I got my own ass handed to me by Archi.

I was turning on my computer and going through my discord DM's after getting to my apartment until I heard heavy ass steps punching the wood floor and sure enough they were Archi's. Like a gremlin he made his way to my PC, powered it off and slapped a switch controller on my keyboard.

"SMASH YOU WON'T"

I look at him and then look at the controller taking me a little time to process what the shit was going on.

"I've literally never pl-"

"DO I SENSE FEAR, PUSYYYYBOOOOOOOO-" It's not even that he got cut off before he could finish saying "Pussyboy", he really just stretched it out that long.

I snatched the controller from the keyboard and got ready to sweat on his ass but of course me never playing the game before, I do admit to getting my absolute shit rocked. We definitely played for around an hour and 20 minutes when I went to get up since I was craving some apple juice (don't you judge me, i'm addicted to that shit) and looked at the microwave time on the way. Holy shit. Iias.

I heard from the other room "Hey, aren't we supposed to pick up I-"

I yell "YEP, GET IN THE CAR"

Mans proceeds to go from sitting position, goes to a laying position in the sofa and rolls backwards like a fucking mentally challenged rolypoly. Putting on my jacket, I grab my phone and look for my shoes. I go to my PC and accidentally step on that stupid mcondalds toy Archi must've kept lying around. I don't understand how the fuck something like that could give off a *pinching* pain but that shit like a bitch. I kicked it off to the side and put on my shoes still feeling the pain on my foot running out of the house.

Getting there it honestly took a while to find Iias. I mean for archi it's easily since he shows his stupid ass face in every call but Iias has never been too big on appearance. We did eventually find her and honestly it was relieving not to be the shortest person on the trip anymore. I mean yeah it's to a gender that tends to be shorter than men since they have you know. Ovaries. I'll definitely take what I can get through.

We stopped by a boba place and I ordered a strawberry milk drink as I do everytime. We were sitting at this bench by a fountain and while we were debating on who the squeakiest one in our group was I got a strong whiff of buttered popcorn and if you met me in real life, you know that popcorn is my heroine. I turned around and I saw in the most dramatic lighting there was an AMC theatre. I mean there was definitely time to kill since RIud wasn't gonna get here till like NOON noon at 4pm. We basically said "fuck it" we decided to go in for the movie. I was of course anxious about ordering ANYTHING in the vicinity of Archi but really prayed that he maybe didn't see this as an oppurtinuty to fuck with me but boy was I wrong. The entire time I was in line he kept asking me in a very not quiet how much I "wanted to steal when we get to the counter" and then went on to refer to me as "Daddio" and "Popop" while I was getting us the tickets to a movie. Bright side is I got the child discount for him.

The movie was definitely alright, but it wasn't great. It was a horror movie, it was called "Love to Death" and it was about this alien chick who would seduce men and then eat them. At some point the screen just completely shut off from a glitch or something and there was this moment of complete silence and then Archi's "Well that was hot" resonated across the entire theatre.

It was a full fucking room too.