Chapter 4
Yonw, Speedwagon and Erina were all trapped in a net inside Dios secret basement laboratory (REMEMBER?) when they started to get betten by baseball bats like a pinata in a birthday part except inside the pinata there dead bodies instead of candies just no because they werent dead but they would be soon if nothing saved them. After a million hits they fell unconscious so i cant tell what happened there because i dont know bu twaht i can tell is…
-Meanwhile in a weird house somewhere in Egypt-
Jonathans eyelids raised because something cold like water or milk was splashed all over his face. When he could see he could see… KAKYOIN AND JOTARO!
"Oh, so you are finally awake" said Kakyoin calmly pouring some tea for jotaro and also on Jonathans face to wake him up.
"Where am I?" questioned Jonathan looking around to search for DIO because he wants to kill him.
"This is our house, we found you on a field with a lot of weird things like blood and wounds so we took you here to heal you" answered Kakyoin while drinking tea.
"I REQUIRE TO SLAUGHTER DIO TO RECOVER EVERYBODY!" screamed Jonathan running to the door nad doing the weird excersise in which you touch your feet without bending the knees but he didnt tried to touch his feet it was just a japanese thing to say thanks or something i dont know.
"Wait" stopped Joatro "We will go too, we want to kill do"
"What is the motive?" questioned Jonathan
"He stole our lands and our dog" said Kakyoin leaving his tea to go kill DIO but grabing some cherries to eat int he way.
"Oh okay" said Jonathan and they all started running to DIOS summer house.
-In DIOS summer house-
Everyone rushed inside breaking the doors with speed.
"We have to locate Yown and the others!" screamed Jonathn "Lets segregate" asserted Jonathan and everyone went through a different hall.
Kakyoin was going through the middle hall when he found… A ROOM! He went inside the room and he saw a bathroom.
"Hmm, something is wrong here" thought Kakyoin examining the room.
He started to touch everything he saw because maybe he finds a secret.
"Thats it! Why would a vampire need a mirror if he cant see himself in ti!" thought again Kakyoin in his brain.
Kakyoin jumped through the mirror and he fell in a laboratory where Yown and the other guys were trapped inside galss things and they were surrounded by liquid but they werent drowing because it was a magical liquid that you could breath.
"Whats this?!" questioned Kakyoin being intelligent
"This is… WHERE WE KEEP HUUMANS TO EAT THEM!" said a mysterious shadow coming out of a cabinet that was there where they hid their evil instruments like knives and forks and harps.
"Who are you?!" quickly questioned Kakyoin throwing emeralds at him because maybe he was evil or he was an emerald buyer and he would give him a lot of money for those emeralds.
"I am… RISOTTO NERO!" he said calmly because he was a silent killer and also he dodged all th emeralds "You shouldnt be here, now i have to kill you"
"I wont let you" asserted Kakyoin thinking of what to do since emeralds didnt work and he doesnt know how to fight without emeralds.
Kakyoin tried to shoot more emeralds but from another angle or something but Risotto turned invisible because he can dod that remember?
"Oh no, i wont be able to emerald you!" cursed Kakyoin destroying everything in the room with punches because maybe he hits Risotto but they were stand punches and he did it with his hierophant green (A.N. What is a hierophant?).
"Where are you?" punched Kakyoin when his arm started to hurt
"Youve already lost" said Risotto… PULLING OUT THE SCISSORS HE MADE ON KAKYOINS ARM WITH HIS STAND BECAUSE HE DOES THAT AND TRYING TO STAB HIM WITH THE SCISSORS ON THE FACE.
"No, youve already lost" smiled Kakyoin and his music started playing in the background then… HE USED THE TAIL OF HIS STAND TO RAP RISOTTO LIKE A NET!
"What? How?" screamed Risotto ine dispair.
"When i was punching everything in the room i was actually placing the tail of my stand all over the room so i can trap you even if i dont know where you are" asserted Kakyoin pointing at Risotto with his finger in a really cool way "Now get ready to die!"
Kakyoin screamed that all over hte place and he started shooting emeralds to Risotto until he stopped moving then he dropped him on the floor and Kakyoin freed everyone from the galass prision they were trapped in and he took everyone home to heal them.
-Meanwhile where Jonathan-
Jonathan was walking through the left hall when he was punched from behind and he fell unconscious.
-Meanwhile where Jotaro-
Jotaro was walking through the right hall and it was a really ong hall because… IT WAS A HALL FROM A LABYRINTH SO PEOPLE GET LOST HERE AND DIE!
"This is too long" said Joator being bored and he punched to celling to go through it and that way he wouldnt have to go through the whole labyrinth. In the other side of the celling was… AN ORGAN! AND DIO WAS PLAYING IT! BECAUSE HE WAS A VAMPIRE AND VAMPIRES DO THAT!
