Episode 3: Dodgebrawl.

(Coyler's note: Alrighty dudes,to save giving a boring update,most episodes will probably just have the elimination table with nothing else.

Eliminated: 2

Teruteru Hanamura - Screaming Gophers

Kyoko Kirigiri - Screaming Gophers

Still in the running: 20

Leon Kuwata - Killer Bass

Mondo Owada - Killer Bass

Byakuya Togami - Killer Bass

Kiyotaka Ishimaru - Killer Bass

Gonta Gokuhara - Killer Bass

Keebo - Killer Bass

Nagito Komaeda - Killer Bass

Yasuhiro Hagakure - Killer Bass

'Tanaka the Forbidden One - Screaming Gophers

Kazuichi Soda - Screaming Gophers

Kokichi Oma - Screaming Gophers

Chihiro Fujisaki - Screaming Gophers

Celeste Ludenberg - Killer Bass

Toko Fukawa - Killer Bass

Himiko Yumeno - Killer Bass

Peko Pekoyama - Screaming Gophers

Mikan Tsumiki - Screaming Gophers

Ibuki Mioda - Screaming Gophers

Kirumi Tojo - Screaming Gophers

Miu Iruma - Screaming Gophers

That's it for the elimination table. Coyler,out!)

Chris sat on the dock shame drinking a cup of coffee, "Last time on Total Drama Island;

After a delightful morning jog and what I hope was a wonderful meal,the Bass and Gophers battled it out in our Awake-A-Thon! Throughout their time if trying to stay awake for as long as possible,the campers all bonded like crazy,as the Gophers formed their first alliance,the Bass dudes all grew closer and we got to see what happens when Hagakure drinks warm milk,haha. After losing their second challenge in a row,it was Kyoko from the Gophers that was sent to this here dock of shame. Now I'm still very sure I had forgot about something important,but I don't remember what exactly it was. Will I ever remember? And who is walking the dock next to be humiliated on international TV? Hopefully those questions will be answered on tonight's episode of - Total! Drama! Island!" he exclaimed.

*intro plays like always ad then we're good to go*

Screaming Gophers Cabin - Boys Side [Kokichi,Kazuichi,Tanaka]

"What do you mean I'm talking crazy? What guy thinks his hamsters need their owns?" Kokichi asked, "Actually scratch that,what guy needs this many hamsters?". "HOW DARE YOU CALL THEM THAT!" Tanaka yelled, "These demon beasts are no mere hamsters! They make up my army,as my Four Dark Devas of Destruction and my Twelve Zodiac Generals!". Kokichi rolled his eyes, "Well whatever their names are you don't need to give them their own beds,just buy a catch like a normal person". Tanaka laughed, "Pathetic! I,the Supreme Overlord of Ice,Tanaka the Forbidden One,the Tamer of Demon Beasts is nowhere NEAR a,quote 'normal guy'. Heroes,Villains and even the Gods themselves flee from me!" he exclaimed,as a thunder bolt struck the ground outside the window. Kazuichi sighed, "Why do we have to do this every night before bed?".

Killer Bass Cabin - Girls Side [Celeste,Toko,Himiko]

The 3 Bass girls seemed to be getting along better than the Gopher guys,as they were mainly gossiping about the other campers. "He's absolutely absurd to think he can read the future" said Celeste, "Though I will admit that his hair is on point". Himiko laughed, "It reminds me of a dark ice cream cone". "W-wait,who are y-you talking about?" Toko asked. "I'm talking about the hamster man who does magic. Who were you talking about?". Celeste chuckled, "We were discussing Hagakure,the supposed fortune teller". Himiko shrugged, "I guess both are basically the same. The only difference is that one might be a furry while the other most definitely gambles for street cash". "Ha,w-which one is which?" Toko asked,as the 3 girls laughed.

CONFESSIONAL START

Toko: I know I still s-sound nervous,but I t-think I'm starting to feel c-comfortable around the girls here. And of course...him.

