I am SERIOUSLY messed up. Send help XD
Anyways, two great things happen this week.
ONE: My birthday's on Thursday.
TWO: I'm getting the vaccine that fights the "Virus of DOOM AND DESTRUCTION AND DEATH!" On saturday *Gives smile that says I don't want it* yaaaaaaay.
I don't wanna have just me get a needle in my arm so I made this chapter where we stick a giant needle in Alba!
Enjoy!
Me: Screaming at my parents over the phone JUST GET ME THE DANG APPOITMENT ON SATURDAY!
Petey: Okay why are you screaming?
Me: Im tryna get my parents to set up a time where I can get the dang vaccine that's destroying the world.
Dog Man: Holding needle bigger than everybody Hey can we stick this is Alba?
Me: Okay cool (To Parents) AND AS FOR YOU TWO, GET ME THE STUPID SHOT SO WE CAN MOVE ON ALRIGHT!? GOODBYE!
Dog Man: Okay NOW can we stick this sucka in Alba
Me: Okay fine we'll stick it in Alba
Petey: Okay...?
Me: Muaahahahaha
Meanwhile...
Alba: Sleeping in random room in the mansion (I spawned everyone into a giant ol mansion for this fic lol)
Me: Sneaks in holding big ol needle
Also Me: Sticks Needle into Alba
Alba: WHAT THE-
Me: MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA NOW YOU DEAL WITH A NUMB AND SORE ARM. NOW YOU NOW HOW IM GONNA FEEL FOR THE WEEKEND
Alba: SInce when do you get numb arms
Me: *Facepalm* How bout you read up to the "Meanwhile" part of this chapter
Alba: Reads till that point Your parents are weirdos
Me: You worked with my dad for two books. Well, before we completley destroyed you.
Alba: How dare you
Me: Well YA DID, nephew killer
Alba: WELL SORRY I DIDNT KNOW HE WAS DYING
Me: Facepalm
Alba: You need to stop with that
Me: Inserts Facepalm meme Yeah no not happenin
Alba: I can already feel the numbness
Me: If it's numb you shouldn't feel it are ya stupid?
Alba: I will get REVENGE! When my arm isn't numb
Me: Kay bye Locks Alba in room
Alba: HEY LET ME OUT
Me: SEE YA THURSDAY
Alba: WHAT HAPPENS THURSDAY?!
Me: MY BIRTHDAY WHERE I TORMENT YOU ALL I WANT!
Alba: Oh no
Yeah the episode/chapter I'm releasing for this fanfiction is gonna have a LOT of Alba torment
But hey the fic's called "The Alba Torment Show!"
Anyways, see ya in the next chapter
Everyone besides Alba: GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY
(Yes I had to do an Animaniacs reference XD)
Alba: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!
Me: Kay bye homies!
Alba: NO DONT END THE CHAPTER
Me: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Holy geez I made this long XD