"So you finally arrive to fight me, DIO" said DIO getting up from his organ when Jotaro stopped time and killed DIO.
"Yare yare daze" (A.N. THAT IS HIS PHRASE I LOOKED IT UP IN GOOGLE GUYS YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!) said Jotaro leaving the room when… JOTARO WAS STABBED WITH A FIST FROM BEHIND! AND THE FIST WAS OF DIO!
"But… You are there… And you are dead" said Jotaro pointing to a dead DIO that was on the floor and he spitted blood on him.
"Ho ho" laughed DIO "That is not I, DIO, it is… RUBBER SOUL DISGUISED AS ME, DIO, WITH HIS STAND!" (REMEMBER RUBBER SOUL? HE IS THE GUY THAT TURNED INTO KAKYOIN WITH A YELLOW JELLY OR SOMETHING AND THAT WAS HIS STAND AND HE IS CALLED RUBBER SOUL TRUST ME I SEARCHED FOR IT, I KNOW ITS A WEIRD NAME BUT THAT IS HIS NAME, ALSO HIS THE SHIGECHI FROM THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER K?)
"Thats impossible" said Jotaro falling to the floor because… HE WAS DYING GUYS THIS IS SERIOUS! JOTARO IS DYING!
"Another win for me, DIO!" laughed DIO while he started to play his organ again.
Suddenly… DIO WAS STABBED WITH A FIST IN THE CHEST. AND THE FIST WAS FROM… JOATRO JOESTAR!
"Wyyyyyyyyyyy, how?!" screamed DIO with pain.
"I knew you were going to do that so i made a double of myself with meat i found in the kitchen and i gave it my clothes to make the double more believable." said Jotaro with a smile.
DIO turned his face to look at Jotaro and he saw that he was just wearing pants and it was like super sexy and it would make every lady that saw him want to touch him and maybe a male lady too i dont know.
"You will regret doing this to me, DIO!" screamed DIO and he stopped time.
When the time was unstopped Jotaro looked at where DIO was and… HE SAW THAT DIO WASNT THERE AND… THAT HE WAS MISSING AN ARM!
"Ho ho, now the victory is mine!" laughed DIO from an unkown place but Jotaro instead of cry… SMILED.
"Just according to the plan" whispered Jotaro "Do it Kakyoin!" he screamed.
"Yes Jotaro!" said Kakyoin coming from the hole in the ceiling that was the floor for Jotaro and shooting emeralds to a corner.
"WYYYYY, HOW DID YOU KNOW I, DIO, WAS THERE!?" asked DIO screaming of pain.
"I placed a locator on my arm in case this happened" said Jotaro "That way Kakyoin could shoot you."
"Yes, now get ready to die!" asserted Kakyoin getting ready to kill DIO but…
"ZA WARUDO!" (A.N. FOR SOME REASON GOOGLE SAYS THAT DIO SAYS ZA WARUDO SO I GUESS HE SAYS THAT GUYS) screamed DIO as he stopped time.
DIO then started flying to an unkown place and Jotaro couldnt reach him even if he stops time too because DIO can stop time longer and also he was faster.
"We lost him" said Jotaro pulling his cap down to hide his eyes.
"Oh, you did?" asked… DIO! AND HE HAD JONATHAN IN HIS HANDS! AND HE WAS UNCONSCIOUS! AND DIO HAD A KNIFE!
"Jonathan!" screamed Speedwagon because he was there because he was healed by Kakyoin with Yown and Erina. (REMEMBER?)
"YOU CAN NOT GET CLOSE TO ME, DIO, OR JONATHAN WILL DIE BY THE KNIFE OF ME, DIO!" laughed Dio sliding the knife through Jonathans body like if he were putting butter to a toast.
"OH NO, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!" cried Speedwagon.
"YOU CAN NOT DO ANYTHING AGAINST ME, DIO, NOW DIE!" screamed DIO and he stopped time.
DIO started throwing a lot of knives he had in his pockets so they will stab everyone when the time stops being stopped and then he laughed as the time was being unstopped but… JOTARO STOPPED THE TIME BEFORE THE KINVES HIT EVERYONE AND HE MOVED EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY!
"Ho ho" laughed DIO "Do not worry, i have more knives!" screamed DIO opening his jacket and showing a wide variety of knives.
"Damn it, i wont be able to stop them all the time" thought Jotaro shaking and almost crying but he still looked sexy and cool and he didnt look like he was crying at all.
"Now I, DIO, just have to stop time one more and ev-" laughed evily DIO like an evil duck when stealing a kids sandwich when he was interrupted by… JOTARO WHO STOPPED TIME!
