Chris: Last time on total drama island. 24 campers arrived learned that they'll be that they will be spending the next 8 weeks at crummy old summer camp. The campers challenge was cliff diving in shark infested waters. While most of the campers jumped some were forced to wear chicken hats. At the campfire cemetery Taylor was first out thanks to her spoiled bratty behavior. Who will be voted off this week in the dramatic campfire ceremony yet. Find out tonight on Total Drama Mixed Island!
(Intro)
(Duncan was carving a skull on the outside of the cabin, then Kitty came out and walked towards him)
Kitty: Hey.
Duncan: Hey, what's up?
Kitty: I thought I come out and keep you company, since the rest of the girls are still asleep.
Duncan: Cool. (Kitty puts her arm around him and takes a selfie) Man, you sure like to take selfies don't you?
Kitty: Yeah, I take them to make memories of where I've been and all the friends I've made.
Duncan: Fair enough.
(Confessional) Duncan: Kitty's actually a pretty cool chick to be around, and she's pretty hot too.
Chris: (Loudspeaker) Wake up campers, it's time for your next challenge.
Chris: Morning campers, I hoped you all slept well because your challenge starts in one minute.
Sam: Excuse me, I don't think that's enough time to eat breakfast.
Chris: Oh, you'll get breakfast Sam. Right after you complete your twenty kilometer run around the lake.
Jo: Oh, so you're funny now? You know I think would be funny. (Goes to attack Chris but Ezekiel and Topher hold her back)
Brick: Control your temper Jo.
Jo: You're enjoying this, aren't you?
Chris: A little.
Jo: (Glares at Chris)
(Confessional) Brick: Okay, Jo really needs to control her temper.
Chris: Okay runners, on your marks, get set, go!
(All the campers were running but Dakota, Sam, Max, Cameron, Scarlett, Ella and Dawn just walked)
(Five minutes later)
Sam: Do you know how much longer?
Scarlett: Don't walk beside me.
Chris: (Loudspeaker) Pick up you seven, if you don't make it before dinner time, you don't eat.
Dakota: Ugh, I hate him so much. (Starts running)
(In the main lodge most of the campers were there except Max and Ella, finally Ella walks in)
Jo: Where have you been?
Ella: (Singing) There was deer in trouble, and needed help, but not to worry, I arrive before the little gnome.
(Max arrives)
Max: Who are you calling a gnome?!
Jacques: Thanks for losing the challenge for us gnome.
Max: My name is Max, not gnome!
Ezekiel: Hey wait a minute, if they lost then that means, we won the challenge.
(Killer Bass cheer)
Chris: Whoa, hold your horses guys, that wasn't the challenge.
Jo: What did he just say?
Chris: Who's hungry? (Shows them the buffet)
(Confessional) Bridgette: After a whole week of brown sludge, I almost cried when I saw that buffet.
(Confessional) Sam: (Smiling tearfully) That buffet table was the most beautiful site I've ever seen.
(All the food on the buffet table was eaten and all the campers were full)
Chris: (Megaphone) Okay campers, time for part two of your challenge.
Sam: I thought eating was the second part.
Leshawna: What more do you want from us?
Jacques: The ghetto loudmouth is right, haven't we been through enough?
Chris: (Megaphone) Umm, let me think about that, no. It's time for, the Awake-A-Thon!
Ezekiel: The what a thon?
Chris: (Megaphone) Don't worry, this is an easy one. The team with last person standing wins invincibility.
Kitty: So, what you're saying is that the 20K run and the turkey eating frenzy were part of your evil plan to make hard for us to stay awake?
Chris: (Megaphone) That's right Kitty.
Kitty: Man, he's good.
Chris: (Megaphone) Move! Move!! Move!!!
Ezekiel: So how long do you think it'll be before everyone's out cold?
Bridgette: About an hour give or take. (Sees Sam was almost falling asleep) Maybe less.
(At the campfire pit)
(Confessional) Scarlett: The Awake-A-Thon was the most boring thing I've ever done.
Bridgette: (Yawns) This is the most brutal thing I've ever done.
Ezekiel: (Yawns) Oh. Could be worse.
Bridgette: Oh yeah, how?
Ezekiel: I could be stuck here without you to talk to.
Bridgette: (Blush's)
(Confessional) Scarlett: Okay, I need at least two other campers to form an alliance with me if I'm gonna get far in competition. The question is, who.
Scarlett: Oh Alejandro and Dakota, can I talk to you for a second?
Alejandro: Sure.
Dakota: Whatever.
Scarlett: I have a plan to get me and into other people to the final three, and I chose you guys.
Alejandro: Is that right. (Looking amused)
Scarlett: You should know this is a very big deal. I'm placing my trust in you.
Dakota: Are you now?
Scarlett: Yep, so will be in an alliance with me?
Alejandro: Hmm, yeah, why not.
Dakota: As long as it gets me into the final three I'm in.
Scarlett: Perfect.
(Confessional) Scarlett: That was easier than I thought.
(Confessional) Dakota: Do I want to be in alliance with Scarlett? No. Will I betray her when the time is right? Yes.
(Confessional) Alejandro: Scarlett thinks she has me and Dakota under her wing. Well she's dead wrong, cause once I'm through with her, she and Dakota will be under my charms.
