At night, in the Osborn mansion, Harry was on the phone, alive from the parade attack.
Harry: (on the phone) Incredible? What do you mean he's incredible? No. All right, wait. Stay there. I'm going to come over. No, I'm gonna come... All right. Fine. Will you call me in the morning? And we'll go and have breakfast and I want to buy you something. Because I want to. It'll make you feel better. Okay. And what do you mean, incredible? All right. I'm sorry. Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs… (hangs up) She's all right. She's just a little rattled. Look, Pete, I should have told you about us. But you should know I'm crazy about her. It's just, you know, you never made a move.
Peter: You're right. I didn't.
Harry: I'm gonna get some rest.
Peter: I'm gonna stay up for a while.
Harry: What was that thing?
Peter: I don't know. Whatever it is, somebody has to stop it.
The next morning, Norman was having a drink by himself when he heard evil laughter. It sounded akin to that of the green man's.
Norman: Somebody there?
Voice: Somebody.
Norman: Who said that?
Voice: Don't play the innocent with me. You've known all along.
Norman: Where are you?
Voice: Follow the cold shiver running down your spine. (Norman looks at some masks) I'm right here.
Norman: I don't understand.
He saw himself in the mirror, but the reflection had a dark, crazy look.
Mirror Norman: Did you think it was coincidence? So many good things, all happening for you. All for you, Norman.
Norman: What do you want?
Mirror Norman: To say what you won't. To do what you can't. To remove those in your way.
Norman looked at the Daily Bugle issue. It read "OSCORP Board Murdered."
Norman: The board members. You killed them.
Mirror Norman: We killed them.
Norman: We?
Mirror Norman: Remember? Your little accident in the laboratory.
Norman: The performance enhancers.
Mirror Norman: Bingo. Me! Your greatest creation. Bringing you what you've always wanted: Power beyond your wildest dreams. And it's only the beginning. There's only one who can stop us. Or imagine if he joined us. (chuckles evilly)
At the Daily Bugle...
J. Jonah Jameson: Spiderman. And the Green Goblin. The Green Goblin. You like that? Made it up myself. These weirdo's all gotta have a name now.
Peter: Mr. Jameson, Spider-Man…
J. Jonah Jameson: Hoffman!
Hoffman: Yeah?
J. Jonah Jameson: Call the patent office, copyright the name Green Goblin, I want a quarter every time somebody says it.
Hoffman: How about "Green Meanie"?
Peter: Spiderman wasn't attacking the city, he was trying to save it. That's slander.
J. Jonah Jameson: It is not. I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel.
Peter: You don't trust anybody, that's your problem.
J. Jonah Jameson: I trust my barber. What are you, his lawyer? Get out of here! Let him sue. Get rich like a normal person. That's what made this country...
Suddenly, the Green Goblin burst into the building.
Green Goblin: (grabs him by the throat) Jameson, you slime! Who's the photographer who takes the pictures of Spiderman?
J. Jonah Jameson: I don't know who he is. His stuff comes in the mail.
Green Goblin: You're lying!
J. Jonah Jameson: I swear.
Green Goblin: He's the one who can bring me to him.
J. Jonah Jameson: I don't know who he is.
Green Goblin: You are useless.
As he was about to beat up the man, Spider-Man and the gang showed up hanging from behind.
Spider-Man: Set him down, tough guy.
Bubbles: Yeah, you have no right to beat up a well-known man.
Buttercup: So you better obey right now.
Green Goblin: Speak of the devil. (drops J. Jonah Jameson)
J. Jonah Jameson: Spider-Man! Team Powerpuff?! I knew you guys were in this together. (Spider-Man webs his mouth shut)
Lisa: You'll have to excuse us, Mr. Jameson. They're having a conservation right now.
Green Goblin: Sleep.
He unleashes sleeping gas on our heroes, putting them unconscious. The Goblin caught them as they were falling down and took them to the top of a building.
