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Mineta tries flirting with...
Chapter four: Impish Invisibility
The audience that had been summoned to the theater room by the realmcrafter Talespinner69 had just finished watching the third episode of a realm in which Mineta is shown trying to flirt with a different one of the girls in his year of UA's hero course once per episode. The short perverted grape boy was shown to have no luck thus far, but Mineta in the audience was holding out hope that the him in this realm would eventually get lucky.
"I keep telling you, I'm bound to score with a girl at some point!" Mineta insisted.
"Mineta, if you do somehow convince a girl you're worth her time, then it's a sign of the end times," Kyoka said dryly, "Seriously. You can be just...just the worst sometimes."
Nodding in agreement, Uraraka said, "You need to stop acting like a pervert. Maybe then you'll succeed with getting a girl to at least consider being acquaintances with you."
"Why does he treat girls the way that he does, though?" Kotaro asked rhetorically, "I mean, if we knew where his perverted thoughts towards the fairer sex comes from, then maybe we can get to work on attempting to reverse some damage."
Gently shaking his head, Tale said, "Sorry, but I don't have the time. I need therapy."
With a mildly concerned look on his face, Izuku said, "Therapy? Why do you need therapy, Tale?"
"And what could cause someone of your position as a Realmcrafter such trauma that you'll need therapy to get over it?" Aizawa asked, looking like his interest was piqued but he was still maintaining a healthy level of cautiousness.
"I don't think any of us would want to know the answer to that," Kotaro said. Turning to look at Tale, Kotaro asked, "Ain't that right?"
Tale simply stood there, shuddered as he muttered something about Zarbon. Turning to look at the audience, Kotaro said, "Oh, look at that! Time for the next episode! I wonder which girl will be Mineta's target this time!"
Crossing his fingers, Mineta said, "Come on, give me one that will give me a chance!"
...
(Mineta tries flirting with Toru Hagakure)
"Uhhg," Toru in the audience moaned in clear disgust, "He's going to try flirting with me this time?"
"What I want to see is how the Mineta boy gets screwed over here," Rappa commented, "I mean, with what all we've seen so far, there's been no shortage of entertainment, and there is a lot of variety to it."
Dabi nodded in agreement. "True. Watching the little grape boy fail at love is pretty damn amusing. Almost as amusing as it would be to see dear old dad go through a similar level of bad luck." Todoroki nodded in agreement with his villain older brother as their pro hero dad hung his head in a defeated manner.
"Come on guys," Mineta said, "Maybe I'll get lucky with Hagakure. You never know."
Crying out in disgust again, Hagakure complained, "If the me here does somehow fall for the tricks that the you here pulls Mineta, I'll sue."
One morning during breakfast over at the dorm building for UA's class 1-A, Mineta made his way over to the dining area, where Kirishima was talking to Kaminari and Sero. "And how are you gentlemen doing this morning?" Mineta greeted.
"We're curious about the stickers that Aizawa-sensei put on our assignments that we got back during the last class of the day yesterday," Sero said as he showed his assignment, which had a sticker of the face of Aizawa himself next to the A- grade that Sero got.
"I put stickers on the assignments of my students in this realm?" Aizawa in the audience said in a surprised tone, "What am I, an elementary grade school teacher?"
Scoffing in amusement, Sekijiro said, "You're way too strict to be one, Shouta. If you became an elementary grade school teacher, you'd make at least one student cry before your first day on the job comes to a close."
"And why a sticker of you yourself?" Hizashi asked, "Kind of egotistical, don't you think?"
"I'm just relieved I got an A grade of some kind," Sero commented.
As the boys talked, Hagakure came walking by them. "Hey boys," the invisible girl greeted, "What's up?"
"Hagakure, perhaps you can answer why Aizawa-sensei put stickers on our assignments from yesterday," Kaminari said as he held up his assignment which got a B-, which had a sticker of Ms. Joke's face next to the grade, "Because I would like to know why I got this sticker of Ms. Joke next to my first decent grade in a while."
