We Can Figure this out, if we analyze and Plan
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Shortly after the Player Characters had been abducted, a good number of their possessions were left behind, ranging from stuff they bought from Vicky, school supplies, their smart phones, collection of rare Hu-Man-Oh cards, panties belonging to Slayer, Miranda, Polly, boxer briefs belonging to Damien and Liam, but more importantly the Totem of Z'Gord.
Yes as the totem was left behind it cried for Oz as it had worried as to what might become of the being that cared for this damned being.
In fact after witnessing the wormhole closing up and seeing Oz being taken away, the totem began to feel something it hasn't felt in its anger, and that was sadness, and a feeling of resolve.
At this moment the totem could have gone back to its iconic Cthulu form and take it's anger out on destroying everyone at this school, but instead it choosed to embrace a new form, an ideal form it thought of during its time with Oz.
Molding and shaping its body to the looks and appeal to Oz's taste and dream girl, while remaining true to herself in retaining her many tentacles and haunting insanity inducing large eyes, and multiple mouths around her body.
She boldly marched to school in her birthday suit ready to give just about everyone who hurted Oz and his friends a grilling of their life time, at least that was the plan when on her way she ran into clearly the picture of a 30 year virgin male whose sole purpose in life is to be a wizard on the internet chat rooms, and a troll to every girl.
"Oh my god, have my prayers been answer, maybe there's still hope for otaku's like me and everyone in this world, since the only reason a girl would walk naked towards me in broad day light signifies that I was destined to be the main character in my own harem anime, but unlike those limp dick fucking pussy's I'm going to have the balls to fuck them all and turned this ecchi filled anime into a full blown hentai" raved on the fugly looking Kappa.
"Miss don't bother telling me your name, for I shall join you in getting nude and getting down to business" said the fugly looking Kappa as he began to undo the belt around his shorts, not knowing he just offended not only the new girl in school, but every otaku girl across this world and the next.
So naturally feeling grossed out and offended, she did what any woman do to this degenerate even in the monster world, and that was to kick him right in his fucking balls so hard that Johnny Cage would not only approve but would want to learn this move as well.
"If you ever think about getting naked in front of me again, I swear to god that thought of me cutting your balls off will sound sane once I've driven you to insanity" said the new girl in a deep growl ancient devil voice as the fugly Kappa just whimpered while holding his massacred descendents.
Feeling disgusted and realizing her approaching these people may provoke the wrong thought and idea, the new girl walked her way towards the lost and found where she acquired herself some duds to wear for the time being.
Slipping on some black leggings, black high tops, and more importantly a yellow sweater with a big smiley face on it, the new girl was ready to finally give her piece of mind to a certain number of people, but mainly that over privileged mermaid princess who broke Oz's heart.
That is if she can find where everyone was at right now, while also trying to ignore that fact that the school's Garfield Fan Club was hosting a meeting involving how Garfield has always been a sleeper success that everyone loves, including those movies where he was voiced by Bill Murray.
"Maybe I can cause people to lose their sanity in about 5 minutes from now" said the new girl before running inside the classroom to talk to her fellow fans.
Elsewhere
"And upload, thanks Calculester, you've been a real pal in uploading and editing this video for me, I'm so gonna get like a million views on the internet with this" said Valerie with a smile.
"While I'm more than happy to be of assistance Valerie, you did promise to explain not only to me but to everyone here what became with Amira, Brian, Oz, and Vicky" asked Calculester.
"Seriously Valerie as much as I admired how you managed to not only profit on those guys out of all of their money before they disappeared, I am curious to know where they went and why" asked Vera.
"Honestly I've no idea where they were sent, and frankly speaking I didn't care much in listening as to why" said Valerie, "Are you for fucking real here" asked Damien as Valerie gave a 'tee-hee' before lightly clonking herself on her head.
"What I like to know is where did you get such a device like that to begin with" asked Liam, "I actually won it in a card game" said Valerie, "Of course you did".
"Was it Texas Hold 'em Strip Poker kind of card game or the kind of card game where it's actually a very popular children's card game where you all have to get super high to actually see the monsters in the game" asked Polly excitingly.
"Focus people, what I like to know who was the person you won this from originally and maybe then we can figure out where our friends with" said Vera.
"Aw, I knew you had a soft spot and saw us as your friends" cooed Miranda, "Shut up, I only consider Amira and Vicky to be friends, Oz is but merely a highly regard acquaintance, while Brian is nothing more than their plus one" said Vera.
