Chapter 2
THE EMAILS
Jennie
Subject: Manhattan Publisher Seeks Executive Assistant
So…I'm pretty sure this job listing is for that "sexy" CEO we sometimes see on all the tabloids!
You should definitely apply for this. You'd be perfect.
Check out the attachment below.
Your bestie,
Jisoo
—-—Forwarded Message——-
High level executive at Manoban Publishing seeks a highly competent and professional executive assistant. Requirements and salary package attached via pdf below. Send resume(s) and contact information to Bambam..
—Bachelor's degree from an accredited college institution (master's preferred)
—A minimum of five (5) years experience working for high level corporate executive
—Passion for literature
—Ability to work under high stress and for at least 50-60 hours a week
—Ability to draft error-free press releases and PR copy at a moment's notice
Salary @ManobanPublishing.pdf
Subject: Re: Manhattan Publisher Seeks Executive Assistant
It can't be. There's no way someone like that would post a job like this on Craigslist, is there? And at that huge of a salary range?!! O.M.G!
Wait. I thought she was the "naughty" CEO? Isn't that what they call her?
Your bestie,
Jennie
PS—I definitely applied.
Subject: Re: Re: Manhattan Publisher Seeks Executive Assistant
"Naughty." "Sexy." Same thing. And who knows? Maybe she's desperate?
According to Page Six and her former EA, she can't keep an assistant for more than two months at a time. She claims she was "really demanding" and asked her to do "hard labor."
Then again, I'm sure the real reason no women last around her is because they're all distracted by how big her cock is.
(If you get hired, please find out how big it is. Do it for me, at least.)
Your bestie,
Jisoo
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Manhattan Publisher Seeks Executive Assistant
The Bambam guy from the ad just called me and told me to be at Manoban Publishing next Friday for an interview. AN. INTERVIEW!
Wish me luck!
Your bestie,
Jennie
Subject: Did you get the job?
Haven't heard anything from you in two weeks! The two of us aren't that busy these days and you stay right across the hall! What gives?
Did you meet Lisa Manoban during the interview?
Your bestie (Do we really have to continue signing off like this on every email like we're still teenagers?)
Jisoo
Subject: Re: Did you get the job?
Sorry, I've been swamped with some massive reading and pre-research. (Don't ask.) But yes! I got hired On. The. Spot! The Bambam guy (Manoban's advisor) even doubled the initial salary offer in the middle of our negotiations.
I didn't technically get to "see" Ms. Manoban until this morning when I went to officially sign the paperwork and I lie to you not, the woman is the sexiest I've ever seen in my life. Hands down.
She made me wet after she shook my hand and said the words, "Welcome to my company, Jennie." That's honestly all it took…
Sexy as ever or not, I'm determined to last way longer than all of her other assistants. She can't be that bad, right?
Your bestie (Yes. It's tradition to sign off like this ),
Jennie