Giggling cutely, Hagakure explained, "Actually, Aizawa-sensei thought it would be cute if he let Tsuyu's little brother help him grade the assignments since he's still here on UA grounds for the witness protection thing we have to cover. The stickers were Samidare's idea."
Sighing, Mineta pulled out his own assignment, which had an F- which was accompanied by a sticker of Endeavor's face. "So these stickers came from that little demon that Tsuyu calls her little brother?" Mineta said in a depressed tone, "I still can't believe that I failed."
"Dudes!" Dabi in the audience exclaimed in clear amusement, "Failing grades get a sticker of dad's face! The frog girl's little brother is savage!"
Dabi wasn't the only one laughing, as many others in the audience, including most of the other villains, Mirko, Emi, Todoroki, and several UA students were also laughing at the expense of the Flame Hero. As for said hero himself, Endeavor sulked in his seat again.
"Well maybe if you had studied rather than view lewd doujinshi on the internet all night, you might have gotten a better sticker from Tsuyu's adorable little brother," Hagakure commented, "According to what Tsuyu got on the matter, the stickers are based solely on Samidare's own preferences, so the better your grade is, the more Samidare will like the pro hero he gives your assignment a sticker of."
Looking at his A-, Sero said, "An A- gets a sticker of Aizawa-sensei himself apparently. That begs the question, what does an A and an A+ get?"
Shrugging, Hagakure said, "I can't tell you since I got a B+ on the assignment, which seems to net one a sticker of Fat Gum."
"Hey, I got a B+ too!" Kirishima remarked. Hagakure went on a bit more before she took off.
After Hagakure had left, Mineta turned to the boys and said, "Gentlemen, I have an idea."
"Will he actually study so that he can try to get a better grade?" Tenya in the audience asked dryly, "Because failing like that is unacceptable."
Gently shaking his head, Aizawa remarked, "Although I wish that he would do that, I highly doubt that the Mineta here will try that."
"If I did fail like that for real, I would try to do better next time," Mineta remarked.
"Oh?" Sero replied, "And what is that?"
Ponting straight up, Mineta declared, "I shall continue my hunt for a girl by going after our very own Hagakure next!"
"What makes you think that you'll succeed with Hagakure where you had failed with Uraraka, Tsuyu, and Mina?" Kaminari asked rhetorically.
"Similar to Mina, Hagakure more or less has no one to try to tell me off for her, but unlike Mina, Hagakure isn't as wild," Mineta explained, "She'll be easier for me."
"You little jerk!" Hagakure in the audience exclaimed as she threw a theater box of candy at Mineta's head, hitting him in the back of the head and making him cry out in pain, "You think I'm easy prey, huh?!"
Gesturing to the big theater screen, Kyoka said, "Well if the last three episodes are any indication, the little troll is clearly underestimating you."
Nodding in agreement, Kotaro said from where he and Tale stood in front of the big theater screen, "Yeah, you have a lot of potential to screw with people, Hagakure."
Before any of the boys could stop him, Mineta took off to try scoring Hagakure as his girl. After Mineta was gone, Kirishima, Kaminari, and Sero all turned to face one another. "...I still can't believe all of us got decent passing grades," Kaminari remarked.
"Yeah, and Mina actually got an A from what she told me," Sero pointed out.
Pumping his fists into the air, Kirishima cheered, "We're actually doing better now!"
"All of Bakugo's idiots actually got passing grades?!" Monoma in the audience exclaimed out of shocked surprise.
"Hey!" Kirishima, Kaminari, Sero, and Mina all exclaimed in annoyance as they threw stuff at the blonde boy of class 1-B.
Folding his arms over his chest, Mineta said, "I'm just wondering how I'll score with Hagakure in this episode here."
"Oh, you better not score with me!" Hagakure snapped.
...
A few moments later, Mineta was on the move, making his way through the hallways of the main UA building as he looked for Hagakure. Despite her being permanently invisible, she'd still be easy to find since she's going to be wearing her UA uniform. All Mineta had to to was look for a female UA student outfit that was moving about on its own and he'll have found the next girl that he had his eyes on.
