Here it is, Chapter 4, the punishments are announced to Stifler and the 1st punishment is also a part of this chapter, but Stifler isn't going to take them lying down.
It was the day after Jim's appearance on TV and his announcement about the vacation and the boys (minus Stifler) and Michelle were at Dog Years planning to brainstorm some ideas of punishments they could give for Stifler. They were all excited about it as they would probably never get the opportunity to do something like this again.
"Alright everyone, I'm sure we've got plenty of ideas so let's get started", Jim announced. Straight away, Finch put his hand up. "No Finch, having sex with Stifler's mom again is not going to be one of the punishments, he's already been through that twice".
"Don't worry, I will get the hat-trick one way or another", Finch replied.
"Finch, haven't you had enough of Stifler's mom by now", Kevin asked.
"Kevin, it's like a drug, it's addictive besides if the opportunity comes, I'd be a fool not to take it", Finch explained. Michelle decided now was a good time to interrupt them.
"Guys, can we focus on the matter at hand here", she said as both of them muttered apologies.
"Well first things first, my parents, especially my dad, is not at all happy with him so the first thing he's going to do is apologise to my parents", Jim started with his idea. "And I know he's a decent cook so he can also make us a meal as our own personal chef for a day".
"Good idea Jimbo", Oz replied. "Although I'm really struggling for ideas here guys", he admitted. Being the friendliest with Stifler out of the group, Oz was a bit cautious about how severe a punishment Stifler should get.
"I've got a good one", Kevin interjected. "We get Stifler tied up or put him in one of them medieval traps and people pay to chuck ice-cold water at him, so we get money and we could use it towards the vacation, it's a win-win". Jim quickly wrote it down while everyone smirked.
"That's the best idea yet Kevin", Finch complimented. "I'd pay good money to do that, but seems as were organising it, we don't have to pay". Finch gave out a big chuckle as everyone else copied him.
"I know, how about we get him to be our slave for a day, he has to do everything we tell him to do, no matter how stupid it is", Michelle said.
"Have I told you how evil you are", Jim said repeating what he told her last night.
"Yes you have", Michelle said in a flirty way.
"Alright Casanova, how about we get back to some ideas", Oz said using his old nickname for Jim.
"How about we make him get a tattoo? It'll say Finch fucked my mom", Finch suggested. Everyone looked at him and shook their heads.
"Think that's a bit too much, even for Stifler", Jim said.
"How about a haircut then, we cut his hair, it'll grow back", Finch compromised.
"Could work", Jim replied.
"I like that idea", Oz added. "I've just thought of a good one".
"About time Oz, what is it?", Kevin asked as everyone was waiting for Oz to come up with an idea as he was the only one who hadn't said anything yet.
"Well have you guys heard of a game called red ass?" Oz asked. Everyone shook their heads not knowing it. "Well it's a game we play in sports, usually as a forfeit or punishment, a guy has to drop his pants with his ass on show and everyone has a chance to kick a football and try and hit his ass". Everyone laughed after hearing that as it would be so good.
"We could get people to pay for that as well, we'd probably have enough to pay for all the beer we'll drink on this vacation", Kevin said as he controlled his laughter.
"Yeah especially because if it was just us doing it, Oz would be the only one to hit him", Finch joked as the others were hopeless at sports.
"Well I think that we have enough punishments for the Stiffmeister, we've all come up with good ones, unless anyone has any other ideas", Jim announced as everyone shook their heads not being able to think of anything else. "Well it's settled, let's go tell him the good news, he has a tough couple of weeks ahead".
Everyone finished their drinks and exited Dog Years and piled into Kevin's car and drove to Stifler's house. 10 minutes later, they arrived at his house, and they had warned Finch that they were here on business and not to do any funny stuff with Stifler's mom if she was in. Thankfully when they knocked on the door, they were greeted by Stifler's younger brother, Matt.
"Oh, it's you fuckers, what do you losers want?", he asked rudely.
"Were here to see your brother, we have some business to attend to with him", Jim explained with the sheet of punishments gripped in his hand.
"Sounds a bit gay", Matt replied.
"It's nothing sexual shorty", Finch said as he had no time for Matt's rudeness which was just as bad as Steve's.
"Well at least you're not wearing that fucking dress this time", Matt said remembering the time he first met Finch last year at the lakehouse.
