PENG | CHAPTER 04: JUMBO PACKS | BY TWISTED ETERNAL WOLVETTA

"So… let me get this straight." Midori, Alyssa's homeroom teacher said. "You gave Alyssa inappropriately branded crisps at the last moment because…?" She pointedly stared at Natsuki from across the desk who looked back sheepishly.

"We were late? It was a last second thought." Natsuki shrugged.

Outside the classroom, Alyssa could be heard parroting the branded crisps.

"Megapussi! Megapussi! Megapussi! Megapussi!"

Slouching against the desk, Natsuki groaned loudly into the oak. "Kill me." She mumbled incoherently.

"That's illegal."

"Megapussi! Megapussi! Megapuss—Miyu!"

Oh, sweet Mary… At that moment, Alyssa's other teacher and two Sisters strode inside. Unfortunately for Natsuki, she instantly recognised the redheaded nun. "Nao?!" She squawked.

"Oh, my god, Kruger? That brat's yours?!" Nao cackled, getting thumped across the head by Yukariko's Bible. "W-whoa?!" Holding her head, she weakly glared at her. "What was that for?!"

"Alyssa is not a brat!"

Out of nowhere, Alyssa burst inside with Miyu in tow. "Natsuki!" She flung herself into her sister's lap. "Megapussi's bad!"

All Natsuki could do was sigh in defeat.


A/N: Megapussi means "mega bag". In Finland you can buy crisps/chips in these jumbo packs.