The Bois - badboymcshizzle (Leo) , amaZHANG (Frank) , proffesionalstaplereater (Jason) , waterboy (Percy) , saynotolitter (Grover), meanbro (Annabeth)

waterboy added meanbro to: THE OG BROS


badboymcshizzle

HI HI HI GUYSSSS

amaZHANG

hey, everyone! :)

meanbro

why was i added here?

saynotolitter

um hello

professionalstaplereater

wow

I could ask you the same question. And perce- seriously? I THOUGHT I WAS UR BRO

waterboy

AND YOU STILL ARE

BUT G MAN UR STILL MY BESTIE 4 EVER

meanbro

Perce?

waterboy

yes?

Wait shit

great going, jason. you ruined it.

professionalstaplereater

whoops.

meanbro

i hate it here already.

amaZHANG

honestly same lets leave

saynotolitter

add me in too pls

badboymcshizzle

nOW WAIT A MINUTE

Percy, introuduce your friend to us!

waterboy

meet uh- someone. he's my number neighbor! yayy! round of applause everyone!

professionalstaplereater

hello, mean bro!

badboymcshizzle

this mean bro shouldn't get the honorable title as a TRUE bro. he's so rude.

professionalstaplereater

Agreed.

meanbro

maybe i wouldn't act like this if i knew who you all were

amaZHANG

come on guys, lay off him a bit.

meanbro

thank you! You seem like a very nice person.

amaZHANG

its no problem! you seem quite good as well.

waterboy

I hate to break it to you two guys but

i have some news for you all. As we all know, this dude here is new. i think he has some real potential in this group here

badboymcshizzle

i object

saynotolitter

Lets give him a chance.

professionalstaplereater

bruh shut it leo

waterboy

back to my point!

To see if he has the qualities to be an official bro of ours, we have to test him!

amaZHANG

a test? You guys didn't test me tho. Or anyone here...

saynotolitter

Yeah, I don't recall.

meanbro

im literally right here. and don't act as if i want to be ur guy's bro.

waterboy

Trust me, you do. test time!

What is your favourite food?

meanbro

how is this relevant?

waterboy

food is key in a friendship.

badboymcshizzle

Question number two, coming at you!

what's ur type in women?

amaZHANG

what

meanbro

what

im not answering any of those. Is this seriously what teenage boys talk about?

waterboy

question number three: How big is ur shlong dong?

meanbro

excuse me?

waterboy

ur dick

meanbro

i know but WHAT IN THE ACTUAL- ?

WHO ASKS THOSE QUESTIONS?

professionalstaplereater

oh gods percy what have you done to our new friend

go in a corner and think about what you've done.

badboymcshizzle

don't be embarrassed! we're all guys here! unless its that small, then you don't have to answer, friend!

meanbro

i'm not any one of ur guy's friends. Except the Zhang guy, he seems cool. at least HE doesn't ask DISGUSTING QUESTIONS

amaZHANG

Thanks! My name is name is Frank, though. Zhang is my surname.

waterboy

correction: you're not our friend YET.

badboymcshizzle

YeAh

meanbro

guys.

amaZHANG

yes?

professionalstaplereater

whats up?

waterboy

E

saynotolitter

yeah?

badboymcshizzle

what?

meanbro

ima just say it right here and now.

but... what exactly makes you think i'm a dude?

waterboy

...

w-

what?

meanbro

what. makes. you. think. im. a. dude.

amaZHANG

oh no.

professionalstaplereater

You are a male, right? a boy? a man? a dude?

meanbro

No? im not, actually.

waterboy

well!

saynotolitter

oh my gods.

waterboy

AWQESRDXFGCFHVGJHBIJOKLOKIJPOUHIYGUTYREDFYGUHBNJLJUTFYGUVGFXDSETDRYFUG OH SHIT

CFYGUHIJN:ML O{IPUYTFRDFCYGUHIBJON IM MALFUNTIONING

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT A GUY!? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING? I CAN'T BREATHE

meanbro

WELL NONE OF YOU ASKED? WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY?

professionalstaplereater

MAYBE A NICE 'HEY GUYS I'M NOT A BRO' WOULD'VE SUFFICED?

badboymcshizzle

WELL HELLO MAMACITA!

BABYGIRL ARE YOU SINGLE?

amaZHANG

WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?

saynotolitter

I DON'T KNOW

meanbro

EVERYONE GET OUT OF CAPS LOCK, AND EW, 'BADBOYMCSHIZZLE'

waterboy

wait a minute

waterboy changed meanbro to wisegirl!

waterboy

There! much better.

wisegirl

GET ME OUT OF HERE

wisegirl has left the chat!

professionalstaplereater

PERCY GO GET HER

amaZHANG

SHE CAN LEAVE IF SHE WANTS TO ! :(

waterboy added wisegirl back into the chat!

saynotolitter

Im am so sorry about this

wisegirl

everyone just shut im at school rn, and

what kind of nickname is that?

badboymcshizzle

don't you live in new york? so why are you at school at this hour?

waterboy

I put a lot of thought into that nickname!

wisegirl

First of all, i'm the student council president. Of course i have to stay after school. And second, how do you know i live in nyc?

professionalstaplereater

perce told us.

wisegirl

Of course he did.

amaZHANG

To make it fair, would you like to know some things about us?

wisegirl

sure why not

badboymcshizzle

HELLO IM LEO AND I LIKE GIRLS

professionalstaplereater

I'm Jason.

saynotolitter

H hello

im grover..

amaZHANG

Frank!

waterboy

Im the one and only percy Jackson!

wisegirl

Thats cool and all, but im not telling my name. not yet, at least.

waterboy

not fair!

wisegirl

suck it.

