Bottle Scene
Fidget: *After he stuffed Olivia into a bottle* See how you like that. *Blows raspberry, but his tongue gets stuck, causing Olivia to bang on the bottle with laughter* HELP! My tongue is stuck!
*Ratigan walks over by Fidget*
Ratigan: Is there any reason why his tongue is stuck? *Rubs and pats gently on Fidget's back*
Director: Okay, who put superglue on the bottle?
Crew member (Apologetically): It was me.
Director: How dare you! Do you want me to fire you?
Crew member: No, sir. I promise I won't do it again.
Director: Alright, moving on, folks!
Flaversham and Fidget fight
*Fidget breaks through the window, laughing with a painted face and glued whiskers*
*Audience laughs*
Fidget (Confused): What? What's so funny? Livy!
The list
Ratigan: You didn't forget anything?
*Fidget stares off into space*
Ratigan: *Nudging Fidget to get his attention* Fidget, it's your turn to speak.
Fidget: Oh, what's my line again? I forgot. *Laughs*
Director: Let's try this scene again.
Fidget (Relieved): Yes!
Toby, Basil, Olivia, and Dawson discover Fidget
*Fidget grabs his bag, but his list doesn't drop and the audience laughs*
Fidget: Hmm…Why isn't the list dropping?
Director: Who glued his hand to the list?
Olivia: Not me.
Basil: It certainly wasn't me.
Dawson: Me, either.
Toby (Shaking his head): Mm, mm.
Crew member: It was an accident! I swear!
Director: Don't worry, Fidget. We'll take care of your hand.
Fidget: Thanks.
Basil complains about Ratigan
*As Basil tells his story about Ratigan, Fidget sits upstairs, listening in in curiosity until he gets his head stuck between the bars*
Fidget: Ow! Help! I'm stuck! Get me out!
Basil: Fidget, what in Heaven's name…
Fidget: Just get me out! My head's stuck! It won't go through! Somebody help! Please!
*Ratigan, behind him, pulls him out and picks him up*
Ratigan: Are you ready for bed, Fidget?
*Fidget says nothing, but nods and falls sleep*
Ratigan: He just gets adventurous at this time of night soon after he finishes his nightly routine and before heading to bed. *Looks down at the sleeping bat* Don't you?
*Fidget snores*
Basil: Well, we mustn't wake him up then.
*Fidget kicks and laughs*
Olivia: You may as well be going then.
*Ratigan walks away*
Ratigan (To Fidget, gently in a baby voice): You go to bed, okay? Bed.
Toby Chases Felicia
*Toby chases Felicia until he pounces on her*
*Felicia looks at him as if he wanted to eat her*
Toby: Felicia, be a good kitty before I eat you or I'll give you a potchy! *Spanks Felicia*
Felicia: I will! I will!
Ratigan's plan
*As Ratigan rambles on and on about how he is going to kill Basil and Dawson, Fidget gestures towards the record player, only to discover that his wings were written "For Flight" with a permanent marker*
Fidget (Irritated): Darn it, Livy!
A visitor
*Door knocks*
Basil (In annoyance): Who could that be?
*Dawson opens the door and Fidget is shown outside*
Basil: Fidget! Go away!
Fidget: I'm cold.
Dawson: *Turning to Basil* He's cold and he looks ashamed of what he's done.
Basil (With a defeated sigh): Alright, fine. Bring him in.
Dawson (Warmly to Fidget): Warm yourself by the fire.
*Fidget lies down next to the fire as Dawson covers him with a blanket. Fidget yawns, falls asleep, and snores*
Dawson: Looks like everything is going to turn out alright after all.
Basil: Let's hope so.
After Olivia's story
*Fidget sits up on top of the green chair on the right in the living room and tips over along with it*
Fidget: TIMBERRRRRR! *Falls and everyone gasps* I'm okay.
*Basil, Dawson, and Olivia let out a sigh of relief as Fidget gets up, brushing himself off*