"Hey at least you got Vera to admit she does have people that she considers to be friends" said Scott with a smile before he and Miranda high fived each other.
"Just tell us who you got the fucking remote from before I tie you down on a bed set us both and that building on fucking fire" threatened Damien, "Alright chill, I got the remote originally from the Immortan Sapien" said Valerie.
"Hold on you got it from the Immortan Sapien" asked Vera in disbelief, "As in the Shepherd of Fire" asked Damien as he clicked his tongue as Valerie gave a cat smile.
"The Original Solider" asked Liam, "The Hero from Hell" asked Scott with his tail wagging up and down, "The one who saved Satan's youngest daughter in another world" said Miranda while fantasizing she had a chivalrous hero like that.
"Hell's most handsomest and most sexiest man, and award winner of that title for the last 30 years" said Polly as she may have had a few sexual fantasies of this guy before.
"You mean, the one they called Art Legend" asked Calculester, "The one and only" said Valerie.
"Damn it, of course it had to be that fucking human, of all the fucking people it had to be, it had to be that piece of shit of a human being" Damien said angrily.
"You seem… very aggravated by him, any reason as to why" asked Calculester, "I'm honestly curious to know as to why you seem to hold more animosity towards Art Legend than anyone else we've came across or mentioned before" asked Liam.
"Oh please Liam you must tell us" said Miranda, "Yeah dude, you just gotta" said Polly as she went and poke Damien on his cheek, knowing that she'd risking him biting her finger off given how pissed he is, but fuck it, Polly is a ghost.
"Alright, you guys want to know why, that son of bitch just so happens to be my fucking uncle" said Damien angrily as everyone was surprised to hear this revelation.
"Wait a minute, you're related to Art Legend and you never bothered to mention this before" asked Vera as she felt that getting in close contact with him would surely help rise her financial empire.
"Dude, all this time I spent just fingering and flicking my bean while thinking about him, and you had to hold out in not telling me and hooking us up to have the wildest, kinkiest, wettest, nastiest, highest, baby making, cream pie filling, erotic seeing, hardest anyone will ever fucking cum sex" exclaimed Polly as she got up in Damien's face.
"Hate to break it to you, but there was no way that was gonna happen, especially since my aunt is like super possessive of him" said Damien.
"Well on the positive side, we at least have a means and a way for us to possibly locate our friends who've gone missing" said Calculester, "Now hold on guys, as much as I'd like to find them, we must think for a minute and figure out as to why they all disappeared, hell for all we know maybe they all wanted to be left alone and get away from here" said Liam.
"What makes you think that" asked Vera before the doors to the cafeteria was slammed wide open.
"About time I found you guys" said the new girl as she's tired from running all over the school and should've guessed this is where everyone was gonna be.
"I'm sorry but who are you" asked Vera in a very snooty bitchy tone towards the new girl, who was about to open her mouth but realized she didn't had a name.
Granted she technically did have one, but now she's in a new body and figured she might as well start with a new name that was very befitting with her appearance.
After taking a minute to think it over, she decided to go with a name that started with the letter 'Z' merely because she can, before thinking of what's a good name that starts with the letter Z.
"Zoe, just call me Zoe people" said Zoe with a cheeky smile, "Ok than Zoe, what can we do for you" greeted Miranda with a friendly voice, not knowing she had triggered Zoe.
"You bitch" said Zoe in her ancient devil voice with her eyes glowing red that everyone who dared looked at them felt they lost a piece of their sanity.
"You're the one who broke Oz's heart, after he worked so hard in these past 6 weeks to get you to notice him and take him to prom, only for you to coldly reject him, and label him as nothing more than an expendable peasant" Zoe said angrily.
"But it's the truth" Miranda said innocently as Zoe continue to growl while raising her fist at the sea princess, "Hey, get the fuck off her you tentacle bitch" said Damien trying to break him apart only for to have one of Zoe's tentacles wrap around his neck.
"Don't think you're getting away without being spared either you pyro pervert" growled Zoe before she adverted her eyes towards Calculester and Polly as she was successful in grabbing one while the other not so much.
"Damn you for being so tangible" said Zoe with more anger than she already had, "I know right, and here I was hoping to cross of 17 different poses while having tentacle sex off my bucket list" said Polly clearly not caring or seeing how serious the situation really is.
"Please miss Zoe, I've no idea what I've done to upset you, but let me start by apologizing" said Calculester, "Don't be apologizing to me, start apologizing to Vicky you computing jackass" said Zoe.
