Chapter 4: Green Hill Zone Act 2 (1/4)

AN: Sorry I've been very busy not being dumb online; please enjoy this chapter, as I hope to start posting more frequently from today onward.

WOAAH!" Suniku tred into the jail door, but he couldn't. "Waay past NOT cool!" he splurged.

"Sheet," Twitty Bord gorbled. "Dem jail cells was made to keep yo' blue ass from breakin' out. Iz like that Rob Kennedy muthafucka wuz waitin' fo us or sumthin'!"

"Heh, yeah, I'll say!" Suniku was so warried at this pint. It's been a year since the last chapter, so let him tell you what was:

Sonich was trying to rtun, but only cocina could do the trick. Now he wuz into the fake cock Chat in the Hat had given him. But that was makin him die a little bit (even tho he still felt like Jocker when he did it). Now he and Twattle were in a thing, kidnapped by Roberto F. Konnedon who everyone thinks is ded but didn't! Now he and Twat are in the cages.

(Also he forthgot but Sunki and Twitch's cokie and Colt Python were taked by Kennerden).

So now all they can do is sit. But Twatter has enough. He got into a fight position.

"Nigga! Wit my big ego, I nearly forgots! I can just flys away and see where da fuckin keys are. Sheet, man. Sometimes, hangin' around witchu makes me feel way mo' 'tarded than usual."

"Sonik's the name, speed's my game!" Sunchi replayed.

"Uh huh, right."

Twattle runned out between the cage bars to find the key. Sonchi sat and wiated, feeling his chest. His heart was beating bigly (little did he know it was gooing at 569 beats a minute, which is fast) [was gooing btw like bleeding]). Now he wanted runs, but how could he get them if there was no white snuff for his nosie? Sunchuck sighed. All he wanted was to be like Walking Phoenix from the Choker movie, but now he was just another bum.

And he used to be so big too, when he runned for the Olympics. Now, though, he was washed up. Chat in Hot didn't know he was a cock addict, but everywan else did. The news was reported long ago, but Sunuko didn't rember if hje was in it or not. What happened back then? Maybe one day the coke would wear off, and he would remember.

Suddjenly, without warring, there was a big thing sound at the back of the cage. Sunko looked up, thinking Woah, something else is in here too! There was a big shadow thing in the end of the caje. Sunkist wasn't shore if there was a man or what, but all he knowed was he ready to fight. Wasit the MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD!?

No.

The shadow came out, and at first he didn't no. Then it speaked:

"Hey, Jack, I thought you were gonna help me open that PDF."

It was 46th US President Joseph Robinette Biden!

"Woah, Joe Biden!?" Sunkok was so amazed he nearly fucked. "What's an old fella like you doing in a place like this?"

"Now you listen here, Jack," Bidet shitted, wiggling his finger like a dick in the wind. "I was told this was the PDF room. You know what that is? P. D. F. Now where in the Sam Hell did you put me, man? That ain't cool, little guy. That ain't cool."

Suggnely there was. Big thing at the door. Tweattl, in the dark, crunched into the cage bars. He squazed his way throo, and finded himself in the cage again. "Aight, man, listen," he sad. "Dere ain't no way for me'ta get dat key in on dis here door, aight? So I gots to fly it up to tha lock, kay man?"

"Is that one of them Jungle Gyms?" Biden frongled when he heared Twittle Bitch's accent.

Teety's eyebrow raised in the dark. "Nigga what."

"Tweety!" Sonik shaid. "It's Joe Biden! Way past cool!"

"Joe Biden, huh?" Twattle remaked. "Neva' thought I'd see the President of the Yoo-nited States in a mufuckin jail cell. Thought they didn't put away niggas like you."

Biden smiled and waved at the wall. "You too, beautiful."

Twken shaked his head. "Man, we gots to get the fuck outta here."

"Wait!" Sonchu shitted. "We have to save President Biden, Tweety!"

"Man called me a fuckin' Jungle Gym," Twitle snipped. "Why da fuq should we waste any time on this mo'fo?"

"Clout!" Sonik reasoned.

Tweitt thought about it. "Eh. What da fuck. Maybe you's right for once!"

"Woah! Way past—!"

"Yeah, we get it, we get it. Let me get da fuckin' door unlocked."

Biden hoffed imn the corner. "Sheesh. Look at you! You're a mess! Can't even open a damn notebook!"

Twittly ignoraed him as he opened the door. The cell went SHEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ass the door oppuned.

When dthe door swinged, there was Sonuk being like, yes, I have saved them all. Lik, his pose. He was in a hero pose. But Biden was starting to fall aspeep! ! So Twitlly when up to him and smacked im in the face. Biden paused, then he stood up. He put his hand over his heart and shitted. Then she said to the air, "It is with great pride that I honor you both for saving my life. Not only as American heroes, but also as my friends."

Tweety shrugged. "Sheet, nigga, you too."

"Awright! This is happening!" Suncuck could barely contain his bulge. Now it was his turn to make the world bigger and better! But first he and his fronds had to find a way to escape from Roburt Kunnydee's prison house thing.

"Alright guys! Here's the plan! Just follow my lead! Speed on!"

Sonik taked a single step out of the cag. Soddently, the whole room flashed red. There was a big ear-hurting sound bigging from the waalls. Red siren happened, and there was a big robut noise from the place:

"PRISONERS HAVE ESCAPED! PRISONERS HAVE ESCAPED! ALL UNITS REPORT TO CELL BLOCK 4! ALL UNITS REPORT TO CELL BLOCK 4! PRISONERS HAVE ESCAPED! PRISONERS HAVE" and it kept going like that.

"Fuck!" Twittle Bord gorbled. "We gots to get da fuck outta here, man!"

"I'm on you with that one!" Sonchuk said. "Time to get down and dirty with Robutnik's finest!"

"You said it, Jack!" Biden sodded, stumbling out of the cell.

And so, while the red room pulsed and made big noises, Sonik, Tweety Bord, and Jorge Biden runned though the thing. Now they were out of the cage, but they did still have to escape from Roberto Kanuk's dreaded robot henchmen.