ACT 4
Last time… Dee was dead! Oh man! That's gotta hurt! And then, we saw that Meta Knight had empowered his swordsmanship like the true warrior he is! Can Marx get his mayo back tho? This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny!
"I hate Dr. Strange," said Kine. "It just wasn't a good movie."
Galacta Knight heard of this speaking saying from Kine's fish lips and spun 'round like a record, baby.
Kine continued with his ever-speaking face muscles. "I get that the special effects were a grand spectacle, but the story was truly not compelling by any stretch of the mind. Also, Mads Mikkelson's character was a total waste of talent."
"You scoundrel!" shouted Galacta Knight. He kicked Meta Knight and darted to the critical fish. He was so ready to make kabobs.
"You are a challenger to myself now? Most interesting…" Kine said with seaworthy visions. He then unlocked the true potential of his bionic suit and became the strongest weapon to surpass Metal Gear.
Meanwhile…
"Hudson Bay is where many rivers flow…" said Marx as encouragement to his eyelids. These types of wise proverbs really bring on the spirit of beautiful souls.
And then he saw it. It was terrifying, yet holy.
The mayo jar. Marx's precious keepsake.
It was suspended in plasma above a bubbling underground volcano.
"Justin Timberlake…" cursed Marx. He revved up his eyebrows and darted forward with his pecs on overdrive.
"HALT!" shouted a booming bellow.
Marx obeyed and looked both ways before conquering his ideologies. "Who goes there?"
"It is I! Bio Spark! Ninja of the Planet Popstar Core!" said a short dude with average 'tude.
"I am Marx and your Knuckles, are under arrest!" Marx said like a guy with hair.
Bio Spark eyed with his eye. "I can see you are here for this mayo, but this mayo belongs to the divine. Begone or suffer the wrath of gods."
"No."
Bio Spark wielded the mightiest of ancient blades. "Then you shall die…"
"And you will learn that some gods aren't all they're cracked up to be, kid. I am the true legend." With that, Marx charged up his mouth laser and made his eyes explode like rising anglerfish.
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