Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters besides Tina. I'll return them to JE when I'm finished. Still wishing I could keep Ranger.
Chapter 4
Pranks, Fluff, and just a lot of laughs. Hope you enjoy.
Steph POV:
"Are we really going to do this?" Big Dog asked.
"You backing out?" I asked him. He shook his head.
"Then we're doing this. You know Tina's Schedule? You know Morelli's. We're doing this." I said.
"It'll take a day to get everything ready." Lester said.
"Tomorrow is Tuesday, which means she'll be getting her nails done with her friends and going to the country club."
"How the hell did you score this girl?" Ram said.
"She's attracted to guys in uniform." He shrugged. "Let me call Carl real quick. He'll get me his roaster."
Big Dog stood from the booth dialing a number and walked outside. Les leaned back in the booth and smiled. "This is going to be fun."
"Your helping right boss?" Ram asked.
"You think I would leave my wife to do this with you fools?" Carlos asked. I smiled and kissed his neck. "So sweet."
Carlos shook his head at being called sweet. Big Dog walked back in and slid back into the booth. "Alright. He's working a double. We can do it tonight and Tina tomorrow."
"What's your schedule?" Ram asked.
"I have tomorrow off." He said grinning.
"Looks like we're going to have to speed up the timeline. Joe normally comes home and eats around six. He leaves at eight. He'll be home at six tomorrow morning. This should give us enough time to get it done." I said. They all nodded and agreed.
"Let's meet at seven tonight. Les, Ram surveillance on Morelli's place. Start it at five. Ram, Les you two will be on standby." I said. This got nods.
"Alright. Carlos I'm going to go with Les and hunt down everything we need. I'll meet you back at home by four." I said. "Ram go back to the office and get ready. Big Dog well you just get ready."
We all slid out of the booth and Carlos dropped some money on the table to cover the meal. He walked me out and pulled me too him. "I love you babe. I'll see you back at the office." He said against my lips.
"I love you too Carlos." I said softly. I pulled away and he gave me the keys for the turbo. I grinned and slid in. He buckled me and kissed me softly before getting in the SUV with Ram.
Lester slid into the passenger's seat. "So Beautiful where we heading first?"
I grinned. "We need to get the itching powder and Dye. I know just the place."
Hours later we pulled into the garage at Rangeman. "I'll see you later beautiful. Need to get ready for surveillance." He said. I grinned.
I carried the bags upstairs to the penthouse. Carlos was upstairs and fresh out of the shower. He stood in the kitchen, only in a pair of black cargo pants. His chest was bare and his hair wet. A few drops of water had fallen from his hair and were gliding across his chest. I dropped the bags in the foyer and he turned to look at me with a smirk.
"How long do we have?" I asked him.
"About three hours before we need to get dressed."
"Want to take another shower?" I purred. I untied my dress letting it fall to the ground and started towards the bedroom. I heard him come up behind me and sling me over his shoulder.
"Playing with Fire babe." He growled in my ear. He set me on the ground and kissed me, hard and desperate.
"Burn me batman." I moaned in his ear. He set me on the counter and pulled my wedges off. I unbuttoned his pants and let them fall to the floor. I moaned and took him into my hand. He let his forehead fall against my shoulder as I stroked him, tight and squeezing him with each motion. He thrust into my hand before pulling away.
He nipped at my neck before wrapping my legs around his waist and thrusting into me. I was already ready for him. He carried me to the shower and slid the door open starting the water. He felt so good inside me, stretching me. I wiggled and he growled stepping into the steaming water. He drove me into the wall with a thrust making me gasp.
Hours later I rushed to get into a set of black clothes. I put a blond wig on and put on a beanie to cover it. Needed a disguise and didn't need someone to recognize my curls. Carlos shook his head when he saw me.
"Let's go." I said.
We were sitting in the SUV with Big Dog, Les, and Ram when Joe left. We gave it about ten minutes before everyone got out but Ram. He was gonna be our lookout.
