Florida Man Strikes Again!

Izuku goes to his swimming pool to Rex with a pizza box, "I got your favorite pizza."

Rex staring at him with his mouth open as Izuku puts the pizza in his mouth then pulls out some Oreo cookies, "And of course I got Oreos."

The neighbor looking down from his window to see the pizza and Oreo cookie eating monster in fear, "Hey! Your gator is terrifying my dog!"

Izuku shouting back, "Life is full of disappointments and you and your bitch just been added to the list."

Rex went back to swimming and relaxing in the sun as Izuku went back inside to drink an ice-cold Bud Light. Kacchan busted down the door, "Izukun! It's time for the Entrance Exam!"

Izuku looking down at his outfit of boxers and his wife beater then looks at his friend in the eyes, "Okay, let's go."

Kacchan making small explosions in his right hand, "You are not going in that, get some clothes on!"

Izuku sighs, "Come on…"

Kacchan giving him the serious eyes, "We will get more beer when we get home."

Izuku gets up, "I'm sold."

UA

They arrive at UA in their middle school outfits and sat in the big room with lots of chairs as they were given a writing test. Izukun looks at the test then turned it upside down and read it, a teen with dark blue hair and wearing glasses looks over at him. Bakugo looks at the teen, "Don't it, you are not going to win."

The teen fed up looks at Izuku carefully and decided that it might not be worth fight for. Present Mic was watching them as he was very interested in Izuku and his actions, 'Why does he have the test upside down? Is he dyslexic? No, Nezu looked into his files and he is smart which involves reading. What is going on in his head?'

Izuku thinking to himself, 'Why do I have this test upside down?'

Izuku then turns it upside up and starts writing which Present Mic was interested, 'He turned it again and is writing, is there a secret message in the test?'

Present Mic looks at his copy and turned it upside down to try to read it. Nezu was watching through the camera to see Present Mic and speaking to him through his earpiece microphone, "What are you doing?"

Present Mic whispering, "I think Izuku might have found a secret message in your test."

Nezu in confusion, "What? What secret message?"

Present Mic replying, "We know you like to put a twist in some things, so what is the secret message?"

Nezu getting more confused grabs his copy of the test and turned it upside down, "I didn't put a secret message and if I did, it might have not been on purpose."

Aizawa watching this with Nezu, "I think he is fucking you."

Present Mic stopped for a moment, "I've been played like a fiddle."

Izuku getting up and handing his test to Present Mic, "Here is my test."

The blonde man grabs it and Izuku sat back down waiting for everyone else to finish. After the 10 minutes of waiting, they proceed to disgust the main challenge of the robot destroying test. Izuku looking at them, "I can tap that… and that… and that."

Present Mic switching the pic of Zero Point robot, "Run away from this one, it is literally worth zero points and is huge."

Izuku nods, "You dare underestimate me; I will fuck that bot up."

The teen wearing glasses from before, "WatCH YOur lANGuaGe, wE arE in A scHOOl!"

Present Mic shouting, "CALM DOWN!"

Everyone became quiet and sat down which the teacher continued, "Well anyways, don't fight the zero pointer and have fun."

The Fake City Zone

Izuku was strapped, as he wore his hero outfit consisting of a green bunny like mask, sunglasses, booty jean shorts that exposes his muscular thighs, gator skinned cowboy boots, eight kitchen steak knives strapped on him, two katanas, a crossbow with explosive arrows, an AR-15, and RPG. He was wearing no shirt, which exposes his muscular body and manly nipples, and driving a golf cart. The blue hair teen from earlier was in a knight armor looking at this like this couldn't possible be real, "What… the… YOU CAN'T BE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY?!"

Izuku looking at him, "First of all, this is seriousness as I need weapons as my quirk requires them. The name is Izuku: The Hero of Florida… nah, I need a better hero name."

The teen in absolute rage, "M y NaME is iiDA TeNYa! I fINd yoUR oUtFIt veRY DIshOnORabLe!"

The Camera Room

Midnight was on the floor crying, "That's the one! It's the chosen one!"

Yagi looking at the paperwork, "Wait, he wanted to bring his pet alligator?"