Mojo Jojo: Rise and shine, Powerpuff Girls.
Dr. Eggman: Don't mind the inability to move. It's only temporary paralysis.
The heroes woke up, but still paralyzed.
Lori: What? Where are we?
Green Goblin: Why, you're on a building, my dear.
Lori: (incensed) My dear?
Blossom: So you're the guy who caused chaos at the Unity Day Festival.
Green Goblin: And you're the meddling kids who got in the way of our attack.
Tails: Hey, you were trying to kill these people, which is the reason why Sonic and I are here!
Sonic: That attack was worse than the time Eggman and Mojo tried to enslave baby animals in a zoo.
Luan: And I thought gremlin attacks were 'zoo' much for us. (giggles) Get it?
Green Goblin: Ah, yes. The infestation in Clamp Enterprises, I remember.
Lincoln: Oh, man. You know?
Green Goblin: (points to the box Lincoln was holding) Why else would you be carrying that creature around in a box?
Lana: Oh, boy, he knows about our trip in there.
Buttercup: And I thought travelling in Dreamland by beanstalk is beyond comprehensible.
Green Goblin: You're an amazing creature, Spiderman. You and I are not so different.
Spider-Man: I'm not like you. You're a murderer.
Green Goblin: Well, to each his own. I chose my path, you chose the way of the hero. And they found you amusing for a while, the people of this city. But the one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail, fall, die trying. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually, they will hate you. Why bother?
Spider-Man: Because it's right.
Green Goblin: Here's the real truth. There are eight million people in this city, and those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders. You, me, we're exceptional. I could squash you like a bug right now, but I'm offering you a choice. Join me. Imagine what we could accomplish together. What we could create. Or we could destroy. Cause the deaths of countless innocents in selfish battle again and again and again until we're both dead. Is that what you want? Think about it, hero. In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually, they will hate you.
He flew off on his glider, with the villains on tow.
Bubbles: Is it true? That they'll hate us.
Blossom: That's just villain talk. No way will it ever happen.
The next morning, the Daily Bugle's front page had "Spider-Man & Green Goblin Terrorize Bugle," followed by "Wanted: Citizens Call for Wall-Crawler's Arrest."
Green Goblin: (voice over) In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually, they will hate you.
Michelangelo: Oh, man.
Alvin: This doesn't look good.
At night, Peter met Mary Jane outside.
Mary Jane: Hey.
Peter: How was your audition?
Mary Jane: How'd you know?
Peter: The hot line. Your mom told my aunt, told me.
Mary Jane: So you just came by?
Peter: I was in the neighborhood. Needed to see a friendly face. I took two buses and a cab to get in the neighborhood, but... So how'd it go?
Mary Jane: They said I needed acting lessons. A soap opera told me I needed acting lessons.
Peter: Let me buy you a cheeseburger. The sky's the limit, up to 7.84.
Mary Jane: I'd like a cheeseburger. Oh, but I'm going out to dinner with Harry. Come with us.
Peter: No, thanks. How's it going with...? Never mind. That's none of my business.
Mary Jane: It's not? Why so interested?
Peter: I'm not.
Mary Jane: You're not?
Peter: Well, why would I be?
Mary Jane: I don't know. Why would you be?
Peter: I, that's a... I don't know.
Mary Jane: Sorry you won't come with us. I'd better run, tiger.
She left, unaware that she was followed by two men.
Man: Hey, where you going, baby? Come on!
Peter got into costume as he went after the men. The men cornered her and looked at her in sick ways.
Mary Jane: Get off me! (hits some with her purse)
The men caught her, but they were attacked by Spider-Man and Team Powerpuff. They fought them off.
Lori: How dare you pick on a woman?!
They managed to beat them up, although Peter forgot his mask. He ran out of Mary Jane's sight.
Mary Jane: Wait!
She then went into an alley and came face to face with the hanging masked Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: You have a knack for getting in trouble.