Eventually, Mineta soon spotted Hagakure, as indicated by the self moving outfit that was in the company of Izuku, Yaoyorozu, and Ojiro. From the looks of it, they were talking about the assignments they got back with stickers on them. But all that Mineta was focused on was the lovely lady who couldn't be seen normally.
"...Really? You only got an A, Yaoyorozu?" Ojiro said in a surprised tone, "Wow, I thought that you'd get an A+ for sure, knowing you."
"No one is perfect," Yaoyorozu in the audience said, "And either way, an A is one of the best grades one can get."
"But given your reputation, you can't blame the me here for being surprised that you didn't get an A+," Ojiro pointed out, drawing a nod of agreement out of the rich girl.
Folding his arms over his chest, Tokoyami said, "And if even Yaoyorozu only got an A, does that mean this assignment in question is the work of the darkest black?"
"Given that me, Kirishima, Sero, and Kaminari all got really good passing grades on it," Mina said, "I think it's more likely that Yaomomo just had a bad day."
Nodding in confirmation, Yaoyorozu showed her assignment she got back, which had a sticker of Edgeshot's face next to the A grade. "At least now I know why Tsuyu's little brother asked me to make those sticker sheets of the faces of various pro heroes," Yaoyorozu remarked, "And it really is cute how Aizawa-sensei thought it'd be amusing to let the little guy help him with grading our assignments."
"So that's where he got them from," Izuku said as he looked at his assignment he got back, "So judging by the fact that my A+ got me a sticker of-"
"Hey, Hagakure," Mineta said, cutting Izuku off as the short grape boy came over. Shooting finger guns in a flirtatious manner at Hagakure, Mineta said, "Are you up for an awesome time with me tonight?"
"Eww! He's flirting with me again!" Hagakure in the audience exclaimed.
"And he cut Izuku off before he could reveal which pro hero sticker is put on an A+ assignment!" Kaminari complained, "I actually want to know who Tsuyu's little bro in this realm thinks is tops as a hero!"
Chuckling in amusement, Dabi said, "At least the worst grade gets an appropriate sticker."
"Is Stain a pro hero?" Hagakure replied in a mildly annoyed tone.
Looking confused, Mineta said, "Ain't Stain the villain who crippled Tenya's older brother?"
"I think Hagakure is trying to tell you no, Mineta," Izuku clarified.
Looking a bit pleading, Mineta said, "Oh come on! You'll have a great time with me!"
Although it couldn't be seen, Hagakure shook her head in the negative. "No way! There's no way I'm going to go out with you!" To everyone, Hagakure said, "Anyway, I need to go study. I got it that since we have classes off today, our homeroom is empty, so I'll have peace there as I study all alone." Hagakure took off from her classmates, leaving them behind.
"Hagakure is going to be all alone?" Mineta in the audience said, "That'll make it easier for the me here to make moves on her!"
"Oh please no!" Hagakure complained.
As Ojiro and Yaoyorozu turned to face Izuku to ask him about his assignment, Mineta took off while none of them were paying attention. Hagakure was going to be alone, so he'll have all the opportunity to flirt with her. He was not going to let the chance pass him by.
...
Later, Mineta had made his way to the class 1-A homeroom. Going inside, Mineta closed the door right behind him. Immediately after that, Mineta heard Hagakure's voice call out, "Oh no! What are you doing here Mineta?"
"I'm here to convince you that I can indeed show you a good time," Mineta said, only to see that there was no clothing moving about on its own. "...Where are you?" Mineta said, looking around for any sign of the invisible girl.
"I got really hot so I took my clothes off," Hagakure said, "A good thing I'm invisible so no one can actually see me. Also, I'm really sleepy, so I'm taking a nap on the floor, cuddled under this blanket."
"She's sleeping naked in the classroom?" Uraraka in the audience exclaimed.
