OMAKE

It had been a tiring day for one Jaune Arc. He had gone with his wife's Coco and Yang shopping and much to his surprise he was their packing mule. Sure he was extremely satisfied and aroused when they tried on some lingerie for him and even some bikinis. After 4 long hours he was finally home and while his wife's were putting their clothes away he just barely managed to make it to the living room and collapse on the couch.

"Gods I forget how much they need to buy" he sighed as he began to relax. It only lasted a mere minute before his wife Ruby came to him in a flurry of rose petals.

"JAUNE JAUNE JAUNEEEE!" She screamed as he got up.

"Ruby, babe I'm right here there is no need to yell." He said as she blushed a little in embarrassment.

"Right sorry but anyways guess what! guess what!" She repeated.

"I don't know? Did you make a mini Crescent Rose that Zwei jr. can use?" Jaune said tirely

"Close but no" she said before she held something up so close to his face that he closed his eyes. "Look!"

With a sigh slowly opened only to see a pregnancy test strip that read positive. It took Jaune a good 10 seconds to process everything before his eyes went wide.

"Y-you're PREGNANT!?" He shouted holding the strip as Ruby proudly stuck her chest out.

"Hehe that's right I'm pregnant so that means you're gonna have to cook me many things to satisfy my cravings" Ruby stated looking a bit too smug.

"Haha yeah I guess I will." Jaune said scratching the back of his head a little worried. 'Crap I knew I should've pulled out. I don't want to go through this again. I barely survived Velvet's cravings and even then she almost broke my hand when I didn't make something right.' "Well I guess that's what I get for doing it almost every night. Quite honestly I'm surprised no else is pregnant other than Blake"

"Y-yeah that's what happened." Ruby said blushing a little more at the memory of last night's little 'battle'. "Anyways, loyal husband I require cookies with the richest chocolate chips to be baked."

"Heh well first off dear wife" Jaune smiled as he picked Ruby up and kissed her. "I need to tell you how happy I am for us to have a kid on the way."

Before Ruby could say anything a certain buxom blonde came into the living room.

"Hey Rubes, why do you have this positive pregnancy test gag to-" said Yang as her lips became a thin line after having ratted out her dear sister.

"...Ruby….." Jaune said as he was looking at Yang and the box she had with a very neutral poker face.

Ruby couldn't help but start sweating a little. Jaune was many things. A handsome father and husband, great cook, blessed in bed, huntsman and so forth. But if there was one thing that he also was that all his wife's except for perhaps Glynda and Blake feared was a cruel man.

"Yeaaaaaaah I've never seen that before hahaha now where were we." She tried saying before Jaune dropped her on the couch. Her butt landing on the seat as he looked at her.

"Ummmm well this is awkward I'm Just gonna go for now. Sorry Ruby" Yang said before she dashed away as her sister looked on in betrayal.

The tension in the room was very heavy as the Husband stood looking at his Wife who was trying her best to not look at him. After what felt like hours Ruby finally stuttered.

"Uhh um A-a-april fool's?" She said looking up at her husband who was still looking at her before finally sighing.

"Sheesh Ruby." Jaune said as he flicked her forehead earning a squeak from his wife. "I thought you were actually pregnant. Why did you have to fool me like that?"

"Sorry Jaune. I just... you know since it's April fool's I thought I'd play a prank." She said smiling awkwardly at him "sorry?"

"Heh yeah I know, it's fine." He said as she perked up

"Really?"

"Yeah, I just won't be baking you cookies for a month." Jaune said, smiling at her. As in her imagination she cracked like a mirror being broken.

"Nooooooo! Please anything but thaaaattt!" She cried out holding him as he tried to leave. As he made his way into their room Ruby was still hanging off him crying while Coco looked on in amusement. Jaune was about to say something when Yang emerged from the bathroom and called Jaune.

"Hey lover hubbyyyy" she cooed as she came close wrapped her arms on his neck "Guess whaaat~"

Sighing, he asked "What is it Yang. As you can see your sister is"

"I'm pregnant" Yang said happily as the room became quiet while Yang held a positive stick.

"Huh. So that's why you wanted to go to the little pharmacy yesterday." Coco stated the first to recover.

"AHHH OH MY GOD I'M GONNA BE AN AUNT TO ANOTHER KID" Ruby shouted as she congratulated Yang but Jaune just stood there looking at her.

As the room became quiet the women started looking awkwardly at each other until Jaune said 4 simple words.

"Say Sike Right Now." Jaune said.

Quick little Omake as I work on the next chapter