can finally move out of this dump... however, in the meantime, it would be nice if things were a bit cleaner-"
"I'm the fastest at cleaning up! Watch this!" Tohru interrupted, and snapped her fingers. She was right: the mess was no more. No spots stained the floorboards, no piles of books and CD's lay scattered all over... no kitchen, no table, no TV, no couch, no wall tiles. The apartment was clean all right, so clean in fact, that not a single thing occupied the now vacant shell of an apartment. Everything simply popped out of existence at the snap of her fingers!
"What... the hell...?! Where did everything go?"
"Well, you said that it would be nice if everything was cleaner. I told you I was the fastest at cleaning up!" Tohru said with a proud smile.
"What-'cleaning up'?! There's nothing left! All my stuff is gone!"
"Oh, you meant that kind of cleaning!"
"What other kind of cleaning could I possibly- holy shit..."
At the snap of her fingers, everything was back.
"Erm... thank... you...?"
"My pleasure! I can also cook for you, like you asked!" To this, she grabbed the tip of her tail and yanked, effectively pulling her tail off her backside. Her tail began to glow in a mystical orange light that grew brighter by the second, until the light dissipated with a comical microwave oven 'ding', and in her hands sat a plate with a massive One Piece style meat-on-the-bone on it.
"This is my grilled dragon tail!" She exclaimed happily, seemingly unbothered by the fact that she just grilled her own tail.
Dragon tail. Dragon tail.
It's almost time for dragon tails.
"Okay. There are many things wrong with this."
Tohru looked startled, as if she saw nothing wrong with it.
"Goodness, are you allergic to dragon tail?"
"I've never once encountered a dragon in my entire life, what makes you think I'd have eaten dragon tail before, under the preconceived notion that dragons don't exist?"
"Well, if not to do with your preferences, perhaps it's undercooked? I'm aware that pork-"
"No! It's not that either! I have a problem with eating it because it goes against my ethics! I can't eat this, it came from a living creature!"
Wait. That's veganism.
"Sorry, I worded that wrong," I corrected. "I mean, yes. Humans are okay with eating cows and pigs and other animals like that. It's just that... it doesn't sit well with me because... it's as if I ate your arm."
"Well, what's wrong with that? My body parts regenerate, see?" On cue, a huge green tail flumped onto the floor behind Tohru.
"What are you, a starfish...?"
"Well, starfish and dragons evolved from a relatively recent ances-"
"A-anyway! That's besides the point! I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to find other things, of this world, mind you, to cook. Never would I wish to consume any otherwordly foe."
"Got it! I'll keep that in mind... only Earthling food... but you know, this world and my world have many parallels. Humans exist in my world as well, and a lot of the food I see here, either we also have, or closely mirrors that."
"I don't... care...? I'd rather not consume anything that is not of this world. I don't know what it's gonna do to me, or what it's made of, whether I should worry about if it has a curse put on it or not... yeah, maybe humans from your world eat that stuff, but same goes for them: why would they eat anything from this world if they don't know what'll happen to them?"
"I see where you're coming from, but I can assure you that vegetation from my world is safe. None could possibly be cursed; an individual would have to put the curse on themselves."
"Just... make food from this world, okay?"
"Understood, Mr. Kobayashi!" she said with a smile.
"Now..." I started.
...
"... 'now' what?" she replied.
"The last qualification?"
Tohru visibly swallowed.
"L-last? What do you m-mean...?" she evaded, nervously glancing around and sweating.
"Not too good with people? Don't worry, I tend to be introverted too."
"I-I don't know w-hat you're talking about...!"
"Why so nervous? It's just answering the door. Just greet guests as they come in, that's all."
"O-oh! Right... greeting...!"
"Yeah, but no one's coming at this time of night, so you can look that up when you get the chance," I said yawning.
"'Look that up'? What do you mean by that?"
"Right... I gotta remember not to use terms you don't understand..." I motioned for her to follow me into the office, to which I sat down and booted up my PC.
"Okay, so..."
(One explanation later...)
"That's how you use the computer."
"Oh! I see! That was helpful! Thank you, Mr. Kobayashi."
"Yuh, no problem... fuhck, I'm tired..." I exhaled. "I'm gonna go to bed, Tohru. We'll talk more about it tomorrow, okay? Okay, cool."