Sam: The awake-athon, I can do that in my sleep, whoa! (Falls asleep)
Jo: (While listing of music) Weak. I'm going to the bathroom. (As she gets up walks to the bathroom she drops her MP3 player then Scarlett takes it)
Dakota: Isn't that Jo's MP3 player?
Scarlett: Yep.
Dakota: Well won't she get like really mad when she finds out it's gone.
Scarlett: That's exactly what I'm counting on.
(It was now dark, and Ella, Dave, Dawn, Max, Cody, Cameron, Jacques and Leshawna had fallen asleep)
Chris: Congratulations, you've made it to the twenty four hour mark, time to take things up a notch, fairytales anyone?
Ryan: Oh he's not serious?
Chris: (Opens the book) Once a upon a time, there was, inside this boring kingdom, a boring village, and inside this boring sleepy village, filled with very boring children, who did very boring things. (After hearing the word boring so many times Brick, MacArther, Kitty, Dakota, Bridgette and Ezekiel fell asleep)
(With Ryan and Carrie)
Ryan: Hey.
Carrie: Hey.
Ryan: We haven't had a chance to get to know each other yet.
Carrie: No I, guess we haven't.
Ryan: Okay if we talk for a while?
Carrie: Sure.
(Confessional) Carrie: Ryan is pretty cute, I really wish we were on the same team.
(Confessional) Ryan: Carrie is one hot babe, it's a real shame we're not on the same team.
(It was now morning and only Scarlett, Alejandro, Carrie, Ryan Duncan and Jo were still awake)
(Duncan puts Max's hand in a mug full of cold water making him wet himself)
Duncan: Hahaha, gross it's works, dude peed his pants!
Max: (Gasps, covering his kiwis and runs away in humiliation)
(Confessional) Max: How humiliating, I'd come up with an evil revenge plan but, Duncan scares me.
(Bridgette and Ezekiel were asleep cuddling each other, when they both woke up they realized what they were doing and quickly let go of each other blushing)
Scarlett: (Yawns) I kill for a coffee right now.
Chris: What is the matter with you people? (Drinks his coffee) Come on, fall asleep already.
Scarlett: (Begs) You gotta hook me up man. I'll even eat the grinds, anything.
Chris: Alright, you six stay with me, the rest of you go and get a shower for heaven sakes, you sink. Okay, you six, time for the most boring story I could find.
(Confessional) Carrie: Oh come on, now what? Okay, you know what? Bring it on.
Chris: The history of Canada. A pop up book charter 1.
(Five minutes later of boring story telling Alejandro, Jo, Scarlett and Ryan fell asleep)
Chris: Time for bathroom break. Any takers?
Duncan: I've held it this long sweetheart. I can go all day.
Carrie: Yeah, but can you hold it for another ten chapters?
Chris: You got five minutes, long as you don't mind a little company.
Duncan: Fine but stay out of the stall.
(5 minutes later)
Cameraman: Duncan you in there man? (Opens the door to him asleep the bathroom)
Chris: And we have news. It looks like Duncan's fallen asleep in the bathroom. Which means the official winner of the awake-a-thon is Carrie! The screaming gophers win!
(At the cabins)
Jo: Rrrraaagg! (Throwing everyone's stuff out the window) Where is my MP3 player! One of you must have stolen it I need my music! No one is going anywhere until I get my MP3 player back! Keeps throwing things out the cabin)
Kitty: Okay whoever took it better give it up now, before she destroys the whole camp.
Scarlett: Hey guy's wow this place is a real mess.
Kitty: Someone stole Jo's MP3 player.
Scarlett: You don't mean this do you? I was wondering who it belonged to. I found by the campfire pit you must have dropped it.
Jo: (Takes her MP3 player from Scarlett) Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!
Scarlett: Sure thing. (Walks off)
(Confessional) Scarlett: Turn a team against their own members, easiest trick in the book.
Jo: So, sorry for that little misunderstanding, guess no one stole it after all. (All her teammates looking at her angrily) Okay maybe I overreacted a little. (chuckle nervously)
(At the campfire ceremony)
Chris: Killer Bass, at camp marshmallows represent a tasty treat that you enjoy roasting by the fire. At this camp, marshmallows represent life. You all casted your votes made your decision. The camper who does not get a marshmallow will walk the dock of shame and take the boat of losers. The first marshmallow goes to Duncan.
Bridgette
Kitty
Ezekiel
Ryan
Topher
Dawn
Brick
MacArther
Ella
Chris: The final marshmallow goes to... Dave.
Jo: Nice, real nice. Who needs this lame-o Tv show anyway!
(Confessional) Kitty: You can't act like a total raging psychopath then expect people to forgive you. No matter how tough strong fast you are. She never gonna have a career if doesn't get her act together.
(Confessional) Scarlett: So Jo was one of their strongest players now she gone. I'm so running this game.
(Jo walks down the dock of shame and takes the boat of losers)
Jo: Great, so my temper is the reason they voted me off, whatever. They just lost their fiercest competitor I hope they release that.
(All members of the killer bass are around the campfire pit with their marshmallows)
Kitty: To the Killer Bass. And to not ending up here again.