"Is your mother in by any chance?", Finch asked casually making the younger Stifler mad.
"No thank god, I've heard about you and my mom you fucker, you stay away from her", Matt angrily retaliated.
"Don't worry, I'd worry if she can't stay away from me", Finch replied getting under the boys' skin.
"Look Finch, Matt, we're not here to belittle each other, we need to tell Stifler his punishments so let's go see him", Oz said trying to stop the arguing between the two. This stopped Matt from verbally abusing Finch as he was suddenly interested in what Oz had said.
"Punishments, for Steve, like he's going to do them for you", Matt said not believing Steve would agree to any punishments.
"Oh, he has good reason to take these punishments", Kevin said. Suddenly Matt decided to be nicer to the group instead of verbally insulting them like he was earlier.
"This I've got to see, allow me to take you to Steve", Matt said in a more polite tone. He allowed them into the house and lead them through the hallway and up the stairs until they got to Stifler's room. As they reached his bedroom door Matt knocked on the door. "Steve, you've got guests".
"If they're females, then bring them right in", Stifler shouted from the other side of the door.
"Guess that means just you ginger locks", Matt rudely said towards Michelle. This caused Michelle to get angry and pinched Matt's ear like she did to his older brother and opened the door and dragged him in as he shouted in pain. Stifler turned around when he heard the door open and was surprised at what he saw.
"Oh Michelle, oh great, I guess that means you bring bad news", Stifler said. The boys then entered the room as well. "And there they are, the bad news, alright Matt you can fuck off now".
"Fuck no, I'm staying here and listening to these punishments you have to do", Matt said now that Michelle had let go of his ear.
"How the fuck does he know?", Stifler asked. "I was hoping to keep a low profile about it".
"Believe me, Stifler, with what we've got written here, that's going to be tough", Jim confessed which Stifler frowned at hoping that it wouldn't be too bad.
"Fine, what have you got for me?", Stifler asked.
"Well first thing, an easy one, you apologise to my parents", Jim began to list off the punishments. "And also you'll have to cook us a meal as part of your apology".
"Ok, that's fair enough, sounds easy", Stifler said expecting a lot worse. Michelle then grabbed the list out of Jim's hand as she began to mention the punishment she came up with.
"Next on the list, you'll have to be our slave for a whole day", Michelle said. "As in slave for all 5 of us, maybe 6 if Heather joins us, you have to do everything we request."
"Fine but any requests from Finch about my mom is off-limits", Stifler warned. Matt nodded also wanting his mom to stay away from Finch and everyone agreed.
"Does that mean you can be my slave as well, my room could do with tidying up", Matt asked trying to take advantage of this.
"Fuck no, you're not going on this vacation, you have nothing to do with this", Stifler told his younger brother getting a moan of disappointment from Matt.
Next up, Finch had his turn and took the list from Michelle but decided to mess with the Stiflers first.
"Ok, the punishment I came up with Stifler is that I get to bang your mom before we go on vacation", Finch joked getting the reaction he wanted from both Stifler boys.
"Fuck off Shit Break, no fucking way", Stifler retaliated.
"We've already told you to stay away from her you fucktard", Matt added. Suddenly the rest of them laughed out loud causing a look of confusion from the other 2.
"Haha, you fell for it, that's not the punishment I came up with, well it was one of them but we decided to leave it out", Finch said through his laughter. "We're just gonna give you a haircut ready for the vacation, but we're gonna do it ourselves".
"Fuck sake, you better not ruin it, I expect to do a lot of fucking on this vacation, don't want the babes being scared off cos you fuck up my hair", Stifler said worriedly as they were getting worse with every punishment.
"We'll probably just shave it all off for you", Oz said in a joking way but that could well be what happens. Stifler just gave him a menacing glare whilst shaking his head. "Hey, count yourself, lucky Stifler, Finch originally wanted you to get a tattoo of his choice".
"Yeah, one that would say Finch fucked my mom", Jim said getting laughs from the others again.
"That's not something to joke about Jim, so shut the fuck up", Stifler threatened and Jim quickly stopped his laughter not wanting him to get angrier than he already was. Next on the list was Kevin's punishment so Finch handed him the list.
