Then Lucky is heating his Pedigree dog food in the microwave. While then Duke says to him, "Hey Lucky, there's nothing to eat for breakfast." Lucky then says, "Then have this cereal right here!"
Duke then says, "Oh that's total I don't really like that." Then Lucky looks at him and says, "Don't talk Shit about TOTAL!"
Then Rolly is in his room and can't find his collar. He gets angry and says, "Wheres my collar?...Wheres my collar?...Wheres my collar?...Wheres my collar?...Wheres my damn collar?...Wheres my collar?...Wheres my goddamn collar?"
Then Spot clearly directs to Cornelia at her coop, "This is why I'd rather live in that barn with those puppies, especially my best friend puppies than in this HELLHOLE! Cause all you chickens ever do here is stay at this coop, and play with your tits, and look at your asses at the same time!"
Spot then mimicks the hysterical move, "DURRDUURRRHHRRURR" While holding on to her chest and looking at her butt. Then Cornelia throws a bunch of eggs at her. Spot shrieks, *Bucawwwwwwwk* "SHIT!"
Cornalia shouts to Spot while Spot picks the mess of eggs up. "I'll kick your featherly tailed butt!" Then Spot says to her, "B-B-B-BITCH! I love you!"
Then Cadpig accidently tips over her dog food bowl full of Kibble, "OH Dog Saget!"
Then she is playing pool when suddenly she flinches over the car horn and screws up her shot, "OH Dog Saget!"
Then Lucky is on the tractor mowing the lawn and can't help but have flies distract him in the process shooing them away, "Oh-Oh Shit!" Then he gets off the tractor, "Oh Dog Saget! Oh Shit...Shit!" Then he runs towards home to escape the flies, "Oh dammit...Shit...Shit!"
Then Lucky is on the phone with Mayor Ed Pig while "Spanish Flea" is playing in the background, "The doctor dosen't need to know about that...Don't you EVER talk about my dick, without my permission!"
Then Spot is telling Patch with Spot having a pawprint tattoed on her belly in the shape of Blue's Clues style, "I don't have time for this chicken shit bullshit." Patch notices, "Hey Spot is that a Blues Clues tattoo on your belly?" he says. Spot then says, "The fuck you talking about?" "Well theres one big dot right here, then theres these three smaller dots on top in a curvy pattern. Shaped just like Blue's pawprint." says Patch. Spot points to him, "That not Blue's Clues, that's just TIT DIRT!"
Lucky and Two-Tone are watching Ray Comb's Family Feud. Two-Tone tells Lucky, "Lucky I heard he killed himself." Lucky then tells Two-Tone, "I'd kill myself too if my last name was...COMBS!"
Then Rolly says, "It's easy for Leno to give a shit because Leno is so FULL of shit!" Then he encounters Captain without a saddle. "HOLY SHIT!" Rolly interjects to Captain, "Why aren't you wearing your saddle?" Captain tells Rolly, "Some horse around here had to borrow it." "Go put on a saddle!" Rolly directs Captain, "You look like 200 pound of hippopotamus shit!"
Then Tripod tells Lucky, "I heard Rebecca was a lesbian." Then Lucky tells him, "That just means she likes what I like." Then he puts a banana in his mouth in freeze frame.
Then Rolly is out taking Dumpling in for driving lessons. "Oh Shit!" Rolly says while they are out driving. Dumpling is driving with Rolly sitting on the passenger side. Dumpling brakes suddenly out of nowhere stunning Rolly. Rolly then says, "Oh you dumbass, Holy-". Then suddenly the car gets a flat tire. "You got a flat tire" says Rolly, "Ah Shit!" "Pull in here." Directs Rolly near a church.
Then Rolly takes a look at the tire and says, "This is a bunch of bullshit!" Then he is calling a tow truck, "Yes. Well right now were at the Ass-end of the First Baptist Church."
Then Rolly is watching Thunderbolt making his own scripts of certain lines to it. On the Scene where the guy shots in his direction and Thunderbolt pretends hes dead, Rolly shouts on the shooting part, "PIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS!". Then when the guy does his evil laugh after the shooting, Thunderbolt wakes up and runs toward him with Rolly saying in Thunderbolts part, "You can suck my dick, or cock." Then when Thunderbolt runs toward the guy falling off the cliff, Rolly says in part, "SHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"
Then Cadpig is in front of the microwave shouting, "BITCH! BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!" Then she pops her head out of the microwave shaking her head in distress, "AAAAAHHHHH". Then her collar pops off as she does so. "Ah Shit!" She shouts. "Where's my fucking collar?" She wonders while digging through the microwave.
Then while still looking inside the microwave she says, "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SHIT!" Mooch then chuckles and she sticks her eyes up in front of the microwave door.
Then Lucky is getting out of his car at the barn and accidently Roger's car and hits the car alarm. "Ah Shit!" he says in shock, "Dammit!...Fuck...Ah Shit!"
"I'm hungry as fuck." Says Rolly, "And I tell you what, were gonna be out of the butt and into the fuck, if I don't get my Kibble!"
Then Cadpig puts her CD game in the computer but manages to get shocked and in response falls off her chair, "OWWWW FUCK!" Then as she falls of she says, "OH SHIT OW!"
Then Fidget smells something really good on Lucky, "Yeah you smell really good Lucky!" Lucky then points to him, "I'm not wearing this cologne for you puppies, I'm just doing that for that bitch Rebecca down the village!"
Then Spot gets so drunk off her ass that she puts on a trench coat and starts imitating the host of the TV Shot "Unsolved Mysteries"
"Tonight!" Spot says as she makes her way down the basement in the Dearlys home, "On Unsolved Mysteries, Find out who gives a shit about Big Foot. UPDATE: Apparently nobody gives a shit do FUCK HIM!"
"UPDATE!" Spot marks, "Last night, Cruella De Ville broke in a stole 500 pounds worth of shit from this barn. THAT'S RIGHT! 500 pound worth of Bull Shit!"
Then Lucky takes Spotty to a job interview in a really bad neighborhood. Spotty then offers to Lucky while Mayor Ed Pig is sleeping, "Hey you wants some twizzlers?" "NO!" Lucky berates. "Come on they are really good." "NO!" "Just have some!" "NOOOO!" "Come on just have a bite!" "BUTTFUCK!" Lucky says as he bangs his hands on the desk waking up Ed. Ed and Lucky then just stare at each other for a few seconds.
Then Freckles comes in on Lucky all mad because Lucky flooded the bathroom. "Shit on the fucking toilet? Did you shit on the fucking toilet put all the toilet paper in there?" He asks all infuriated.
"That was a good shit!" Lucky proudly directs. Then Freckles gets really mad and throws a chair at him. "BULLSHIT...Bullshit. Spitting all the fucking water." "I'll bring you my shit Faggot!" Lucky says back to Freckles. "Yeah to your toilet paper motherfucker." Freckles says as he slams another chair down.
"First the damn now you do it here?" Freckles points out to Lucky, "DICK!" Lucky says as he throws his news paper in Freckles face. Then Freckles throws another chair at Lucky while they continue to argue. "FATASS!" Lucky shouts.
Then another chair is thrown around the place. "DICKHEAD!" Lucky calls Freckles. "You wanna see a dick, you wanna see a big freckled dick?" Freckles asks Lucky as he walks toward him.
"I don't give a shit about your shit!" Lucky points out to Freckles. Freckles then says, "You shit like a horse, you got a horse ass on you. You shit like a fuck horse." "Fuck horses." Lucky says. Freckles then says, "I'm gonna fuck you in your ass." Lucky then says, "I don't give a shit about Kentucky."