Tohru woke up to her alarm clock. She noticed that Kanna had cuddled up close to her during the night. Huh? She never does that. Tohru had a really weird fever dream last night. Her legs were gone, and she was stuck to Elma of all people. She lifted her sheets to find- Oh. It wasn't a dream. There, in place of her legs, was Elma, snoring away. Kobayashi had gotten out an extra pillow for her to sleep on. Tohru growled a little. She tried to get up, but Kanna was still clinging to her, and Elma felt like a ton of bricks. Kobayashi entered the room, rubbing her eyes a little.

"Miss Kobayashi, please… get these two off me…"

Kobayashi sighed and flipped the light switch rapidly, disturbing the slumber of the two sleeping dragons.

"Come on Get up you two Wake up Let's move it Up and at 'em We've all got places to be Let's go Chop Chop Upsy-daisy *click click*."

"Mmmm, five more minutes…"

"Five seconds and I'm dragging you all out of this room myself."

That did it. Kanna and Elma got up, yawned, and rubbed their eyes. Kanna slept like a baby nestled in a cloud (a cotton candy type cloud, not a real one made of water vapor). Elma had a really weird fever dream last night. Her legs were gone, and- Oh. It was real. Elma growled a little.

"Ok, you dragons, let's get ready. Kanna, get your bag together. Tohru and Elma-aw, screw it. I'm calling you both Telma from now on-Telma, get dressed. You remember what we discussed last night?"

"Of course, Miss Kobayashi. You want me to make breakfast first?"

"No, I'll handle it. You two just get ready for today and no fighting. Got it? Good."

Tohru and Elma got out of bed, with Tohru on the bottom. Last night, they had discussed how they were going to handle their new normal life.

"Ok, you two. First things first, you're gonna be stuck like this for at least a few days, and you'll just have to deal with that for now."

"Yeah, I can see that."

"So no trying to tear each other apart."

"Yes, Miss Kobayashi."

"So here's the big problem. Elma needs to come to work with me, and Tohru usually stays at home to do chores. That definitely won't work out now."

"So what do you propose?"

"Elma is going to be on top during the day. Tohru is going to be the legs when Elma's at work. I have a long skirt that will cover you up, Tohru."

"What? This is completely unfair, Miss Kobayashi!"

"Relax, let me finish. After work, you two are gonna come back here, and then you switch so Tohru's on top."

"What?"

"What part of that didn't make sense, Elma?"

"Well, I thought I was gonna be on top all the time."

"...You dumbass. Anyway, Tohru gets to be on top at home so she can prepare dinner and stuff."

"Wait, so how will I do stuff like shop for groceries and clean? I won't have much time to do that after work."

"Yeah, that'll have to happen on weekends, or maybe after I get home. I know this is hard for everyone, but I think we can manage if we keep our heads together and stick to the plan. Does that sound good?"

"..."

"I said, does that sound GOOD!?"

"Yes!"

"Yes!"

Tohru had a blushy smile on her face. Miss Kobayashi always has such a way with dragons. She's so controlling, like a drill sergeant or an overprotective mother. Oh, I wish she would boss me around a little more. Especially in bed. That would be so-

"Tohru! Get your shoes on, I'm putting on my skirt now."

Tohru stuck her hands in her socks first, and then put them in her new shoes. Kobayashi found a big pair of boots in her closet that fit Tohru's hands comfortably. Meanwhile, Kanna was sitting at the table, getting her books in her bag. She kept looking over at the two dragons. Wow, she thought. Now I have two big sisters! This is so… so… wicked! I can't wait to tell Saikawa about this! Kobayashi was heating up some bagels. She gave one to Kanna and then put one in her mouth.

"Here, Elma. Eat up."

"A plain bagel? Well, it's better than nothing, I guess."

"Here, Tohru."

"Thanks. Oh wait, I gotta get my shoes off first."

"Ah shit, we're gonna be late. Come on, Kanna. Let's go."

"But… but I-"

"Come on, Tohru, move it! I don't have time to stand around all day."

Elma slapped Tohru's back, and she slowly started wobbling forward. Elma was holding a walking stick for support. Sure, it looked a bit strange, but at least it worked.

At work, Takiya couldn't help but notice Elma's unusual behavior.

