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Bonus Chapter: Night Out - NONCANON

A part of him wondered why he still let her come out with him, when it always ended up like this.

With Yang on his back, he carried her up the stairs to his apartment, his niece blackout drunk from trying to keep up with him as usual.

She could hold her drink, but she had nothing on him and she was far too competitive, which meant he'd be sleeping on the couch while she slept in his bed again.

A part of him knew why he didn't mind this, as he felt her soft breasts pushing into his back, his hands digging into her barely covered ass as he held her up.

She was never the shy type, and the tiny jean shorts she had on didn't really provide any protection from his hands as he gave her a piggyback upstairs.

Opening his door, he groaned to himself as he mentally admitted that maybe, just maybe, he got a little carried away as well, and as he entered the room, kicking the door closed behind him, he sighed.

He knew another reason why he liked drinking with Yang, Taiyang didn't really drink anymore and when he did he wasn't exactly… fun.

Drinking with Yang was nostalgic, and it reminded him of better days with Tai, but when he carried Tai home he didn't have to deal with this particular problem.

He was rock hard, Yang moaned in her sleep and she'd been moaning into his ear for the entire walk home, all while her tits pressed into his back and her ass was in his hands.

Moving to the bedroom, he tossed her onto the bed knowing she was too far gone to wake up from it, sighing to himself as he looked down at her.

Her t-shirt had ridden up, exposing her abs and a considerable amount of underboob as she sprawled out over the bed, unresisting as he undid her boots and pulled them off her feet.

Staring down at her, he came to a decision in his drunken state, she couldn't sleep properly in those shorts so he should take them off right?

Undoing her belt with clumsy fingers, he unzipped her shorts and pulled them down her long legs, his eyes locking onto her tiny yellow thong as he tossed the shorts off the bed.

Her t-shirt came off next, with a little trouble as he manoeuvred her around so he could pull it off, his eyes widening as her massive tits bounced free, her lack of a bra more evident than ever.

Gods, she was so slutty…

Reaching forwards, he drunkenly groped at the fat tits, the biggest he'd ever seen and he'd seen a lot of breasts over the years, though none as big or soft as Yangs.

As he pawed at her chest, she moaned again, a quiet, lewd sound sending shivers through his body as he stared down at her.

He knew he shouldn't, but he was too pent up and drunk to stop now as he moved back and pulled his own shirt off, his trousers and boxers following quickly as he climbed onto the bed.

Yang was a fucking tease, and her habit of joining him at the bar meant he couldn't pull anyone himself because he usually ended up carrying her drunken ass home.

It'd been weeks since he got laid, and after a long night of her drunkenly teasing him, he'd had enough.

Sitting on her stomach, he placed his throbbing length between her tits and pushed them together, started to thrust between the pillowy mountains, groaning as he did.

He'd always had a thing for big tits, resulting in many a guilty wank over Raven as she matured very, very quickly, and Yang's were the best he'd ever seen.

Humping her chest, he stared down at his still sleeping niece with lustful eyes, quiet moans leaving her mouth as he got an idea.

Gently gripping her hair, he tilted her head downwards and parted her lips with his hand, thrusting between her breasts and into her waiting mouth.

He could only fit the very tip inside, but the warmth added to his enjoyment, and her drool lubricated her cleavage for him, making his job easier as he fucked her tits, groaning in satisfaction.

There was a bit of guilt building up in him, but his list overpowered it. Yang loved wearing basically nothing, bending over and stretching a lot around people to make them uncomfortable and it felt too good to finally get some relief.

Her nipples were hardening, so she was enjoying it anyway, and he douherbted he was the first guy to have his dick between her tits.

He could deal with his guilt later, that was a problem for sober Qrow, not drunk horny Qrow.

Unsatisfied with just having the tip in her mouth, he got up and manuevored her to the side of the bed, on her back as he tilted her head over the edge, pressing his tip against her lips and pushing in, accidentally scratching himself on her teeth before he got her mouth fully open.

The tiny amount of pain paled in comparison to the pleasure he felt from his dick sliding into her warm wet mouth.

As he bottomed out inside her mouth, the tip of his cock in her throat, his balls resting on her face for a moment before he pulled back as much as he could, before thrusting again.

