Tales of Ed Edd Eddy: Big Vesperia Trouble
Chapter 3
The Eds were still in this new dimension as they were helping Hanks shove some water out of a fountain
Man how much water is in this fountain? Eddy said
Patience Eddy it may seem like a lot but we have to keep going. Edd said
Take out the water. Take out the water. Ed said
See? Ed's having so much fun. Edd said
Of course he would. Eddy said
Come on Eddy we're doing a good thing here. Edd said
What's good about taking water out of a fountain? Eddy said
We could get something special. Edd said
Special? Like what? Eddy said
A reward. Edd said
Did you say reward? Eddy said
Yes. Edd said
Reward as in...money? Eddy said
Again Eddy there's no money it's just gald. Edd said
Money gald it's the same thing. Eddy said
So are you going to behave and help these people? Edd said
If it means getting a reward then you bet. Eddy said
Perfect now let's keep going. Edd said
Yeah let's start shoving. Eddy said
Water shoving is fun. Ed said
A few minutes later
The Eds were still shoving water out of the fountain
Okay again how much water is in this fountain? Eddy said
Relax Eddy we have to keep going. Edd said
Yeah but it's taking forever. Eddy said
Eddy please these people need our help. Edd said
Yeah well i need help too. Eddy said
Double D i'm getting tired. Ed said
Do you hear that Sock-Head? Ed's getting tired. Eddy said
Yeah Double D i want to take a break. Ed said
Don't worry Ed we're almost done. Edd said
I hope so. Ed said
While the Eds were busy shoving water out of the fountain a purple long haired man appeared
We've got to seal it off somehow! Hanks said
What's going on? Any sunken treasure down there? the purple long haired man said
Yeah, but you're late so i'm not sharing. the man said
Hah hah. How nice. the purple long haired man said
Hey, it's sink or swim in this world. Looks like that blue-hooded mage we hired to fix the blastia left the job half done. the man said
Glad you could find the time to stop by, Yuri! Hanks said
Take it easy with the water sports, old man. You're not getting any younger. Yuri said
You're up next. Not afraid of a little water, i hope. Hanks said
Yikes. Yuri said
Come on put your backs into it! Heave, ho! Heave... Hanks said
Yuri then began to shove some water along with the other people in town
Hanks is really going at it. Yuri said
He feels responsible. He's the one who pushed the people to get the money together for the repairs. the man said
And now he's the one who's all wet. It's not Hanks' fault that mage did a two-bit repair job though. Yuri said
That's true. He even parted with his wife's keepsake to help raise the money. the man said
Yuri then stopped shoving water and went to take a look at the center of the fountain and saw a hole where the blastia core used to be
Hey. Yuri! If you're not gonna help out, stand clear! This is dangerous! Hanks said
Hanks, did you see the blastia core anywhere? You know, that shiny piece in the center. Yuri said
Huh?...is it gone? Hanks said
Yeah. The blastia won't work with the core missing. That aristocrat who came to do the repairs was the last person to touch the blastia, right? Yuri said
That's right, a Mr. Mordio. Hanks said
And he lives in the royal quarter? Yuri said
Yeah, so? Forget about that Yuri, give us a hand here! Hanks said
Sorry Hanks, i just remembered an errand i've gotta run. Yuri said
Yuri started to walk as he needed to go to the royal quarter to find Mr. Mordio
Hey, wait just a minute! Hanks said
Yuri stopped and listened to what Hanks had to say
You're not seriously thinking about going to Mr. Mordio's place are ya? Hanks said
The royal quarter? Me? I wouldn't be caught dead in a place like that. It gives me the creeps. Yuri said
Yuri wait. Hanks said
Look Hanks i really gotta go. Yuri said
I know but if you really are going i got some people you should be taking care of. Hanks said
Some people? Yuri said
Come on in boys. Hanks said
Yuri turned and saw three boys walking in
Are they your kids Hanks? Yuri said
No they just recently came here. Hanks said
Okay...so why should i be taking care of them? Yuri said
Because they want to have a look around town? Hanks said
They want a tour? Yuri said
