"You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you."

"Uh-huh."

"Miss Bennet, please take me seriously."

"Yerp!"

"Stop being silly and listen to me. It is not easy to propose, you know."

"Righto!!!"

"Why are you behaving like this? You realise I am a most eligible bachelor. You should be grateful that I have chosen you."

"Oh, really?"

"Yes! Now are you ready?"

"Absolutely!"

"Miss Bennet, will you do me the honour of being my wife?"

"YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE…..Maybe… but no!!!!!!!!! No, no, no!"

"What do you mean?"

"Gotcha! Happy April Fools' Day, Mr Collins!"