"This is where it gets really bad, we get you tied up and get people to pay us money to chuck ice-cold water at you, the money will also go towards the vacation so you can look at it as being a team player as you like to say", Kevin said trying to put a positive spin on it as Stifler is not a happy bunny at the minute.
"Fuck sake", Stifler muttered as he was in disbelief that this was happening to him and he was agreeing to it.
"Oh cool, can I take part as well", Matt asked wanting to get back at his brother for things he's done towards him.
"If you've got money to pay us, then you can go ahead and enjoy it", Jim said.
"Sick, I can't wait for this Steve", Matt said mockingly pointing his finger at Steve laughing at him. Stifler just had his head in his hands thinking how bad it was going to be.
"Is that it yet?" Stifler asked wanting it to be over and done with.
"One more punishment Stifler", Oz told him as he had hold of the list now and started to read out the punishment he came up with. "You know the game red ass obviously". Stifler nodded his head. "Well people are gonna pay to kick a football up your ass as well, but we'll do that on a different day to the water punishment, don't want you cold and sore on the same day right".
"Oh wow, I'm gonna kick that ball so far up your ass, you're gonna have to puke it out", Matt said looking forward to all these punishments now.
"Not before my foot goes right up your ass first you little shit", Stifler replied not happy that loads of people are gonna kick footballs at his ass.
"Well Stifler, that's it, do you agree to these terms so that you get a free vacation paid for you by none other than yours truly", Jim offered as he was enjoying this a bit too much.
"Yeah fuck it, I ain't scared, I'll prove to you how much more badass I am compared to all you lot and it'll be worth it in the end", Stifler said with confidence.
"Alright, well shall we go and apologise to my parents right now?", Jim asked.
"What, you mean right now?", Stifler replied suddenly losing all his confidence he had just built up.
"Well you might as well get it out of the way, then you'll only have 4 more to go through", Kevin explained.
"Fine, let's fucking get on with it", Stifler said. "Just let me get some things before we go". The others nodded, said goodbye to Matt and went outside to Kevin's car to wait for Stifler to come out.
Stifler got himself a jacket, his car keys, his wallet and phone, but he also grabbed hold of something else quickly and hid it discretely in his jacket pocket, sniggering to himself before leaving his room and going outside to meet the others.
"Alright fuckers, let's get going", Stifler shouted as he shut the front door. Stifler got in his own car and followed Kevin's to Jim's house. They soon made it to Jim's house where Jim and Michelle hopped out and said goodbye to Kevin, Oz and Finch as they drove off. Stifler parked up on the road outside the front of the Levenstein home.
"Ok Stifler, let me tell my parents about why you're here first before you go barging in, you know how reactive my dad can get", Jim explained to Stifler as Stifler got out of his car.
"Oh I know Jimbo", Stifler replied thinking back to the other day when Jim's dad ranted at him before shutting the door on him.
Jim and Michelle opened the front door and went to find Jim's parents while Stifler waited outside. After a couple of minutes, they came back outside with Jim's parents right behind them.
"Hello there, Steven", Noah greeted Stifler.
"Hello Mr and Mrs Levenstein", Stifler replied towards both of Jim's parents.
"Jim was telling me that you have come over because you have something to say to us", Noah said cutting to the chase. Stifler just grimaced as he took a minute to think about what he would say.
"I have come to apologise about my behaviour this last week, I now realise how stupid I have been, and to try and make it up, I would like to cook you all a meal", Stifler forced out, but not meaning it but was convincing enough to the others.
"Well Steven, I'm very happy to hear that, it takes a lot of courage to admit you were wrong and we wholeheartedly accept your apology", Noah said.
"And we would be very happy for you to cook dinner, I also have an apple pie for dessert as well", Jim's mom added which caught Jim off guard as he still has bad memories of that certain time he had with an apple pie.
"Not McDonald's I'm guessing", Jim said to himself quietly which no one had heard.
"Well Steven, Jim will lead you to the kitchen and just pick whatever ingredients you like to choose, you can surprise us", Jim's mom said to Stifler.
"Thanks a lot, Mrs Levenstein", Stifler said with a big smile on his face. Both Mr and Mrs Levenstein walked back into the house and into the living room.
