(Brian's House)
(Brian arrives home and slams into the house. His Mom Maria and her Fiance Andrew Parker are downstairs unpacking.)
Maria: Hey Brian, how was school?
Brian: It sucked.
Andrew: Hey, hey Brian, watch your language.
Brian: (storming upstairs) I can't believe you made me move here!
Maria: He wasn't wearing any shoes.
Andrew: Well, must be some form of protest.
(Brian's Room)
(Brian goes in and feeds his fish. It appears that someone is watching him from the closet.)
Brian: (to fish) Hey guys. (goes and lays down on the bed) Oh…(to himself while holding a pillow)…oh Yobanna. You're so soft, I just wanna hug…
(Suddenly Brian's 15 year old sister, Eva, bursts out of the closet, wearing black gothic witch costume.)
Eva: Boo!
Brian: Danny!
Eva: (laughs) I scared you. I scared you! Ha ha! (she jumps on the bed) I'm Yobanna. Yobanna. Kiss me, I'm Yobanna.
Brian: Mom and Lin told you to stay out of my room!
Eva: Don't be such a crab. (jumping on bed) Guess what?! You're gonna take me trick-or-treating.
Brian: Not this year, Eva.
Eva: Mom said you have to.
Brian: Well she can take you.
Eva: She and Andrew are going to the party at Town Hall.
Brian: Danny can take you.
Eva: He has to work nightshift at the hospital.
Brian: Well you're fifteen, go by yourself. (he goes over to his drum kit and starts playing)
Eva: No way! This is my first time! I'll get lost. Besides, it's a full moon outside. The weirdo's are out! (goes over and gives him a hug) Come on, Eva. Couldn't you forget about being a cool teenager for one night? Please! Come on, we used to have so much fun together trick-or-treating. Remember? It'll be like old times.
Brian: Eva, the old days are dead.
Eva: It doesn't matter what you say, you're taking me.
Brian: Wanna bet?!
Eva: (screaming) MOM!
(Time Lapse)
(Eva comes bounding down the stairs with Brian following sulkily.)
Andrew: Let's go, hurry up. The bewitching hour's about to begin. (to Eva) That's very scary, wow! (to Brian) What about you, Brian, what are you supposed to be?
Brian: (deadpan) A rap singer.
Andrew: Oh, well your hat should be on sideways shouldn't it. (turns Brian's hat)
Maria: (with camera) Say Halloween.
Eva & Andrew: Halloween!
(Maria takes the picture.)