"And you quit being a dick to everyone, especially matters from the heart and showing basic compassion you bombastic simpleton" said Zoe to Damien, "Or what, you're gonna make me" scoffed Damien as Zoe came closer to whisper something in his ear.
"I'll tell everyone here and now how you're actually NarutoFanBoy666, and more importantly your ever growing collection of hardcore Naruto x Sasuke yaoi collection and how you read Lucky Star/RWBY crossover fanfiction on a daily" said Zoe as Damien visibly turned pale.
There's no denying the fact that Damien was the bad boy that both woman and men want to be with, her curses like a sailor, he's a convict charged with arson, and has pension to do something violent to solve his answers.
However, he can't fool himself that he's secretly into some of the more geeky and nerd like activities around the world, especially since he's the most popular male VA when it comes down to dubbing Ero doujin's, henceforth why he has a collection of Naruto x Sasuke yaoi manga at home.
Even though there was only one person who knew of his closeted hobby, he made them swear not to blab this to anyone, so the fact that Zoe knew who he was, really brought a chill down his spine.
"You look a little tense their Damien, here this should help calm you down" said Polly as she began to wrap up a blunt for Damien, "Seriously do you have to be high on every occasion" Zoe said angrily.
"Whoa there missy, don't think because you can't wrap me up tightly in you tentacles I can't come up to you and poke you in that big eye of yours on your head" warned Polly.
"Then tell me, were you high or sober when Brian not only asked you out but you rejected him when going to prom" demanded Zoe.
"Hey I was sober up until he asked me to hook him up with speed where he proceeded to dance on the lunch table to impress me with his skills, which not gonna lie it did, but then I figured he wanted an excuse to dance and get high so I figured I might as well join him as well" said Polly.
"By snorting an entire 8 ball" asked Zoe, "Hey it was all I had, and then everything from there was drawn to a blank" said Polly.
"Wait, so you're telling us that you don't recall yanking an LMG off the wall and began to fire madly around at everyone and everything till the moment where Brian asked you out to the Prom where you've gone and used the remaining bullets to spell out the word 'No', before ditching the gun and all your drugs with Brian just as campus security arrived where they beat him till he was unconscious and he had to spend the night in a jail cell" asked Liam since he recalled all this since he not only witnessed this but was the one to go out and bail Brian out as a favor for Vicky.
"Did I do that" Polly asked innocently as Zoe had decided that letting her anger out on Polly would've made honestly no difference as she was done dealing with her.
Now Miranda on the other hand, well let's just say it's gonna take more than a kiss to wake up this princess.
"I should really kill you for what you did to Oz, but I'm not going to because it would upset him, so I'll just settle you going insane for the week" said Zoe as she forced Miranda to look into her eyes for a solid minute before letting her go.
"There now that I've made my peace, I'm gonna go off and try to get Oz back and his friends, since there's a lot of couples crossover cosplay we have to do, like Naruto and Garfield, Sponge Bob and Deku, Optimus Prime and Handsome Jack, MasakoX and MrBeast, maybe even Art Legend and Ruby Rose" said Zoe unaware that last one did strike a nerve with Damien.
"Hold on, how is it that you know about our missing friends, because if you know where they went and why they left we have the right to know" said Scott, "Honestly I'd like to know more of her heavy infatuation with Oz and how she was aware of what happened during the night of Prom" said Liam.
"Duh, they've been taking care of me for like the past 4 weeks now, more so Oz than anyone else, and as for how I know you guys, well let's just say I wasn't always in this cute little otaku, but rather an accursed totem who may have almost killed you guys" said Zoe with her tongue sticking out.
"I don't follow, so mind telling us who you are already" said Damien angrily, "What she's saying is that she was once that accursed Totem of Z'Gord that nearly killed us all" said Vera as she can easily see how her nearly killing them not only like 5 weeks ago, and her being able to kill them like 5 seconds ago isn't that far fetch.
"Yup that's me, granted I don't remember much, other than how Oz was nice enough to always take me home to not only feed me, but teach me in the ways of geek culture and the art of being a nerd" said Zoe as she had a lot of pride saying that.
"Alright, she knows our friends, and she knows us, the question remains do you know where they went or why they left" asked Liam.
"I can't say where they disappeared to, but I know why and incase my display of torment wasn't clear enough, I'll spell it out for you guys, they all felt really heartbroken for being turned down for prom and simply thought about running away, however Valerie came here with a better solution and to make a profit on it" said Zoe as Valerie still retained her cat like smile.
