With Love, Wendy

by Candela Monsoon

A collection of diary entries written by a baddie no other than Wendy O. Koopa! During her seventeenth birthday, Bowser gifts her a pink notebook to write her thoughts in it. Sounds like something she won't do, right? But what if she does? What does she write in these entries, then? Well, they're all kept in here, in her handwriting that no one would probably understand.

4. Lion See, Lion Do

Dear Diary,

I've decided to write this one earlier in the morning because I had this crazy dream last night!

Do you know what it is?

I dreamt of a horde of lions trying to take over Darkland! It was weird! They kept roaring and eating Daddykins' minions all over the place! At the same, it felt so bizarre because the lions could have just easily messed up making their way here and end up falling in the numerous lava pits and booby traps Daddykins had instead.

Then me and my brothers would use our wands and use our magic to beat them up! Of course I would use my oh so lovely ice magic! Larry would always beat me to it just because he had water magic. He can be such a jerk sometimes!

Anyway what else happened in it... oh yeah. There was this one part where Morton didn't even help and just talked to the lions about his life. It was so boring so I fell asleep in it, of course. His stories and chitchatting and blabbering are always so annoying.

Also there a ball that hit me. I assumed it was Lemmy but for some reason, I got teleported out and into my room...

...Oh right, that probably means he woke me up, I guess.

Maybe that's how I'm writing to you right now! But I guess it's time for me to end here though, I could hear Daddykins yelling from downstairs.

Till next entry!

With love,

Wendy O. Koopa