While the time was stopped Jotaro grabed Kakyoin and he threw him to the other side of the room where DIO wasnt looking and the Jotaro jumped to punch DIO very hard and then the time unstopped.
"KAKYOIN, NOW!" screamed Joator and Kakyoin started to throw emeralds to the back of DIO.
"NOOOO! I, DIO, CAN NOT USE JONATHAN AS A SHIELD THIS WAY!" cursed DIO spinning to see all the attacks that were coming to him and after a while he was struck by all of them and he feel to the floor where he had like a million spasms because all the attacks were so cool he couldnt believe it and also because he was in a lot of pain!
"This is the end for you, DIO" pointed Jotaro and it was really cool GUYS IT WAS REALLY FUCKIN COOL!
Jotaro summoned Star Platinum and he was getting ready to DIO when… DIO SHOT LASER RAYS FROM HIS EYES AND HE HIT JOTARO AND JOTARO LOST HIS OTHER ARM SO HE COULDNT PUNCH DIO AND THEN DIO STOPPED TIME AND HE RAN AWAY EXCEPT HE COULDNT BECAUSE HIS LEGS AND ARMS WERE DESTROYED BUT HE GRABBED A ROPE HE PLACED IN THE ROOM IN CASE OF AN EMERGENCY WITH THE MOUTH AND THE ROPE PULLED DIO AWAY FROM EVERYONE IN A REALLY COOL WAY!
"OH NO! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW! JOTARO LOST HIS ARMS AND DIO ESCAPED!" raged Speedwagon moving his feet to calm himself down.
"I will take him to our home to heal him, you can take care of DIO" said Kakyoin and he grabbed Jotaro like if he was a wife except that was weird because normaly Kakyoin is the wife but this time he couldnt be because Jotaro didnt have arms.
"DIO went through there" pointed Yown throwing Jonathan to Kakyoin because he forgot to take him to his home too to heal him which ruined the romance that was in the wifery grab.
Everyone which are Yown, Erina and Speedwagon went through the hall until they reached a room and they found… DIO WHO WAS REGENERATING HIS ARMS AND LEGS AND SOME TEETH BECAUSE THE ROPE BROKE HIM SOME TEETH AND AND EYE AND EVEN AN EAR!
"WE WILL KILL YOU DIO!" screamed Yown jumping towards DIO really fast like a super frog.
"Ho ho" laughed DIO as always "If you want to touch you will have to touch… PET SHOP FIRST!" (A.N. REMEMBER?! DIOS HAWK! WHY IS IT CALLED PET SHOP BTW? IS IT BECAUSE DIO BOUGHT HIM FROM A PET SHOP? LOL ANYWAYS THE CHAPTER IS STILL GOING ON AND ITS REALLY EPIC!)
A hawk started doing hawk sounds like AAAAAAaaa and WOoooooooooo and flying through the room shooting ice.
"Leave this to me" smiled Speedwagon and he threw his hat to Pet shop who was trying to dodge it but it was… IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE THE HAT WAS CHASING HIM! So Pet Shop froze the hat.
"Dont worry, i got this in control" smiled Speedwagon even more, so much that it was really scary and DIO would have wet himself if he werent so cool and brave and scary himself and also if he could pee but he couldnt because Jotaro destroyed his tunnel of pee with a lot of punches.
Speedwagon placed his frozen hat on his really hot chest and started melting the ice with his natural heat. Like 3 seconds later the hat was unfrozen and a bit really hot and he threw it to Pet Shop again but this time Speedwagon grabed the hawk by the claws so he cant run away and Pet Shop was sawed by Speedwagons really cool hat and died.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried DIO really loudly without tears "MY ASTONISHING PET HAWK I, DIO, HAVE BEEN BREEDING SINCE IT WAS NOTHING BUT A MERE CHICK HAS BEEN MURDERED BY A FILTHY COOL HAT AND A COOL HOT GUY! YOU WILL PAY FOR DOING THIS TO THE PET OF ME, DIO!"
Dio was done regenerating and he jumped towards Speedwagon when there was an explosion in a wall and everyone stopped doing what they were doing to look at the explosion. On the other side of the explosion was… DIAVOLO!
"How dare you take over my mafia" Diavolo said calmly but menacingly "Now you will die for doing this to the great Diavolo!"
(WOOOW, WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED DIO STOLE DIAVOLOS MAFIA WHILE HE WAS ON A HOLIDAY WITH HIS FAMILY! THIS CHAPTER HAS BEEN REALLY EPIC AND IT WILL BE EVEN MORE EPIC THE NEXT TIME SO STAY THERE TO READ IT WHEN THE TIME COMES GUYS!)