UA
"Class 1-A..." Izuku says to himself, reading off a map on his phone, "Should be right... Here!" He looks up to see a massive door nearly 3 times his size, "It's smaller than I thought it'd be. Well, it's now or never".
He opens the door and takes a deep breath. This is the place where he'll be in for most of the time throughout the next year. First Impress-.
"Don't put your legs on the desk!" Demanded the strict teen Izuku had met during the entrance exams, "That's extremely disrespectful to your classmates and the table manufacturers!"
"Nah! Why the fuck would I care about some extras! What shitty middle school are you from you two-bit nerd!" Katsuki Bakugo retorts laughing.
"Well, this is my life now" Izuku inwardly sighs.
"I am Tenya Iida from Somei Junior High School!"
"Ha! Somei! Looks like we got royalty here! We daren't upset the upper crust!" Bakugo mocks.
"Bakugo, you have no room to talk" Izuku says passing the easy to anger boy, "I mean, your parents run one of the biggest fashion companies in Japan".
"Hello there!" Iida says, scooting over to Izuku, "I am Iida Tenya from Som-"
"Yeah, I heard" Izuku cuts him off, "My name is Izuku Midoriya from Professor Xavier's School for Gifted Children".
"I've never heard of that school." Iida says, confused, "Is it American?"
"Uhhh, don't worry about it was dude, it was just a joke" Izuku brushes off, "Anyway, is the teacher hear yet?"
"No, I do not believe so!" Tenya says, looking around, "I've been here for around half an hour but have gotten no response from the faculty".
Suddenly the door opened again, revealing two figures, Ochako Ururaka and Melissa Shield. The two seemed very close, though considering the latter had saved the other, it would be natural that they would hit it off.
"Ururaka!" Izuku addresses, causing shock in the young girl, "Sorry for almost getting you killed! If I looked before I attacked, Melissa wouldn't need to have break her hand."
"Don't worry, if you hadn't done that, then Melissa wouldn't have made it into UA!" Ururaka comforted, causing confusion in Izuku.
"Yeah, it was only because of the rescue points from that, I managed to make it into UA" Melissa said, abashed.
"If you're going to make friends..." Said a deep, dishevelled voice, "Do it elsewhere" Out revealed from under the desk was scraggly looking man with long messy black hair and tired eyes, wrapped in a neon yellow sleeping bag, "Because this is the Heroics Department".
The whole class looked at the man in silence, before Izuku lifted up his phone and said "I'll call the police and tell them there's a hobo on campus".
10 seconds and 1 confiscated phone later...
"Hello there, I'm your homeroom teacher, Shouta Aizawa. Pleasure to meet you" The fake-hobo said, though it was clear he was having no pleasure at all. He lifted up his sleeping bag and lifted a pair of UA gym clothes (Sold in a Nike near you).
"Wear these immediately and shove off to the PE ground" Aizawa said grumpily.
"Wait, didn't he sleep with those in his bag" Izuku thought to himself before shaking it off.
The PE Grounds
"You will be doing a Quirk Apprehension Test" Aizawa announced.
"But what about the welcoming ceremony?" Ururaka asks, worried.
"We don't have time for niceties" Aizawa harshly refutes, "Us Sensei's have full freedom to run our class the way we want. Any way." A red gleam appears in his eye. Full of malice. Or sadistic happiness.
"Bakugo" Aizawa addresses, throwing a ball to the aggressive boy, "How far could you throw a soft ball in middle school?"
"Eh... 67 metres" Katsuki answers.
"Now throw it with your quirk" Aizawa commanded.
"Alright!" Bakugo grinned, "DIE!" He threw the ball into air with his fist charged full of explosions.
"Congrats, just over 700 metres" The Sensei said, revealing a device which told how far the ball was.
"Sir can I use a support item for the Test please?" Melissa Shield asks, holding a red gauntlet of sorts.
"Sure, as long as it's only to support and not secretly a flamethrower" Aizawa confirmed, not to bothered.
"Awesome!" Someone said, "PE with quirks is going to be so fun!"
"FUN?" The pro-hero said with a sadistic grin, "FINE, LET'S PLAY A GAME! WHOEVER HAS THE LEAST AMOUNT OF POINTS SHALL BE DEEMED AS HOPELESS AND E̷̦̳̼̅̑͠X̶̩̊͌̒̈͐Ṗ̷̖̞̀̾E̴̤͕̎̓̏̌̑́̑͂̊̕L̴͔͖̤̱͇̀̃͒́̋͜͜Ļ̵̣̯̮̟͖̟̣͔̞͊͆̓͊̂͂͗́̓̓̋ͅĘ̷̜̯̩̼͇͕̯͖̎͋D̵̡̛̟͇̖̗͎͔̉̑̃́̌̈̑̚͜"
"Oh Great All Might in the sky, please help me" Izuku inwardly pleaded.
Trial 1! 100 Metre Dash!
"Oh wow! Iida is fast!" A pink skinned girl shouts.
"Well, considering he has engines meshed into his legs, I'd say he has this down unless someone can just produce a car or motorbike from nowhere" Izuku joked.