Setting a quick pace, he fucked Yang's face and throat as she slept, groping her tits as he did. Despite his treatment of her, she hadn't woken up at all, leaving him free to use her mouth for his pleasure.

Despite her state of unconsciousness, he felt her tongue move slightly against his shaft and groaned as she sucked his cock in her sleep.

With his dry spell, he couldn't hold back long enough to truly enjoy the moment as he groaned, his dick twitching as he started to cum.

As his seed flooded her mouth, she started to swallow unconsciously, making him moan as he pulled back without thinking, his eyes widening as the last of his climax spurted onto her waiting face.

Oops.

He'd clean her off later, before he fell asleep.

Moving her back onto the bed properly, he paused as he noticed something.

With Yang laying in her front, her legs slightly spread, he had a perfect line of sight to spot the damp spot on her thong, making him smirk to himself drunkenly.

She wanted this, right? He could feel himself growing hard again, and as he climbed into the bed, he simply gripped her thong and yanked them down, if she was going to wake up she would have done it already.

Spreading her legs further, he climbed on top of her and lined himself up, rubbing the messy tip against her wet slit as he chuckled to himself.

"Such a slutty girl, Yang… I bet you wanted me to fuck you, why else would you wear so little to go out with me?" Qrow whispered into her ear as he started to push forwards, her needy cunt taking his cock easily despite her tightness.

"Yeah, you wanted this." Qrow grunted as he thrust into her, marvelling at her tightness. He hadn't had such a tight cunt wrapped around his cock since the time Summer tied herself up for a birthday present for Tai, not knowing Tai had passed out drunk after a long night of drinking with him.

He'd been bringing Tai home, and with Summer tied to the bed, wet and horny, begging to be fucked, he'd accepted that offer and fucked her until she passed out.

Then he untied her, put Tai in the bed with her and went home, Summer got the fucking she wanted, Tai got to think he fucked his girl so well she passed out and Qrow got to dick down one of the hottest women he knew.

Everybody won, nobody got hurt.

...he tried not to think about the timing and how much Ruby resembled him, being born nine months later. It became a bit of a joke in their friend group that her birthday was nine months after Tai's, jokes about what Summer gave Tai for his birthday being passed around.

It was probably for the best that they never found out who actually enjoyed Tai's present.

Shaking off the nostalgia, he focused on the present day and looked down at Yang, he really was scum but then he was also a bandit, even if he tried to act civilised.

Back with the clan, the rules for fucking were much simpler, if you could take the girl by force, she was too weak to complain. If a girl got fucked because she got too drunk to put up a fight, that was her problem.

Things were simpler, and while he hated the clan he didn't miss those days before he and Raven were sent to learn the tricks of the Hunters.

It was no wonder he was so fucked up, growing up in that kind of life.

As long as he got Yang cleaned up, she'd never know and nobody would get hurt from this.

Slamming his cock into Yang's waiting cunt, he groaned as he reached down and slapped her ass, thrusting down into her, prone boning her hard and fast.

He could hear her moaning into the pillows, making him smirk as he fucked her, groping her fat ass. Her tits might be her best feature, but she wasn't lacking in the downstairs department either.

He knew he wasn't going to last, not with the way her right cunt was clenching down on his invading cock, but he wanted to make this last as long as he could.

"Take it, you slut. Should have bent you over ages ago." Qrow groaned as he pounded into her, grinning at her moans as they grew louder, her pussy growing wetter as he fucked her.

Slamming into her, he couldn't believe she was still asleep after all this, not even stirring as he pounded her into the bed, his cock splitting her tight cunt in two as he bottomed himself in her again.

Groaning again, his eyes widened as his climax caught him off guard, he meant to pull out but it was too late now as he felt himself cum, his seed flooding her cunt and womb.

Whoops?

Waiting for his climax to come to an end, he yawned as his tiredness caught up with him, there was something he needed to do but he couldn't remember right Neo.

He was sure he could deal with it in the morning.

Yang -

She knew she couldn't outdrink Qrow, but his taunts about her being a lightweight always got to her.