In a manner of speaking yes. Hanks said
Again why? Yuri said
Look just do it. Hanks said
Fine i'll do it. Yuri said
Perfect. Hanks said
Hey gramps who is this guy? the short boy said
This is Yuri Lowell. He's a friend of mine. Hanks said
He looks very handsome. the sock boy said
And cool. the tall boy said
Yeah i know i'm handsome and cool. Anyway you already my name now who are you guys? Yuri said
I'm Ed. Ed said
My name is Edd but everyone calls me Double D. Edd said
I'm Eddy. Eddy said
Nice to meet you all. Yuri said
Alright Yuri make you take care of them. Hanks said
I will. Anyway i gotta go. Come on guys. Yuri said
We're going on an adventure Eddy. Ed said
Yeah i know Ed. Eddy said
Yuri along with the Eds then left to go to the royal quarter
Damn it, Yuri...just because you can do a few tricks with that bodhi blastia, you think you're invincible. Oh well...i just hope those boys are okay. And here's to hoping he doesn't do anything crazy... Hanks said
He always seems to cause problems when the lower quarter's involved. the man said
Even the knights have started keeping an eye on him... Hanks said
Well, it's just an average day for Yuri. I'm sure he'll be fine. the man said
A few more minutes later
The Eds were now traveling with Yuri into town
So you guys just came into town recently? Yuri said
Yes we have. Edd said
Interesting. Yuri said
So you and this Hanks fellow are friends? Edd said
Yeah we've known each other for a long time. Yuri said
I see. Edd said
Why are you going to the lower quarter anyway? Eddy said
I'm looking for a blue-hooded mage who was fixing the blastia core. Yuri said
Are you trying to get candy? Ed said
Candy? No i'm trying to get the blastia he stole. Yuri said
He stole a blastia? Edd said
Yeah he did and i'm trying to find him and get it back. Yuri said
Why would he steal a blastia? Eddy said
I don't know Eddy but we need to get it back. Edd said
You're friend's right if we don't get that blastia back the center of town's gonna overflow. Yuri said
We're suppose to go to the lower quarter right? Eddy said
Yeah that's the plan. Yuri said
Okay then let's go find this guy and get back the blastia. Eddy said
That's the spirit Eddy. Edd said
Oh boy oh boy. Ed said happily
Man you guys are cool. Yuri said
No you are the cool person, Mr. Yuri. Ed said
Just call me Yuri. Mr. sounds old. Yuri said
Okay Yuri. Ed said
Shouldn't we be going gentlemen? Edd said
Right let's go. Yuri said
Before the Eds and Yuri could head to the royal quarter a strange man from inside called out to them
You all there! You all there! Are you aware of the serious events going on in the world? the man from inside said
Did you say something Sock-Head? Eddy said
No i didn't say anything Eddy. Edd said
Ed did you...? Eddy said
It wasn't me Eddy. Ed said
I didn't say anything either. Yuri said
Then who did? Eddy said
Over here! Right here! I'm the Wonder Reporter! the man from inside said
They turned to the man who is talking inside
Can we help you? Edd said
No i just need a moment of your time. Also i'm bringing you the articles about what matters most, every day! the Wonder Reporter said
Uh can it wait we're kinda in a hurry. Eddy said
Don't worry it won't take long. the Wonder Reporter said
Okay what is it? Yuri said
Do you read the newspaper in the morning? Cup of coffee? Donut? What? You don't? That just won't do! the Wonder Reporter said
This guy's taking forever. Come on guys let's go. Eddy said
Yeah good idea. Yuri said
Very well. Edd said
Okay. Ed said
Before they could leave the Wonder Reporter yelled out to them
No wait please just listen. I'm begging you. the Wonder Reporter said
Okay then hurry up already. Eddy said
Alright alright. Anyway what epic thing has transpired today? You'll never believe it! You can read it whenever, wherever, and with no effort at all! Yes it's the Wonder Log! Put it to good use. the Wonder Reporter said
That's it? Eddy said
Yup that's it. Goodbye. the Wonder Reporter said
Lame. Eddy said
Let's just keep going. Yuri said
I agree. Edd said
The Eds and Yuri are now on their way to the royal quarter to find the blue-hooded mage and getting the blastia back stay tuned
TO BE CONTINUED