Author's Note: It is during this song that Emerald and Mercury are about to finish their match against Coco and Yatsuhashi. Emerald uses her Semblance to confuse Coco while she and Mercury taunts her.

The song featured here is a parody of Sweet Child from the Little Mermaid Broadway musical.

Any and all comments are welcome.


Coco: Where are you? How are you doing all this?

Emerald:

Too bad

So sad

You're at the end of your rope

Mercury:

Too bad

So bad

Hanging onto your last thread of hope

Emerald:

Sounds like we have our own tricks

Mercury:

That some like you would call unfair

Emerald and Mercury:

Too bad

The real world doesn't care

Coco: Where are you two?

Emerald:

We could tell you

Mercury:

But we tell lies

Emerald:

We intend to win

Mercury:

So you be wise

Emerald:

Don't bother whining

Mercury:

We block out cries

Emerald:

DON'T TRUST YOUR EYES

Mercury:

COME ON, GUYS

Emerald and Mercury:

TOO BAD

REAL BAD

WELL, IT'S TIME FOR THE FINISHING BLOW

HOPE YOU'VE HAD AS MUCH FUN AS WE'VE HAAAAAAAAD

(Emerald and Mercury defeat Coco)

Professor Port: AND EMERALD AND MERCURY TAKE THE WIN!

Coco: (groaning) No... fair...

Emerald and Mercury:

Toooooooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad