(HI FANS I forgot about this because i have been busy with school but now im basically done doing all of that and I know people really need some escape during the plage so I AM HERE FOR YOU. Haters are Hamimoney THANKS FOR READIN)
Dear diry,
I can;t believe i got pregnot the first time I ever touched a penis!? ugh when Ron finds out about this he is going to DIE and I will DIE TOO because how can I live without him? I guess we will have to haunt this castle together that would be really great and sexy wait maybe thats the way to go? Hmmm I thout...is this the way to become a princess in my relm? Will Our baby= Have three legs?! it will probably average horse legs then human. math is the worst science.
I walked into dark arts class looking AMAZINM as usual. everytjon looked at me like wow who is thios amazing babe? it was me lol. Anyway TONY STARK IS OUR TEACHER?! he is kind of hot for a dad guy he could maybe call me to babysit his dog he looks like he would have a dog but it would probably have idiot powers like barking really loud and breaking stuff with loud barking wow thats fucking LAME!11 anyway so he was telling us all about how to fight evil guys and RON WAS ATRING AT ME? did he know i eas with childs? ugh i hope not i am NOT READY TO TELL HIM! That big hair bitch was also looking at me she broke her pencil she was os jealous lol stay mad hater.
then tony stork looked at me right in the eys and said "I have never been happier to see such a beautiful flower in my class" ! WHAT!? he had real live stepdad energy and my gut britboypony was neighing in approval! what would i do?
-to be continued11`-