"But it doesn't matter, I'm off to find them myself, even if I have to travel to every dimension, every parallel universe, every reality across this galaxy and the next just to find them" said Zoe as she began to turn tail and head out the door.
"Hold on, I'd like to help to" said Scott eagerly as he wagged his tail, "Same here, I legit feel bad for breaking things off with Brian like that and honestly I figured I owe him a rescue and an apology" said Polly.
"Not that I'm against the help and company, but it's honestly more safer for you guys not to travel with me since the way I travel across dimensions does cause everyone to lose their sanity" said Zoe.
"Well it's a good thing we have a means and way to travel, but it involves our friend Damien here to make a special phone call to a certain someone" said Vera as Damien clicked his tongue.
"Seriously if you're gonna call your uncle, please tell him if he'd be down for a threesome with me, him, and his wife if it means I get to fuck him" said Polly as this angered Damien.
"Seriously, I want nothing to do with that son of a bitch, and if you think I'm going to give that asshole a call, than you can all go fuck yourselves" said Damien as he gave them the bird.
"I feel there's some context I'm missing here" said Zoe, "To run you up to speed, Valerie here who was the one to have sold the wormhole device to Amira, Brian, Oz, and Vicky, had won it from the one named Art Legend, who just so happens to be Damien's uncle" said Calculester as this really peaked Zoe's interest.
"O!M!G! Damien is related to Art Legend, that's so fricken awesome" said Zoe excitingly, "Indeed, though apparently Damien here holds some level of resentment to him, henceforth why he's refusing to help us" said Calculester.
"Whatever bad blood he has with his uncle, he better be ready to make amends today with the guy, cause whether he likes it or not, we need his help in order to save our friends" said Vera as everyone began to circle around Damien.
"Back the fuck off, don't make me burn you all into another heap of burning ash you assholes" threatened Damien as he began to pull out a Molotov and a lighter from his back pocket.
"Damien, from your words I repeat, don't be a dick be a dude" said Liam as he and everyone got closer in circling him up in a tight knit circle.
"Come on Damien this is necessary to get our friends back" said Scott as Damien began to shake in pure fear that he dropped his lighter.
"Seriously a chance to meet your uncle is all I ask, and I promise you I'll be more than happy to settle with anything that's stain with his cum or sweat" said Polly, "Yeah, plus I got to ask him what was it like for him to have sex with Naofumi and Ruby Rose while they fought off a giant tentacle monster with literally a billion different kind of guns" said Zoe as she heard stories of this epic feat that it crossed over to many words and is still spoken about in many fandoms today.
With his back up against the wall, and his only means of keeping his friends at bay now lost, Damien put up his fist to put up a good fight, however even the most strongest man couldn't take on more than 4 people before he was eventually pinned to the ground.
"Hurry up and grab his phone" shouted Scott, "Hey! Watch where you put that tentacle" exclaimed Damien with a blush, "You wish this was going up your butt" scoffed Zoe with a fiendish smile.
"Got it" said Liam as he began to unlock his phone and go through his contacts, "You bastards" Damien said angrily.
"Oh shut up already, Liam get to calling" said Vera, "Don't get snippy with me for no reason" said Liam as he finally found the contact before he began to dial up the number.
"Hey nephew, been a while since you last called your tio, what's up" came the voice of the hero of hell.
"Hi excuse me, but I'm actually calling you on behalf of Damien Mr. Legend, oh my god I can't believe I'm talking to Art Legend" said Liam as he too was just as excited to talk to Art.
"Why is Damien ok" asked Art with concern, "Damien's fine, it's just that we need a favor from you since you're the only one who can help us, and according to Damien here he's got some sort of grudge against you and we actually had to take his phone away by force in order to make this call right now" said Liam.
"I see… well it seems that whatever you and your friends have a trouble with, I'll be more than happy to help to the best of my ability, and I'm willing to patch things up with my nephew, if you guys don't mind dragging his ass along with you" said Art on the other line.
"Fuck you, you fucking fuck" yelled Damien angrily, "Hey watch your mouth kid, just cause you're an adult, doesn't mean your tio won't grab the damn chancla again like I did to you in 3rd grade" warned Art.
"Thank you Mr. Legend you're of great help to us" said Liam, "Anytime, see you kids when you get here" said Art before he hanged up.
"Well looks like we're going to pay your tio a visit" said Vera with a shit eating grin, "I fucking hate you guys, like seriously you're all assholes here" said Damien as they let him go before handing his phone back.