Sighing, Aizawa remarked, "Only Hagakure can get away with that as her being naked isn't really indecent since no one can actually see her."
Looking around, Mineta spotted a figure under a large white cotton blanket. "Aha! Found you!" Mineta declared.
"Oh no! And my back's turned to you!" Hagakure said, "I won't have time to get up before you come over and grab my fanny!" Aroused by Hagakure's complaint, Mineta ran over and gave the prone Hagakure a squeeze on the fanny with his left hand. Stirring slowly, the blanket fell away, revealing that it was actually Aizawa who was sleeping on the floor. The underground hero have a very confused look to his short-statured student.
"Dudes! She tricked Grape Head into grabbing Aizawa-sensei's ass!" Bakugo in the audience exclaimed in laughing amusement. Similarly, many other students in the audience, as well as a few heroes and some of the villains, also laughed hysterically at what Mineta in the episode had been tricked into doing.
Turning to look at Mineta, Aizawa said dryly, "I hope I can count on you never grabbing my ass like that for real, Mineta."
"Of course I wouldn't grab your ass for real, Aizawa-sensei!" Mineta exclaimed.
Gesturing to herself, Emi declared, "Because grabbing Shouta's ass is MY job!"
"No, Emi," Aizawa replied.
Seeing the unamused, dumbfounded look on his homeroom teacher's face, Mineta exclaimed, "Hagakure tricked me!"
"...You're lucky that sounds way too weird to have been made up," Aizawa said as Mineta let go of his rear end, "I'll let you off with a warning. Also go wash your hands because you did just grab a butt technically."
"Yes, sir," Mineta said in a sulking tone as he turned around and walked away in defeat.
...
Later that evening at the class 1-A dorm building, Mineta sat with Kaminari, Kirishima, and Sero at the island counter in the kitchen area, eating dinner. The three boys were all laughing at Mineta's story he was telling them, about how Hagakure became the fourth girl that he had failed to get with.
"Probably because he told us how he had been tricked into grabbing Aizawa-sensei's ass," Kaminari in the audience remarked with a snicker.
Sighing, Mineta said, "Well at least there's always the next girl."
"So Hagakure is off the table since chances are I'll be tricked again and I don't wanna get into trouble like that," Mineta told the boys.
"Maybe you should stop it with bothering the girls," Kirishima suggested after eating a bite of bratwurst.
Pointing a finger right up into the air in a gesture of defiance, Mineta said, "I don't bother the girls! And I won't stop! Not until I succeed!"
"Yes, yes he does bother us," Kyoka in the audience said, her arms folded over her chest.
Sighing, Sero replied, "Then if anything at all, at least try to study for the test tomorrow. You don't wanna get another Endeavor sticker, do you?"
"Why is the Endeavor sticker the one given out on any F grade?" Mineta asked rhetorically, "Isn't he the number one hero?"
Shrugging, Kaminari said, "Maybe Tsuyu's little bro just hates Todoroki's dad." Sighing in a resigned tone, Mineta got up and proceeded to head on up to his dorm room, saying that he's going to go study.
FIN
"So the sticker of dad is given out by Samidare on any assignment that got an F grade of any kind," Todoroki remarked, "...Huh. Maybe he strikes Samidare in this realm as intimidating."
Nodding in agreement, Tsuyu replied, "I can see that, especially given that pro heroes who give off a far friendlier air such as Ms. Joke and Fat Gum are apparently higher up on Samidare's rankings here."
"I'd still like to learn who the A+ hero is here," Izuku said, "As I apparently got a sticker of him or her."
"I'd just be happy to score with a girl," Mineta remarked in a depressed tone.
Shrugging, Kaminari said, "I'm just happy that I got a B- here. That's a really decent grade, you know."
END OF CHAPTER
Author's notes;
Yeah, I couldn't think of very much for Hagakure to do, so I introduced the sticker grading system here earlier than I intended. It will be expanded upon more in the coming chapters. And on that note, in the next chapter, Mineta will have his hands full trying to work with girl number five on his list.