After jumping the back fence, everyone pulled on gloves and we got in through the sliding glass door Joe never locked. Carlos shook his head. Bob met us at the back door and plowed into me. I scratched behind his ears and let him out the back door.
"Alright let's do this." I said. Big Dog grinned.
I jogged upstairs to the bathroom with one of the bags of goodies. First I turned on the light and handed Carlos the bag. I picked up Joe's body wash which was about a three quarters full. I dumped out a third of what was in there before pouring their Nair in. I shook it up and placed it back in the corner of his bathtub. Next came the shampoo and conditioner.
I poured in the pink hair die, that was permanent. Once that was shook up I replaced his straight razor with a dull one. Next I pulled out his stash of condoms from under the sink and dumped them into a trash bag. I replaced them with XXXL Magnums which were incredibly too big for Joe. Joe wore large Trojan's. Carlos rolled his eyes.
I shut off the light in the bathroom. In the bedroom Lester was lightly dusting the sheets and pillow covers in itching powder. Big Dog was coating all the insides of his shirts. We had replaced all of his underwear with pairs that were too small and only in girly colors, some with hearts on them and unicorns along with some with cartoon characters. They were also coated in itching powder.
I took a seam ripper to his to his shirts, popping two seams. Carlos helped and we did most of his pants also.
Carlos and I made our way downstairs to the basement. Joe had recently installed an electric water heater. We disabled it, Carlos smiled at me and kissed the top of my head. I scratched Bob's head as I walked into the kitchen. I replaced his regular coffee with Jalapeno Coffee. I mixed salt into his sugar.
Big dog had replaced all of his flavored lube with spicy flavors but also mixed in a chemical that would Dye in his skin. After a round of high fives we let Bob back in the house and went back the way we came.
The next day we met at nine in front of Tina's. This time we weren't dressed like commandos. This time I wore my blond wig and made myself took like Tina. We had already confirmed she left. We made our way upstairs and Carlos picked the lock. Inside was a very nice apartment no doubt paid for by Daddy. It was professionally decorated. You walked from the foyer in a large living room with a 60 inch flat screen. Then into the kitchen with granite countertops and smart appliances that looked brand new and never used. Down the hall to the right was the bathroom with a huge six foot jacuzzi and a walk in shower. She had a California king size bed and huge walk in closet. One of my apartment could almost fit in the bedroom.
We made our way inside. We had all pulled on gloves before going inside. I made my way to the bathroom. Orange dye went into her shampoo and conditioner. Big Dog said she thought Orange was a disgusting color. Itching powder went into her powder makeup.
Lester and Big Dog replaced all of her lacy underwear with granny panties. I replaced her olive oil with Vegetable oil because apparently she hated vegetable oil. Carlos helped me balance eggs on the seal of the refrigerator door so that when she opened it, they would fall and break.
Lester poured X-Lax in her sparkling water. Big Dog smiled. It had been his idea. I took the seam ripper to tights that she always seemed to be wearing.
"We done here?" I asked. Big Dog grinned and pulled out a bag of cat hair.
"She's allergic." He said. He spread it over all of her sheets before tucking the bag into his pocket.
"We never speak of this." I said. Everyone nodded. Carlos and I walked down the street to the parking garage to the Turbo. He reached over and took my hand.
"We make a good team." I said.
"We've always made a good team Babe." He said. He kissed the back of my hand.
"Lunch?" I asked him. He smiled.
"Sure what do you want babe?"
"How about Shorty's?"
"Your wish is my command." He said putting the Turbo into gear.
Joe POV:
I walked inside and Bob jumped on me. I opened the back door and let him out. He did his business and came back inside. He had eaten one of the pillows off the couch but I wasn't in the mood to pick it up. I decided to take a shower before going to bed. I stripped down and tossed my clothes into the hamper. I started the shower and turned on the hot water. Only none came out. It was freezing cold. I wrapped a towel around my waist and went into the basement. "Fuck." I growled.
