Chapter summary: Omega knew the moment he had bumped into that asteroid that he would never live it down.

This Oneshot is set a day after Watch Out For Asteroids!

"Hello" Normal talk.

"Hello" Talking through the bond.

"Hello" Com-link/Private Com-link.

"Hello" Thoughts.


It was the day after Omega's embarrassing collision with an asteroid, and his daughter was still giggling about it, he just hoped that it wouldn't be brought up when they went to visit the other Autobot Guardians, though knowing his luck Sigma will find some way to slip it into conversation just to embarrass him. He huffed a little to himself, he was a big mech, both literally and age-wise, he could handle this with what remained of his dignity intact.

"Sire are we going to see my Auntie and Uncles yet?" Ome asked, bringing the large mech out of his thoughts.

"Yes sweetspark" Omega responded and drank the last bit of his energon, he lowered his face shield and got up off the couch "you had your energon?"

Ome smiled and nodded "Yeah, you gave it me" she replied.

Of course Omega had, was he really that lost in thought that he had forgotten he had given his daughter her energon? He shook his helm a little before he lowered a hand to her "Let's get going" he replied.

Ome chirped and climbed onto his hand, she was placed on his right shoulder.

Omega made sure his daughter was secure before he walked out the base, he made sure it was secure before he walked to the Elite Guard HQ.

When he arrived he saw that the large Autobot Guardian recreation building door was open and walked towards it, he mentally prepared himself for the teasing that he knew would come before he entered.

"Hi Omega, Ome" Kappa greeted.

"How's it going?" Zeta said with a smile.

Omega looked a little surprised, his siblings didn't know? He guessed that Sigma hadn't told them yet, so that put him at ease "We're good" he replied and sat down on the couch.

All was good initially as the family chatted about different things, that is, until Sigma had a mischievous smirk on his face "So Omega, the space flight was good yesterday wasn't it?" he asked.

Omega looked to his youngest brother sharply, his optics widened a little before he quickly composed himself and cleared his vocals "Y-Yes, yes it went well" he replied.

Ome giggled.

Gamma smirked "Since when do you stutter?" he teased his oldest brother.

"Did something happen during your space flight?" Beta asked.

"N-No it did not!" Omega replied.

"Oh I see what's happening here, something embarrassing happened" Alpha said with a smirk, he knew his older brother had a tendency to stutter a little when something embarrassing had happened to him and was trying to keep off the subject.

"So what happened?" Iota asked with a smirk.

Sigma grinned "Shall I tell them Omega or do you want the honours?" he asked innocently.

The look Omega shot his little brother could have melted Cybertronian alloy.

But Sigma wasn't fazed and smirked.

"What did happen?" Delta asked with a smirk.

Omega crossed his arms over his chest and stubbornly kept his mouth shut, but it was in vain.

Ome giggled "Sire bumped into an asteroid" she said.

The other Autobot Guardians burst out laughing "That's gold!" Zeta said as he laughed.

"Wow Omega, and you're the one that preached about space safety" Eta added as he laughed.

"How big was this asteroid? It must have been big but you somehow didn't see it" Theta said with a smirk.

Omega pursed his lipplates "It...was a quarter of our size" he admitted moodily.

That seemed to send a second wave of laughter through the other Autobot Guardians "Oh this just keeps getting better!" Gamma said as he laughed.

"In my defense I was keeping an optic on Ome" Omega replied as he gave his daughter a look for spilling the beans.

Ome giggled "It was funny Sire, you cursed a lot" she said.

"And you tell us off for swearing in front of her, hypocrite much" Epsilon teased his eldest brother.

Omega gave him a look.

Alpha chuckled and patted his older brother's left shoulder "Well brother, I think you know you're not living this down" he said.

Omega grumbled a little, though he knew as soon as he had bumped into that asteroid that he would never live it down.