Hello there! Welcome back to the third chapter of 'Identity Trolls in Gotham Academy', and whats the purpose of the title of there aren't Trolls? Requested by someone for a rumour of Bruce Wayne x Batman secretly dating. Sure. I don't know if you were expecting better for the presentation of it. But this is what's on mind for me now.
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"How's school?" Robin flipped over the couch and sat down casually. He had totally been 'dealing with other business'
Wally shook his carton of chocolate milk, "Well...it was horrible. I offically hate Mr Brian."
"Can you not? The things empty!" Artemis glared at him.
Wally responded, "Nope. I still got hope."
Artemis groaned and continued reading her magazine.
M'gaan was the only one who seemed motivated today, "Well, it was fun and we met some students. Like Richard and Barbra."
Robin turned around and cringed, "Yeah, sounds nice."
Wally attempted to snicker quietly, but so far, he seemed to be failing.
"What, Baywatch?" Artemis raised her brows.
Wally burst out laughing, "N'thing, just nothing."
Robin shot him a quick bat glare, which sobered Wally up.
Artemis raised his brows.
The three of them sat down on the sofa, while their other non human friends were in their own activities.
Wally plopped down onto the green sofa," So, Artemis. If me and Robin were drowning, who would you save?"
"You're so random. Y'know what I'll save?" Artemis snorted.
"My time and effort... Or maybe Robin." Artemis smirked.
Wally dramatically put his hand on his heart, "Oh my!" He pretended to fanit and pass out on the sofa.
"Hah, Artemis likes me more." Robin childishly stuck his tongue out.
Artemis retorted, "Nope. I just don't want to get killed by batman."
"So you confess!" Wally propped himself up, "You fear something."
"Didn't you break the floor yesterday?" Artemis gestured at the broken tiles of the floor.
Robin grinned, "Yea, Wally. Didn't you? He used a mocking tone.
Wally gulped, "Shit, batman is gonna kill me."
"Foul language." Robin said.
Artemis said thoughtfully, "Hmm... Batman got another reason to kill you."
"Batman doesn't kill right?"
"Nobody said he can't kill you indirectly," Robin pointed out.
Artemis remarked, "Touché."
While they were intentionally starting the conversation how batman could kill you by putting a knife in orange juice to scare Wally, Wally was dumping orange juice into the rubbish bin.
He mumbled to himself, "Since when did we have 10 cartons?"
M'gaan walked in, "Hello, - WALLY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"Uhm." Wally paused in his actions.
"I needed that for mines and Conner's projects for school!"
Wally gave a sheepish grin, "... Well..."
Artemis and Robin were cackling in the background.
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Day three... Was it five or four hundred of school? Artemis couldn't shake himself out of his thoughts.
Just like usual during lunch, life happens.
Dick said, "Barbra is sick, so she can't exactly join us today."
"I believe she would recover soon," Kaldur said politely.
M'gaan asked, "So... Dick, who are your parents?"
Dick winced a bit, however it had gone unnoticed. He replied with a slightly monotone voice, "Well...I was adopted by Bruce Wayne."
Wally knew he clearly didn't want to bring up his actual parents.
Artemis choked on her orange juice, "Wai-"
"OH MY SNEEZES! ITS TRUE! IT'S TRUE! BATMAN PUTS..." Wally's voice faltered when he saw the entire cafeteria was staring at him.
Wally oh-ed and slumped down to his seat.
Artemis smirked. Little did anyone know Dick Grayson was smirking too.
Artemis cocked her eyebrow, "Yes, Wally? "
The reaction she really didn't expect just.. happened.
Wally frozed, and speed over to grab her orange juice, then in normal speed, hurled it across the cafeteria landing perfectly onto a random student's head.
A quiet soft "ow..." was followed.
Kaldur sighed.
Wally coughed embarrassedly, "Well... Errr, where were we again?"
"Yeah. Uhm...Dick, your the ward of Bruce Wayne?! I never knew," Artemis continued after quickly sending a mini bat glare to Kid flash.
Artemis knew this kid for months, but she never knew he was the ward of the richest, absulutely richest billionaire who gave her a scholarship here.
She hated rich people honestly, although Bruce Wayne gave her a stupid scholarship to this school, it somewhat felt like a mock since even with just mom and her living in the house, they could barely pay the rent.
But Dick Grayson?! The weirdest kid is the ward of the richest man meaning he lives im that gigantic manor. She never guessed.
Maybe she and Dick were good friends, but ever since being assigned to this mission with the team, it feels like she just met him a few days ago.
Perhaps having the hero sense of thinking is a completely different thing than normal scholarship girl whose family is full of criminals, Artemis thought.
She better keep that in mind and be more wary about him now.
Artemis realised everyone was staring at her like when Kid Idiot had his dramatic orange juice fiasco. She was not gonna stoop to his level.
"I heard Bruce Wayne was called the White Knight for being the richest man and all." She spat out with a bite.
Wally glared at her without anyone noticing. She knew nothing about Dick. For starters, he's robin. He mentally said.
Dick winced since he knew that Artemis hated rich people and now she was gonna be suspicious of him.
Connor frowned, "Wasn't Batman called the Dark Knight."
Wally frowned, "Wait, if Bruce an-Bruce Wayne and Batman are called White and Dark Knight..." He attempted to change the subject with a not so light jab of humour.
But he knew the consequences. He did. What it just suddenly came across his mind. Just a joke... Just a joke.
He yelped," BATMAN AND BRUCE WAYNE ARE DATING?! "
Everyone stopped talking and the attention was drawn to Wally. Before amyone could react, the craziest and insane thing happened.
A table of people, probably some jocks, stood up and were overdramatically screaming like there was no tomorrow.
Wally blinked.
The whole cafertia stood up and all hell broke loose.
"OMG, I NEED TO POST THAT ON INSTAGRAM!"
"YOU HAVE INSTAGRAM?! FOLLOW ME!"
"EKKKKKK!"
Nice going, kid idiot... Wally sighed to himself like he did on the first day.
Now, his table...
Robin blinked, "Uhm." For once the boy wonder was speechless.
"... I-" Artemis opened her mouth, then closed it.
M'gaan and Connor sat there shell-shocked as if they were contemplating life.
Kaldur rubbed his temples, "Wally..."
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Done with his chapter. And no, to reply to a question by a reviewer, i wouldnt be revealing the villian yet... Maybe. I haven't made my mind up, but probably there would be multiple villians, the first attack by the villian un-identified should appear about next chapter or the chapter after.
