Chapter Four: Okay, But Why Though?


It had been a few weeks since that fateful Tuesday. Since then, Mineta and his perverted antics had mostly severed their ties. That, and due to the damage his balls (both of them) had sustained, he couldn't pleasure himself even if he wanted to. He was a new man now, but be that as it may, some people still weren't convinced.

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After the Wednesday school day had come to a close, class 1-A made their way to Heights Alliance and went to their daily dues. Mineta on the other hand stayed on the first floor and turned on the T.V. He would talk to whoever came down first, the grape hero decided.

Fortunately, someone did come down. Unfortunately, the said person was Ochako Uraraka. What was it with him and his gravity controlling classmate interacting so much?

"Hey look, I don't want any trouble here, so-

He was cut off by her grabbing the remote, pulling out a bag of chips from who knows where, and then sitting on his lap. "Uh...could you get off, you're kind of heavy!"

She didn't respond vocally, but Mineta knew she did hear him as suddenly she got heavier.

"Look, if you're still mad at me, that's fine, but at least don't sit on me!" Mineta complained, trying to push her off. He thought for a moment and pulled off two sticky balls from his head and grabbed her with them. "Now you can't resist!"

Big mistake. Most likely the worst of his life. "No, Mineta! Don't do it! I said stop!" she screamed suddenly.

"Wait what?" Mineta muttered, trying to understand why she was screaming so suddenly. He got his answer soon enough.

"One For All: Full Cowling…" The voice behind them began. Hesitantly, Mineta turned to see Deku surrounded by green lightning and glaring daggers at him.

"Wait, Midoriya. It's not what it looks like, she started-

"Detroit...SMASH!" Leaping at him, Izuku threw a right hook at Mineta, launching off of Uraraka and shooting him towards a wall. Luckily, with his quick thinking, Mineta was able to throw a sticky ball where his head would've hit, avoiding a large sum of damage.

Thinking he avoided the worst, he was about to get up when footsteps raced down the stairs and Bakugou, along with Eraserhead and the girls of class 1-A entered the scene.

"You see normally, I would stop you guys, but seeing as this entire scene screams attempted rape case gone interrupted-by-Midoriya, I give you all full permission to beat his ass," Aizawa said, as dull as ever. "I won't fine you either,"

Mineta turned his attention to his teacher with a knowing look. "Okay, but why though?" his eyes told him.

With full permission, the eight students all participated in beating up Mineta, MVAs (most valuable assaulters) being Deku and Bakugou.

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"Alright, that's enough!" Aizawa called out, disabling their quirks with his. "I said you could beat his ass, not kill him."

Yaoyorozu turned to her sensei with pleading eyes. "Aw c'mon, sensei! Just let me get one more hit with my metal bat and he'll bite the dust!"

"No! Think about U.A's reputation. If it gets on the news that a student at a hero school was killed by his own classmates for attempted rape, nobody is going to enroll and I'll lose my side job," he explained. "I do not want to lose my side job,"

Reluctantly accepting this response, Yaoyorozu retreated back to her allies as they peered over Mineta's body. He was twitching, most likely due to the fact that his knees were bent the wrong way. Satisfied with their work, they were about to leave when they heard a door open.

"Shocking Sticky Barrage!" A voice cried out as eight purple balls surrounded by yellow electricity soared through the air and landed on their targets, giving them a massive electric shock.

From out of the storage room, an unscathed Mineta walked out, shocking sticky ball in hand. "Honestly, I'm surprised I was able to slip my dummy past both Midoriya and Uraraka…"

All of them quickly turned to the floored Mineta and saw wires popping out. Upon further inspection, the "blood" was actually just cranberry juice with a bit of corn starch.

"You sneaky-AGH!" Bakugou cried out as Mineta threw the ball he had in his hand at the grenade boy, shocking him again.

"Now, if you'll let me explain…" Mineta began. He pointed to Uraraka with an accusing glare. "I was just watching some T.V after school like any teen would, until this bitch came down and sat on top of me! While I was trying to get her off, I thought it would be best to use my quirk so that she couldn't resist when I tried pushing her off of me-

"Cut the crap, perverted freak-KYAAAA!" Mina was next to be shocked a second time, this time by a shocking ball Mineta pulled out of a bag.

"Anyway, in my attempt to push her off, she must've heard Izuku's footsteps and created a scene that would make me look like a rapist. It worked, as Midoriya over here fell for her trap and punched me. While Aizawa-sensei was giving you all permission to beat me up, I had swapped out with a dummy I had made a few days back. Finally, I had Kaminari wrap my sticky balls with some purple-dyed pliable metal, wrap it with his electricity, and now we're here." Mineta finished with a sigh. "If you don't believe me, check the cameras-

"DIE!" Bakugou shouted as he punched Mineta square in the face. "Making an act to feign as a rape scene isn't that bad when said offender would have done it anyway."

"What Kacchan said!" Izuku added in agreement. "And no, before you say it, I am not looking down on you Kacchan-

"Shocking Sticky Avalanche!" Mineta exclaimed, throwing the entire bag at the group as they were talking. Using this shock, he ran out of the building and made his way to U.A "Bye, bitches!"


Fortunately, Minoru Mineta had escaped. Unfortunately, he made the mistake of grabbing his dummy as well, leaving a trail of cranberry juice to where he was hiding. "Bakugou's gonna find me and kill me, I have to leave! But this is the only hiding spot that I could get to fast enough before getting sniped by Momo-

"We meet again, grape."

"Huh?"

~End~