"Augh!" Deadpool groaned. "A show about Baby Shark. What was Nickelodeon thinking?!"
"I know, chum." The Mask agreed. "However, we're playing a game Poofesure rages at a lot."
"Actually, Calamity and Beeper are playing that game." Deadpool replied. "Let's a-begin!"
It was time for the next big game night.
"Hey Earl, Tony is working part time at a bar." Chudd informed.
"I have heard that, Chudd buddy." Earl replied.
"Where's Sherri with that phone?" Jerri asked.
Sherri came with a house phone.
"I got it." She informed. "And the number for the bar."
"Awesome." Terry replied.
"Say, shouldn't our newbie be here?" Burping Herbert spoke out.
"Somebody page me?" A voice spoke out.
The voice belonged to Squidward Tentacles.
"I just moved here three days ago." He informed. "I had to get away from Bikini Bottom, as well as that sponge and sea star."
"Looks like you've been through a lot." A voice replied to him.
The other voice was Slappy Squirrel.
"You don't know the half of it." Squidward replied.
"Everybody, le' doors are opening!" The Mask announced.
After the doors were unlocked, everyone was inside almost immediately.
"Hey Calamity!" Deadpool called. "Can't tell if you're in luck or not, because you're playing Wii Party with Little Beeper!"
"Seriously?" Calamity replied.
"Fitting." Buster informed. "Well, I haven't played a game with Babsy yet. I guess some special someone's aren't fit for much attention."
"Hey, a lot of people love their special someone's." Calamity replied.
"Awwwwwww." Little Beeper cooed, hugging him. "Calamy..."
"Let's play the game." Calamity quickly replied.
As the Wii U was getting booted up, Squidward was sharing his backstories with Slappy.
"Honestly, it felt like SpongeBob was completely obsessed with me." He informed. "I had to get away from him and Patrick for good. I even found a better job here rather than working at the Krusty Krab."
"Yeah, you don't need to worry about that little yellow freak anymore." Slappy replied.
Meanwhile, Rita's three siblings were dialling the number of the bar Tony was working for. The bar had a lot of Skatoony characters like Bradzilla, Princess Nebula, Rudolph, Dabs Looman, Atilla the Hun, Matilda, and others.
"Hello?" Tony answered.
"Yes, I'm looking for Miss Keebals, first name Dawn." Sherri informed.
"Hold on, I'll check." Tony replied. "Dawn Keebals! Phone call for Dawn Keebals! Come on, is there any Dawn Keebals here?"
"Find a donkey to find some!" Dabs replied.
The Skatoony characters started laughing.
"Oh, wait a minute." Tony snarled. "Listen here, you little pus puddle! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna pull your spine out of your ass, and beat you with it!"
The three foxes were laughing hysterically.
"Who were you three calling?" Rita's Mom asked.
"Uhh, we were calling nobody, mom." Terry nervously replied.
"So, should we just go all out?" Calamity asked.
"You mean select master difficulty?" Little Beeper asked.
"Uh huh." Calamity replied.
They selected master difficulty, showing the two miis to be Lucia and Matt.
"Quite a line-up." Little Beeper complimented.
The first minigame was Jumbo Jump. At the end Lucia and Matt got 415 meters, Calamity got 440 meters, and Little Beeper got 500 meters.
"How did you get so far?!" Calamity exclaimed.
"I've been practising." Little Beeper replied.
Meanwhile, the three young foxes called the bar again.
"Hello, I'm looking for Mr Wun, first name Alpha, middle name Kenny." Jerri informed.
"I'll check." Tony replied. "Alpha Kenny Wun! Alpha Kenny Wun! Does anybody here know Alpha Kenny Wun?!"
The Skatoony characters were laughing hard.
"Aw come on!" Tony exclaimed. "Look here, you little barf sack, when I find out who you are, I'm gonna strangle you with your own lower intestines!"
The three foxes were laughing more hysterically than last time.
"Alright, you three are calling somebody!" Rita's Mom informed.
"Uhh, it's a wrong number!" Terry nervously replied.
Meanwhile, the next minigame was Space Race, which Little Beeper won after twenty seconds.
"It's all in the technique." She informed.
"Well, let's see how you do in Lofty Leap." Calamity replied.
In the end, Little Beeper got first place again by getting 499 meters.
"Do you play this game in your sleep?!" Calamity exclaimed.
"Not exactly." Little Beeper replied. "Also, I know what I'm hoping we could play is next."
After avoiding the volcano, then landing on a plus four, it was Calamity's go, who rolled a double six, then another six.
"Huh, lucky me." He laughed.
The next minigame was Cry Babies.
"I was hoping this would be the next game." Little Beeper informed. "I'll show you why."
Little Beeper was rocking the Wii remote to the rhythm perfectly.
"Let me guess, you practised with this game too." Calamity replied.
"Actually, Rabbity & Foxy let me practise with Tanya." Little Beeper replied.
She then proceeded to whisper sweetly to him:
"It'll be perfect for when we have our own kids."
Calamity's face turned red at Beeper's remark.
Meanwhile, the three young foxes called Tony's bar once again.
"Yes, I'm looking for my wife." Terry informed in a fake voice. "Her last name is Normous, first name Mai, middle name Dixie."
"Let me look for you." Tony replied. "Hey, does anybody here know Mai Dixie Normous? Mai Dixie Normous? Hey everybody, Mai Dixie Normous!"
The Skatoony characters started laughing harder than they laughed before. The additional laughter from the three young foxes caused Rita's Mom to hear everything.
"Now I know you're talking to someone!" She exclaimed.
She started listening to the phone.
"You little shit nugget!" Tony yelled. "If I ever get a hold of you, I'll amputate your legs one by one, then ram them in your ears!"
"You'll do what?!" Rita's Mom snarled.
"Uhh, who is this?" Tony nervously asked.
"The real question is who are you, and why are you threatening my cubs?!" Rita's Mom demanded.
"Ma'am, I think it was your cubs who were prank calling me." Tony replied.
"Prank calling?" Rita's Mom replied. "Is that what you were dialling for?!"
The three foxes looked nervous.
Meanwhile, Little Beeper was at the top with a golden dice block, only to roll a three and a two, getting a five.
"I really thought I had it there." She said.
Calamity, who was in second, rolled up to the end with a nine, then rolled a six.
"Looks like I won." Calamity informed.
Little Beeper took Calamity's hand, and lead him to a part of the Town Hall.
"Time for me to reward the winner." She informed.
The song Hopelessly Devoted To You by Grease was playing as Little Beeper was slow dancing with Calamity.
Guess mine is not the first heart broken
My eyes are not the first to cry
I'm not the first to know
There's just no getting over you
I know I'm just a fool who's willing
To sit around and wait for you
But baby, can't you see there's nothing else for me to do?
I'm hopelessly devoted to you
But now there's nowhere to hide
Since you pushed my love aside
I'm out of my head
Hopelessly devoted to you
Hopelessly devoted to you
Hopelessly devoted to you
My head is sayin', "Fool, forget him"
My heart is sayin', "Don't let go
Hold on to the end", that's what I intend to do
I'm hopelessly devoted to you
But now there's no way to hide
Since you pushed my love aside
I'm outta my head
Hopelessly devoted to you
Hopelessly devoted to you
Hopelessly devoted to you
"I've had the time of my life." She whispered to him afterwards before nuzzling him affectionately.
"Don't they look happy?" Squidward informed.
"Yeah." Slappy agreed. "That's nice for them."
"Aunt Slappy, who is that talking squid?" Skippy asked.
"This is Squidward." Slappy replied. "My new friend. He just moved to this strange town."
See you all next time.