AN: The Soundtrack for this chapter is the playlist from the movie Star Trek: Into Darkness, as it had that total hottie in it. In other news, sorry to the zero of you reading this far, I'm still working, just got distracted by giant robots. More is coming, don't you worry.
As usual, thank you to the writers who have inspired this work of art. Thank you also to J.R.R. Tolkien for teaching me that editing is what turns a mountain of exposition into a story. You are the reason I haven't edited this chapter.
Serious note here, I may actually a serious series eventually, likely following giant robots. It won't be great, but if you're reading fanfiction, you aren't here for award winning writing, so keep an eye out for if I ever actually do it.
Chapter 4
Harry could still swear she was in shock. After that shocking shock to her system, she had agreed to appear in London the following week to purchase supplies. She felt some trepidation as the prospect of the unknown faced her. However, she had faced perils before and survived, such as when she had gone to meet Bob at a diner and ended up fighting Angel because she was jealous that Harry had replaced her as representative to the Ponies of Equestria. She remembered having enjoyed her time with their leader Pinky Pie, a badass vampire with blood dripping out of her eyes, as she was nothing like the other girls Harry had met. She had also met Buttercup, who had even larger tits than Harry, pierced with a piercing with death's head on it. None stuck out like Twilight Eternal, who had scared her, as even though she didn't cover her flanks with the evilness that the Satanic paint that the rest used, she still had the bright eyes that haunted Harry's every dream.
Of course, all the other ponies haunted her dreams as well. Applejack spending time with Piglet and their children and baking everyone nice Cakes, Fluttershy with her blood red wings, and even Rainbow Dash, who had begged to come back with Harry, screaming out haunting lyrics from the Babymetal album "Back in Black". However, despite her position, she had to return to the Diner, as she was going to be late to meet Bob.
She had rushed in at the last minute, seeing Bob sweating, having evidently ran late herself. It was their laughter at the situation that made Harry fall in love with Bob.
Thinking about Bob caused Harry to choke up, drawing concerned looks from passerby to glance at her worrying, the old lady behind her placing her hand on Harry's ass as a comforting gesture while checking to make sure Harry was still breathing. She swallowed and moved to the wall, deciding to apologize to Bob, who she had left without a word. Phone out, her fingers hovered over the keyboard, then she breathed deeply and put in a text, apologizing to Bob and promising to explain everything over Ice Cream when she saw Bob again. Closing her eyes, she put her phone back in her jacket pocket just as she heard a voice say "Only if its grass flavoured". Opening her eyes, Harry saw Bob! Bob's black hair cascaded down to her shoulders in a pile of curls, in the exact opposite of Harry's who's blond hair was held up in a high ponytail above her head. Bob was wearing a pink thin gossamer dress which barely covered her large, perky heaving breasts, jiggling in the breeze. At her waist the dress was cinched before billowing back out and finally coming back together just above her knee. Entirely see through, Harry could see that Bob was wearing no clothes underneath, leaving her thick baby maker to swing by her knees, thick as a calf and bouncing in time with her heaving chest. Harry looked agape. "B-Bob! I missed you so much!". She ran forward, wrapping Bob in a tight embrace, her throbbing slim jim, thicker than Bob's, grazing along Bob's calves as her breasts were smushed against Bob, allowing just enough room to passionately kiss Bob. Harry stood back, and asked "Aren't you cold in that dress?". Bob just smiled and winked, saying "This Salt Milk producer is a bit cold. Would you mind letting me warm it up?" Harry smiled and lead Bob to a corner away from everyone, where she put it in her mouth and they did mouth stuff.
As Bob got close to creaming Harry's tight p word, Bob said "Baby, I'm about to Splurt the Gurt". As Harry rode her, she screamed and they had insemination, but Harry wasn't impregnated because Harry was blessed by Samus from Aliens.
After cleaning up, Harry told Bob about the last few days, and Bob nodded somberly, promising that she'd go wherever Harry went, before pulling out her own letter. It had Bob's name and address, and was the same invitation that Harry had gotten. Harry was ecstatic, and they both took the train to London, where they met Hagrid, who was looking somewhat awkward in her rubber cat suit. "Thar ya are Bob and Harry. I'm glad you two knew each other, I could tell you were soulmates". Harry wondered how Hagrid knew, but before she could ask Hagrid walked into a tavern that they had never noticed before. Walking in, they noticed a giant crowd which were on their phones, clearly enraptured in the new Raid: Shadow Legends. Harry had heard so much about it, but had to wait to play it as Bob had promised to send Harry a promo code so she could be boosted when they played together. Leading them through the throng, Hagrid and the pair walked out into a dirty alley. Hagrid pulled out his Want from his pants. Though smaller than Harry's and Bob's, she still found herself salivating and watched as Hagrid put her dick into a hole in the wall, eliciting a moan form the bricks as they shivered and moved, gasping and moaning, until finally releasing a sweet batter as they stopped moving. Harry and Bob moved through while Hagrid was distracted by a beautiful black haired woman moving into his hole, seeing a beautiful sight.
They saw a massive alley, packed with all sorts of women walking back and forth between the different buildings, carrying all sorts of odd contraptions, such as brooms that floated after their owners, Robotic Dogs, Jars of Eyeballs, Dogs with Megaphones, and even large Biodegradable Dildo Support straps tied to their wrists. While Harry had never understood their purpose, she couldn't help but wonder at the genius that came up with the idea. FInally, they heard a shuffling behind them, Hadrig attempting to stuff her Lustful Pike back down the pants as she dripped, putting a hand on their shoulders as she said "Welcome, to Diagon Alley". (AN: This is where you play the Jurassic Park Theme).