A/N: I agree with Anakin on the whole spider thing. I also hate the dark. Anyways, thank you Night Strike and the guest who says they like Ahsoka trolling. Me too, by the way.

Rex looked at the coordinates. He had just come out of hyperspace, which lasted three days. During that time, Rex hadn't done much, and since he didn't have anyone to talk to, he didn't talk much, unless he was saying to himself, "I'm going to kill commander Tano." Don't worry, he didn't really mean it… Most of the time.

Rex shook off his negative thoughts and took the ship down to the surface of the planet, which by the way looked very unflattering.

The first thing he saw when he landed was a hole or something. General Kenobi was standing at the side of the hole or something, but walked away from it to greet Rex.

"Ah, Captain Rex, you're here. Ahsoka was convinced you wouldn't show up," Kenobi greeted him. So was I, Rex thought, but didn't dare say the words out loud.

"Is that Rex?" Rex turned in surprise to the hole or something as he heard Ahsoka's voice coming from the bottom of it.

"Is… Is Commander Tano stuck down there?" Rex asked.

"Oh, yes. General Skywalker as well," Obi-Wan responded.

"What happened?" Rex asked.

"Well, for Ahsoka, she lured Anakin here and made him crash his ship. Anakin pushed her down, and she has to stay there for two weeks. As for Anakin, he spilled my coffee on me on purpose, so now I've trapped him down there for a month. I also gave him a shot that took away his force powers so he can't escape," Kenobi explained.

Rex burst into laughter and rolled on the ground. He only realized he had rolled too close to the hole or something when he fell in with a startled screech. He opened his eyes to see Ahsoka and Anakin standing over him, shaking their heads.

"Ow," Rex complained.

"Get up, Rex. We have something funny to tell you," Ahsoka said temptingly.

"Fine," Rex said, rising painfully to his feet. "This had better be very funny."

"Anakin is afraid of the dark and spiders," Ahsoka told him, an evil smirk on her face.

Rex suddenly felt his stomach turn at the mention of his worst enemy: spiders. He felt his face turn red and asked nervously, "Are there any spiders here?"

Ahsoka's mouth dropped open in surprise, and she only just managed to suppress a chuckle. "Not you, too? Whatever. I'm going to explore the cave by myself, and if I find any spiders, I'll make sure to bring them out for you to see," she said mischievously.

"Don't you dare!" Rex exclaimed, pulling his blasters from his belt, ready to shoot any spiders that dared to come near him, while Anakin let out a scream that lasted for 59 minutes and 59.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 seconds.

"I'LL JUST LEAVE YOU TO IT," Ahsoka shouted, only just loud enough for Rex to hear her over Anakin;s screaming.

"CAN I COME WITH YOU?" Rex looked up as Obi-Wan called down to Ahsoka.

"SURE!" Ahsoka yelled.

"WHAT?" Obi-Wan asked.

"I SAID SURE!" Ahsoka yelled at him.

"WHAT?"

"I SAID, SURE!" Ahsoka shouted, so loud that Rex was sure she must have just destroyed her lungs, throat, and whatever else is involved in speaking.

"THANK YOU!" Obi-Wan yelled before yeeting himself down.

"YOU'RE WELCOME!" Ahsoka yelled, a little quieter now that Obi-Wan was standing right next to her, but she still needed to yell all the same.

Rex watched as the pair headed to a cave opening in the side of the hole or something, then looked at Anakin, who was still screaming. "SIR, I THINK YOU CAN STOP NOW!" Rex hollered. Anakin either didn't hear him or didn't care. Rex wondered how Aankin could scream so loud for so long without stopping to take a breath or get water.

Rex was distracted from Anakin as Obi-Wan came hurtling out of the cave with a tarantula on his shoulder, screaming his head off. Rex only had to take one good look at it's eight hairy legs and it's four pairs of eyes to know he was about to die, if not from a spider bite, then by his heartbeat increasing by way too much.

Anakin's scream became even louder, and he seemed frozen with terror. Rex, on the other hand, was running in useless circles around the hole or something while Obi-Wan rolled on the ground, trying to get the tarantula off.

Rex slowed down as he saw Ahsoka calmly walk out of the cave and make her way to her grandmaster. She used the force to hold the general in place and plucked the spider from his robes, grinning evilly.

Ahsoka held out the spider to Rex, who let out a 6 hour 12 minute and 34.03729567868726876587681065863872648735687894372980785670889830905832908789167615033825525987908798965279587848728187574216427151086547167856105101 second long scream. When he finished, it was 10:00 P.M. During the scream, Ahsoka had decided to leave, claiming she couldn't take another second of screams, and entered the cave. Rex and Obi-Wan had begun to get worried about her, but all Anakin cared about was that she wasn't around to use the force on him.

"Should we go in and check on her?" Rex asked.

"No need." Rex turned to look up in surprise as he heard Ahsoka's voice above him. She was kneeling on the rim of the hole or something and looking down at them with an evil smile, something that she had done a lot since Rex had arrived at the hole or something.

"Ahsoka, how did you get up there?" Anakin whined.

"The tunnel leads to a place you can jump up to get out of the hole or something. I've decided I've had a long enough punishment," Ahsoka replied.

"Oh, right… I've forgotten I don't have to stay down here. I'll be up in a second," Obi-Wan called.

"Actually, I gave you the same shot you gave Anakin just before I pulled the spider off of you," Ahsoka told him. "You know… the one that takes away your force powers for a month."

"WHY?" Obi-Wan sobbed.

"Because I can."

"But that's so mean!" Obi-Wan wailed.

Ahsoka shrugged. "Okay," she responded.

"I have to pee!" Anakin complained.

"Again? Ugh, FINE!" Ahsoka sighed, using the force to lift Anakin out of the hole or something.

"I'm just going to sleep," Obi-Wan said, climbing into Anakin's wrecked starfighter. Rex just straight up flopped on the ground, the type of flop that suggested he was giving up on life. Which he was.