"Sleep well, Mr. Kobayashi."
"Mhm. You too..." I yawned. Although, I wouldn't be going to sleep just yet... I had some things to take care of...
XXX
"So... as he said, I move the... 'mouse', like this? Why it was called a mouse in the first place, I'd like to know. It clearly doesn't resemble a rodent in any way." Moving the little pod left and right caused the arrow on the screen to move accordingly. I could tell that typing would take some getting used to, but for now, I was stuck typing away with my two index fingers.
"Let's see..." I typed very slowly, because I was still getting used to the language. I typed words such as "maid" and "cleaning", "dirty" and "mess", and I found many sorts of helpful videos on how to clean and be a maid. However, with such words as "dirty", I found my search to be met with rather... obscene imagery. I'm sure you saw this coming... on the screen, one of the images looked to be a fully nude human female on top of a nude human male, and they were fornicating! These... disgusting humans with their filthy mating rituals...
... ba-dump.
So... filthy...
... ba-bump.
So... dirty...~
... doki, doki...
Mr. Kobayashi and I could be like this...
In a second, I had slid my panties down to my ankles and removed my maid gloves to start rubbing my sopping wet slit. Touching and slapping lightly felt so incredible that I immediately began to rub my hands back and forth on my clit. With a silent moan/exhale, I let my head fall back as waves of ecstasy sent rippling shivers up and down my spine. Every delicate flick of my fingers on my wet dragon pussy made a small moan escape from my lips.
Suddenly, in the silence I heard a faint groan. Naturally, I whispered to myself, "What was that...?" Realizing that the sound could've only come from Mr. Kobayashi's room, I silently got up and tiptoed to his bedroom, to which I noticed the door to be open a bit. It was open enough for me to peek in and see Mr. Kobayashi, holding a small device, focusing on a faint flickering light in it. Behind the door, I watched his uncontrollable lust take over as he stroked his member, making me continue to finger my wet pussy. I almost forgot that he had a pretty thick cock, and the thought of trying to fit it inside me made me drip even more. After a few minutes however, I heard him moan:
"Ahhh... T...Tohru..."
... causing all the hairs on my neck to stand up. For a moment I panicked and almost fled, because I thought he could see me. But he didn't, and soon he sighed in pleasure as he came to orgasm. Unknowingly, I had stuffed my fingers into my mouth and began sucking on them while watching Mr. Kobayashi relieve himself, as I imagined him releasing his hot milk into my mouth... I struggled with myself at that moment. I wanted to be with him. I wanted him. I needed him desperately. I almost barged right into his room, but stopped myself for fear of him becoming upset at me catching him.
I wanted him so desperately, but grew upset the more I had to restrain myself. Despite this, I blushed at the thought of Mr. Kobayashi secretly thinking about me, whether sexually or not. The next step would be subtly getting him to express it.
Confront, pt. 2
T - The story seems to be out of order, Mr. B1tt3rB33f. (did I pronounce that right?) I'm talking about the beginning, where neither the manga or anime adaptation of the story would have the flashback that early on.
B - Listen, ya gotta cut me some slack. When I said I'd take some creative liberties, I didn't mean just some. I meant that I would be keeping the base elements of the story such as certain locations, character names, and appearances of certain unchanged characters, like you. You look the same, and so do some others. And yes, you pronounced it right. "Bitter-beef". Do you want something to drink, by the way? In case you're here for a while-
T - Why would I ever accept anything from a lowly human like you?
B - Relax, Tohru. Jeez, it's not like it's poisoned or anything. The hell would I get out of harming you anyway? And besides, you accept things from Miss Kobayashi, don't you?
T - T-that's because she's an exception! She's more important than any human could ever be to me!
B - Yeah, I guess that makes sense... doesn't she have a first name, by the way?
T - Well first of all, that's none of your business! Her name is not something that should be given out as if it were some business card! And shouldn't I be the one asking the questions here?
B - Well, you asked your fair share of questions in the previous chapter, so it's only fair that I ask some questions too. Is it a sin to be curious?
T - ...My apologies, Mr. B1tt3rb33f.
B - It's fine, Tohru. And please, no honorifics. I prefer to go by B33fy.
T - Very well, B33f-san.
B - Sure, let's go with that...
TBC...