The hot water heater was broken. I didn't know when and I didn't know how but it was showing an error. I would have to get a plumber out here but nobody was going to come out this early in the morning. This was fucking Ridiculous. I was told this wouldn't be a problem with this electric hot water heater. You weren't supposed to be able to run out of water. I walked back upstairs. Content to just suffer in the cold ass shower.
I poured the shampoo into my hand and scrubbed it into my hair making sure it got deep in there. I needed to get a hair cut. My hair was getting to long for even me to handle. I rinsed it out quickly before putting the conditioner in.
I grabbed my body wash and started washing my body. I closed my eyes leaning against the wall. I had pulled a double and I was tired as hell. Especially after dealing with Cupcake and her thug husband. It was all over the precinct that I had been banging Tina. I knew Big Dog would be out for blood. If he got his hands on me he was going to ring my neck. I smirked to myself as I thought about the accusations made against Cupcake and Manoso. Price had been easy to pay off. He wanted easy cash to buy dope. I had told him if he made those claims that I would let him free and give him five hundred cash so he could get his next fix and stay there for a little bit.
I stepped under the spray and started to wash off the soap. I felt something besides soap and water on my hand. I looked down to see a big chunk of my chest hair in my hand.
"Holy fucking shit! Holy fucking shit! Shit! Shit!" I washed the soap off as fast as I could but that only resulted in losing more hair. I finished washing and jumped out of the shower to inspect the damage.
I looked at myself in the mirror. "What the hell?!"
My hair was pink. Like bright ass hot pink. I ran my hands through my hair and walked into my bedroom. I went to my dresser to grab a pair of boxers and only found a bunch of kids and girly pairs. "Fuck me." I said. "Who the fuck was in my house?" I growled. I snatched up a pair of the manliest looking ones. They had Batman and Wonder Woman symbols on them. "How fucking Ironic?" I asked myself. "I bet they were the one that did this." I said to myself and slipped into bed. I woke up thirty minutes later itchy. I scratched my leg and rolled over. I woke up later and my whole body felt like one big itch. I was itching my skin raw in my sleep. I needed to get my mind off of it.
My skin was on fire. There was no way I was going to get back in the shower. I walked downstairs to the kitchen and made a pot of coffee. I grabbed the sugar and put a few spoons in the mug and then poured myself a cup and took a sip. Automatically spitting it out. I gagged. It tasted like someone had put a pepper into it and the hotest pepper they could find, not to mention it tasted like they had poured a bottle of salt into it.
I walked to my closet and grabbed a t-shirt throwing it on along with a pair of jeans and sneakers. I was going to go to the Tasty Pastry and pick up something to eat.
I jogged outside to my truck and pointed it towards the Tasty Pastry. I was standing in line and I shifted from one foot to the other. Everyone was staring at my hair. In the burg men didn't die their hair this color. I felt a cool breeze against my legs and frowned when I looked down the whole left side of my pants was open slit down the seam. I tried to hold it closed when the right side did the same.
"Fuck. Fuck. Fuck." The pants fell down anyway. I could hear the camera's clicking as the women in the bakery took pictures. I ran outside to my truck and tripped over the cuffs of my pants.
I climbed into my truck and sped from the lot. I knew Cupcake was behind this and I was going to get her. I was going to fucking get her and she wasn't going to like it.
My phone rang. "What?" I growled.
"Joe someone was in my apartment." Tina wailed over the phone.
"I don't have time for this Tina."
"No Joe. My hair is orange! Orange! My face it itchy and burning. They took my panties and and left me a bunch of Granny panties! I opened the fridge and a bunch of eggs fell and hit me. I tried to put my makeup on to go out to get my hair fixed and my face started itching and breaking out!" She cried. I rolled my eyes.