"What's up with Elma? Why's she using a walking stick? Did she get herself hurt? She's wobbling a bit, do you think she needs help? And why is she sitting at her desk so weirdly?"

Kobayashi said nothing. Takiya sure as hell didn't need to know about their predicament. The less people that knew, the better. And if anyone outside their friend circle found out, it would cause a world of complications.

"Yeah, uh, I think she fell sometime during the weekend and sprained her ankle or something. She's being so dramatic about it. Don't worry about it."

Elma was within earshot of Kobayashi and grumbled a little. This was your fault, human! Tohru was still hiding under Elma's long skirt. She was so bored, and her arms were killing her. There were a kjghpillion other things she could have been doing right now. But no, she was stuck hiding under the hanging chest of her mortal enemy, who was tapping endlessly on her computer. What a massive inconvenience this was. Tohru peeked at her wristwatch. Oh, that's right, she wasn't wearing one.

Shota had just arrived back at his house, looking quite glum.

"Welcome home, Shota-baby. Any luck at the library?"

"No. I checked with them, and they said it wasn't returned yet. They said the due date to return was in a few days, so we'll just have to be patient."

"Well, we can be patient, that's no problem. I can't say the same for them, though."

"I know, I said I was sorry! I'm doing what I can now, but I just don't have anything right now."

"Don't worry, Shota-baby, I know you're trying your best."

"Thanks. Get off me now. I guess I have no choice but to tell my dad about this. He might get really mad, but he also might know how to fix it."

"I'm gonna go swing by their place after they get off work, and check up on those two rascals. Hopefully they didn't kill each other already."

"That's morbid."

Kobayashi and Elma had finished work for the day. They were headed out of the office.

"How are you both doing?"

"Fine here."

"D-doing fine down here, Miss Kobayashi. Ngh, is it time to switch yet?"

"You remember the plan. You're on top at home, and we're not home yet."

"Yeah, so walk us home, Tohru. Ooh, actually, can we swing by that bakery near here? I'm so famished right now."

"Sounds good. Ok, chop chop, Tohru. We're headed to the bakery now."

Tohru groaned. She hadn't eaten anything all day.

Later…

The three were leaving the bakery. They had bought some freshly made donuts with this creamy, gooey, white glaze filling inside. They walked over to the front of an alleyway. Elma was eager to dig in.

"Oh boy! This is gonna be so good!"

Elma bit into it. The donut had this nice, sugary, sweetness to it, which paired nicely with the warm, spongy bread. And the filling, oh, it was heavenly. It was so sweet, and it coated the tongue and mouth with a tasty glaze. It was like biting into one of God's blisters. She took another bite, getting some glaze on her mouth.

"So good!"

"Glad you like it. Oh hey, Tohru, I just remembered. You didn't have breakfast today. Elma, would you mind?"

"Hm? What?"

"Give Tohru a donut, Elma. She deserves it today."

"Oh, fine then. I guess she did do a decent job today."

Elma quickly gobbled the rest of her donut down and got another one from the box. Tohru smiled. Miss Kobayashi does care about me! She's so motherly. No wonder Kanna loves her so much. Elma lifted her skirt and held the donut in front of Tohru's face.

"Ok, bring it up. No, down, down. A bit to your left. Ok, now bring it towards my face."

"Just eat it already!"

"Hold it steady, then. I can't use my hands, remember?"

Tohru took a big bite into the donut hanging in front of her. White filling spewed out of the donut, onto her mouth, and down towards the ground. Tohru kept eating, putting her lips over Elma's fingers. This tickled, causing Elma to blush. People walking past started looking at her. This purple-haired woman had her hand up her skirt, with white liquid dripping under her, and was blushing intensely. And she was in public. It definitely didn't look good at all. Kobayashi quickly noticed this and stood in front of them, covering them with part of her coat. Tohru had finished her donut. Without thinking, she licked Elma's glaze covered fingers like a dog. The wet tickling sensation caused Elma to cry out like she was climaxing. Oh my god, thought Kobayashi. I can't take these two anywhere.

"Saikawa, something wicked happened yesterday!"

"What happened, Kanna?"

"My big sister became two big sisters!"

"How's that possible?"

"Magic spell."

"I don't believe it. Two big sisters? As in two maids? I have to see this for myself."

"You could come over today. I'm sure they wouldn't mind."

"Really? Come home? With you? EEEEEEEEEEEEE!"