Aizawa uneasy, "If God truly existed, why would he allow someone like this to exist?"

Nezu drinking his tea, "He is indeed a young man of unpredictability and surprise. I like that is a potential hero, but we need to teach him self-control."

Izuku

As he turns his rifle off safety, the alarm rings which he steps on the gas pedal. He takes a right turn to find a few small robots, he begins shooting at one to the head. He ran over another one, "Oh shit, give me a moment."

He puts the cart in reverse to go over the robot and then drove over the robot, "Ok…"

Then he threw one of the kitchen knives at it for good measure then drove off to destroy another robot. He pulls out a beer can from his seat then looks over to see a 'sewer' nearby. He steps off the cart and looks into it to find robotic alligators, "Those fuckers!"

He crawls halfway in to grab one, "Come here, you robotic piece of shit!"

Little did Izuku knew, Mina was also in the area and she came to see Izuku crawling in the sewer, "Bae! What are you doing?!"

Izuku pulling the robot gator out, "I… have… a… complaint! I want…"

He then rips the robotic beast out, "TO SEE THE MANAGER!"

Mina asks, "Can I get ride?"

He asks, "On my dick or my cart?"

Mina blushes, "On the cart, it's not 5 pm yet."

Izuku putting the gator on car roof tied down, "It's 5 pm somewhere."

Izuku getting on the driver seat patting the passenger seat, "Come aboard the Floridan Express."

Mina jumping on, "Seriously, what are you going to do with this thing?"

Izuku laughing, "It's a secret."

Mina shooting acid at nearby robots and Izuku with an RPG and stirring the cart with his right foot and left foot on the pedal. Then Izuku ran out of RPG rockets and went for the kitchen knives, one in each hand, and looking at a ramp, "Time to fly!"

Mina jumping off, "Have fun!"

Izuku driving up the ramp and flying in the air to see a big 3 pointer robot, "BANZAI!"

He crashed his cart into the head and causing it to fall back to the ground, then the grounds start shaking as the zero pointer came out. Izuku looking as everyone running away and straps the robo gator to his back, "You time has come."

The Camera Room

The teacher watching the students running as Aizawa yawns, "They are running away just like you instructed them to do."

Yagi looking at the cameras, "Where is Izuku?"

Nezu pulling up the screen showing Izuku climbing the zero-point robot with the robot gator struggling on his back. Present Mic in confusion like everyone else, "What… is… he doing?"

As he climbs to the head, he punches its eyes to break a hole into it which Snipe in horror, "Oh my god!"

They saw as Izuku released the gator into the hole and tearing up the wires and parts inside the zero pointer. Vlad King now speaking, "How much do those things weigh?"

Nezu replies, "45 kilograms."

Recovery Girl on the mic to the room, "Are you seeing this? Some crazy kid destroying the zero pointer!"

Nezu nods, "We see it…"

The robot was now smoking and shooting sparks, Izuku jumps off the giant robot to a nearby building and shooting, "THERE IS NO GOD HERE! ONLY ME!"

Hound Dog kind of disturbed, "I am very… disturbed."

Aizawa showing some fear, "The only thing scaring a strong villain is suicidal hero."

Nezu smiling, "Using a robot to destroy a bigger robot, that is some out of the box thinking."

Yagi looking at the screen, "Why is he going back in the sewer?"

They all look to see the young man crawls in the sewers which he realized, "Wait a minute…"

He switches cameras to see that Izuku grabs another robotic gator and running to a secret door. Midnight asks, "What does that door lead to?"

Nezu not saying a word and as ran to the door to lock it, "I can't believe he found it."

The teachers were confused until a robotic gator head broke the door which got everyone on their feet. The gator head was pulled back and Izuku looking in, "Hello there."

Nezu drinking his tea, "How did you know about the secret tunnel?"

Izuku smiling, "I smell Doritos… Cool Ranch flavor."

Present Mic looks down at his chips, "No! You can't have these!"

Aizawa without hesitation grabs the chips, "You want these?"

Izuku nodding and Aizawa hands them over, "Now go home, you fiend."

Izuku taking the chips then leaves to go home.