"Alright Stifler, let's go", Jim said as he and Michelle led Stifler into the kitchen. When they got there, Stifler started looking through the fridge and in the cupboards seeing what there was. After a good look, he decided what he was going to cook.
"Alright bitches, Stifler Claus is going to cook you a Chili Con Carne. So you just sit back, relax and let the chef work his magic", Stifler said as he got the ingredients together.
"Alright, let's go and tell my parents", Jim said as he and Michelle went into the living room to tell them and decided to stay there until dinner was ready.
After a while, the chilli was nearly ready, and Stifler started to get plates ready and set the table. He then went into his jacket pocket to get the secret item that he had been hiding from everyone else. When he took it out, it turned out to be a miniature bottle of extra hot tabasco sauce. He was going to have a bit of fun during these punishments and also get back at Jim a little bit for making him do these. Obviously, he wouldn't put any in Jim's parent's meals because that would make things worse and jeopardise his chances of going on the vacation. He also wouldn't put any in Michelle's in fear of getting a pinched ear again. As the chilli was ready to eat, he took the pot he was cooking it in and started to put it onto the plates, and made sure he knew which one Jim would have and then poured Tabasco sauce all over it and made sure to mix it in. He then went into the living room to let everyone know it's ready.
"Dinner is served", Stifler announced as he opened the living room door.
"Oh, I can't wait for this, I'm a big fan of chilli con carne Steven", Noah said as he got up with everyone else.
They all sat down and Stifler handed them each a plate and Stifler made sure Jim got the right meal.
"There's still some in the pot if anyone wants seconds later", Stifler said letting them know there was more.
"Well why don't you have some Steven, you're more than welcome to", Jim's mom said wanting to be polite and not let Stifler be awkwardly standing there.
"Thank you, I suppose I'm getting hungry after all", Stifler said getting himself a plate and serving himself before sitting down next to Jim.
"I tell you what Steven, this is really good stuff, you sure know how to cook", Noah said praising Stifler's cooking abilities.
"Well my mom wanted to make sure I could cook, she's had me and my brother try doing a lot of different things", Stifler said.
"Well she's done a good job", Noah said, taking back what he said the other day about her when he was ranting to his wife.
While the small talk was carrying on, Jim was starting to feel the heat from his chilli, he was ok with the first couple of bites, but now it seemed to be getting hotter and hotter.
"Jeez Stifler, you made sure to add a lot of spice to this haven't you?", Jim asked getting odd looks from everyone else and a sly smirk from Stifler.
"I don't think so Jimbo, this is quite mild from what I usually cook in case any of you aren't great with hot stuff", Stifler explained in a slightly sarcastic tone that only Michelle seemed to pick up on. Jim then got up as he had finished his drink and went to the sink to refill it with water and quickly drank it all again before refilling it once more.
"He's never been great when it comes to spicy things", Jim's mom told Stifler who just nodded his head in acknowledgement.
"Are you ok there Jim, are you feeling well?", Michelle asked worried about her boyfriend. She looked at Stifler noticing his smirk and realised he was the culprit to Jim's current state.
"Not really, I think I need to go to the bathroom", Jim said before rushing off to the nearest bathroom.
"I'm going to go and check to see if he's alright", Michelle said before rushing off after him.
"Well that was strange", Stifler said trying to make himself look innocent in front of Jim's parents.
"Yes, most unusual, I'm sure they'll be back soon", Noah said before tucking back into his chilli. "Probably just an excuse so they can go have some fun if you know what I mean, they can't stop themselves". As Noah said this, his wife nudged him and told him not to tell people about what Jim and Michelle do in private. Stifler just tried to hold in his laugh knowing full well what they're like.
Meanwhile, in the bathroom, Jim had just arrived and turned the cold tap on before sticking his tongue into the cold water trying to get some relief from the intense heat he was feeling. The door was unlocked so Michelle let herself in and went over to Jim.
"Jim, are you ok?", she asked her boyfriend.
"No, my tongue feels like it's on fire and can't be put out", Jim explained as he continued to put his tongue under the tap.
"I have a feeling Stifler has done something to your meal as some sort of revenge", Michelle explained her reasoning.
"I should have known he wouldn't go down without a fight", Jim said as the heat was starting to cool down and he could handle the pain.
"We need to find out what he's done", Michelle said.