"Tina, I have and Idea who did this. I think Big Dog was involved."
"Did he find out about us?" She asked.
"Yeah baby he did. Let me stop at my house and come over. I need to borrow your shower. My hot water heater isn't working."
"Sure Joey Baby." She said.
I stopped at my house and grabbed another two sets of clothes along with a handful of condoms and lube. Maybe I could get Tina to let me fuck her while I was there.
Tina gasped when she saw me. "They got you too."
"Yeah they did." I growled. "Let me hop in the shower. Why don't you go wait for me in bed? We can have a little fun and then figure this out."
She nodded. I took a quick shower and came into the bedroom. She was already naked. "Hands and knees." I said. I felt like fucking her in the ass.
I stroked some lube onto myself and grabbed myself to help thrust into her. My dick started burning and when I looked down it was purple. Purple! "Fuck!" I yelled. I ran to the bathroom and started trying to wash it off. It wasn't going anywhere. Tina came in and her mouth dropped wide open.
"Oh my god Joey what happened to your dick?"
"I don't fucking know." I growled. "Will ya help me?"
She grabbed a handful of soap and started rubbing my dick. Any other time this would feel so good. Tina's hands and mouth were incredibly talented. It wasn't coming out and now I had soap in my dick. It was burning so bad. I rinsed it off and winced pulling her hand off.
"You should go to the emergency room." She said. I glared at her and she zipped her trap.
I watched as she scratched her face. "Who did this Joey?"
"I think it was Big Dog, Stephanie Manoso and Ranger Manoso."
"The Manoso's?" She asked. "Daddy talks about them all the time. He knew Ranger when he first started in the Army."
"Really?" I asked grinning.
"I think so." She said.
"How do you feel about getting them back?"
"They ruined my hair. What do you think?"
Carlos POV:
Babe's head was in my lap. I ran my fingers through her hair as we watched Ghost Busters. I had seen this movie so many times since I had met Babe. But she enjoyed it so I wasn't going to complain.
Her phone started going off. It was on vibrate and started bouncing all over the couch with each text. She grabbed it and opened the pictures she was being sent. She started laughing and handed it to me.
Morelli stood with Pink hair, No hair on his chest, pants falling off and wearing tiny batman and wonderwoman boxers. I laughed and leaned down to kiss my babe.
"Remind me to never get on your bad side babe."
"I don't think you could ever get on my bad side that much."
My phone rang. It was the chief of police. I answered my phone. "Yo'."
"Ranger. You asked for Info on the accusation against you and Steph?" Chief Spaniel said.
"Yes."
"I wouldn't worry about it. We caught Morelli bribing the man to make those accusations. He was working for us. Internal Affairs is about to hang his ass."
"Thank you for keeping me updated Captain. I appreciate it."
"No problem Ranger."
I hung up and looked down at Babe. "You hear that."
She nodded. "Morelli fucking disgust me. What the hell did I ever see in him?" She asked. I smiled.
"I don't know babe but I'm glad you picked me." I said. I leaned down to kiss her and she moaned. I laid her on the couch with my body over hers. I felt determined to make her forget about Morelli, the burg and the movie.
What did you think of the payback? To harsh? Not harsh enough?
You got to admit Steph and Carlos are super cute doing this. We all know Les is a prankster so he had to be involved. Maybe I'll write more Lester pranks into the stories. Maybe we'll learn what Morelli's third secret is soon.
Morelli is planning on revenge. How do you think that will go over? How is anyone going to be able to take him seriously with pink hair. I'm rolling on the floor laughing now picturing him with pink hair, a face purple from yelling and a throbbing vein in his neck. Does he really think he's going to be able to give Steph and Ranger back? Morelli always underestimates Steph. Maybe Mrs. Plum should make an appearance soon. What do you think she'll have to say about this. Of course she'll blame it all on Steph for not settling down with Morelli and popping out 2.5 kids.
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chapter five will be posted soon