Mary Jane: You have a knack for saving my life. I think I have a superhero stalker.
Spider-Man: I was in the neighborhood.
Mary Jane: You are amazing.
Spider-Man: Some people don't think so.
Mary Jane: But you are.
Spider-Man: Nice to have a fan.
Mary Jane: Do I get to say thank you this time?
Spider-Man: Wait.
The girl took part of the mask off and kissed Spider-Man on the lips in the rain. The superhero soon left the alley. The next day, there was a burning building and the firefighters were there.
Woman: I have to get in there! My baby's in there! My baby's in there! Let me go!
Firefighter: I can't let you in there, the roof's about to collapse.
Woman: Somebody save my baby!
Firefighter: The roof's about to collapse!
Civilian: Look! Up there!
Spider-Man and Team Powerpuff were in the air as they went into the building. There was an explosion, but luckily, they got out with the baby in Spider-Man's arms.
Spider-Man: It's okay. Your baby's fine. (hands the woman her baby)
Woman: Oh, my baby! God bless you, Spiderman. Bless you.
Cop: Don't let him get away! Hold it right there! You're under arrest. I'm taking you in.
Just then, they heard screaming from inside the burning building.
Woman: Oh, my God, there's somebody still up there!
Spider-Man: We're going.
Cop: I'll be here when you get back.
Garfield: We won't be coming back, chief.
Cop: Go! Go!
The heroes went into the building again to look for the other hostage.
Raphael: Where are you?
They saw someone in a hood.
Buttercup: It's gonna be okay. We'll get you out.
They approached the hooded figure, who is actually the Green Goblin.
Yoshino: It's the Goblin!
The baddie punched the heroes.
Green Goblin: You're pathetically predictable. Like a moth to the flame. What about my generous proposal? Are you in or are you out?
Lincoln: You're out of your mind, Gobby! We'd never join you on your evil actions!
Green Goblin: Wrong answer.
He activates pumpkin boomerangs and threw them at the gang.
Sonic: Oh, great.
They avoided the attacks as Spider-Man and the Green Goblin duke it out. Eventually, the villain decides to leave.
Green Goblin: No one says no to me!
And so, he left. Moments later, at the Osborn mansion, everyone was getting ready for Thanksgiving.
Harry: M.J., will you stop goofing around?
Mary Jane: Harry, relax.
Norman arrived at the mansion.
Harry: He's here.
May: Already?
Harry: Yeah.
May opened the door to let Norman in.
Norman: Aunt May. I'm sorry I'm late. Work was murder. I picked up a fruitcake.
May: Thank you, Mr. Osborn. We're so glad you could come.
Norman: (to Harry) Who is this lovely young lady?
Harry: M.J., I'd like you to meet my father, Norman Osborn. (to Norman) Dad, this is Mary Jane Watson.
Mary Jane: Hi.
Norman: How do you do? I've been looking forward to meeting you.
Mary Jane: Happy Thanksgiving, sir.
May: Now, where is Peter? He'd better remember that cranberry sauce.
The heroes had since separated from their meeting with the Goblin at the burning building. Spider-Man got onto the mansion building.
Spider-Man: Alright, guys. I got a Thanksgiving dinner to attend, so maybe you kids could make something today.
Lincoln: Why, of course, Spidey. We have tons of ideas. You can join your Aunt May, we'll make something delicious for this year's feast.
Michelangelo: Not to mention, every thanksgiving, we ate pizza instead of turkey!
Leni: Ooh! We could probably use this onion.
In the building…
Harry: Oh, that's weird. I didn't know he was here.
May: Peter? Is that you?
They went into a room, but Peter wasn't there.
Harry: Pete?
May: How strange. There's nobody here.
Peter was hanging on the ceiling. During the battle, he had a cut from one of the pumpkin boomerangs.
Norman: Bit of a slob, isn't he?
May: All brilliant men are.