"I can" A jet black haired girl says, "I'm Momo Yaoyorozu, and my quirk allows me to create anything from my body fat as long as I know the chemical structure of it."
"Holy shit, that's OP as hell" Izuku says, shocked, "Couldn't you make a nuclear bomb?"
"...I've never thought about it like that" Momo said to herself.
"You could make whatever make up you want from that!" The Pink Girl exclaimed, "My name is Mina Ashido by the way. And my quirk is Acid".
"Nice to meet you two, I'm Izuku Midoriya." He introduces himself, "By the way Ashido! So does your quirk allow you to control the movement of the acid? How much acid can you produce? Can you control any acid? Is your skin immune to all acid? How much acid can your body produce? Is the aci-"
"I'll answer your questions later!" Mina shouted, befuddled by Izuku, "It's your turn to go".
"Oh! Sorry, it's a habit of mine!" Izuku apologised, rushing to the starting line... next to Bakugo, "Oh hey, Kachan!"
"Fuck off Deku" Katsuki grumbled.
"How about we make a bet!" Izuku proposed, shrugging off his friend, "Loser buys the winner Takoyaki!"
"...Fine" Bakugo reluctantly agreed. He did really like Takoyaki.
And off they ran. Bakugo used his explosions and used them in rapid successions so that they we jet packs of sorts, whilst Izuku centred his magic to his legs, increasing his leg strength and the force of impact his foot had on the ground let him leap further and faster.
"BEEP! 4.11 SECONDS! 4.13 SECONDS!" The machine beeped. The two boys looked around in anticipation. Who had won?
"Sigh... Problem Children" Aizawa tiredly thought, looking at the destruction their footsteps and explosions had caused in their wake. Thank god they were the last two.
"Don't worry Kachan, I'll be the bigger man and buy you Takoyaki" Izuku said, patting Kachan on the bag, with a hidden grin.
"Fuck off Deku!" Kachan shouted, "I'll buy YOU Takoyaki!"
"Are you sure..." Izuku said, egging Bakugo on.
"I'LL BUY THE WHOLE CLASS TAKOYAKI!" Bakugo shouted.
"Wow, thanks, Kachan!" Izuku said, running off, as the entire class cheered.
"...I got played, didn't I?" Katsuki dumbly asks.
"You sure did!" Ururaka shouts, "Thanks Kachan!"
"IT'S BAKUGO!"
Trial 2! The Grip Strength Test!
"Huh, 600 Kilos, not bad" Izuku said to himself. He turned around and saw a red haired boy holding a grip measure, which clocked to around 100 Kilos. Izuku remembered from earlier that the teen had a hardening quirk. "Yo, umm... I'm Izuku Midoriya, nice to meet you!"
"You as well! I'm Ejirou Kirishima!" Kirishima said.
"So, I was wondering, how come you're not using you hardening quirk when you're gripping?"
"What? Why would I do that?" Kirishima asked, confused.
"Well, from what I've seen, your hardening makes your skin stronger, but your movements are slower, which means your body itself is getting denser, so when you punch or grip, the force your putting is increased." Izuku explained.
"Uhhh... I understood none of that!" Kirishima happily admitted, "But I'll take your word for it!" The crimson haired boy hardened his fist and started holding down on the machine. And it turns out that the result was over double than from before! 210 Kilos! "Holy crap! You're a genius! Thanks! I owe you one!" He gave the green haired boy a high five.
"Huh, another friend" Izuku thought to himself.
Trial 3! The Standing Long Jump!
"And JUMP!" Izuku shouted, using the magic concentrated in his feet to reach the respectable distance of 15 Metres. He was unfortunately beaten by Ururaka and Bakugo whose quirks were more suited to the exercise.
Trial 4! Sustained Sideways Jump
"Urgh, that was boring" Izuku whined, finishing his sidesteps. He managed to get fair amount. 100 steps, right before he vomited of course.
Trial 5! THE PITCH!
"INFINITY!?" Everyone shouted in surprise, as Ochako used her quirk to lift the ball up to the air.
"Wow! What a strong quirk! How many things can she lift at the one time? Does she need to touch them? Does the weight of them affect the duration of the quirk? Maybe if she-"
"MIDORIYA!" Aizawa snapped, "Get yourself to the front. It's your turn! And learn to control that muttering, Problem Child"
"Problem Child?" Izuku thought to himself as he walked.
The green haired boy threw the ball up high in the air and started directing magic to each of his hands.
"WITH THE ANGER IN MY LEFT HAND!" Izuku's left hand flared burning red, "WITH JOY IN MY RIGHT!" And then his right hand burned with an excitable yellow, "PUT THEM TOGETHER AND YOU HAVE... SPIRIT DRAGON'S GREAT BEAM!" He clashed his hands together, releasing a bright green beam of light from the middle of them, hitting the ball directly.
…
"Where did the ball go?" Izuku asks, perplexed. The machine Aizawa was holding had no reading. Instead, it said, "BLUETOOTH DEVICE DISCONNECTED! PLEASE RECONNECT!"
"You blew up the ball" Aizawa answered, deadpanned, throwing another ball to Izuku, "Use a weaker move." He looked at the remains of the destroyed ball. "That ball was reinforced with two layers of steel! Urgh, this kid is going to single handily drain the department funds by the end of the month, I just know it".