"Well we can't really say anything with my parents still there", Jim replied not wanting to ruin the rest of the punishments with his parents knowing he's still the same old Stifler and persuading Jim into not letting him go with them on vacation.
"I'll tell you what, I'll tell them that they should go and check on you and I'll make sure Stifler doesn't get away with it while they're gone", Michelle explained her plan.
"Alright, oh shit it's coming back", Jim said quickly as the heat came back and turned the tap on again. Michelle then ran back out and into the kitchen.
"Jim's not looking good, I think it's best if you check up on him", Michelle said to Jim's parents. Luckily they had finished their meal and decided it would be best if they check upon him as well.
When they were gone, Michelle turned around and glared angrily at Stifler who tried to put on his best innocent face as he could. Michelle could see right through it though and reached out to grab his ear.
"Ow, hey, what's the big deal?", Stifler asked as if he had done nothing.
"What did you do to Jim's meal?" Michelle asked furiously.
"What do you mean, I didn't do anything", Stifler lied. Michelle squeezed his ear even harder.
"I dare you to say that again, now what did you do?", Michelle asked again.
"Ok, I put some Tabasco sauce in his meal, didn't think he would react like a pussy to it", Stifler admitted.
"Where is this Tabasco sauce?", Michelle asked as she held onto his ear.
"In my jacket pocket", Stifler said pointing to where his jacket was.
Michelle released her hand from his ear and went over to collect the tabasco sauce. She then went over and poured it onto Stifler's meal.
"What have you done?", Stifler whined.
"Eat it", Michelle ordered.
"Get fucked, no fucking way I'm eating that now", Stifler disobeyed.
"EAT IT NOW, otherwise you can stay at home while we all go on vacation", Michelle threatened.
"Ok, ok, I'll eat it", Stifler said before grabbing his fork and messed around with his meal before putting it in his mouth. "HOLY FUCKING SHIT, that is hot".
"Now you know what Jim feels like", Michelle said although Stifler couldn't really listen due to the intense heat that was taking up his attention.
Luckily, Stifler didn't have much left on his plate and managed to finish the meal through his sweat and tears pouring out of his face. He then ran over to the sink as well and started downing huge amounts of water before his mouth cooled down. Whilst he was doing that, Michelle put Jim's meal in the bin, before plating up a new portion with the rest of the chilli that was still in the pot.
A couple of minutes later, Jim and his parents had returned and had sat back down.
"Oh good, Jim you're back, I was worried", Michelle said before hugging him. "It's Stifler's fault, I've plated a new portion for you, heat-free", she whispered in his ear so only Jim could hear before pulling back and sitting down.
There were no more problems after that and they all enjoyed some apple pie, even Jim despite the fact he was inspecting the pie with every bite as he thought back to the pie he soiled 2 years ago. Jim's parents then retired to the living room and thanked Stifler once again for the meal and left the 3 teenagers to themselves allowing Jim and Michelle to berate Stifler.
"Jim, I have let Stifler know that if he tries something like that again, he won't be going on the vacation", Michelle told Jim while still glaring at Stifler.
"I agree Stifler, you're on very thin ice now", Jim said to Stifler.
"Oh come on Jimbo, it's just a harmless prank, grow a pair of balls", Stifler argued trying to defend his actions.
"I dunno, if it was just a harmless prank, perhaps you wouldn't mind if we add an extra punishment because of what you've done today", Jim taunted wanting to see Stifler squirm.
"You're lucky Jim's parents have no idea what's gone on because if they knew, there is no way you would be coming with us", Michelle mentioned trying to get Stifler to realise what he has done.
"Well good thing they didn't find out", Stifler replied.
"Well, I suggest you get ready for tomorrow, cos we'll be giving you your haircut", Jim announced.
"What, already?", Stifler asked shocked that his next one was coming so quickly.
"Well do you want it done as soon as possible so at least it starts to grow back by the time we go away", Michelle said trying to get Stifler to agree.
"Fine, we'll do it tomorrow, I'm off, catch you fuckers later", Stifler said as he got up, put his jacket on, left the house and drove off home.
There it is, Stifler has done his 1st punishment, but of course, he tried to get some revenge but it didn't go to plan. Will Jim and Michelle come up with another punishment for him to do as...well, a punishment. Find out in the next chapter.