Eda: I am taking your child

Camila: What?

Eda, picking up Luz: She is mine now.

~the Blight Twins enters the Owl House for the first time

Edric: It has that old people smell.

Eda looks over to Edric

Edric: It's just an observation, not a judgment.

Emira:You better start running.

Lilith: Aren't you responsible for this household, sister?

Eda: Well, I try not to be.

Hooty: Hail?

Luz: It's hard balls of ice that fall from the sky like rain.

Hooty: Oh, we has that too. Only it isn't ice, more like rocks. Razor sharp and cool like death. They could knock a hole right in your head.

Luz*nervous*: Sounds fun.

Hooty*totally happily: Yeah

Edric and Emira: Come now, Mittnes, have we ever given you reason not to trust us?

Amity: Do you want me to list them alphabetically or chronologically?

Lilith: Who spilled milk in the kitchen?

Eda: Not me.

Luz: Not me.

King: Not me!

Lilith: So the milk spilled itself?

King: I never did trust that milk.

Amity: Well, I'm gonna tell Luz about my feelings. Face-to-face. Then again, maybe I'll just call her on the phone.

Luz: Please, wait... You can't go out there are meet Emperor's forces without any means of defense.

Eda: I've got my bare hands!

Eda: I want to work on my hand signature. I feel like it's not cool enough when I sign stuff.

Principal Bump, hands her a paper: Practice on this.

Eda: That's a restraining order.

Principal Bump: A great place to start practicing.

Hooty: I'm the kind of person who likes to think things through.

King: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

~In the human realm the tow truck driver gets out of his truck after running over the demonic bounty hunter that was chasing Luz and her friends~

Truck Driver: Are you okay? Oh, man, did I hit somebody?

Willow: Yes.

Gus: Thank you!

Luz: What happens if Belos get the magic mirror?

Guardian of the mirror: Humans die, witches die, we all die. Bye-bye the Boiling Isles.

Luz: *she turns to Eda with a quavering voice* What does he mean, 'we all die'?

Eda: I think he means we all die.

Luz: Wow, it's really quiet today.

Eda: Agreed...

Luz:

Eda:

Luz: We should check on Hooty

Eda: Urgently.

Hooty: It's your birthday? You have a birthday? Since when?.

Eda: Pretty much the same day I was born, hence the term 'birthday'.

Hooty: Oh, I never put that together.

Hooty: So how old are you?

Eda: Age is but a number.

Hooty: I have a feeling I can't count that high.

Lilith: So, the book was in here with a big warning that said 'Do not read,' and you read it?

Eda: It's a book. I didn't think reading it would unleash goblin fury, okay?

Luz: There's a rumor spreading around.

Eda: What is it?

Luz: That you're going murder Emperor.

Eda: A rumor? You mean people are doubting it?