Anai 4

Author's note: FUCK YOU, CHEF BOYARDEE! YOU ARE NOT A GOOD MAN.


Anai was on the floor of his apartment quietly crying in the dark. His life was a mess. He was drowning in bills, people hated him, he felt alone, his girlfriend mysteriously vanished and doesn't talk as much as she used to, his parents were nasty to him at any opportunity they had. He sat up and used his sleeve to wipe away his tears. "Fuck it. Another fucking day of work."

He got up, took a deep breath, and got ready to head to work.

Haida couldn't help but worry for the badger. They went to a bar together once. Anai may be terrible at socializing and avoids people entirely, but Haida still considered him a friend. He went to buy some flowers for the guy.


Anai sat at his desk and noticed a vase with sunflowers flowers next to it. A letter was attached. He opened it to read: "Hey, Anai. I can tell you are probably going through a lot. I hope these flowers lighten up your day. From your pal always, Haida."

He turned to look at the hyena and then back at the flowers before smiling a little. "Hey, thanks." He said before resuming his workload. He stopped frequently glaring at Haida in a threatening manner and instead only focused on his work and kept to himself.


It was lunchtime again. "Hey, Anai! Could you cook us up some noodles?" Shouted one of his coworkers.

"GOD DAMN IT!" Anai began to scream and screech various words as he flung himself over to the stove. He started cooking while simultaneously crying and screaming. Then he flung the noodles at everybody's faces, once again causing severe burn wounds and injuries. Next, he began flinging glass bowls and jars causing the entire office to erupt into chaos and flames. "GO TO HELL! GO TO HELL AND DIE!" He screeched.

Haida laid back in his chair holding a beer car in his hand as flames roared all around him. "Ha, ha! Classic Anai!" He cheered.

Fenneko showed up and spat beer into his face. "GET A FUCKING MINIFRIDGE." she shouted.

"FEN, I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY!"

"GET ONE OR I WILL SPIT ON YOU EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!"

"JESUS, OKAY!"

To be continued.