Kazuichi: While I do like the guys on the team,I'll admit without fear that they are pretty weird. If I had to save one from a cliff I'd probab-

*Knocking on the door - Hurry yourself this instance you fool!*

Kazuichi: Uh,yeah Tanaka,I'll be done in a second. Um,what was I saying again?

Tanaka: Hmph,Kazuichi is a simple fellow,though not one of an equal to my existing rank. That Kokichi really ignites the demons inside me,causing them to awake and spew the raging fires of hell! He will be destroyed,oh yes! He WILL be destroyed.

CONFESSIONAL END

The next morning came without an unneeded wake up call,as the campers made their way to the main lodge. "Morning all you blisters,grab your tray and get your food" Chef grumbled,standing behind the serving counter. "I don't suppose it's another wonderful meal like last time,is it?" Kirumi asked. Chef slopped some gruel onto her tray, "That answer your question?" he asked. Kirumi slowly nodded and went to sit down. While most of the campers were eating,some seemed more tired than others,especially Nagito. While everyone did manage to get some sleep the prior night,it didn't really help the fact that most had gone near 2 days with no sleep (it might be easy for those at home,but these guys weren't good at all nighters). As everyone sat at their respective tables,Chris walked into the lodge grinning as usual. "Morning dawgs,how was your night?" he asked. "Not very good at all,Mondo shouts in his sleep" Byakuya muttered. "No I don't!" Mondo yelled. "I rest my case" Byakuya sighed. Chris laughed at the conflict,but then looked confused as he did a headcount of the tables. "Hmm,is it just me or is someone missing?". As he said that,the door flung open as the missing camper stomped in. "Heeeeey Keebo,where've you been?" Chris nervously asked. "Oh where have I been? I will tell you where I have been. For 3 days I was stuck in the woods,being chased by beavers,bears and geese" said Keebo,sounding calm but furious, "Now you might be wondering why I didn't return? Well that's because not only did I lose my thruster jets,but I also had my blaster arm torn off!" he yelled. "Whaaaaat? Your arm? Nah,I'm sure it's fiiiiine" said Chris,glancing back. Keebo grabbed his shoulders, "FINE? ARE YOU DEFECTIVE? I AM MISSING MY FUCKING ARM!" he screamed. Chris put up his hands, "Woah woah woah,relax dude,we'll get you patched up" he said,nervously sweating, "Uh,Chef? Take Mega Man over here to the medical tent and fix his arm". Chef rolled his eyes, "Boy why do I gotta do it? You know I hate robots". "Just do it" Chris muttered.

After Keebo and Chef left the lodge,Chris turned back the campers,some of which were laughing at what had just happened. "Anyway,it's time for your challenge dudes. Head on over to the dodgeball court so that we can get started" he said,leaving the lodge. "Dodgeball? Seems easy enough" Leon scoffed. "What is ball dodge?" Gonta asked,seeming confused. "Not ball dodge,dodgeball" said Yasuhiro. Gonta still seemed confused,as Yasuhiro face palmed.

The campers made their way to the dodgeball arena,and were surprised to see that Keebo had made it with them on time. His arm was replaced,but something seemed different. "Hey man,you fix your arm?" Leon asked. Keebo nodded, "Yes I did. I also had to remove all the broken parts I had stuck to me,so I am not as bulky as I was before. Sadly my power unit was damaged,so my strength is about on par with any normal human male" he explained. "Aw sweet! Now they don't have an advantage anymore" said Ibuki. The Bass grumbled at losing their secret weapon,but were stopped when Chris entered. "Alrighty dudes and dudettes,just gonna give a quick rundown of the rules" he said,holding a ball, "Each team can have a total of 5 people on the court per round. If someone is hit,you can switch out,meaning at the least,20 people will be able to play in one round. If the 5 original players and 5 extras are taken,a point will go the opposing team. This'll be a best 3 outta 5,so you all need to put your backs into it" Chris laughed. "Anything else we should know?" Kirumi asked. Chris nodded, "In order to take out players,you can either throw a ball and hit them directly or you can catch a ball thrown at you. While you can deflect an incoming ball with a ball you're already holding,you'll be out if it hits your body or if the ball is knocked out of your hands" he explained, "That should be about,Chef Hatchet will be our lovely referee today,so try and impress him" he said,as Chef sat in his big chair.