May and Harry left, but as Norman was about to leave, a droplet of blood from Peter's wound dropped to the floor. The man looked at the blood, and then looked up to see nothing. He was beginning to sense something suspicious. Peter was already outside the building, not wanting to reveal his identity to anyone but his newfound friends.
Meanwhile, the kids are getting ready to make dinner and Lincoln takes out some bread and cheese.
Lincoln: Remember, guys, this is about more than just tonight's dinner. We have an important guest today, so we must make a respectable gourmet this year.
Lola: Grilled cheese? I wanna make a cake!
Lori: I can't eat cake for Thanksgiving. I'll literally break out!
Luna: Let's make shepherd's pie! It's Mick Swagger's favorite, dudes.
Leni: You guys, I got it. Let's make goulash!
Lincoln: We are not having goulash for Thanksgiving.
Leni: And now I'm hungry.
Lisa: Might I suggest something more sophisticated? Perhaps a vichyssoise?
Lynn: (makes a buzzer sound) We need body fuel. I'll blend us up some protein shakes.
Lola: Your brain's been blended if you think I'm drinking that barf.
Lana: (excited) Wait! We can drink barf?
The kids all start arguing over what to make.
Lincoln: Grilled cheese beats all!
Lynn: Protein shake!
Lola: Cake!
Garfield: Lasagna!
Blossom: Noodles!
The Loud kids: NO!!!
Lori bangs a pan and spoon together to get their attention.
Lori: Guys, guys, stop! We'll do a potluck. Everyone will make their own dish.
Lincoln: Great idea. Then we'll have nothing to fight about.
French Narrator: Few minutes later...
Few minutes later, they all start making a mess in the kitchen. Lucy and Lana are fighting over an egg.
Lana: It's mine! I need it for my scrambly eggs!
Lucy: Well, I need it for my deviled eggs.
Their force causes the egg to break and the yolk lands on Lily's head.
Luan: Mind if I poach that? (laughs and scoops the yolk up in a bowl) Get it?
Lily laughs at the joke. Luan goes over to the counter and the blender spews Lynn's protein shake all over Luan's face, causing her to trip onto Lincoln with his grilled cheese. Lori then trips over them, slips on the fridge, and gets buried by its contents.
Lori: (weakly) Literally?
Leni tries using the microwave, but it short-circuits and sets off the smoke detector and Luna grabs a linen to blow the smoke away from it, but the linen was holding up the pot with Lisa's vichyssoise which spills over.
Lisa: "MY VICHYSSOISE!"
As Luna fails to blow the smoke away, Lynn smacks the detector away with her lacrosse net, but the detector crashes into Lola's cake.
Lola: (gasps with a face full of frosting) MY CAKE!
Enraged, Lola attacks Lynn and Luna and the fight cloud carries over to all the kids in the kitchen. Suddenly, a retarded chef Mario appeared after he left the kitchen on his 'break time'…
Mario (from SMG4): Hmm? Hey! (They stopped as Mario pulls out his spaghetti with TNT on it) Can I put my explosive spaghetti in your recipe?
The Loud kids: NO!
Mario (from SMG4): (his eyes are crossed) Okie-dokie!
Mario was so retarded that he throws the explosive spaghetti at the Loud kids' recipe which caused an explosion in the kitchen. It was so loud that it even wake up Stan Lee from his nap.
Stan Lee: (hears an explosion and wake up) Huh? Hmm… that is the last time I order expensive food while I read my comics. Oh, well. (Went back to sleep)
Meanwhile, Peter got into his normal clothing and entered the room.
Peter: Hey, everyone.
May: Oh, Peter!
Peter: Sorry I'm late. It's a jungle out there. I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries. (hands the can of cranberries to May)
May: Thank you. Now then, everybody sit down and we can say grace.
Everyone sat down, while the Girls went to check on the Louds.
Bubbles: How's it going back there?
