to the tune of (obviously) Twelve Days of Christmas
On my first Brotherhood mission they sent me out to fight
A hellhound from the deepest pit
On my second Brotherhood mission they sent me out to fight
Two urban ogres
And a hellhound from the deepest pit
On my third Brotherhood mission they sent me out to fight
Three angry Imps
Two urban ogres
And a hellhound from the deepest pit
On my fourth Brotherhood mission they sent me out to fight
Four flaming Wyrms
Three angry Imps
Two urban ogres
And a hellhound from the deepest pit
On my fifth Brotherhood mission they sent me out to fight
Five syphilitic ninja vampires
Four flaming Wyrms
Three angry Imps
Two urban ogres
And a hellhound from the deepest pit
On my sixth Brotherhood mission they sent me out to fight
Six basilisks blinking
Five syphilitic ninja vampires
Four flaming Wyrms
Three angry Imps
Two urban ogres
And a hellhound from the deepest pit
On my seventh Brotherhood mission they sent me out to fight
Seven cultist chanting
Six basilisks blinking
Five syphilitic ninja vampires
Four flaming Wyrms
Three angry Imps
Two urban ogres
And a hellhound from the deepest pit
On my eighth Brotherhood mission they sent me out to fight
Eight howling hellmouths
Seven cultist chanting
Six basilisks blinking
Five syphilitic ninja vampires
Four flaming Wyrms
Three angry Imps
Two urban ogres
And a hellhound from the deepest pit
On my ninth Brotherhood mission they sent me out to fight
Nine Cryptids crawling
Eight howling hellmouths
Seven cultist chanting
Six basilisks blinking
Five syphilitic ninja vampires
Four flaming Wyrms
Three angry Imps
Two urban ogres
And a hellhound from the deepest pit
On my tenth Brotherhood mission they sent me out to fight
Ten Fairy rings
Nine Cryptids crawling
Eight howling hellmouths
Seven cultist chanting
Six basilisks blinking
Five syphilitic ninja vampires
Four flaming Wyrms
Three angry Imps
Two urban ogres
And a hellhound from the deepest pit
On my eleventh Brotherhood mission they sent me out to fight
Eleven zombie plants
Ten Fairy rings
Nine Cryptids crawling
Eight howling hellmouths
Seven cultist chanting
Six basilisks blinking
Five syphilitic ninja vampires
Four flaming Wyrms
Three angry Imps
Two urban ogres
And a hellhound from the deepest pit
On my twelfth Brotherhood mission they sent me out to fight
Twelve dancing spiders
Eleven zombie plants
Ten Fairy rings
Nine Cryptids crawling
Eight howling hellmouths
Seven cultist chanting
Six basilisks blinking
Five syphilitic ninja vampires
Four flaming Wyrms
Three angry Imps
Two urban ogres
And a hellhound from the deepest pit