An: Hey guys I am back with another chapter. I have been seeing what you guys have been saying and have been thinking about your words. Anyways it's about even on who you guys want paired with Harry. Just to let you guys know Harry won't have any romantic feeling until the third year. Anyways on with my cringe!


Chapter 4: Magic school is not as fun as it sounds.

When Harry got up in the morning with Ron. The two of them went to breakfast and they decided to sit with Ron's twin bothers. From what Harry could figure out was that the weasley twins are very much pranksters. While at breakfast the twins tell Harry about Hogwarts. Suddenly a barrage of owls came into the great hall and were delivering mail to different students. Taking Harry by surprise a jet black owl delivered a letter to him. The handwriting on it seems to be that of Mr.Stolas.

Harry opens the letter making sure no one else sees what it has to say. The letter he read goes like this 'Dear Harry, I hope that you are doing fine in the living world. Your parents are missing you especially your father. Octavia is sad too since you are gone. I assume that you are a bit home sick so I attached a copy of the picture of you and Octavia having a great time at Loo Loo land. We will hopefully see you at the winter holidays. Until then write to us with this owl. His name is Edgar. Well Harry have a great time at school! Sincerely, Stolas.'

When Harry finished the letter he pulled out a picture of a 5 year old Octavia and Harry. They look like they are about to cry in the arms of that robotic clown of loo loo land. Harry thought in his head 'I fucking hate that clown!' Harry didn't notice one of the redhead twins looking over his shoulder at the picture. "Awww! Little itty bitty Harry is cute. Nice Halloween costumes with that other kid. And aww Harry are you scared of clowns?" The twin that was teasing Harry was none other than George weasley. With a bit of embarrassment Harry stuffed the photo back into his bag and turned onto George. "Shut up! Don't say anything about that photo ok? I was in a theme park and me and my friend were forced to take a picture with a creepy clown animatronic." Harry says defensively to the weasley twin. At that time Harry thanked satin for Percy coming down the table with first year's schedules.

Harry and Ron had the same scheduled and left the great hall to figure out where their classes were. Harry having to drag Ron away from the table because he insisted on eating some more. The first class of the day was transfiguration and when they got there they were a few minutes late. Everyone was there except professor mcgonagall. On the desk was a tabby cat and Ron said " Great she isn't here yet!" He says with relief but his face turns into surprise when the tabby cat jumps off the desk and turns into the professor in front of their eyes. She is giving the duo a stern look." Should I turn Mr.Weasley into a watch and Mr.Potter into a map? Maybe then you won't be late. Find a seat and take it. Now class let us begin." With that being said the class started.

After living through transfiguration, history of magic where Harry wished that their teacher would go to hell just because of how boring he was. Honestly in Harry's opinion the ghost in Hogwarts escaped from the fate of mortal souls when they usually die. Now he is sitting in one of the dungeons and waiting for the potions teacher to come into the dungeon. To Harry's annoyance they had to have class with the slytherin. Which had the snobby dick head Malfoy who is glaring at Harry's head. Harry turns to him and gives him a I don't care about your stupid self and you don't scare me bitch face.

With a bang the door opens and reveals a tall lanky man with oily hair, a hooked nose, and robes that make him look like an overly large bat. He walks up to the board and says "You are here to learn the subtle science and exact art of potion making," he paused and looks around the class and continues "As there is little foolish wand-waving here, many of you will hardly believe this is magic. I don't expect you will really understand the beauty of the softly simmering cauldron with its shimmering fumes, the delicate power of liquids that creep through human veins, bewitching the mind, ensnaring the senses... I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach." Then he turns his head to Harry.

"Well it seems as we are honored by the presence of a celebrity in our class." He says with a sneer that Harry really doesn't like. Then the professor whose name is snape proceeds to ask Harry questions about what different ingredients make and where to find them. Harry to his gratitude had Millie who made him read some of his school books before school and he knew some of the answers to the question but didn't know the difference between wolfs Bain and monk's wood. From that small encounter with his potions teacher he knew that they are going to hate the living hell out of each other.


Time skip to the end of the day.

Harry was just done with magic school. It wasn't as fun as he wanted though it would be. He was hoping that defense against the dark arts would be at least interesting. But the teacher was putting on an act of a timid person. Harry saw though that lie and was wondering what he was hiding. At last he thought that it would be a problem for future Harry. Right now Harry is going to write a letter home.


That's all for now. I know that there is not much action this chapter. That's because I had a hard time with writing this. Well review and let me know thoughts. Well toodles!