The Bass were sitting on their bleachers,discussing who should go first. "Okay hear me out" said Nagito,clapping his hands, "We send out the weak guys to lure them into a false sense of security. Then we send out the big guys to pick 'em off". "That sounds kinda dumb" said Togami,scoffing. "Alright smart guy,then what would you do?" Nagito asked,frowning. Togami pushed up his glasses, "Obviously we should send out the big guys first. Then we save the weak links for seconds". "That's a terrible idea!" said Leon, "Let's just send out a mix of a both,get some equal strengths out" he said,crossing his arms. "I agree,a combination would possibly be the best choice" Celeste added. "How about we do a team vote?" Ishimaru asked, "I believe that could work best". "A vote? Why bother,let's just do all three" said Keebo, "First we'll do Nagito's formation,then Togami's and then Leon's. Problem solved". Everyone seemed to agree with the idea and picked their first set of players.

Over at the Gophers bleachers,things seemed to be going much smoother for them than the Bass. "We just letting anyone go when they want?" Kokichi asked. The Gophers all agreed with nods,sounds of agreement and thumbs up.

"Ok guys,let's get the ball rolling" Chris laughed,as the first two teams stepped out onto the court. Himiko,Togami,Toko,Hagakure and Gonta all stepped onto the court for the Bass (Gonta had insisted on "helping weak friends gentlemanly"). Meanwhile for the Gophers,they had sent Kazuichi,Ibuki,Peko,Tanaka and Miu out onto the court. While the Bass seemed determined due to having Gonta with them,the Gophers didn't seem too phased,as Kazuichi,Miu and Ibuki smirked while tossing the balls in their hands. Before a ball could be thrown by Peko,Tanaka put a hand in front of her. " Nay woman. I shall handle this" he mumbled,picking up a ball and walking into the corner of the court. "Uh,what are you doin man?" Ibuki asked,seeming confused. "He probably realised we can't be beat" Yasuhiro laughed,also getting a chuckle out of Togami and Himiko. At that moment (and without a word) Tanaka tossed his ball into the air,and as quick as a flash,pulled a staff out of his coat and smashed the ball across the court. It flew at seemingly lightning speed and managed to take out Toko,Togami and Gonta all at once. The Bass (and Gophers) were all astonished by this feat,and seemed to be speechless. "W-wha-how-impossible" Togami stammered. Gonta sighed, "Oh dear,Gonta not so good at ball dodge" he muttered. "Don't worry man,we'll get him" said Yasuhiro,standing on his tiptoes to pat him on the back. Chef blew his whistle, "You! String Bean,Jolly Green Giant and Girl,get your butts off the court!" he yelled,pointing at the bleachers. The three sulked over to the bleachers and sat down,as Leon,Mondo and Celeste took their place.

"Smooth move man,but I'm the Ultimate Baseball Star round here" Leon laughed. Tanaka laughed to himself, "Baseball? That was no mere baseball,a simple combination of a staff and ball". "That was a wicked move ma-" Ibuki started,before being smacked in the head by a ball thrown by Mondo. She whirled round,seeing him laughing. "Aw what? Ref! You didn't blow the whistle!" she protested. "Don't matter unicorn,off!" Chef yelled,as Ibuki grumbled off the court,her place being taken by Mikan. Though this was short lived as she was immediatley knocked out by Yasuhiro. "This is rigged! She just got on!" Miu whined. "Sorry dudes,I make the rules and Chef enforces them. If he says it's cool then it's cool" Chris laughed. Mikan sat back down on the bleachers,rubbing her cheek with an ice pack that she had pulled out of thin air. The Gophers were left with only Miu,Tanaka,Kazuichi and Peko on the court,looking at the Bass. They seemed much more confident than before,as Mondo,Leon and Yasuhiro fired three balls across the court. Two of which managed to take out Kazuichi and Miu,while the third accidentally hit Chris. That move got Mondo not only thrown off the court,but also frozen out for good. "Bro you can't be serious!" he yelled. "You're lucky you didn't hit my face 'bro',now get outta here!" Chris shouted,as Mondo sat down on the bleachers.