"hey guys before we go see Damien's uncle, we definitely gotta stop by the nearest drugstore from here, I heard that his uncles kinks besides girls with red or purple hair, or tig ol' bitties, are girls covered in oil and bikini's" said Polly as she was determined to ride Damien's uncles dick.
"I also heard the guy is into tentacle, biting, and scratching" smirked Zoe, "Oh god, just what we need, someone else to get all thirsty for Art Legend" said Vera as she rolled her eyes.
"Says the girl her still masturbates to the photo of him when he was posing for men boxer briefs issue 2018" said Valerie as she was stiffening her laugh as Vera flushed red.
"Ok, if I agree to take you guys to see my uncle, could you all just please stop sharing your perverted fantasies of wanting to fuck him, it's hard enough to see him without the thought of you guys wanting to fuck him" Damien said angrily as he was definitely going to need some mind bleach.
"Sounds fair" said Vera while still retaining her blush, as they all began to leave school grounds for the day.
I swear to god, those assholes better be suffering more than me right now, thought Damien as his mind drifted back to Amira, Brian, Oz, and Vicky for he's had to suffer indirectly because of them wanting to runaway.
Kono Suba
After getting slimed and humiliated, Oz opted to go back home right away so he could shower in peace.
Granted his only form of company was both Brian and Darkness, with Brian willing to start washing his dirty set of adventurers garb, while also talking about modifying it, though he'll do that latter at a later time today.
So right now, Oz was bathing in peace and just sat in the nice hot bath water, with only his phobias who were cheering him up.
"Thanks guys, I guess even Naruto didn't get great over night" said Oz with a smile as 5 phobias began to cheer in joy.
Eventually his moment of solace came to an end when opening the bath door was not only Brian, but also Darkness surprisingly.
"Room for 2 more" asked Brian, "Sure the more the merrier" said Oz as Brian had no problem entering the bath with Oz as he began to remove his towel, while Darkness was a bit hesitant to go al natural.
"Everything good Darkness" asked Oz with concern, "Yes, just getting myself mentally ready is all, before you both have your way with me" said Darkness with a straight face.
"For the record she was standing outside the door long before I decided to join in with you man" said Brian as this surprised Oz.
Granted it's not like he hasn't seen a naked woman before, not counting nudes on a tablet or smartphone, but never has he ever bathe with a woman who was not only hesitant but exciting.
Granted he has not only bath with Amira and Vicky, but just about all the guys and girls at school given how not only their bathrooms, but their showers are coed, so seeing how Darkness was acting was not only different for Oz, but also Brian as she finally submit to removing her towel and joining them in the bath.
"Ooh la-la" said both the boys as Darkness made her way in the bath with them, "There I'm in the bath, now go forth and release your lustful carnal desires on me, and me only" said Darkness dramatically.
"Ok Darkness, real talk here, I can speak not only for myself and Brian here, but also for our whole team here that if you truly want us to fuck you, by all means we've got no resentment for a casual fuck" said Oz.
"True, just the whole fey damsel in distress act really makes it uncomfortable to get in the mood here, like hell even we monsters have standards when it comes down to sex" said Brian.
"So you won't take advantage of saying scrubbing my body while also groping me" asked Darkness in disbelief, "Hey if that's what you're into and what you want, we'll go with it" said Brian.
"But just remember, we maybe monsters, but we're not 'monsters' at the same time, you know what I mean" said Oz as Darkness deflated a little.
"I see…" said Darkness as any sexual fantasy she had has now gone, but now she felt a new level of shame of being naked in front of 2 male men in the bath.
"Hey Oz, mind being a pal and scrub my back" said Brian, "Sure thing" said Oz as he began to do his friend a favor as Darkness sat there and watch.
"You're… both welcome to scrub my back when you're finished" said Darkness with a blush, "If you promise not to make it creepy, sounds cool" said Brian as this was the first in what they'd considered to be a bonding experience.
Alright a lot of information was dumped, and a lot of malarkey as well so honestly I consider this chapter to be a success, especially since it gave me an excuse to promote my second novel as well, and no I won't apologize for such a shameful act as I'm more than certain this is the kind of stuff Valerie would approve people.
Otherwise leave me your thoughts on this chapter, since next chapter we'll focus more on Kazuma finally enjoying his mixed bath with Amira and Vicky, team Player Characters distributing their skill points, and a lot of bad romance between Aqua and Kazuma, cause if you don't know they're my OTP.
So until then, be safe, be good people, and please support your local fandom communities.
This has been your Humble Narrator and official author Tobi Yaza. =3