But when the girls got in the kitchen, they were shocked as the kitchen was blown up from Mario's spaghetti.
Blossom: Uh, what happened to the kitchen?
Lincoln: It's best left not to be explained.
Buttercup: Now how are we going to serve them something delicious?
Lincoln: I found a jar of olives!
Lori: This spoon still has a little mustard on it.
Lynn: And I've got some chopped up sports bars.
Luna: And I've got some jams!
Luan: Ooh! Where? (Luna holds up her guitar) Oh. Those kind of jams.
Luna starts playing while the Girls start cooking.
Blossom: Olives. (is handed the olives) Pepper. (is handed the pepper)
Bubbles: Baking pan. (is handed only half of it) Other half of baking pan. (is handed the other half)
Buttercup: Tape. Stat, man! Stat!
Lily hands her the tape, Luna keeps jamming, and Luan wipes her brow.
Bubbles: So, what's this meal you make back at your house?
Lincoln: Our dad calls it Casa Loud Casserole, and it's a bigger improvement over goulash.
Buttercup: Time to set the meal.
They got to the table and placed the casserole next to the turkey Aunt May made.
Aunt May: There we are.
Mary Jane: Oh, it looks delicious.
Norman was about to take some food but…
May: Norman. (slaps his hand) Will you do the honors?
Norman got ready to say grace, while May noticed Peter's wound.
May: Why, Peter, you're bleeding.
Peter: Oh. Uh, uh… yeah. I stepped off a curb and got clipped by one of those bike messengers.
May: Let me see. (checks his wound) Oh my goodness. Oh, that looks awful.
Peter: It's nothing.
May: I'll get the first-aid kit. Then we'll say grace. This is the boys' first Thanksgiving in this apartment and we are going to do things properly.
Garfield: Can we eat now?
Tails: Not yet, Garfield.
Norman looked at the wound suspiciously.
Norman: How did you say that happened?
Peter: Bike messenger. Knocked me down.
Norman stood up from his seat.
Norman: If you'll excuse me, I've got to be going.
Harry: Why?
Norman: Something has come to my attention.
Harry: Are you alright?
Norman: I'm fine, just fine. Thank you, Mrs. Parker. Everyone. Enjoy the fruitcake.
Garfield: Now can we eat?
Lucy: Uh, no.
Harry: Dad! Dad, what are you doing? I plan this whole thing so you can meet MJ and now you've got to leave?
Norman: I've got to go.
Harry: This girl is important to me.
Norman: Harry, please. Look at her. Do you think a woman like that is sniffing around because she likes your personality?
Harry: What are you saying?
Norman: Your mother was beautiful too. They're all beautiful until they're snarling after your trust fund like a pack of ravening wolves.
Harry: You're wrong about her, Dad.
Norman: A word to the not so wise about your little girlfriend, Do what you need to with her, then broom her fast.
He went down the elevator while Harry returned to the table.
Mary Jane: Thanks for sticking up for me, Harry.
Harry: You heard?
Mary Jane: Everyone heard that creep.
Harry: That creep is my father, all right? If I'm lucky, I'll become half of what he is so just keep your mouth shut about stuff you don't understand.
May: Harry Osborn!
Mary Jane: I'm sorry, Aunt May. (leaves)
Peter shook his head. Some Thanksgiving dinner that turned out. That night with Norman, his mask talked to him.
Mask Voice: Spiderman is all but invincible. But Parker, we can destroy him.
Norman: I can't.
Mask Voice: Betrayal must not be countenanced. Parker must be educated.
Norman: What do I do?
Mask Voice: Instruct him in the matters of loss and pain. Make him suffer. Make him wish he were dead.
Norman: Yes?
Mask Voice: And then grant his wish.
Norman: But how?
Mask Voice: The cunning warrior attacks neither body nor mind.
Norman: Tell me how!
Mask Voice: The heart, Osborn. First, we attack his heart.