CONFESSIONAL START

Mondo: God,what's that host guys problem? My crotch has taken more damage than a dinky dodgeball. I won't give any major details,but it did involve a baseball bat and was in honour of homecoming.

Flashback - Mondo is at a huge party,bending over. "Okay guys,let's do this!" he yelled. At that moment one of his friends swings a baseball bat at full power into his 'biscuits'.

CONFESSIONAL END

Many curse words,Tanaka spells and dodgeballs later,the first game had been won,going to the Killer Bass,however they weren't able to celebrate due to the next game immediately starting. Ishimaru,Leon,Gonta,Nagito and Keebo were sent back out to the court,with Leon grumbling about not getting to rest. Fujisaki,Kokichi,Kirumi,Mikan and Ibuki stepped out for the Gophers,some more nervous than others. "Are you sure we can beat these guys?" Fujisaki asked Kokichi. "Of course we will,well beat them for sure" said Kokichi. Fujisaki smiled hearing this,but frowned when Kokichi laughed. "I'm sorry,I'm sorry,that was 100% a lie,we're gonna get crushed" he laughed. Kirumi patted Fujisaki on the back. "Don't listen to him,we'll be fine" she whispered. As she said that a ball flew by and knocked out Mikan. "OW! TWICE? C'MON!" she whined,sulking off the court. "Tag me in post haste!" Tanaka yelled,standing up and sweeping dust over everyone. "Gross,it's in my mouth. Ever hear of overkill guy?" Kazuichi asked,scrapping dust off his tongue. "Nay" he muttered,gliding out onto the court. Leon laughed,tossing a dodgeball in his direction,but only the breeze grazed Tanaka's face as he caught the ball. Chef blew his whistle and pointed at the bleachers,as Leon walked off.

CONFESSIONAL START

Leon: Pfft,lucky shot.

Tanaka: Hmph,skills.

CONFESSIONAL END

"Fear not mortals,for I shall easily destro-" Tanaka started,before a ball flew into the back of his head and knocked him over. "HA,Nerd" Nagito laughed,also making the other guys on the Bass laugh. Tanaka rose to his feet and brushed himself down,before staring at Nagito with eyes of fire. "You will get your comupence" he hissed,sitting back down again. The teams got over the situation,and began throwing balls all over the place. "Don't lose hope friends! If we try our hardest the goal will surely reveal itself!" Ishimaru declared,backflipping to dodge a ball. "Yeah,that'll work" Nagito scoffed,throwing a ball at Kirumi,who managed to deflect it back at him. Nagito shrugged his shouders and walked off the course. Celeste attempted to replace him but was quickly sent back off again. "How many do we have?" Gonta asked,throwing anything he could across the court. Ishimaru counted on his fingers, "I believe we've only got 8 of us left" he said,as Keebo was hit, "Huh,make that 7" he muttered. "C'mon,just knock these nerds out already" Mondo called out. "That's what they're trying to do" said Himiko, "Of course if I were out there I'd win by using magic". "Oh yeah,and how did that magic work earlier when you screamed and ran away from a hamster?" Togami asked,making the team laugh. Ishimaru rolled his eyes, "Let's pick it up people" he yelled. Gonta looked around, "Gonta outta balls!" he called out. "Just throw something" Mondo yelled. Gonta looked around before seeing something.

"I think we're waring them down!" Ibuki cheered,as Nagito flew by and hit Kirumi in the stomach. "Owch,that hurt like a bitch" Kirumi groaned,crawling off the court. "Why the hell did you throw me dick" Nagito snapped. "Oh,sorry. Gonta had to throw something" he protested. Nagito grumbled back to his bleachers,drenched in pain. "I know we can do this" said Kokichi. "Are you sure?" Fujisaki asked,frantically moving around to avoid being hit. Kokichi was then taken out. As he sat down,Kazuichi and Miu came out to take the places of Kirumi and Kokichi. "We got your back dudes" Kazuichi called out,as he got hit in the back, "DAMMIT!" he yelled,stamping the floor. "Trust me,these guys are on the ropes" said Ibuki. Her words were short lived. One by one,the teams were whitled down,until only Gonta and Ibuki remained. "Gonta sorry,but need to win" Gonta explained. Gonta picked up five balls at once and threw them all at Ibuki. Ibuki wasn't phased,dodging four and catching the fifth. Chef blew his whsitle, "That's game,Gophers win. Pick your teams for next game pronto" he ordered.