Opening her eyes, she groaned in pain as her head throbbed, so much in fact that it took her a moment to realise that someone else was in bed with her.

On top of her actually, as her eyes shot open, feeling something long and hard inside her cunt, a salty taste in her mouth and a sticky substance on her face and the pillow she was face down in.

Oh no.

She never worried about getting too drunk because she was out with Qrow, but what if he had passed out and she'd done something stupid in her drunken state?

Rolling over, she flipped their position with a moan as the cock inside her stirred, placing the man on his back with her on top of him as she slowly pulled herself off his cock.

Turning around, her eyes shot open and she gasped as she looked down at her sleeping uncle, completely naked as she reached down and felt her cunt, lifting her hand back up and staring at the sticky white cum in her fingers in horror.

"Y-yang?" Qrow grumbled as he opened his eyes, staring up at her in shock as he looked at her clearly naked body. "Oh fuck."

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck." Yang said as she jumped off the bed, staring at her creampied pussy in a panic. "Okay, okay… we had too much to drink, as long as we got back here before we… well, if nobody knows we can keep this our little secret right?" Yang said quickly, watching as Qrow stood up, his large cock rock hard.

"...I don't suppose you remember how the hell this happened?" Qrow asked as she groaned, closing her eyes and thinking.

"The last thing I remember was ordering another whisky." Yang admitted as she opened her eyes, Qrow giving her a strange look.

"I remember a bit more than that. I think I had to help you get home because you couldn't walk straight, I think… you got me to carry you to the bed and started stripping while I was still in the room." Qrow said slowly, focusing, making her wince.

She was never the shyest person, and booze made her even more… open.

"And then?" Yang asked, not bothering to cover herself at this point. They were a bit past the point of where shyness mattered.

"I… don't really remember? I think we argued about who got the bed and who got the couch? You said… something about not wanting to have another reason for having a bad back, thanks to those." Qrow said, gesturing at her tits making her nod, that did sound like her. "We decided to share the bed… and I got a hard on, you thought it was funny, and I think you gave me a handjob and things just… went from there." Qrow explained making her facepalm.

Normally when she got drunk she just got into fights, instead of fucking her uncle. She wanted to be angry, but if he was right then she basically started it.

"Fuck. This isn't how I saw me losing my v-card." Yang groaned, making him pause.

"...you were a virgin?" Qrow asked in disbelief as she glared at him.

"Was, before you creampied me you old bastard." Yang groaned. "I need to get some morning after pills, and I need a shower cause I can feel you cum on my face." Yang said heading into his bathroom and turning the shower on.

What the fuck had she done? Neither she or Qrow were good at making decisions when drunk, why did she expect the drunk would be able to stop her from doing stupid shit?

Stepping into the shower, she turned around as Qrow entered the bathroom.

"Can I help you? Didn't get enough of a look last night " she asked as he stepped into the small shower, cornering her.

"I need a shower as well, and there's no point being shy now, is there?" Qrow asked as she growled at him, not disagreeing.

The shower really wasn't big enough for two, and she could feel his cock pressing against her stomach as she started to wash herself as he did the same.

"I can feel you pressing against me." Yang said quietly as she shampooed her hair, making him chuckle.

"And these are pressed against me, don't see me complaining." Qrow countered, reaching up and giving one of her breasts a squeeze as her eyes widened, a quiet moan leaving her.

Glaring up at his smug smirk, she gave him a questioning look.

"No point acting like I didn't have my dick between them last night, and you liked it." Qrow countered, making her blush.

"You're my uncle, you shouldn't be groping me, asshole." Yang said back, her eyes widening as he reached around her and placed a hand on her ass. "Qrow…"

"You liked it last night, I remember your little moans pretty well. Look, it's just sex. Long as you don't get knocked up, who cares? Are you gonna say you don't think I'm hot? You were pretty eager to get hands on last night." Qrow said, pulling her closer to him as her breasts pushed against his chest, his cock trapped between them.

"We were drunk, it was a mistake." Yang countered, unable to stop a little moan as he slapped her ass.