"Wow, they should use stronger materials for the ball!" Izuku said, throwing the ball up into the air, "SPIRIT DRAGON'S ETHEREAL FIST!" He hit the ball dead centre, and after a second of absorbing the force transferred from Izuku's fist to the ball, the small sphere shot out like a bullet, into the air.
"Huh, 950 metres" Aizawa reads off, leaving the rest of the class in shock, for the simple punch had destroyed Bakugo's score by a landslide, "Shield, you're up next." Which was directed the young blonde, still wearing her red gauntlet, though, Izuku, since he hadn't paid attention to her much, didn't know what it was for.
"Deep breaths Melissa" The girl says to herself, posing to take a throw, "And... SMASH!" The ball gets thrown with what seems to be the force of a thousand trains as it zooms in a straight line. After almost a minute of waiting, Aizawa's device beeped.
"Your distance was..." Aizawa stalled, creating suspense amongst the students, "...4300 metres."
"WHAAAT!" All the class, even Izuku, shouted. That distance made Izuku's look like the throw of a child with a broken arm.
"Is this the Power of All Mights successor?" Izuku thought to himself. In the corner of his eye, he sees a buff blonde man peering from a behind a wall, but after a blink, the figure was gone.
"Good score, Shield" Aizawa praised, as if it happened every Tuesday, "But I saw the recordings of the exam. Next time, learn to use your quirk without your support gear. Eventually it's become a clutch".
"Yes sir!" Melissa says, looking down on her fist with determination.
Later...
The rest of the trials were extremely uneventful. Though, it was safe to say that Izuku did quite good. It looks like all his training really paid off.
1: Izuku Midoriya
1: Shoto Todoroki
2: Katsuki Bakugo
3: Momo Yaoyorozu
4: Ejirou Kirishima
5: Tenya Iida
6: Fumikage Tokoyami
7. Melissa Shield
8: Mezou Shouji
9: Mina Ashido
10: Ochako Ururaka
11: Rikido Sato
12. Tsuyu Asui
13. Yuuga Aoyama
14. Denki Kaminari
15. Kouji Kouda
16. Sero Hanta
17. Kyouka Jirou
18. Tooru Hagakure
19. Minoru Mineta
"WHAT!" The class shouted, though, some for various different reasons.
"Why is Melissa so low! She should be at least 3rd place thanks to her pitch throw!" Ochako complained.
"Well, it's obvious" Momo responded, "She was using a support item the entire time. That was naturally going to deduct points."
"Yeah, she's right" Melissa admitted, "I relied on my own invention way too much." She took of the gauntlet and put it in her pocket with a sigh.
"You made it yourself?!" Momo asked, shocked.
"WAIT! I don't want to be expelled!" A small, purpled balled head boy screamed with tears, "I haven't been able to kiss a girl yet." Hearing this, every female in the vicinity took a step back whilst Momo started making emergency pepper spray.
"Oh, by the way, the expulsion threat was just a logical ruse" Aizawa informed, with largest, shit eating grin on the planet.
"YES!" Mineta screamed, though this time, in joy.
"BUT that doesn't mean you're in the clear" Aizawa warned, his eyes glowing madly red, "In fact, you're first on the chopping block if this keeps up." Causing Mineta to gulp.
But meanwhile, Izuku was staring intently towards Todoroki, "That guy... He's strong. He tied with me without even making a word..." A grin formed on the young boys face, "I want to fight him!".
Later
After school
"Oh, so you guys also walk this way?" Izuku asks the fellow pupils next to him.
"Yes, though I do get picked halfway to my house" Iida Tenya responded in his usual robotic fashion.
"Ashido and I live in the same area, so we have to take the train!" Kirishima says.
"And have to buy everyone fucking Takoyaki..."
"Oh, come on Kachan, at least it's for a good cause!" Ochako said, causing to Kachan too rage.
"FUCK OFF! IT'S BAKUGO! NOT KACHAN!" Kachan screams, causing Izuku laugh, "WHO THE FUCK YOU LAUGHING AT DEKU! THIS IS YOUR FAULT IN THE FIRST PLACE!"
"Come on, Kachan!" Izuku says, stifling his chuckle, "At least you're making friends!"
"Bakugo! That language is not fitting of a UA student!" Iida chides.
"EAT A DICK SHITTY GLASSES!"
And so, the group laughed, shouted, pissed each other off, ate takoyaki and parted ways. And for Izuku, it was the first time in a long time that he had truly just... hung out with group of people of his age. It was refreshing for him, to say the least. And why?
It was tentacles all along.
Authors Notes: All right that's chapter 4 done! YAY! And it's only 12:54 AM on a school night! Make sure to leave a review for my poor, tired soul.
Oh and for those requesting a harem. Yeah, sorry no. Harems are just not my thing, so I'm not good a writing them. Plus, there's already a shit ton off them on FFN and AO3.
So anyway, thanks for reading!
Edited: smh i put tenya in 4th and 6th place. I guess he's that good. Thanks MisterTEA for pointing it out