HELLO! THIS IS ANNABETH'S FRIENDS!

She tells all of you to shut the fuck up and stop bothering you, or i'll find out all of your IP adresses! Actually, she already did it. This you guys?

###-##-#### New York

##-#####-### New York

#-#####-### New York

####-##-#### Oakland Hills

#####-###-## Oakland Hills

- Silena and Katie

waterboy

oh gods please don't MURDER ME IM SO SORRY

amaZHANG

we finna die

professionalstaplereater

HOW DOES SHE KNOW THAT? im calling the cops-

saynotolitter

A-annabeth? Please don't kill me. Im too young.

badboymcshizzle

cut the cameras deadass


"Okay, that should do it," Katie handed Annabeth's phone back to her with a toothy grin. Annabeth looked at her phone and sighed, but there was a bit of releif in it.

"Did you really have to do that?" Annabeth asked. Though she was thankful that the strangers on the other side of the screen would finally shut up.

"Its completely necessary," Silena ensured. "Now, lets get back to the meeting."

The 'meeting' consisted of a few select students of the student council.. Clarrise LaRue, Silena Beaugard, Will Solace, Michael Yew, Beckendorf, the Stoll brothers, Sherman Yang, Lou Ellen and a few more. Annabeth of course, was the president. The student council meeting room was decorated with shelves stacked with textbooks and random pictures. At the back of the room, there was a corkboard that had random sheets of paper strung up with a few drawings of Annabeth's building sketches. A ping pong table was placed in the back. One long mahogany wood table sat in the middle of it all, where everyone sat. Despite the student council being so professional, the room did not radite those kind of vibes.

The disscusion was currently focused on the schools club activities. Though there was one problem that Travis Stoll brought up.

"Annabeth, could you tell Katie to get her stupid plants out of my club room? It smells like flowers and shit now!" He complained and gave a glare to Katie. She huffed and glared back. Forget about the student council being so 'Professional'.

"You're overreacting! I've only had them in there for one day, and it'll be moved out by next week!" She spat back at the brown haired boy.

"Next week!? I have some very important buisness to do in there, and-" Annabeth cut him off with a shush.

You see, Travis and Connor Stolll were the leaders of the photography club. Katie was the head of the Gardener club, and she had to move her plants temporarily. Every spring a different array of flowers were planted in front of the school. Due to a scheduling problem, the place where they would be planted had to be prepared and well... postponed. And since the photography club was quite near the front of the school, it made sense to put them there. The room had big windows perfect for the sun and wind.

"Its only temporary!" Katie scowled.

Annabeth spoke up, clearing her throat. "She's right, Travis. It'll only be a few days. Is there some kind of problem that you can't wait?"

"No. Well, actually- no."

"Then its not a problem. Travis, please just listen to her."

He grumbled. "Fine."

"Great! Now, both of you apologize."

They gave her a look like 'What? Are you out of your damn mind?'

Hesitantly, the two looked at each other. They snarled and very slowly said their apologies, neither of them wanting to say it first. It was Katie who was brave enough to to it first.

"S-sorry."

"Yeah, sorry."

The meeting went on for about thirty more minutes. In that time span, it was much more calmer without the tension between Travis and Katie. A few more disscusions were brought up, as well as the plans for Camp Half Blood. Though nothing bad was talked about.

"I think that's it!" Annabeth clapped her two hands together and started to pack up her belongings. The rest followed suit, them leaving before her. She had to lock up anyways. Silena and Beckendorf left first, walking out of the room together. Then Clarisse, and surprisingly, Katie and Travis.

Annabeth took one last look at the empty room before her. Not one thing was out of place, just like it always was. She locked the door and shouldered her bag, filled with books and paper. The hallways echoed with every footstep, and it was eerily strange. Earlier that day, she had opted to walk to school. Annabeth was definitely regreting that desicion now. Her legs hurt. Her head was sore and her back was aching like it was 87 years old.

Thank the lord that her house wasn't too far away.


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also, if you see any typos pls ignore them. i write chapters at very ungodly hours. I'll try to edit them later. (Hopefully) and uh... wow, i haven't updated anything in a WHILE. dam. I need to get my act together. One more thing, since this chapter was really short i'll make next one longer. (Hopefully x2)

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