The next game went by relatively quickly,with victory once again going to the Gophers. During the 4th game,the win was copped by the Bass,leaving the teams tied up. Chef blew his whistle, "Listen up pussios,next game wins,so don't show any signs of weakness" he said. Chris laughed, "Correctamundo Chef,the team that wins the next game will be saving their butts from elimination,so make it count. Mondo,I know I banned you before,but since this is the tiebreaker I'll cut you some slack" he smiled,giving him a thumbs up. Mondo leapt off the bleachers punching the air, "Woo! Bout fuckin time I got into the action" he cheered. This time there was no organisation whatsoever,as campers took turns going on and off the court. However,that was all except for one. Byakuya stood at the Bass bleachers, "Let's move it people, a little effort out there". The other Bass that were thrown out looked at him,slightly annoyed. "Y'know you'll have to play eventually too,right?" Nagito asked. "Yes,we can't come last" Gonta nodded. Byakuya crossed his arms, "Trust me,I'll step out eventually" he grumbled.

"We've got them all on the ropes,I'm sure they'll go down soon enough" Kirumi panted,jumping aside to dodge an incoming ball. "Obviously we'll win with the golden haired girl genius on the team" Miu laughed,before being hit in the stomach. "Oh no,looks like you're out,and right when we needed you too" said Kokichi. "I can't tell if that was a lie or not" Mikan whispered to Kazuichi,who shrugged off the dumb question.

CONFESSIONAL START

Kazuichi: Things really aren't looking good. Don't get me wrong,the other team seems to be losing players,but we're essentially on our last legs.

CONFESSIONAL END

The game raged on,as swear words were exchanged,injuries occured and Byakuya's arms stayed crossed. Eventually everyone had been sent out from the Bass and Gophers,except for Kazuichi who remained on the Gophers,Mondo on the Bass and Byakuya who was yet to play for the Bass. "Looks like we're down to three players. God,I wonder who's gonna win" Chris laughed. Mondo smirked and tossed a ball in his hand, "You're goin down Rose Quartz" he laughed. "Did you seriously just make a Steven Universe reference?" Toko asked,rolling her eyes. Mondo's face went red, "What? No...Maybe...So?" he stammered.

CONFESSIONAL START

Mondo: I swear to god I don't watch that shit,I only know the show because one of the guys in the gang is a bit...uh...heterosexual for the same gender.

Toko: *laughs* He t-totally watches Steven Universe in his s-spare time.

CONFESSIONAL END

Kazuichi looked nervous as the looked at the looming leather-jacketed figure in front of him. "You can do it Kazuichi!" Fujisaki called out. "Yeah,you'll totally get him" Kokichi laughed."Just knock him out and win already" Byakuya scoffed. Mondo glanced at him, "Shut up man,I'll get hi-" he started,before feeling something hit his foot. He looked down to see a rubber ball had knocked into his shoe. "Wha!" he stuttered,looking over at Kazuichi. Chef blew his whistle and pointed to Mondo, "Hair stylist,off the court!" he yelled. Mondo was in shock,but didn't say a word as he quietly sat down on the edge of the bleachers away from the other Bass members. "W-wait...did I win?" Kazuichi asked,looking at Chris. Chris tapped his chin, "Well,Byakuya still has to play,but if he forfits then you dudes will win today's challenge" he explained. "Well obviously he'll play" said Celeste,looking at him. "I think not,I'm not in the mood for getting hot and sweaty when there's no chance of winning" said Byakuya, "I never thought I would ever say this in my life,but I admit defeat" he said,turning on his heels and leaving the dodgeball court.