"Nah, I think the booze made you honest. You're a horny girl, and you wanted to get fucked, and I wanted to fuck. Tell you what, why don't we help each other get clean, then I'll run down to the store and grab you some pills, make sure there aren't any unpleasant surprises later." Qrow said as he groped her ass, making her freeze, she should say no…

But he wasn't wrong about her being a horny girl, her dad made sure to drive off anyone who wanted to date her, which was the only reason she was still a Virgin cause she wasn't exactly prudish.

"You tell fucking anyone about this and I'm breaking this off." Yang warned as she reached between them, grasping his cock harshly making him wince slightly as he nodded.

"Wasn't planning on talking, it'd look worse on me than it would you." Qrow agreed as she felt herself blush, unable to believe she was doing this.

Turning around, she faced the shower wall and slowly spread her legs, looking back at him as he smirked. She was too curious, and they'd already fucked last night.

Like he said, it was just sex, right?

"You better pull out." Yang said, turning and facing the wall. This was a chance to get laid, without her dad interfering, and it wasn't like she had a v-card she was gonna lose, since she'd given that away last night.

Feeling him press the tip against her lower lips, wet in more ways than one, she braced herself as he pushed forwards and slid his cock into her again, making her moan as she felt herself get penetrated.

"Damn, still as tight as you were last night." Qrow groaned as he started to move, thrusting into her.

"Thought you couldn't remember much?" Yang bit back as she moaned, making him chuckle as he reached around and started to grope her tits again.

"Like I'd forget feeling this tight cunt around my cock." Qrow countered as he pounded into her, making her moan loudly, her voice echoing around the bathroom as she admitted that he knew what he was doing.

"F-fuck, not bad for a dusty old man." Yang moaned, unable to believe she was going through with this. If she didn't, she fucked her uncle while drunk and that'd be a mark of shame for a long, long time, if she did it then it was the start of a friends with benefits situation.

He had a big dick, and he knew how to use it, plus her dad would never suspect anything since she hung out with Qrow a lot anyway.

"Heh, I've got a lot I can teach a little slut like you." Qrow countered, spanking her ass as he sped up his thrusts, the sounds of flesh slapping together filling the room as she moaned.

It didn't take long for him to push her over the edge, a guttural scream leaving her as she tightened down on him, making him groan loudly as he barely managed to pull out of her.

She could feel his cum hit her back and ass as she panted for breath, looking over her shoulder tiredly.

"Now help me get clean and go get my pills." Yang said, internally admitted that sex… sex was really fun.

"Sure thing, your majesty." Qrow chuckled, grabbing the sponge.

Weeks Later -

"Dad, I'll be fine. I'm going out with Uncle Qrow, same as I always do." Yang said, rolling her eyes as she slapped Qrow's hand away from her tits, elbowing him in the side, making him chuckle as he slapped his cock against her ass.

"I know, I just worry. Just… don't do anything too crazy." Tai said, making her smirk slightly as she looked around the room, their clothes already scattered.

"I won't, I'll be on my best behaviour. See you in the morning." Yang said, covering her mouth as Qrow lined himself up and thrust forwards, barely stopping the moan from being picked up by the mic as she turned around and glared at him.

"Okay, honey. See you tomorrow." Tai said as she ended the call.

As Qrow laughed, she elbowed him again.

"Couldn't wait two minutes?" Yang asked, bent over his kitchen counter as he started to thrust into her.

She already had his cum on her breasts from blowing him before Tai called, but Qrow was a horny bastard.

Tai didn't need to worry about them causing trouble, they didn't even leave his apartment anymore.

She barely got through the door before he was pawing at her tits, not that she didn't expect that. She was here to get fucked after all, and they both knew it.

As Qrow crudely put it, they were family with benefits. Same relationship as before, but instead of the night ending when they were drunk, they fucked.

Qrow got to fuck a hot teenage girl regularly, she got to get fucked by a big dicked Hunter with plenty of stamina.

After her… mistake, she'd gone out to the club and fucked the first guy who had the balls to hit on her, he lasted about twenty seconds and she didn't cum.

The next three hadn't done any better, so she decided to go to Qrow, where she knew she'd get to enjoy it.

Honestly, getting drunk and fucking Qrow might have been one of her better decisions.

Author's Note: A Noncanon scene I felt like writing.