(Or "Got To Be Surreal")
"WELL THE LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, THE ROLLER DISCO COMPETITION HAD JUST STARTED, AND ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD BEGUN SKATING WITH EVERYONE ELSE, INCLUDING THOSE NEFARIOUS NOGOODNIKS BORIS AND NATASHA..."
("Good Times" by Chic plays)
"Good times
These are the good times
Leave your cares behind
These are the good times"
Rocky jumped high into the air and glided a bit, spinning around and then landing perfectly. Bullwinkle was having a bit of trouble skating, but Rocky was able to hold him up.
"I gotcha', buddy!" Rocky replied.
"Thanks, Rock!" Bullwinkle continued skating.
"Happy days are here again
The time is right for makin' friends
Let's get together, how 'bout a quarter to ten?
Come tomorrow, let's all do it again"
"Ready Natasha?!" Boris asked.
"Ready, dollink..." Natasha replied. "Ees booger time.."
"Uh, I sink ju mean "boogie time"?" Boris replied. "Amerikan peoples be sayink "boogie" ven dey mean dance, and booger ees—"
"Ees vat I say, Boris, dollink!" Natasha replied. "Ees time for boo-ger! Dancink!"
Both he and Natasha, while skating, tossed their respective bombs directly at Rocky and Bullwinkle, who easily avoided them (without actually knowing they were there).
"Huh." Bullwinkle said, finally noticing the bombs. "Must be a bowlin' alley nearby..."
"Boys will be boys, better let them have their toys
Girls will be girls, cute pony tails and curls
Must put an end, to this stress and strife
I think I want to live the sporting life"
(*KABOOMSKY!*)
Half the disco-skaters had been literally blown out of the skating rink. Boris and Natasha lobbed more bombs at Rocky and Bullwinkle, but every single time they continued to miss them.
"Wow!" Bullwinkle exclaimed. "This song is seriously explosive!"
"Good times
These are the good times
Leave your cares behind
These are the good times"
"ONCE THE SONG WAS OVER, ABOUT HALF THE COMPETITION HAD LITERALLY BEEN TAKEN OUT, LEAVING ONLY THE OTHER PEOPLE, ALONG WITH BULLWINKLE, ROCKY, AND BORIS AND NATASHA."
"You did great out there, Rock!" Bullwinkle patted Rocky on the back.
"Aw, shucks." Rocky replied. "You too, Bullwinkle!"
"MEANWHILE, BORIS AND NATASHA WEREN'T FEELING SO PROUD..."
"—RASKOLNIKOV!" Boris exclaimed. "Ve almost got em'!"
"Don't vorry at all, dollink." Natasha replied. "Ees not ower till fat lady sing."
"WELL, WHO KNOWS WHAT BORIS AND NATASHA WILL BE UP TO THIS TIME? WILL THEY BURN, BABY BURN ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE? WILL ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE COME OUT ON TOP? AND I'M STILL WONDERING HOW THE HECK THEY'RE GONNA USE THE POWER OF THE DISCO DUCK TO RULE THE WORLD?! BE WITH US AFTER THIS BREAK, FOR "I'm your Boogie Moose", OR, "A Moose After Midnight!"!"