Hello everyone, and today, the Foundation is going to ask SCP-000 some questions.
Site Alpha [REDACTED] holding cell.
Dr Watcher: Hello 000, I am Dr Watcher. Do you know why we're here?
SCP-000:(In a bored tone) You were sent by your superiors to ask questions to get some answers out of me. (Looks at the one-way mirror) Isn't that right?
Dr Watcher: Correct... (Clears throat) Anyway, let's begin.
SCP-000:(Does a Gendo pose)
Question #1
Dr Watcher: All documents about your discovery have either been destroyed or corrupted beyond repair, did you have something to do with this?
SCP-000:(With hidden smirk) What makes you think it was me? Could've been one of the other SCPs, or maybe something went wrong in the equipment.
Dr Watcher: We checked the equipment twice and no other SCPs were around to causes an damage, so that leaves only one possibility, you.
SCP-000: Nice use of logic. But did you really think you were going to get a straight answer from me?
Dr Watcher:(Let's out a annoyed sigh) ...No. Next question.
Question #2
Dr Watcher: We've noticed a few strange things in your "cell".
SCP-000:(Raises an eyebrow) Such as?
Dr Watcher: A jar of red liquid labeled "Aglaophotis", a notebook with "Volatile Omnipotence" on the cover, and five drawings, depicting a purple and black dragon, a humanoid snake, a pink female humanoid, a young woman with a strange device on her wrist, and a human-shaped pile of slime.
SCP-000: The jar is of something I've got from another dimension, and as for the notebook and drawings? Pet projects.
Dr Watcher: I see... And may we study this "Agloaphotis"?
SCP-000:(Shakes it's head) No. I rather not risk something going dangerously wrongs.
Dr Watcher: I see your point...
Question #3
Dr Watcher: You and SCP-343 seem familiar with each other. What's the history between you two?
SCP-000:(With a small smile) Old friends. We've met long before the Foundation was even thought of. In fact, this it also true with the other SCPs.
Dr Watcher:(Writing something down) I see...
SCP-000:(In a glum tone) I do envy him, as he can find joy in immortality while I cannot.
Dr Watcher: I'm... sorry?
SCP-000: Don't be.
Question #4
Dr Watcher: Since you're familiar with the other SCPs, you wouldn't mind telling us how you met them?
SCP-000: Ask away.
Dr Watcher: When did you meet 035?
SCP-000: We met in Paris, France. He tried to possess me, and failed. We've talked for a bit and became friends. We've witnesses the construction of the Eiffel Tower together. (Pauses for a bit) Don't ask me what he was thinking when he went into that crypt he was found in.
Dr Watcher: 049?
SCP-000: Met in Venice, talked for a bit, mostly about the Pestilence, and went our separate ways.
Dr Watcher: ...That's it?
SCP-000: Yep.
Dr Watcher: Okay... 682?
SCP-000:(Stays silent for a whole minute) ...You know, I don't exactly remember. Must be my old age.
Dr Watcher:(Narrows eyes) Right... I think that's enough for now.
Question #5
Dr Watcher: While we are aware that you're immortal, can you still be destroyed in any way?
SCP-000: Sort of in a temporarily way.
Dr Watcher: Care to explain?
SCP-000: Should there be a attack was powerful enough, which is far and few in-between, I split into two, indestructible halves. One male, one female. They are Yin and Yang. The two reform into me in two ways. First is to wait a certain amount of time, the other is for the two halves to, how we say, propagate.
Dr Watcher:(Writes stuff down) Interesting... (Finishes writing) I think that's enough for today.
SCP-000: This was decently enjoyable. (Teleports out of the room)
Dr Watcher:(Touches his earpiece) Can someone check 000's cell to see if he's there?