The court was in dead silence,as no one uttered a word. Eventually the silence was broken when Chris turned to Kazuichi and said, "Looks like you win dude". The Gophers quickly began cheering, and rushed over to Kazuichi and lifted him into the air as they walked out of court. Chris then turned to the Bass, "This was quite a shocker,but it looks like you guys have bitten the dust for the first time. I'll see you dudes and dudettes at the bonfire later tonight" he laughed, "Hey Chef,you up for a game of Wii Sports?" he asked Chef as the two left the court. The Bass were left sitting on the bleachers,looking at their members. "You guys should just send me home" Mondo muttered, "It's my fault we lost". Ishimaru stood up and patted the biker on the back, "Don't worry,the person to blame will be walking off of this island tonight" he said. He stood up and turned to everyone else, "As for the rest of you,go about your day and remember to place your votes in time" he ordered. Himiko looked at him, "Who made you the grand leader?" she asked. Ishimaru looked down, "I made myself leader. And I shall remain in this position unless there are any objections?" he said. "I object!" said Himiko, "We should have someone magic as our leader" she explained. "Did you forget that Tanaka is on the other team?" Nagito sniggered. Himiko rolled her eyes, "I was talking about me" she muttered.

Later that night,the Bass found themselves sitting around the bonfire as Chris walked over with a plate of marshmallows. "Killer Bass,welcome one and all to your first of potentially many bonfire ceremonies. As you can see there are ten marshmallows on this plate,despite the fact eleven of you sit before me. If I call your name you may claim a marshmallow and stay on the island for another day" he explained. Looking at the campers,he began listing who was safe. "Tonight,the campers who wil remain campers are;

Leon,

Hagakure,

Ishimaru,

Nagito,

Himiko,

Celeste,

Toko,

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and Gonta" he finished,as the nine campers poked sticks through their marshmallows. Mondo and Byakuya were left sitting on their stumps,holding their sticks,with Byakuya smirking and Mondo looking disapointed with himself (an odd sight considering how macho he normally acted). "Okay boys,this right here is the last marshmallow of the evening. Tonight,one of you will remain. And that camper is...

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Mondo" Chris smiled,tossing a marshmallow to the biker,who was in shock (along with Byakuya). "What are you kidding me?" Byakuya yelled, "You can't be serious". "Yeah,this is a mistake,right?" Mondo asked. Chris shook his head, "Not all Vin Diesel,you get to stay another day". He then turned to Byakuya, "As for you,the dock of shame awaits". Byakuya looked around at his former teammates,utterely speachless. "What are you still standing there for? You have lost,have you not?" Celeste asked him. Byakuya eventually regained his senses and glared at everyone, "Ugh,whatever. I'm out of here" he grumbled as he walked down to the dock of shame and left for good. "Alrighty Killer Bass,I gotta take off and do important famous people stuff none of you would understand" he chuckled,walking away. "You still seem amazed that we kept you with us" said Celeste. Mondo looked at her, "I mean,yeah. I was sure I fucked up for us". Leon looked at him, "You did lose to a scrawny mechanic,but that lazy shit cost us the real,not you" he explained. "Besides,he wasn't as strong or handsome" Ishimaru laughed. Everyone looked at him,some laughing and some confused.

CONFESSIONAL START

Ishimaru: Hmm,I guess that was out loud rather than in my head.

Mondo: I gotta bust out the big guns next time. If I make us lose again I can gaurentee I won't get another chance.

CONFESSIONAL END

"Well that was an... "interesting" end to today,to say the least" said Chris,sitting in a hairdressers chair, "Who'll be losing the next challenge? Who will be embarassed world wide? And what the heck was Ishimaru saying about Mondo being hot? Find out next time,on Total! Drama! Island!".

(Coyler's Note: Man,sorry if this wasn't the greatest chapter of them all,but I'll try make chapter 4 better if I can. Also,sorry to all you Byakuya fans but his time was up,however with him leaving it means I can focus on a character relationship. You probably know who it is,but I won't say who it is right now. Coyler,out!)